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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter. NOTE!! My Computer Has Been Down For Close To Two Months Now And Is Not Giving Any Signs Of ComingBack To Life. As I Can't Skip Lunch Everyday, I Will Ask You For Patience. School Is Almost Over(22nd), Then I Can Go To Library Close To Two Times A Week. Mean Time I Will Be Busy Bringing My Grades Up From D's. I Love You All, YYWKMN. EEP!! This Is My First Time On THe Computer In FOREVER!! I Am SOOOOOO Sorry. My Computer Is Still Down And I Am More Buisy Then I THought I Would Be. I Don't Know When I'll Up Date... : Sorry Pplz... YYWKMN. PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen,I cannot see, I must be stupid,I must be bad, What else could have made my dad so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly,Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong, I can't speek at all or else I'm locked up, all day long. When I'm awake I'm all alone the house is all dark, my folk arent at home when my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get, one whipping tonight. I just heard a car, my daddy is back from Charlie's bar. I press my self againts the wall. I try to hide, from his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words he says its my fault he suffers at work. He slaps and hits me and yells at more, I finally get free and run to the door. He's already locked it, and I start to bawl, he takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken and my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late his face has been twisted, into an unimaginable shape the hurt and the pain, again and again O please God have mercy, O please let it end! And he finnaly stops, and heads for the door, while I lay there motionles. Brawled on the floor. My name is Tiffany I am three, tonight my daddy murdered me and you can help, sicknes me top the soul, If you read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgivness because you would have to be one heartless person, to not be effected by this Poem, and because you are effected do something about it! Si I'll ask you to do, is pass it on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE! Month one Month Two Month Three Month Four Month Five Month Six Month Seven Every Abortion Is Just . . . If you're against abortion, re-post this Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) --00--Plz Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter or whatever I put on here, would I be here on Fanfiction? Note: I Have Deleted The Chat Room/Marriage Law. It Was Garbage And Was Against The Rules. And I Will Be Deleting Hermione And Her Catch And A Fun Game Because A Fun Game Is Against The Rules And Hermione And Her Catch Is Having About Two Years Worth Of Writers Block. Sorry Dudes. This is simple and lots of fun!! Just give it a try and see for yourself... Don't Cheat! Do it this is really, really great WHO IS YOUR 1) Pick your Favorite number between 1-9 Now Scroll down ... 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If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, drarythoughts,seventhSINwrath are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy and paste this onto your profile. Didn't write the poem below! Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad if u hate child abuse, post this on ur profile!! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile Name: Look up at my user name... Yeah. Age: Its a number between 13 and 17. take a guess. Nicknames: Pie, Hermione, Snape, Puppy, Brock, Brocklie, Bell, Sabastian, Sunshine, Bitch commenly used by my brother without affection, Mother, Mum, Mom, Bossy, Cinderella, BeckyPie, Witch, Ruby, Mary Poppens, Barney actually the same reason i'm called Mary Poppens, Mrs. Malfoy, Mrs. Sirius Black, Mrs. Potter I don't know how it happened. someone called me it once and it stuck, Potions Mistress, and Miss Pain-In-The-Ass. Sex: -sigh- If you wish. j/k Female Hair: Black/Brown/Purple Eye's: Brown/Black/Gold-ish Height: 5'5 LifeStyle: I move... A Lot. Once a year, sometimes twice. And my parent is not in the army so thats not the reason. my Mum is just restless. BestFriends: 3. Rachel, Kellycorn, And JerryBear Favorite movie: David Copperfeild Favorite Song: Metallica and the Trans Siberian ochistra "Carol Of The Bells" Favorite T.V. show: Teen Titans, Danny Phantom, Pucca, Chaotic, Avatar, Drake & Josh, iCarly, And The Music Chennals Favorite book: Do Not Get Me Started unless you have a couple of days Last song i listened to: Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie future career: Phycologist or Actress Quotes "Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile:)" Unknown "The mystery of love is greater than the mystery of death." Unknown "I got a sweater for Christmas. What I really wanted was a screamer or a moaner!" c0nsept, profile,TalkCity "Helen Waite is now in charge of all rush orders. If you are in a hurry, just go to Helen Waite." c0nsept, profile, TalkCity 'I'm not crazy... I'm mearly Insane'- Me Mum, 2006 'Brownies. Now. No Talking.'- Me, 2:34 a.m. August 14 2008 'A Desk, Whip, And Carmel Scauce... Oh The Possabilitys!' Me, 2007/08 "Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop."Anonymous 'It's brown, and sugary, and brown, and sugary, and best of all, IT HAS BUBBLES IN IT!' Sirius In The Adventures Of Snuffles And Sevvy, Chapter 9, On Pepsi Thinking: When Are You Going To Read My Stories? MORE QUOTES!! Truth is always stranger then fiction. death is but a door...it swings both ways. I like the insanity but stop the stupidity! Those that say nothings inpossable never tried to slam a revolving door. order is for the stupid true geniuses live in chaos. death is for those with nothing better to do. in the end the world as we know it dosen't exist. This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force! Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't. Never knock on Deaths door: ring the doorbell and run away! He really hates that! When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party! When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE. When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand cash. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. LOOK MA, NO BRAIN! It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man. Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,I QUIT!" Death is a way of God telling you not to be a wise guy. If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried. That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again. Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them? If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished. Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win. Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door... Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out. Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. When you’re right, no one remembers, when you’re wrong, no one forgets. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids. They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass! 3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't. A day without sunshine, is like, night. According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist. All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand. BAD COP!NO DONUT! Confucius say: "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!" Corduroy Pillows: they’re making headlines! Do not play leap frog with a unicorn. Elvis has left the planet. Florida: We're number one! Wait! Recount! Gravity is a myth: the Earth sucks. Horn broken: watch for Finger! I have the Body of a god...Buddha... It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious! I don’t suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “damn…that was fun” 333 I’m only half evil Don’t take live too seriously. It isn’t permanent I don’t have a drinking problem I get drunk I pass out no problem. Yesterday is another country, Borders are now closed. I’ll be a marshmallow peep, Smash me nuts captain. I don’t play dumb, I always lose. Nutter then a fruitcake. Spoon! Right now I've got amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Be kind to your offspring. They get to choose your nursing home. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques. Cancer cures smoking. Constipated people don't give a crap. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Do old men wear boxers or briefs? - Depends. Don't steal. The government hates the competition. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. I bet I can stop gambling. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian. Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat? Few women admit their age, few men act it. Vegetarians taste better. I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to. Elvis shot JFK. So many people...so few comets. Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable. A waist is a terrible thing to mind. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. You non-conformists are all alike. Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. Pride is what we have. Pity is what others have. Forget about world peace . . . visualize using your turn signal. Sex is like pizza, when it's bad it's still kinda good. Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of "smart." Jesus loves you! But everyone else thinks you're an asshole. Spandex: A privilege, not a right. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. He who laughs last thinks slowest. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is. Caution: I know karate...and six other Chinese words. Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine. Never visit a doctor who can't keep her office plants alive. Dyslexics of the world unite! Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" . . . until you can find a rock. The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese. Follow your dream! (Unless it's the one where you're at work only wearing underwear during a fire drill.) Forecast for tonight: dark. I always wanted to be a procrastinator but I never got around to it. I don't get even, I get odder. If marriage was outlawed only outlaws would have in-laws. If Noah had been truly wise, he would have swatted those two flies. Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people. If your nose runs and your feet smell you were probably built upside down. I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles. "Auntie Em: Hate you; hate Kansas, taking the dog." - Dorothy Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday. Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts. I'm not broke I'm just having an out of money experience. My inferiority complex is not nearly as good as yours. Ignoring bullshit is wrong, bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful. If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit. People will believe anything if you whisper it. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. . I intend to live forever. So far, so good If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough Quantum Mechanics: the stuff dreams are made of Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have 24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... coincidence? If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn'? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery For Sale: Parachute. Only used once. Never opened. Small stain OK, so what's the speed of dark'? Black holes are where God divided by zero. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Someday we'll look back on all this, and plough into a parked car. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he/she isn't there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing him/her again. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo If you're going to do something wrong, have fun doing it. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it A true friend stabs you in the front Cry me a river, build a bridge, and jump off it. I take a simple view of living. it is to keep your eyes open and get on with it. You can't say that civilization doesn't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way. To some, death may be a blessing, to others, a vice. Me? I think death is a necessity. They condemn what they do not understand There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficent methods. What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about? This Is The BEST Drarry EVER!! It Made Me Feel Everything You Should Feel When Reading A Story: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2913662/23/The_Hogwarts_Adaptation_of_King_Arthur If you like the evil characters more often than you like the good characters, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you might be insane, DO NOT copy and paste this into your profile. If you know you're insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you sometimes forget small words your sentences, copy paste this your profile. If you have ever said "Stop talking to yourself" out loud TO YOURSELF, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have at least one scar, copy and paste this into your profile. If you sing random songs you totally made up out of the blue, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wear sunglasses when the sun isn't out, just to look cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you sometimes act out Harry Potter scenes, or randomly quote entire sections of the books/movies, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do or have tried smokings pot. if your one on the 2 that hasn't, coppy and paste this to your profile. 95 of teenagers are concerned about being popular. if you are the 5 who aren't, Put this on your profile. Remember Popular means how many people who you not how many people like or admire you. 92 of American teens would die if Abecrombie and fitch told them it was uncool to breath. If your one of the 8 laughing your heads off at them people then post this on your profile. If some of your fanfic's seem to write themselves copies this to your profile. Weird is great, strange is bad and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique- this means weird is good! copy this if your are proud to be weird. If you've ever pushed a door that says pull or visa versa- copy this to your file. if you annoy people just for the hell of it copy this to your profile. if you've ever tripped over your own feet, post this to your profile. ran up a down or down an up escalator copy this to your profile. If you ever gave the illusion of being drunk when you weren't paste this to your profile. The Man Rules Finally the guys' side of the story. Now here are the rules from the male side.
1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problemonly if you want help solving it. That's what we do. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.. 1. Christopher Columbus didNOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will ac t like nothing's wrong. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, football, cars 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. Bold any that apply to you, leave ones that don’t in normal. I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish I'm a GOOD ACTOR, so I MUST be a liar I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic (for your information I Hate The Taste Of Alcohol) I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports (actually, I (Rebecca) suck at all sports, except basketball) I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans I believe in ALIENS, so I MUST be searching for them. I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet I HEAR VOICES, so I Must believe in alians. I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo. I Move ALOT, so I MUST be an Army Brat. I TALK TO MYSELF, so I MUST be Crazy.(I Am, But Not All Ppl Are) I FOUND THIS LIST AND COPIED IT INTO MY PROFILE IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP STOP SOCIAL LABELS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE. Guess That Be It For Now. Duecez Bitchez! MWAH! | |||||||
1. Hermione and Her Catch » reviewsDuring the war against Voldemort, our heroes meet a troublesome family and form wonderful friendships that eventually lead to romance. SS/HG STORY TO BE DELETED AND REPOSTED DUE TO STUPID TECHNOLOGY!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-16-09 - Published: 4-11-08 - Hermione G. & Severus S.2. White Tiger And The Panther reviewsHermione finds herself in lust with a Slytherin Girl and gets a weird letter from a group of Protectors who want her to join them. Warnings: Slash, FemSlash, Sex, Language, Not Compliant To The Last Half Of The Series. HGPP, DMTN, CCBZ, And HPGW. Enjoy;PHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-13-09 - Hermione G. & Pansy P.3. Midnight on the Ninth reviewsFor The Twin Exchange Monthly Challenge. A Little Hermione/Fred One-Shot.I Hope You Enjoy It!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-17-09 - Hermione G. & Fred W. - Complete4. A Fun Game reviewsIts A Hogwarts Idol/Dramione Story! Yay! Read If Your Interested, Ignore If You Not. This Dumb Bunny Wouldn't Leave Me Alone For A Year. Stupid Bunny.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-21-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G.5. Crashing Into Love » reviewsHermione Can't Stop Crashing Into Things And For Some Reason Mr. Malfoy Is Always There. Can He Get Over His Prejudices against Muggle-Borns? And Why Is The Ministry Snooping Around Malfoy Manor? Evil plot bunny wouldn't leave me alone.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-19-08 - Published: 12-5-08 - Hermione G. & Lucius M.6. Untill Next Year, Proffesor » reviewsThis is an Entierly different type of story. Snape has a Matchmakeing daughter, who gets all our Fav. characters together. And her Name Is Mary-Sue Daniel James-Snape, even though she is nothing like a Mary-Sue. Dedicated To My Emo Friends, Cheer Up!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-26-08 - Published: 11-24-08 - Hermione G. & Severus S.