Anonymous Saru

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since	: 08-05-06, id: 1108331, Profile Updated: 10-04-10
country	: USA

Author has written 19 stories for Naruto, Fruits Basket, Kingdom Hearts, D.Gray-Man, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Zombie Powder, Ouran High School Host Club, Digimon, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Q&A SESSION WITH ANONYMOUS SARU:

• What is your nationality:
I'm half White, half Mexican. Though if I were to add a percentage to it it'd probably look like: 90 White, 5 Mexican, 5 Other. .D.b

• Where do you live:
I live in America, and will probably always live in America. No I don't live in England, or Japan, or Germany; though I wish I did because some parts of Europe and Asia are very pretty, IMO. But no, I'm just a silly southerner who gets anal if you mispronounce "Pecan Pie." - And no, our nuts don't pee in cans.

• Translations:
My German translations were obtained from Yuuko, a very sweet girl, but then something came up and made me rely on internet translations yet again. As of now I'm very picky and anal, I do want whatever I say to make sense, so I hunt around to make sure that what I have translated makes sense. Because we all know we can't trust online translators. 8(

And for that matter, I'm slightly versed in Japanese. Though I am looking forward to learning other languages. So who knows, maybe in the future I don't have to worry about turning to online translating sites~

• Music I listen to while writing:
I either listen to what I have on my iTunes and or Pandora. Unfortunately Pandora limits your listening time per month. If you listen to it constantly over 70 or so hours than you can't listen to it until the month is over.

• Updates:
Unfortunately I don't have enough time like I did in the past, so I can't deal out my stories quickly like I used to. So for now my stories are on hiatus. Though to quell your thoughts, I won't be dropping any of my ongoing stories. Except maybe Breathing and Picking up the Pieces.

Whatsername: linlin 
Screen name's sake: I adore monkeys. I dunno, I just think they're cute. And so the Japanese word for monkey is Saru. Anonymous was tacked on the front with little thought Db
Age: 19
Current place of dwelling: In your basement, washing your socks. They smell by the way.
Gender: Woman. I have too many damn mood swings to even be considered as a man. And if I were a man I'd cry like a little sissy.
Et Cetera: I'm very creative. You've got an Aries, year of the Lamb, and an A blood-type writer. My creativity is in the form of two horny rabbits that have plot-bunny sex within every five seconds. D: It's quite a pain.
Obsessions: Japanese Culture, cute plushies, soft things, books, monkeys, watching movies, rain, thunderstorms, strawberries, white chocolate, taking pictures, music, art, painting, drawing, photography, cosplaying, interesting well thought out plots, smiling with no reason, WWII, long reviews, friendships, fuzzy socks, rainbows, warm colors, vibrant colors, ramen, sticky notes, sarcasm, the number 15, Pochaco, yaoi, Masashi Kishimoto and Tite Kubo's art, video games, Starbucks, and star patterns. 
Gnast: Flames with no reason, snobs, overly shipped pairings (AkuRoku), poor sentence structure, aweful grammar, horrible plots, people who are close minded, sloppy handwriting, Aizen Souske, people who can't take a joke, pessimistic people, Kyouya/Haruhi.

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1. Dancing Queen reviews
"Vee, Gilbert seems to like the present Alfred gave you!" A happy voice chimed. "Mmm. Yes, it seems to have sparked the inner 'dancing queen' in Gilbert." Ludwig mused. - Written for an LJ meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-15-09 - Prussia - Complete

2. Blue reviews
"And besides I would've gone to school all pissed, with me being here I can look at your beautiful calming blue eyes all I want!" - Written for an LJ meme
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-5-09 - Yamato I./Matt & Daisuke M./Davis - Complete

3. Release reviews
Jiraiya has a nice "chat" with Orochimaru as he chooses between life or death. - Spoilers for those who haven't been keeping with the Japanese scans of the manga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-27-09 - Jiraiya & Orochimaru - Complete

4. Catch me if you Can » reviews
Naruto is the famous cat burglar Kyuubi, Sasuke's a little obsessed with Kyuubi, Gaara likes killing people, Neji's a spy? What will happen when Naruto and Co. pull off their biggest heist yet? - AU, slight hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 117,202 - Reviews: 164 - Updated: 9-28-08 - Published: 12-12-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.

5. Pickles reviews
Haha, boy it sucks to be Sakura. Misunderstanding things suck. But who thought she could take it that far? - Implied pairing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-7-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete

6. One bat, one problem reviews
Poor Olette, she was only trying to stop Seifer from giving Hayner and Roxas a beating. She didn't mean to take it that far.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-20-08 - Seifer & Olette - Complete

7. Father's Day reviews
It's fathers day! The hosts get back together to think up of something to give to Father. Tamaki spends a nice lunch with his own father. - Sequel to Mother's Day
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-15-08 - Tamaki S. - Complete

8. Ropeburn reviews
It's late one night at the Order. Komui and Reever are alone in Komui's office trying to organize the messy room. What happens when Komui remembers the rope used from chapter 162? Happy Birthday Komui.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-13-08 - Komui Lee & Reever W. - Complete

9. Mother's Day reviews
It's mother's day. What are the hosts to do when trying to think up of a present to give their Mother? And how exactly does Kyouya act around his own mother, who hasn't seen him in ages.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-11-08 - Kyōya O. - Complete

10. Iris reviews
What will a singer do to try and be forgiven by the horrid mistake he had made that accidentally hurt his icy manager's feelings. How far will he go to be forgiven? - AU, Happy 411 day
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-12-08 - Marluxia & Vexen - Complete

11. Standing Beside You reviews
What actually happens when Gamma and C.T. leave Elwood? Will he follow after them in search for the rings of the dead? Or will he go back and search for the two that had left him? How long will it take him to realize that he has a crush on Gamma?
Zombie Powder - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-17-08 - Gamma & J. Elwood S.

12. Quitters Never Win » reviews
What exactly were those days like before Miles Edgeworth enrolled out of the school that Phoenix and Larry went to? How exactly did things go after that little school trial? Will Larry ever get Phoenix's Twinkie? R&R plz!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-10-08 - Published: 12-30-07 - Miles E. & Phoenix W./Nick

13. divided You stand, together We fall reviews
A heart breaking past is finally told. How will Kakashi be able to handle his feelings while in the midst of an important mission? Especially when the one he loves is hurt? A glorious tale of heartbreak and comfort.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-24-07 - Kakashi H. & Obito U. - Complete

14. Doublemint Gum reviews
Happy Birthday Kanda! What happens to Kanda when Allen chews gum? - School Safe
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-7-07 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker - Complete

15. Picking up the Pieces reviews
Learning to deal with real world's consequences. - AU, High School settings, Hiatus
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-13-07 - Axel & Roxas

16. Breathing reviews
Seven years have past since Sasuke had gone to Otogakure Naruto has yet to move on, but what happens when he becomes the Hokage? How will Naruto cope with all of this...especially when a certain person comes back? - Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,587 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-25-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.

17. Gift in Return » reviews
When receiving a gift you always give a gift back in return. - Valentine/White Day
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-16-07 - Published: 3-14-07 - Kakeru M. & Yuki S. - Complete

18. Roxas' iPod Dilemma reviews
Raucous music playing from Roxas' iPod equals a very deaf Roxas. - School Safe
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-28-07 - Roxas - Complete

19. Square reviews
What happens when Kakeru expresses his feelings for Yuki? What happens if Yuki accepts?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-28-07 - Kakeru M. & Yuki S. - Complete

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