Ni hao, fabulous people! I welcome thee to my profile.

Stuff that happened on my birthday: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_27

Apparently, Oscar Wilde was sent to prison for sodomy on my birthday in 1895/laughs/ How oddly appropriate. My mom laughed really hard when I told her that, because the woman knows me well. ;D

I Am: All that is cool and nifty, duh! XD

But you can call me: TheQueenOfMediocrity, or Ariel. A-kun works too. I also go by Chibi. It's all good to me.

Age: If Yaoi-con was tomorrow, or even today or last week, I could totally go.

Gender: Female, though I've been known to crossplay as Edward Elric, and I've been known to threaten to crossplay Ash Ketchum. But seriously, I think I might do it, ya know, cause I'm just awesome like that.

Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist, though lately it's increasingly become Death Note.

Favorite Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Azumanga Daioh

Favorite Ficcers: nochick_fics, silkendreammaid, NinjaSquirls, sweet.summer.rain, weasleyismyking17, pandafoot105, and other fabulous people. :D

Favorite Authors: Oscar Wilde, Rachel Cohn, Holly Black, Francesca Lia Block, Hiromu Arakawa, Dan Brown, Tsugumi Ohba

Favorite Review Reply (I got one so good, I needed a new section on my pro-pro for it):

From BeautifulFiction(whom I totally fangirl):

-Snorts- You just made me choke on my tea, you know. You naughty thing you. I
shall try to make any manlust worth the wait.

It's great to hear that you always look forward to new updates. It makes me
get my butt in gear and write :)

Beaut x

Least Favorite Fandom Conventions: Genderswitch!Ed or Genderswitch!Roy, MPreg, Ed/Win, Win/Riza, Ed/Envy, Roy/Envy(what?), Roy/Alfons(whatwhat?), Alter!Roy/Ed (there's nothing wrong with it; it just makes me sad), Ed/Al (um, ew), Homunculous/Roy, Straight!Ed, Straight!Roy(just because Slash!Roy is so very hot)

Whorage(cause you know I'm big pimpin'): Fans of Harry Potter must immediately read weasleyismyking17's work, because she writes the cutest possible Ron/Hermione oneshots on the planet. She's also one of my best friends, so make with the reading!

Whorage (cont'd): You should also read sweet.summer.rain's work, if you like FMA or Kingdom Hearts. Her FMA fic is beautiful, and I loved her Kingdom Hearts fic, even though I had no idea who the characters were. Again, make with the reading! Pwease.

Yet More Whorage: pandafoot105 is fabulous, and she never gets anyone to read her amazing work! Thus, I'm whoring her. So, unless you want to suffer my terrible and unending wrath, you'll read her fabulousness NOW. Again, pwease?

Favorite Books : Vampire Lestat, Queen of the Damned, Memnoch the Devil, Wicked, The Lovely Bones, Angels and Demons, DaVinci Code, anything by Francesca Lia Block, Tithe, Valiant, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants series, Farhenheit 451, The Illustrated Man, The Catcher in the Rye, Raisin in the Sun

Pairings I like:

gay-

Roy/Ed: They were meant for eachother, and it's hot. What more could you ask for?

L/Light: That angsty-licious pairing just spells total love for me.

Havoc/Fuery: They're just so darn cute together! How could you resist?!

Roy/Havoc: It's hot, and they're both perennially single (though for decidedly different reasons). So it works out.

Maes/Roy: Of course I mean pre-Gracia Maes/Roy(Maes/Gracia is just too adorable), but this pairing is damn sexy.

Ed/Hei: One-sided or reciprocated, it's a good pairing.

Win/Sheska: I wouldn't want to read lemons for this pairing, but I think it's pretty cute.

Kyouya/Tamaki: Though I support Tamaki/Haruhi, I just can't read it(mainly because I know I'd run into lemons, and that just doesn't work for me). I could get into this though.

Hikaru/Kaoru: Hehe...brotherly love. It seems I don't mind it so much after all.

I don't like FMA-cest. However, I have come to enjoy certain other fandoms 'cestiness. Don't ask me how my stupid brain works.

straight (which, honestly, I don't even read that much)-

Roy/Riza: Usually I won't read it, but if it's Riza's one-sided Roy-love in a Roy/Ed story, it's fine.

Riza/Havoc: I actually don't see this one that often, but it's cute.

Al/Win: Al and Win make a much better couple than Ed/Win. For one, Winry's never thrown a wrench at Al's head. For two, Al just sorta evens her out, and for three, Ed is way too hotheaded for Winry, and vice versa.

Tamaki/Haruhi: One of the few het pairings I can stomach, and I'm fairly certain the only het canon pairing I actually support.

Gay marriage made legal in California! Hell yeah!

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Things You Learn in Choir

Copyright law is for chumps.

There are so not enough ways to emasculate the tenors.

Screwing up isn't bad as long as it's in unison.

Palestrina is the word of God!

Nothing is more fascinating than a 40-year old Mormon man frolicking.

Whitacre is the shiznizzle.

Male choir directors are all required to grow goatees.

Singing with an insane look on your face guarantees you'll sound better.

At least one near death experience is required per year.

No matter how bad the music sounds, if you just keep singing it will sound fine.

Bad diction is punishable by DEATH.

Mr. Spencer has the prettiest soprano voice ever.

There is absolutely nothing strange about spontaneously orgasming after hearing a FABulous chord.

You use the word "fabulous" alot.

"Amazing", too.

Choir kids are so superior to normal kids. (No, really)

AP choir kids are so superior to normal choir kids.

Insanity is a positive character trait.

Our biannual productions are much more intense than any physical education class.

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Obligatory Quote List:

"ARE YOU SUGGESTING YOU'RE SOME KIND OF MUSICAL GENIUS?!" Mr. Gavin Grant Spencer, choir teacher/jerkface extraordinaire, after he misheard something a girl said and got mad

"Damn fanfiction! It broke my brain!" Brittany, my sister's adorable friend, after reading some overly mature ship fic.

Anything Oscar Wilde!

"'I'm gonna be a SUPER vegan! I'm only eating vegetables that have died of natural causes!" Sabrina, poking fun at her own veganism

"I'm sad! No one can measure my boobs!" I said to Franny, talking about the sorrows of bra shopping.

"Why, are they afraid?" Frannie replied, cause she's frickin' hilarious!

"I look forward to eating kangaroo. Maybe it will give me magical jumping abilities." Frannie, speaking of the exotic Australian cuisine she will sample when she goes to Australia for the rest of the summer

"If there's not a Harry Potter commercial, BLOOD will ROLL!" Frannie, trying unsuccessfully to say 'Blood will spill' or 'heads will roll', during the previews at Transformers

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." Martin Luther King, Jr.

"If I did a Civil War reenactment with John and David, I'd be a Nazi-"

"In the Civil War?!" My friend Alex (the Civil War Nazi) and me in our corner in the choir room (I'm not really friends with any real nazis, by the way, she just has a fascination with Nazi Germany)

"Look, he's reading a map! He's so fancy!" Alex, in all her amazingness, on our San Fran/Choir Tour/AltarBoyz trip, when she saw a guy in a car reading a map

"They were high off space air, duh!" Frannie, on why the astronauts laughed after they landed on the moon in 1969 (That's when they made a landing that was lunar!)

"I'm all for people smoking cancer." Me, trying unsuccessfully to say, "I'm all for people smoking pot, if they have cancer", and yes, it was on that choir trip

"Someone's been sucking on the crack pen!" Frannie, about me, after my epic fall off the hotel bed on that San Fran/Choir Tour/AltarBoyz trip (the crack pen was the hollow hotel pen we found in the room, which had no ink cartridge, so it could easily be used for snorting crack, not that I'd know or anything)

"Uh, you realize oranges don't have emotions, right?" said Roy. "Because we MADE them that way! They have nothing to live for anymore!" shouted Ed. -- Ed and Roy arguing about an orange's emotions in Ayumi Elric's 11th chapter of Poup, which was based on "Oranges"

"Ya know my favorite part about that story? After I finished it, I was hungry, so I ate an orange." Me, telling my friends my favorite part about writing "Oranges".

"My hamster has 10 legs, so it goes really fast, and sometimes it trips, and goes kuh-thunk, kuh-thunk, kuh-thunk, and it's dizzy for a second, but then it just gets up and starts running again!!" My friend Alex, explaining how her brain works using the analogy of the hamster on a wheel.

"These are great! They're like sex, except I'M having them!" Fry, when they found the Popplers on Futurama

"Give me back my fluffy face!" Professor Farnsworth on Futurama

"GOD! BUDDHA! ZEUS! One of you, do something! Satan, you owe me!" Professor Farnsworth

"Here's to us average schmoes, workin' for the man. Even if he is a hot, sexy, female man!" Cap. Zapp Branigan, Futurama

"Professor, please! The fate of the world depends on you getting to second base with Mom." Fry, Futurama

"Kif, this new sergeant fills me with hope! And some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing me." Zapp Branigan, Futurama (Yes, I'm obsessed with Futurama)

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." I wish I could remember who said it. This fish wants a bicycle! A specific, red-headed bicycle -makes sad face-

"If I ever killed anyone, I would kill everyone." Frannie, weasleyismyking17, saying how if she wrote a deathfic, everyone would die, and that's why she can't write one(or something like that).

"Sorry, I'm playing Tetris, and it's becoming very intense." Frannie, explaining why she was distracted during a conversation we were having.

"I never thought I'd die like that, but I've always really hoped!" Fry, finding out he'd die of a crushed pelvis, from sn'u-sn'u, and yes, it was on Futurama

"Your son has an amazing butt!" Allison R, Ursula in our Bye, Bye Birdie, telling one of our principle dancer's mothers that her son had an amazing butt. It was so awkwardly hilarious. :D