| Mercuria |
Author has written 30 stories for Bible, Excel Saga, Lord of the Rings, X-Men: Evolution, X-Men, Van Helsing, Harry Potter, Rocky Horror, Misc. Movies, Constantine, and Shakespeare. Mercuria Stardust is now tentatively back in business, with 54 percent less sucking. Um. Yeah. W00T, right? These days, you'll mainly find me on: http://community.livejournal.com/milliways_bar Which is a fun and funky online RPG for any and every fandom imaginable. However, I am doing some stuff in fandom. Um, ish! So here I am. Any and all questions may be presented at the conclusion of our tour. | |||||||
1. Impulse reviewsSometimes you don't know you want something until you want it. Movieverse. Slash. LoganWarren, LoganJean implied.X-Men - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-14-06 - Complete2. Sleeping In reviewsA modern Puck and Oberon have a moment in the morning. No one consumes a Lumberjack Special. Based loosely off the movie adaptation A Midsummer Night's Rave. Slash.Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-9-06 - Complete3. The Devil's Own reviewsJohn's the one soul that the Devil would come to earth to collect. (Rating for swearing, slash, and blasphemy ... in that order.) Reviews desired.Constantine - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-5-054. A Change Would Do You Good reviews[The Stepford Wives] Jerry decides to give Roger the Stepford Treatment. JerryRoger. Reviews muchly appreciated.Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-29-045. Not All Bad, Is It? » reviewsSeries of drabbles. Some things that did happen to Brad, some things that didn't, and some that are in between. BradFrank.Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-18-046. Laughter is the Best Medicine reviewsMovie-inspired. Parvati has a twisted sense of humor.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-16-047. Puppetry reviewsDracula, Velkan, and a waltz. Slash.Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-31-048. To Torment An Elf » reviewsA parody of Legolas torture fics. PG-13 for slight swearing and major sexual innuendo. *Third chapter up!*Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 3-19-04 - Published: 1-6-03 - Legolas & Saruman9. Love's Labors Lost reviewsIs it better to have known God and lost him than to never have known him at all? PG for masochism. (Yes, I know I rip off Shakespeare.) Review!Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-18-0310. Rogue's Mirror reviewsUltimate X-Men universe. The reason that there are no mirrors in the cells. PG for semi-sexual references.X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-26-0311. Blue Velvet reviewsOn the night of (yet another) dance ... Kurt thinks Scott is still in love with Jean, Scott is trying to get Kurt to stop thinking, and Amanda Concocts a Foolproof Plan. S/K slash.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-11-0312. Feminine Problems reviewsA somewhat skewed parody of mpreg. Arwen is pregnant with Eowyn's child. Can the two lovers keep their husbands from finding out?Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 5-25-03 - Arwen U. & Eowyn13. See You In Hell » reviewsChapter two is FINALLY here. Featuring the somewhat dramatic entrance into Hell.Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 5-3-03 - Published: 3-21-0314. Despair Transcendent reviewsA girl is tormented by the idea that she is consciously choosing to be a lesbian. PG-13 for quasi-violent imagery and sexual feelings.Bible - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 4-15-0315. Wrong reviewsSome Christians have quite a set of rules. And if you don't follow them, it seems like everything you do is worthless, doesn't it?Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-5-0316. Waiting for Rapture reviewsI wouldn't sit twiddling my thumbs until it gets here if I were you. Read + review.Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 3-21-0317. Painless » reviewsYou know the poison argument, right? Here's my twist. PG-13 for blood and death.Bible - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 3-14-03 - Published: 2-24-0318. Puppetry? You Wish reviewsA sonnet. God needs to lighten up on the whole 'EVERYONE must serve me' thing.Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-18-0319. The Middle Earth Travel Agency reviewsA scheme to teach fangirls about the REAL geography of Middle-earth is hatched. Will they survive? Does it matter?Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-8-0320. Ode to Freedom reviewsA sonnet. Mercuria does not want to spend her short amount of time on this earth sucking up to God.Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-7-0321. Shadow Roads reviewsA frantic, lifelong spiritual chase finally yields results. Very, very weird.Bible - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-2-0322. Persecution Fantasy reviewsDon't degrade the sacrifices of others by using them as tools to reach your own ends. PG-13 for references to the Holocaust.Bible - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-18-0323. I Will Never Apologize reviewsWe owe our creations to no one except ourselves. Reviews are loved and cuddled like I'd like to cuddle Elijah Wood.Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-16-0324. In Death reviewsExpresses how strange I find the idea of life after death. Read and review!Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-16-0225. No Room For God reviewsWhat others see as proof FOR is proof AGAINST for me. Read and review!Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 12-12-0226. There Will Be reviewsAn atheist's creation story.Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-15-0227. Close Your Eyes reviewsWhy I continue to disagree with the idea of an omnipotent being. Read + review!Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-8-0228. Excel Saga: The Internet Strikes Back reviewsExcel and Hyatt are given a new mission. Wait! What's with the dark gloomy atmosphere?! Could it have to do with the dreaded vampire Lacquer?Excel Saga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-5-0229. Angels May Fall » reviewsA poem about what might happen to people after they die and what one girl will do to stop it. Dark stuff. (Chapter two slightly edited.)Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-4-0230. Grasp An Eternity reviewsThe reason I don't see the need for God. Read and review!Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 10-30-02