Wow! You guys actually find me interesting enough to look at my profile? I love ya already! Hows yas doin? I suppose you'd like to know a little bit about me and what I write, am I correct? Yes? Good. All right then, here's some tidbits:
ANNE'S RANDOM FACTOIDS
-My real name is Kathleen
-I just graduated highschool
-I WILL BECOME THE GREATEST WRITER IN THE LAND! But by reading some of my previous writings one can already make the assumption that it's going to be awhile before that happens.
-I'm a romantic and I love happy endings...SO DON'T GO RAINING ON MY PARADE!
-I don't bite, so don't be afraid to p.m me. CSI, POTC, and Doctor Who are what I love to talk about, and if you've got questions or heck if you wanna chat, I'm all ears.
-I'm one of the most random people you'll ever meet/read! My humourous oneshots are proof!
-Diet Mountain Dew, Coca-Cola Zero, and Diet Doctor Pepper are the nectar of the Gods and I can't live without them!
-Ditto for Splenda!
-I absolutely LOVE George Eads, John Barrowman, and David Tennant; they are practically gods in my eyes...sooo hot and perfect...yum! Many photos of them are on my ipod, sad but very true!
-My taste in music is very eclectic; it ranges from showtunes to hardrock to jazz. Yup, you could say I like a little bit of everything.
-Alan Rickman, Gary Oldman, and Bill Nighy are amazing. So naturally, I'm a die-hard Snape, Sirius, and Davy Jones FanGirl. What can I say, I like the dark side (they have cookies!).
ARRRGGGHHH!!! REJOICE, YE LAND LUBBERS! IT'S "TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!"
(If you're a pirates fangirl like me, these pick up lines are sure to have you laughing...or using)
Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates
By popular demand ...
10. What are YOU doing here?
9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)
8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"
6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"
4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
2. RAMMING SPEED!
...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:
1. You. Pants Off. Now!
Favorite Pairings
CSI
GRILLOWS
KEPPLOWS
SANDLE
SWARRICK
NICK/MANDY
NICK/LADY HEATHER
DOCTOR WHO
9/ROSE
9/JACK
ROSE/JACK
10/MARTHA
MARTHA/JACK
TORCHWOOD
JACK/IANTO
JACK/GWEN
OWEN/GWEN
GWEN/RHYS
POTC
WILLABETH
NORRIBETH
SPARRIBETH
DAVY JONES/OC
JACK/TIA DALMA
Quote Alert! Quote Alert! My absolute favorite quotes are bolded.
"Who died and made you Darth Vader?!"- My older brother right after we almost had a head-on collision with some dumb people on the road. The quote may have nothing to do with the incident, but hey, it stuck!
"Are you saying you don't like my bling-bling?"- The 12th Doctor, Doctor Who: Time Tales, from DarkerProjects.net (you can get the episodes on iTunes in the Podcast section; the guy they have playing the Doctor is hilarious.)
"Home is where the books are."-Richard Burton
"The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off." - Gloria Steinem
"It is better to light candles than to curse the darkness."- Adlai Stevenson
"I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass."-Maya Angelou
"Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste."- Lucille Ball
"When something can be read without effort, great effort has gone into its writing."-Enrique Jardiel Poncela
"Light the lamp, not the rat!"-Rizzo the Rat (A Muppets Christmas Carol)
"Metatron acts as the voice of God. Any documented occasion when some yahoo claims God has spoken to them, they're speaking to me. Or they're talking to themselves. "-Alan Rickman (Dogma)
"Rape you? I couldn't rape you if I tried; I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll."-Alan Rickman (Dogma)
Sandurz: Sir, you're needed on the bridge.
Dark Helmet: Knock, next time! Knock! Did you see anything?
Sandurz: No sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again. -Spaceballs
Dark Helmet: Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb. -Spaceballs
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