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Author has written 25 stories for Trigun, Get Backers, Teen Titans, MÄR, Discworld, Merlin, Cal Leandros, Hikaru no Go, Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화, Gintama, Misc. Tv Shows, Saiyuki, Hunger Games, White Collar, One Piece, X-Men: The Movie, Sherlock, and Skip Beat!. Hello, world! Hope you enjoy my paltry contributions to the world of fanfic! Stories are published irregularly, but never left unfinished. For stories written by me and my sister together, visit our joint account, evilchibis. XXX XXX 19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. dont use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." XXX If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If the majority of your free time is spent reading manga, watching anime, playing video games or writing fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. .eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI | |||||||
1. Diary of an Ordinary Citizen of Camelot » reviewsThe daily insanity of life living in Camelot, through the eyes of a hapless bystander. Camelot really is a very silly place…Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,829 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 2-6-13 - Published: 12-15-11 - Arthur & Merlin - Complete2. Hikaru no Girl » reviewsHikaru, unable to bear Akira's disappointment after defeating him at the Kaio game, comes up with a clever plan that will let Akira play Sai again while keeping his identity a secret. Somebody really should stop Hikaru when he's feeling clever.Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,729 - Reviews: 167 - Updated: 9-12-12 - Published: 12-30-11 - Hikaru S. & Akira T. - Complete3. Will to Protect reviewsAfter his untimely demise, Ace decides to haunt Luffy. Too bad for him that Buggy is the only one who can see him. Still, such obstacles are minor in Ace's quest to protect his little brother.One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-4-12 - Ace & Luffy - Complete4. The Trials and Tribulations of the Love Me Section reviewsFriends don't let friends have a less than perfect revenge.Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-30-12 - Kanae & Yashiro - Complete5. 5 Detectives and Criminals that Never Met Sherlock reviewsOr, Sherlock sees the world. The world copes with Sherlock.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-24-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete6. The Bounty of Dead Bones Brook » reviewsThe question of "wanted dead or alive" becomes a difficult question concerning Brook.One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 7-7-12 - Published: 7-5-12 - Brook & Akainu - Complete7. Directionless reviewsZoro doesn't have no sense of direction so much as a sense of direction that works backwards. This could be an exploitable trait in the hands of a clever navigator…One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-2-12 - Zoro & Nami - Complete8. In Which Complete and Utter Chaos Ensues » reviewsIn which an accident with Cerebro switches Erik and Charles' powers. In which it is discovered that the grass is not greener on the other side. In which complete and utter chaos ensues.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,879 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 6-28-12 - Published: 6-14-12 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete9. The First Mate reviewsIt's the job of the captain to pick the crew, and the duty of the first mate to test them for worthiness. How Zoro came to accept each of the straw hats as nakama.One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-7-12 - Zoro & Luffy - Complete10. Lady Luck reviewsMozzie wins the lottery. Too bad a variety of circumstances and his own paranoia keep him from collecting it. But hey, he did win fair and square, so it is completely not illegal for Neal to help him and really nothing for Peter to worry about…White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-26-12 - Mozzie & Neal C. - Complete11. Innocence reviewsAlone in the darkness, Kilgharrah descends into madness.Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-9-12 - The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah & Merlin - Complete12. Memory » reviewsWith his limiter off, Goku starts to remember. Remember his time with Konzen, Tenpou, and Kenren, back in heaven. Remember every single second of the five hundred years after that. This may not make him any more sane.Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,381 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-8-12 - Published: 4-2-12 - Goku S. & Gojyo S. - Complete13. Neither Beauty Nor Grace reviewsJohanna Mason won the Hunger Games by playing stupid until she turned out to be the most vicious killer of them all. Or at least that's what the Capitol would have you believe.Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-5-12 - Johanna M. - Complete14. The Nature of Happy EndingsBecause Kaseifu no Mita needs more love! The story of how Mita's husband met the Asuda family's mother—after they were both dead. Warning: spoilers for the entire drama, from the beginning to the last episodeMisc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Published: 3-1-12 - Complete15. Some Things Money Can't Buy: For Everything Else… reviewsSakamoto has a plan to help out his old friends Katsura and Gintoki on Earth. Also known as: the origin story of Elizabeth.Gintama - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-31-11 - Sakamoto T. & Elizabeth - Complete16. Broken reviewsThe next time Shi-Woon and Chun-Woo meet, and it's raining blood.Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-30-11 - Breaker/브레이커 - Complete17. Why It Wasn't My Fault reviewsCal and Niko meet Misha and Stefan. Naturally, this ends with an angel putting a flaming sword through the roof. Crossover with Chimera and Basilisk.Cal Leandros - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-28-11 - Ishiah & Robin G. - Complete18. Five Universes That Never Happened to Merlin reviewsExactly What It Says On The Tin.Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-15-11 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete19. The Last Straw reviewsVetinari has already made Vimes become a commander, a knight, an ambassador, and a duke. There's nothing left he can do. Right?Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-26-10 - Sam Vimes & Vetinari - Complete20. Merry Chessmass! reviewsThe Chess attempt to throw a Christmas party. This goes about as well as could be expected. A one shot based off of "The Kid".MÄR - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-27-09 - Alviss & Rolan - Complete21. The Kid » reviewsWhat if, instead of marking Alviss with the Zombie Tattoo and leaving, Phantom had decided to take him home? Note: not slash and not serious!MÄR - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,704 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 12-10-08 - Published: 9-9-08 - Complete22. The Saloon Chronicles » reviewsA bar is where people gather. People of all walks of life. Apparently Teen Titans too...Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,366 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-14-08 - Published: 2-8-08 - Complete23. Diary of An Ordinary Citizen reviewsJump City seems to always be in danger from some super villain or another. All in a day's work for the Teen Titans, but what does you average citizen think of this?Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-10-07 - Complete24. Accidents » reviewsBan receives one of those annoying birthday presents that you can't throw away but you don't want to keep.Get Backers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-31-06 - Published: 12-13-06 - Complete25. Just a Game reviewsMangaverse. Set during Trigun Maximum Vol. 8. After Vash was imprisoned on the arc, did he and Legato really do nothing but stare at each other for months? Of course not. How about…CHESS!Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-10-06 - Complete
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