My name is Jessica and I'm 16 years old. I LOVE Supernatural, Harry Potter, Eragon and Twilight fan fictions. I'm in the progress of writing my first ever fan fiction. It's a Supernatural one. I want to start on my first Harry Potter one soon. That's all for now. If you want, you can drop me a line, telling me what I should put on this page or an idea for a story, and I will dedicate it to you. :-) I live in Australia.

Go to www.fanfiction.net/~samanddeany It's my account with my friend. I'm Sam. :D

There's also www.fanfiction.net/~ferretgirls You can go to it, but we haven't done a profile. Yeah, we're lazy, I know.

Fiction Press account: http://www.fictionpress.com/~isabellesaunders

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can only tell animals, toys, and yourself secrets then post this on your profile.

Normal people are boring.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn before August 10th, 2008, copy this into your profile.

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile.

If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and/or liked/loved copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you think Twilight is the best book in the world and most of the people who haven't read it are morons and losers copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think the writers of movie scripts that were once books or who ever forces them to run away with the real plot and hacks it up with an ax deserves to go to a mental institution put this on your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you agree, that purple bunnies WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something and your friends won't let you live it down to this day copy to proflie

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

AV is Addicted to Vampires.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again.Crazy is when you first read twilight you push the book in everyones faces and yell out EDWARD crazy is also when you pretend to skate in your bathtub in your bare feet with soap. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pyromanic? Put this in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: Jessica

Birthdate: October 7th 1991

Birthplace: Mater Hospital, Townsville

Current Location: North side of Brisbane, Queensland

Eye Color: Blue

Hair Color: Black

Right Handed or Left Handed: Both but more so right-handed

Your Heritage: Well, there's english/scottish/irish/welsh/german and even aboriginal, so I'm just a bloody aussie. :P

Your Perfect Pizza: Dunno

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a job and a boyfriend

Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: probably lol

Thoughts First Waking Up: Go away

Your Best Physical Feature: I dunno, I don't really like myself...but I don't mind my boobs. They're pretty cool.

Your Bedtime: Depends what's on TV, and homework, but usually about 9:30, on a school night. Weekends, it's a COMPLETELY different story.

Pepsi or Coke: dunno

MacDonalds or Burger King: Never had burger king so I have to say Maccas

Single or Group Dates: dunno

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: don't drink tea

Chocolate or Vanilla: both

Cappuccino or Coffee: neither, gross

Do you Smoke: no

Do you Swear: yes, but not much

Do you Sing: Yea, but whether I'm good or not is a different story

Do you Shower Daily: yes

Have you Been in Love: No, but I've come close to it

Do you want to go to College: I used to, but not really any more

Do you want to get Married: It'd be nice but eh.

Do you belive in yourself: no

Do you get Motion Sickness: no

Do you think you are Attractive: no

Are you a Health Freak: no

Do you get along with your Parents: yes

Do you like Thunderstorms: Depends on what mood I'm in and if there's still electricity

Do you play an Instrument: use to

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no

In the past month have you Smoked: no

In the past month have you been on Drugs: no

In the past month have you gone on a Date: no

In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no

In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no

In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no

In the past month have you been on Stage: yes

In the past month have you been Dumped: no

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no

In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no

Ever been Drunk: no

Ever been called a Tease: no

Ever been Beaten up: no

Ever Shoplifted: no

How do you want to Die: I want to fight the person but I don't want a slow death eg: smothered, drown, burnt alive, those kind of things.

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I dunno, but I've been told to go down the secretary path, but I've always wanted to be a singer, or an author. They're my dream jobs.

What country would you most like to Visit: India, but only coz I finally want to meet Armaan. =D

Number of Drugs I have taken: Except for painkillers, none

Number of CDs I own: a lot

Number of Piercings: 1 in each ear

Number of Tattoos: none, but I want a really small one on my lower back

Number of things in my Past I Regret: At least 3, but could be more.

Updates:

Black Angel: Chapter 10/about 13 or 14

Devil's Trap Parody: Chapter 3/? (This one is on www.fanfiction.net/~samanddeany)

Stories:

So, I've been noticing that people have descriptions about they're fics in here, so I'm going to give it a shot.

Complete fics:

Romeo and Juliet (OneShot)
This. Is. A. Parody. It was an English assignment where I had to change the ending of the play, so I'm like 'screw it, let's do something funny and totally weird.' This is the result. Just for all the people wondering, I got an A and I had the GRUMPIEST bitch of a teacher you could ever find, except for maybe my maths teacher at the time. They're about the same, except the English one is probably 2nd because I got an A in all of English.

Forbidden Love (Harry Potter)(OneShot) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3500147/1/
Whoo!! It's posted!! It's on: www.fanfiction.net/~ferretgirls . May I just say, that this will be a hint of what's going to happen, it won't be exact. It's just something that's been swirling in my head for who knows how long, so I typed it.

In-Progress fics:

Black Angel (Supernatural)
The title came from my showbag, no joke. I was trying to think of one, and I saw the showbag and yeah. So anyway. This is just about another hunt the boys go to, where they meet a girl. They both like her, but I SWEAR, they'll be no REAL romance and arguments over her, because that's just not them. Also, there's more to her then meets the eye.

Devil's Trap Parody (Supernatural) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3132535/1/
I'm considering giving this up, because it's so much work. But hey, I'm not going to delete it until I'm sure. Anyway, the title says it all. It's one of my favourite episodes of the first season, but I mock what I love, that's just me. So if you want to read it, go ahead. If you start and don't want to read any more, doesn't bother me, just don't leave a flame.

Future Fics:

Harry Potter Fan Fiction
No, I'm not actually going to call it that. I just don't have a name for it yet. I'm actually writing it now, but I'm taking a leaf out of a couple of my friends books and finishing it before I post. Because I've learnt that if I don't, there's HUGE waits between chapters. Anyway, it's set in 1944/1945. If you're good at maths, you should know who was around at that time, if you're not, ask someone who is. It's about this girl who comes to Hogwarts because she's running from Grindelwald. Now, I don't know what type of fic it's going to be yet. I'm aiming for Romance, but no promises.

Harry Potter Fan Fiction 2/3
Alright people, this is a sequel, set in Harry's time, and is the granddaughter of the chick in the first one. I might do a middle one, where it's the mother in the time of the marauders, but it depends what the reviews say. Haven't started writing it, so you have NO chance of a title.

Well, this concludes my descriptions for today, and probably forever, until I actually do those Future fics and complete one of my In-Progress fics.

Original Characters:

Because I love them so much

Ella
Fic: Black Angel
Dedication: My sister
Reason: Because I love her...And I didn't want to due a MarySue.
She's a fiery Australian who puts Sam and Dean in their places. Well, tries to anyway. She's got brown hair and blue eyes. I'm not good at descibing people, so that's all you're getting. The Winchesters think she's completely and utterly normal. Just another family member who lost someone to the supernatural. Little do they know, she has a dark past and she hasn't always been an Australian...

Carmelita Sandiego
Fic: Harry Potter Fan Fiction/One Shot
Dedication: Kelsey, the 2 Cassies and Emma
Reason: For their weird and quirky behaviour, and the fact that I could see at least one of them doing some of the stupid things.
Not going to say much about her. Except she has black ringlets, shoulder length, maybe, and piercing light blue eyes. She's in Ravenclaw and is a 7th year. Yet again, descriptions seem to escape me, so that's all you're getting.

Aaron
Fic: Harry Potter Fan Fiction/One Shot
Dedication: Armaan
Reason: Because he's awesome. Enough said.
Don't actually know anything about him yet. Only that he's in Ravenclaw and a 7th year. I actually haven't written about him yet. Oh, and he's a prefect. I got big plans for this dude. Mua-ha-ha-ha.

Random Thing Time!!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

EMO kids have cool hair.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mam saying you can still keep it.

Your mom looks like voldemort (oh burn)

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was good

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxocated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

I agree with the dictionary. books before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires who could care less about a pathetic human, or fictional characters in books/movies.

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I'm not paraniod... but I know that you think I am.

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Hotter and Spicier Than You since 1901

I read New Moon and Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD (screw that...I'm gonna knock him SENSELESS til he's DEAD. ESPECIALLY after Eclipse)

Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager grls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

A friend will help you move a body, a BEST friend will help you move the dead body of your ex boyfriend to a ditch on the side of the freeway!!

Names

My Porn Star Name (1st pet + 1st street you lived on): Ginger Victoria

My Detective Name (favorite color, favorite animal): Black Dolphin

My Soap Opera Name (middle name + current street address): Leigh Daniel

My Star Wars Name (first 3 letters of you last name + first 2 letters of your first name + last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Luhjeney