These are from hieisesshomaru

Stuff to Post on Your Own Bio

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile

If you get really mad and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.)

if you think twilight is the best book in the world and most of the people who haven't read it are weird copy and paste this on your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

AATCIBD is Addicted to All Things Cullen Including Bella's Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder. If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the library, and listening to them over and over again.Crazy is when you first read twilight you push the book in everyones faces and yell out EDWARD .crazy is also when you pretend to skate in your bathtub in your bare feet with soap. Crazy is when you start bouncing off the walls when you read a story and your family starts thinking you need a pretty new white jacket. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over three times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

If you can’t appreciate Edward Cullen, please leave the vicinity.

I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." --Franklin Roosevelt

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. (Yep, I have done this. And it is pathetic when I lose to myself... Nevermind)

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I got this one from AllieWeasley.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

I got these sentences from RuneWitchSakura and thought I had to copy these for they are true...Plus I thought they were hilarious. I hope you have fun with this.

I got this one from Dark Iasha

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

These are from Phantom of a Rose.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (sigh. Yes. I have.)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile. (Yep, all the time!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. (I'm an A student and a push and pull sign escapes me!)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (Hehe. Let's see. Example A) Harry Potter. B) ) The hott guys of Harry Potter.)

If you have ever tripped over your own two feet, copy this into your profile. (I have no comment, other than I do this many times a day.)

I called your boyfriend gay, And he hit me with his purse...

Whoever said that nothing is impossible obviously never tried to slam a revolving door...

Computer nerds have this ridiculous need to make up stupid terms for everything!

If at first you don't succeed do it like your mother told you...

If it's tourist season...why can't we shoot 'em?

Can you shift gears...? Or are you stuck on stupid...?

I'm not going death i'm just ignoring you!

What not to say to a police man..."can you hold my beer while I get out my licence?" "I thought you had to be in good shape to be a cop." "You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?"

When a police man asks if you knew how fast you were going don't say, "You should know moron your the one who pulled me over!" but it is okay to think it.

The number one cause of divorce is marriage...

This is from bch1993

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile!

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. (yo-yos are still cool You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool. (still pretty freakin awesome)
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Alice Diana Brenner, Shadows on a Love-Struck Soul,nimi1611, ShadowgalANBU