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WedgePalmer
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since: 08-05-06, id: 1107902, Profile edited: 06-13-08
Author has written 12 stories for Red Faction, Maple Story, Pokemon, Warhammer, Black and White, Myst/Riven, Resident Evil, and Final Fantasy I-VI.

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Pen-name:Wedge Palmer

Real name: Errr...

Age: 16

Gender: M

Location: A box, under a rock, in a cave, four miles underneath The UK.

Likes: Eating, Playing games, writing fanfics, family

Dislikes: Chavs(Shudders). In my school, there are many, MANY Chavs.

Fave food: Bacon sandwitch, Pancakes

Fave Game: Final Fantasy 7 (It rules!)

(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") into your profile to help him gain world domination.

School's Out Forever... I thought I'd be happy, but it brings a tear to my eye knowing that some friends I have there, I will never see again. I tried to get phone nummas but sometimes I couldn't find the person.


Random People to thank or say hi to

Obsidian: He gave me the idea for my first official fanfic

Isaac C: One of my best friends

Jordan C: Another best friend.

Andy Pearce: A friend who's always been there for me through secondary school!

Square Soft: For making the best game in all the world


Other random people from my Tutor group

Who deserve a mention

Jonathan K: My friend

Luke Smith: One of the best friends i've ever had. We fell out some time ago, but i've come to realise what a great friend he is, when everyone hates me.

Well that's it for school. Once the exams are out of the way, i'm free until college starts after the summer holidays...

Thanks to all my friends, and that includes Harry, Berry, Leigh, Luke P, Jess, Dave, Jonathan, Guy, Cheese, Andy, Isaac, Alex, Chantelle, Luke S, Aakash and even Lorna, Henry, George and Kris (lol)

Quotes in General

"I don't care what you're doing, so much as the idiotic way you're doing it..."
-Vincent Valentine (Final Fantasy VII)

"Fame is an empty promise."
-Chinese Proverb

"Heroes are merely sacrifices made to confront absolute danger."
-Anastasia (Wild Arms 2)

"Eventually... all humans die. What happens to them after they die? The body decomposes, and returns to the Planet. That much everyone knows. What about their consciousness, their hearts and their souls? The soul too returns to the Planet. And not only those of humans, but everything on this Planet. In fact, all living things in the universe, are the same. The spirits that return to the Planet, merge with one another and roam the Planet. They roam, converge, and divide, becoming a swell, called the 'Lifestream'."

Bugenhagan (FF7)

"RAAAAAAAARRGH!!"

Dave (the bear)

Fave thingies:

The Perfect created things:

God (just in case...)--FF7--Black and White--Portal--Silent hill or other scary games--Pokemon--FF1>6...Basically, the lowest one is 50-cent Bulletproof

Fave Games:

FF7

FF4+5

All FF games

Black and White!!

Pokemon Emerald+ Diamond+ Pearl

Mystery Dungeon Blue - - - - I'm a Psyduck!

Any MMORPG (Except perhaps the ones you pay monthly for)

Games I can't stand:

Manhunt -- See above. Also, way too gory for me...

Bully -- I think that's it's name. I hate the thought of kids playing a game where they beat up smaller kids.

Most racing games -- I don't deny that it's fun to smash up your car and run people off the road, but otherwise, i don't like.

Sport/football games -- They are not THAT bad, but why play football on the pc/ps/gamecube/xbox/wii if you can go out and play 4 real?

Stories in the making:

The Short Straw: What do you get if you cross Resident evil 1/deadly silence with resident evil 4, then add a co-op mode, a bunch of teenagers and a computer virus that could destroy the world? CHAOS, THAT'S WHAT!

Those Who Die: A single rifle company of imperial guardsmen stand before a massive Chaos force that will destroy their peaceful planet. Can they hold for a month, until reinforcements arrive? A gurrilla war is fought against a frighteningly skilled regiment of Chaos marksmen, and this results in sniper wars! Please RnR all my stories!

Pokemon: Golden Future: Loosely based on Pokemon Gold, Life on Mars and Ashes to Ashes; An 'unimportant' teenager with his whole life ahead of him is shot to death on his way home from college. However; it's not his time to die and he wakes up in the pokemon world (Yes I know about the several stories where upset kids are transported into their Gameboys). Is it a dream, a coma, a miracle or some kind or wierd alien abduction? Well it's up to him to find out why he's there and fight to save both his world, and the harmonious 'Valley'.




1. Loss and Victory reviews
Sequal to 'Order and Chaos'. With their creatures gone and both their allies dead, Toku and Saitaku are forced to venture through the vortex and into the realm of Lethys. How will they fare against both Lethys and another old foe? Read and Review!
Black and White - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-8-08 - Published: 7-8-08
2. Final Fantasy: Legend of the Dragon Heroes »
A merger of most FF games into one. In a time when there are no more heroes to confront evil, they must be artificially created with a strange virus. However, who is the true enemy. One SOLDIER questions why he fights for a corrupt empire. Read and Review
Final Fantasy I-VI - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,260 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-6-08 - Published: 6-30-08
3. Order and Chaos » reviews
There was a clan of gods known as the Clan of Order. Their aim was to prevent the world from falling into chaos. One day, an evil god known as Nemesis rose up and destroyed them, with his newly formed 'Clan of Chaos'. Can three young gods stop him? R R!
Complete - Black and White - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,300 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-29-08 - Published: 5-26-08
4. Welcome Home reviews
This is my first attempt at a horror/scary fic. I hope you enjoy this. The first chapter doesn't have much action but it'll improve, I promise! Read and Review: After a bus crash leaves only two survivors, can our heroes survive a night in 'The House?
Resident Evil - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-16-08 - Published: 6-16-08
5. Ten minutes to live your life reviews
I was angry and upset when URU was closed down a few days after I had got the game. I thought I'd got over it, but the feelings were rekindled watching tributes to URU on youtube. Here's MY tribute to URU. Perhaps the end has not yet been written. Oneshot
Complete - Myst/Riven - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-4-08 - Published: 6-4-08
6. Black and Black: Reckoning » reviews
A crippled god persues his old rival and foe to avenge the death of his creature. He is so caught up in his revenge, can he even protect his own people from death, both at the hands of the enemy; and even the weather? This is the story of the god, Blitz.
Complete - Black and White - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,911 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-27-08 - Published: 3-27-08
7. Those who die » reviews
They thought they had taken the planet They had. They thought they had destroyed the guardsmen stationed there They were mistaken. When Chaos invade and destroy an entire regiment, bar three companies, the guardsmen must fight for their freedom. RnR!
Warhammer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-5-07 - Published: 11-28-07
8. Imperial Civil war » reviews
The planet of Gardenia is split by war. CIVIL WAR. The Imperial army v.s the Imperial rebels. This story follows Sharpshooter Kastor and his band of Mercinaries. Some mild swearies!PLEASE READ! Please?
Warhammer - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-28-07 - Published: 4-3-07
9. The Siege
A story I wrote in about half an hour lol about an Imperial planet near the Eye of Terror being attacked by Chaos. It is written mostly from a commander's point of view.Please RR.
Complete - Warhammer - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-17-07 - Published: 4-17-07
10. Pokemon Online » reviews
A guy makes an account on a game called Pokemon Online, but it has twists, like a VR helmet that allows you to feel things in the game, as well as see them.
Pokemon - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-5-07 - Published: 11-14-06
11. MapleADVENTURE! reviews
The Partially true story of Wedgeff7, A new player who must learn his destiny, and how to use emoticons!
Maple Story - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-2-06 - Published: 11-2-06
12. Bane's struggle » reviews
I really liked Obsidian thirteen's story and was kinda inspired to create my own. This is my first ever official fanfic.I hope it does not look as though i have copied because i haven't. Please enjoy and tell me what you think.
Red Faction - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 8-9-06
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