Name: freakin'idiot A.K.A nutcase

Lives: In a box, with a hobo, who is dumbledore, as a hobo. :3

age: Old enough to know that its dagerouse to give out personal information like that!

Likes: Harry potter! :3, Books dedicated to fantasy lovers, my pants ( realy i dont know what i would do without them!), Music, lol fanfics, Personality quizes ( I admit i have no life!) and fanfics that make me want to scream at the computer in horror because they left me on a hook ( i strangley like torchuring myself like that), I like colors and wish to paint the world rainbow colors but home depot ran out of the color red. ( whats a rainbow without red?), love my family and the handfull of people i call friends ( some people dont get my wierd obsestion on being a fangirl for the most oddest things! realy, people tend to run away from abnormality.) and last but not least I like th fact that you took the time to read all this!

Hates: Dog ears ( im a hypocrite, I dog ear my pages all the time) Fan girls ( still a hypocrite), hypocrites (?? XD), i hate people who dont laugh ( its the esence of life!), non readers who think reading is a waste of time, People who dont appertiate school ( im not asain by the way), Racists, and i hate poeple take advantage of my guilibleness...

Phobias: Viens, wrists, and thoes hands where you see every single tendon and bone... UGH!

Fanfics: okay im working on anonymouse jesus but im not a realy motivated person. I admit that i pastionatly go for the goal for a mounth or two and then give up by the time i get bored. Right now im bored but that dosnt stop me from writing the whole darn fic before posting it. I want to be at least two chapters ahead of the readers. Right now im working on how to end chapter one... Im REALY stuck! so if you want to help please PM ME! I NEED A BETA READER! (( lol i dont know what they realy do but a friend told me thier helpfull people... xD))

Couples: well I like gay couples and i proudly admit that ... on the internet. Trust me if my prents knew about this they would KILL me! o.O

(( THIS IS SOMETHING I FOUND AND I WILL FIX UP LATER! THESE ARNT MY REPLIES BUT ifiluvu's ANSWERS! fixed it ! happy love dove? ;3))

0) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

1. Severus Snape

2. Harry Potter

3. Draco Malfoy

4. Charlie Weasley

5. Fred Weasley

6. George Weasley

7. Blaise Zabini

8. Sirius Black

9. Remus Lupin

10. Luna Lovegood

11. Lily Potter

12. Bill Weasley

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
(George/Lily) Never

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
(Charlie) oh baby baby!

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
(bill/sirius) mpreg is not hot. you think trying to get a baby out of a vag is bad, try getting it out of a dick

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
(remus lupin)No, not that i can recall

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
(Harry/George) totally

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
(fred/remus) (Fred/Luna) I'm undecided right now

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

(Blaise, harry/bill) he'd probably try and join

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

(Draco/Luna)heehee, thanx to the latest chapter of my Drarry story I already have a premade summary.

Being pureblood, Draco is forced to go on playdates his dad has arranged. But he refused to play with looney Lovegood she was strange, she was crazy, and she belived some weird things. "Should I undress myself doctor, or will you help me?" But she sure did know how to make a game of doctor fun.

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
(Severus/Sirius) Suprisingly there is

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
(Blaise/bill) Breaking Expectations

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
(Charlie/Severus) SEverus is a 40 year old virgin, and charlie is a young hormonal boy. All the plot needed

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
(Blaise) I know people who read slash and write slash with Blaise, but I didn't know fanfiction had a friends list.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
(Draco) Anyone would read anything with Draco, straight or gay, he is a sex God afterall

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
(Lily)I've read some great Lily fics

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
(Harry/Charlie/Fred) no, George is usually in that mix too. haha

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
(Luna)Nargle! That's good

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
(sirius) Everythings gonna be ok -you can find it on youtube, its sung to the tune of miley cyrus party in the usa, but 10x's better with great meaning people can relate to

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Severus/George/Bill Incest, student teacher relations, destined to be one hot fic, sorry no fred. kinda twisted

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
(Luna/Harry) Do you want to have sex?-its short simple and to the point, like Luna, though i'd never right a fiction with her saying that

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
(Fred) maybe a week or so ago

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
(George)Idk, but I wouldn't mind him showing me

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
(Lily/Remus)Drunk, before she married James maybe

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
(Draco/Blaise) Draco, always with Blaise he is a topper

24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Write a warning. Name one person who should write it.

Severus/Harry arein a happy relationship until Harry runs off with Charlie. Severus, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lily and a brief unhappy affair with Bill, then follows the wise advise of Fred and finds true love with Draco.

Title: Severus Snape Searching

Disclaimer and warnings: Sure to confuse you

I don't think anyone would be able to write this

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
(Sirius/Blaise)That might of brought up a lawsuit with JKR

here are some quotes that i bother puting down on here!

The words "I love you"dont only come from the heart but also the eyes which god has blessed us with...

--by: me--

To be looked at but be hated is better than to be looked at but not be seen.

--By:me--

"Yes, he wanted to go back to the days where it was only Harry and Severus, not Harry and Severus and the mysterious jar of peanut butter in the corner watching their every move."

--By: xKissMySassx in Starting Over Again--

"Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Disease..."

--By: Anonymous --

On your mark, aim, action!!

By: Mikeinel

"I thought you said celebrating birthdays was a.. what was it? Oh, yeah, ‘a pointless observance‘ and ‘it is ridiculously morbid to give notice to being one year closer to death.’” He recited, imitating Severus’ bored drawl rather well."

--By: 27quillz in Dreamz-- (( this quote reminded me of what my dad said on my 16th birthday " whats the whole point of celebrating when you know your one year closer to dieing?" ahhh good memories... XD))