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Author has written 10 stories for Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Lost, and Redwall. Hello there! I'm back, and hopefully will be presenting you with some new stories soon. I suffer horribly from writer's block so I have a tendency to disappear for a while and tinker around with other writing projects. I have toned down a lot since my early fic days. Looking back on my old works, I've become absolutely horrified by the grammar. My erotic writing style has been somewhat cured over the past year by reading an ample amount of brilliant books. So although I still hope to entertain you to the fullest, grammar and all the niceties of writing will be observed. Perfect makes practice, as some brilliant writers once said. Another thing, I'm really sorry for not completing Dudley the Darklord. I just couldn't get it going in the right direction and became rather bored with it. Consider it my biggest flop. It had lots of potential so I may try the same concept in a different way or I may have a bright idea and surprise you with some new chapters one day. We'll see. Again, sorry. | |||||||
1. Anti of Redwall! » reviewsPeter the mouse is the only one who notices the weird and annoying characteristics of the Redwall universe. So he mistakenly points them out to everyone, thinking they will listen to him. Ha! More chapters soon!Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-17-08 - Published: 9-13-082. Dudley The Dark Lord » reviewsVoldemort is tired of Harry getting away all the time. So he decides to enlist the help of Dudley. Together, who knows what they could accomplish? DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICEHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-14-07 - Published: 4-29-07 - Dudley D. & Voldemort3. Voldemort Rocks! reviewsVoldemort was smart and decided to put his horcruxes into some....less noticeable items. And it would do that meddlesome Harry Potter good if he left them alone and let Voldy have his fun.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-12-07 - Voldemort & Harry P. - Complete4. The Random Story Of Locke's Musical Butt reviewsNEXT ON LOST: We learn what is so special about the engimatic Locke. What gift does he possess, that no other Lostie does? Revealing secrets brought to light!Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-17-07 - Locke5. Alone in the TARDIS reviewsWhen Jack finds himself the sole inhabitant of our favorite blue box, his good time doesn't exactly go as planned. A perfectly splendid surprise ending! Reviews are very welcome.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-25-07 - Complete6. Lost Gone Awry » reviewsOh the insanity! Oh the mayhem! And I finally have the second chapter up! Come on in and read it! I'm gonna stop yelling now!Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,661 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-21-07 - Published: 11-5-067. Gilderoy the Idioter reviewsKind of a sequel to Gilderoy the Idiot. Starring everyone's favorite professor, who manages to cause bodily harm to everyone around him, no matter how helpful he thinks he is. Enjoy, and please review!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-28-06 - Gilderoy L. - Complete8. Gilderoy The Idiot reviewsOld Lockhart is such a good fellow! His every deed leads to either death or chaos. What couldn't be more appealing? Rated T for being gruesome. Yummers! Review pleaseHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-13-06 - Gilderoy L. - Complete9. Ode to a banana reviewsYeah, I know, I have a weird obsession with the ninth doctor and his bananas. Oh well, it makes for good story ideas I guess.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-20-06 - Complete10. SMACK DOWN! » reviewsWhat if the ninth and tenth doctor somehow met eachother and had to duel? The outcome may be quite drastic....or just plain silly. WARNING: Much doctor bashing here. I was on a sugar high while writing this. Final Chapter is here! Please review!Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-19-06 - Published: 8-12-06 - Complete
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