Hi everyone, this is Fufu.a.k.a.speechless. Wondering how I came up with that name? Well, I got the nickname Fufu in elementary school and was recently given the name Speechless because I'm really shy and don't talk much...in person, anyway. Online I can be just as loud and crazy as everyone else!

Hobbies:

Flute

Tennis

Movies

TV (Family Guy is the funniest show ever, along with The Fresh Prince)

Reading (duh, I'm a huge Harry Potter fan...it's kind of sad)

Writing (duh again)

Sleeping (who doesn't love that?)

Description:

I'm Black, I'm short, and I have glasses. I'm a geek. So sue me. I can't help it if I'm visually impaired. I have really long hair, but it's evil to deal with. I live in the United States, but please don't hold that against me (I know everyone hates us). I'm not greedy or stupid or anything like that.

Favorite Quotes:

"When life hands me lemons, I make beef stew." --Andy Milonakis show (do they even show that anymore? I never watched the actual show--just the intro)

"You tell those spiders, Ron." --Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban movie

"There's no need to call me 'sir' professor." --Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

"...bring down the Ministry of Magic with a combination of Dark Magic and gum disease."--Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (I'm not sure if that's the exact quote, but it's hilarious. I love Luna!)

"Are you angry?" "Yeah." "What's the matter?" "I can't see my forehead."--Spongebob Squarepants

"Anything's possible!" Seussical the Musical (if you haven't heard the soundtrack or seen this play, you MUST DO SO IMMEDIATELY! It's great!)

BTW, I love stories where Harry is in an alternate universe with his parents, or where he goes back in time, so if my stories seem similar...it's because they are. But I'm planning on writing some new stories that are on a different track, so don't worry!

I am in NO WAY, SHAPE OR FORM a Harry/Hermione shipper, mainly because it's obvious Hermy and Ronnie get together. I have nothig against those kinds of stories, though. But something I've always wondered is this: why is Ron always portrayed as a stupid, hungry, insufferable git in fanfiction? I hate that. He won't ever be dumb in my stories, unless the whole point is about him being dumb.

And please review!