Hi.

Okay, first things first. I'm not Eoin Colfer OR J.K Rowling, as much as I screw over their characters lives, okay?

OKAY?!

Good.

Just because I feel like it, I'm tell you a whole lotta crap about me.

Whey-hey.

((Goverment Warning-TURN BACK NOW IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SUCIDE WISH!! I REPEAT, TURN BACK NOW!! THIS WILL UNDOUBTLY BORE YOU TO DEATH!!))

Not like that would ever happen. The Goverment doesn't give a damn. Sorry, Goverment.

Is the word 'Goverment' looking a bit funny to anyone right now?

Anyway.

I'm British. Yup, that's right, England, cuppa-a-tea, pinkies-in-the-air, God-save-the-Queen, Spice Girls and Harry Potter.

England copyrights all of them.

My name's Mary Poppins (COPYRIGHT!!) and I'm 4853894687648 light years old.

My favourite bands/singers/music people are Paramore (I NEVER MEANT TO BRAG, BUT I GOT HIM WHERE I WANT HIM NOW!!) and Panic! At The Disco (Cos it's nine in the afternoon and your eyes are the size of the mooooooon!).

Mood: Slighty depressed because it's raining (Hate to say it, but England kinda copyrights that too, dammit.) and my parents where having a go at me/each other last night and I got about 0.0001 hours of sleep, because of crying and getting a lecture. (My mum dragged me outta bed at 10pm to have a talk. What's wrong with talking in the morning?!)

So.

Later.

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1. Out The Window reviews

-Oneshot- "Firstly, I blame you. Secondly, Opal Koboi ain't got nothing on this." Artemis and Holly's daughter is in bed, and her stupid lemur won't leave her alone. What's a girl to do? Fall out the window, of course.

Complete - Artemis fowl - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-4-08 - Published: 10-4-08

2. She Couldn't reviews

-Oneshot- Andromeda's dying, Narcissa's crying and Bellatrix can't stand it.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-7-08 - Published: 9-7-08

3. Getting Ginny Weasley » reviews

Sequel to Oh My Gawd! Read that first! Luna has become obsessed with getting Ginny and Draco together, she'll stop at nothing. Draco wants Ginny to seduce him instead, and Blaise won't stop laughing. Second story in The Chronicles Of The Next Generation.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-15-08 - Published: 4-15-08

4. Kiss Kiss » reviews

Ginny Weasley is your normal girl, except she has some pretty crazy friends, parents who want her to marry Harry Potter, and did the ferret just wink at her? Bigger summary on my page. COMPLETE!

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-9-08 - Published: 4-9-08

5. Oh My Gawd! » reviews

When the children of the normal day Hogwarts students appear in the Great Hall, things start to get...well, werid. Mostly GW/DM, LL/BZ, PP/HP and HG/RW Bigger summary on my page. First edition of The Chronicles of The Next Generation.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,514 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-9-08 - Published: 4-7-08

6. Step In Time » reviews

Athena Weasley is furious, Scorpius Malfoy is just lookin' for trouble, Ella Zabini won't go to sleep and James Potter isn't coming out of the bathroom. What's wrong with them? 19 years after DH.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-15-08 - Published: 2-21-08