Hajimemashite. I am now The Fluffy Muffin Queen (obey my fluffy goodness and golden-brown authority!)(Yes, I did indeed finally change my name), but I used to be The Kikyo Hater. If you haven't guessed already, I hate Kikyo.

My Opinions and Little About Me

Good Couples: InuYasha/Kagome(We all know they love each other!), Sango/Miroku(They ARE engaged after all), Sesshomaru/Kagura (He broke Tokijin over a guy who was bad mouthing her and was willing to use Tensaiga, even when it didn't want to, to save her. How can you not see it?), Kenshin/Kaoru (They're so sweet together!!), Ed/Winry (Come on!), Roy/Riza (We all know she can kick his ass...), Luke/Tear (It's cannon. We all know it's cannon), Natalia/Asch (I don't know why, but I really do support this), and Hakuoro/Erurru (How can you not love them together?)

Bad Couples: Kikyo/Anyone(My hate for her just runs THAT deep, but it's mostly the InuYasha/Kikyos that get me! -growls evilly and glares daggers and Kikyo-), Sango/Kohaku(Now that's just sick...), InuYahsa/Sesshomaru(Also sick), Narku/Anyone(erm... ew), InuYasha/OC(HE'S IN LOVE WITH KAGOME DAMNIT!!), Kenshin/Tomoe (While she no longer annoys me, I still prefer Kenshin with Kaoru), Roy/Ed (They hate each other! How do you get love from that!?), and Natalia/Luke (No. I can see how people can think this, but no).

The Couples That Are Just Inbetween: Sesshomaru/Kagome(I find these kinda cute, but I'm all Inu/Kag!), Kohaku/Rin(She likes him, he likes her! Right...?), Aoshi/Misao (Either way, I hardly care, though they do make a cute couple, and I love Misao!), Al/Winry (I'm more of an Ed/Winry fan, but I won't stab anybody for this one...), Koga/Ayame(they are perfect for each other, but I don't really care enough...), Megumi/Sano (I don't know why, but they're so cute together), and Raito-kun/anybody (He's neither straight, nor gay. Raito will sleep with anybody if it helps him... he's a whore... but an amazing kick-ass whore!).

Name: I go by many names, but on here I'm either The Kikyo Hater, Fluffy Muffin Queen, The Fluffy Muffin Queen, her Majesty, Fluffy, or Zandra. Some of my friends also call me Clowey.

Age: I'll just say this, old enough to know what I believe in and what I want for the world, but young enough so I'm not heard (Its very frustrating...).

Looks: -le sigh- I have brown hair (I dyed it black a while back, and recently cut it so the tips are black), eyes that change color (naturally, I swear! It's between blue and green), I have long, lanky limbs and... well, just look on my Gaia account! I made my avatar to look a bit like me... except for the blue eyes... and the all black hair...

Favorite Books: The Bartimaeus Trilogy, The Sight, Fire Bringer, His Dark Materials Series, The Enchanted Forest Chronicals, The Confessions of a Jane Austen Addict, Lord of the Rings, any of the Tortall books, and a few scattered others.

Favorite Shows: InuYasha (anime), Full Metal Alchemist (anime), Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood (anime), Will and Grace, Whose Line Is It Anyways?, Shakugan no Shana (anime), Death Note (anime), The Daily Show, Ouran Koko Host Club (anime), The Colbert Report, Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro (anime), and Utawarerumono (anime).

Favorite Manga: InuYasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Full Metal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Death Note, Chrno Crusade, Samurai Deeper Kyo, and a few (lots of) scattered others.

Favorite Sondhiem Plays: Sweeney Todd; The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Into The Woods, Pacific Overtures, and Assassins.

Gaia Account Name: AkaFuji

FictionPress.Com Account: A Silver Star

Favorite Quotes: I've got a few...

RCS Quotes/Actions

'I don't know, I just don't know. I really don't know. My ignorance verges on the point of insanity. I don't know. I just don't have a clue. I- WAIT! -long pause- No, I just don't know!' ~Reed Martin in 'The Complete History of America(abridged)'

-looks out through binoculars- "Oh my GOD!" "We're out numbered a hundred to one!" -looks out through one of those toy things that shows pictures from Disney movies- "And by animals! There's Bambi, and Thumper, and Flower, and they're in 3-D too!" -rips the thing from his hands and hands binoculars- -looks through the wrong end and laughs- "HA! What are we worried about!? They're all midgits!" -growls and twists the binoculars round so he's looking through the right side- "Oh my God... They're HUGE!" ~Reed, Austin, and Matt in 'The Complete History of America(abridged)'

"Wait, before we move on, what other scenes are there with Ophilia in them?" "There's no more." "Oh... what happens to her?" "She drowns." "Oh, right. Gotcha." -runs off- -comes back a moment later with a glass of water- -throws it on himself, twirls around in circles screaming and falls to the ground... 'dead'- ~Adam Long and Reed Martin in 'The Complete Works of William Shakespear(Abridged)

Random Funny Quotes

"We must destroy the ring, mister Ander- I mean Isildur, by throwing it into the fires of Mount Doom! Hint hint!" "How 'bout, no! Meheheheheheheheheh!" ~the Elrond doll and the Isildur doll played by Ledgendary Frog in 'One Ring to Rule Them All2'

"Wait a minute... I get it! No, wait... that's just new age music... and I'm still oblivious..." ~Sauron played by Ledgendary Frog in 'One Ring to Rule Them All2'

'What is it with falling down Japanese wells? Either you fight hordes of demons or you die in seven days. Horrible. Not that we'd recommend falling down wells in any other countries...' ~Adult Swim (found on What Really Happened with: The Ring)

"Oh my god! Its Kickyou!" "Don't you mean Kikyo?" "No. Shut up!" ~InuYasha and Kagome in Inhuman

"Spiderman!? But he's our friendly neighborhood!" ~Shippo in Inhuman (I don't usually go for these kind of parodies, but his one was pretty funny! )

"Come ON New York Times! If you mess this up for me I will continue to never forgive you!" ~ Steven Colbert on the Colbert Report

"When you're President, Senator Clinton, we'll be able to bring the troops home on flying pigs, provided that it's not too cold for them to fly, what with Hell having frozen over! ... Maybe we can hold the parade on 'Highly Improbable Day'." ~Stephen Colbert on the Colbert Report (found on The Pain)

"Do you kids know what the killing-curse is?" "No, my parents died of old age- OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT THE KILLING-CURSE IS!!" ~Voldemort and Harry Potter in the first live Potter Puppet Pals

FanFiction Quotes

"The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. The second step is obliterating your problem with a giant sword…" ~ Kagome in 'Unleashed'

"'I'm me, not anyone else, no matter what I look like or who I have lurking in the back of my head!' There's number 23,395 on the list of Things I Never Thought I'd Have to Say..." ~ Kagome in 'Beast'

"So over the course of my life, I've learned many lessons. Never trust a man in a monkey suit comes to mind." ~ Kagome in 'My Guardian Angel'

"Hello. What's this? A hanyou?" "That is our newest ally. You can call him 'Dog-shit'." ~Ushitsuyoi and Koga talking about InuYasha in 'The Pain'

"No. Hell no. Eat Miroku.” “I appreciate that, Inuyasha. I appreciate that a lot.” ~InuYasha talking to Myoga and Miroku replying (rather sarcasticly) in 'The Pain'

It was going to be a story to tell her grandkids, that was for sure. “Y’all gather ‘round and hear ‘bout how Granny slept with a half-demon...no, not like THAT, ya sick-minded runts!” ~Kagome in 'Beast'

“I have often had this dream, though never with an audience.” ~ Miroku in 'Touching Mirror Images'

"Why oh why had he ever kissed her and given himself fuel to add to what was already a substantial and only somewhat metaphoric fire?" ~ InuYasha in 'Beast'

The sound of Inuyasha’s head against concrete rang like an echo throughout Tokyo. Some random person on the street had the audacity to yell “Godzilla!” ~Kagome in 'Bodyguards'

“Inuyasha.” Inuyasha looked up at his brother expectantly. This had to be it! This had to be that moment where his older brother would tell him something useful and they would share a stupid bonding moment and everything between them would be right again. “What Sesshomaru?” “You’re an idiot.”~InuYasha and Sesshomaru in 'Sheakspeare is Overrated'

“Hit me again, monk, and I’m keepin’ the arm.” ~InuYasha in 'The Pain'

'The scream echoed through the castle. Resident demons merely shook their heads and continued about their daily business upon hearing the noise, assuming that the new maid had probably just stumbled across Jaken for the first time. It wasn't an uncommon reaction.' ~ A Sad Lack of Consonants

“Kagome and Inuyasha, sittin’ in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-” Thud! Crash! “Die, you little weasel!” ~Sota and Kagome in 'Broken'

"Now if you excuse me, I have to tell a wife some bad news about her husband." "Oh dear. What?" "He no longer thinks he’s a hamster." "But that’s good news!" "No, because now he thinks he’s a pterodactyl." ~Kagome and her dad in 'Father Figure'

'Unless my fourth-grade art teacher wants to pop out from under the bed and announce that she’s really my father, I can’t see any other plot twists keeping me up much longer at this rate.' ~Kagome in 'Beast'

“Inuyasha! You cut off your brother’s leg?” Kagome asked in horror. They all sighed. “We just told you that a few hours ago, Kagome,” Inuyasha said with a frown. “And besides, it was his arm, not his leg. The jerk can still walk. Although it’s not a bad idea, now that you…” “Not the time for that, Inuyasha.” ~Kagome, InuYasha, and (at the very end) Sango in 'The Once and Future Taiyoukai'

“Why didn’t you run? You told Koga to run if he encountered Naraku’s incarnation!” “This Sesshoumaru does not run.” She blinked. “Yes, you do! You ran from Inuyasha when he transformed that one time. Oh, and when you lost your arm. And when he finally used the Wind Scar on you. And…” “Be quiet, woman!” he snapped. “This is not the time to outline my failings.” “I haven’t evenstarted with that list,” she muttered under her breath. ~Kagome and Sesshomaru in 'The Once and Future Taiyokai'

Hello, my name is Uncomfortable Situation. Meet my life-partner, Awkward Questions, and our dog, Slowandpainfuldeath. We’ve decided we want to get to know you better. We’ve even brought you a fruit basket. ~Poor poor Julia in 'Reverberation'

“I was her husband!” Kannon said, smirking at his brother. “I drove her car. We make some damn good looking babies.” “Um…they were colored pegs. Shapeless, colored pegs.” ~Kannon and Hiroshi in 'Reverberation'

‘She did call you ‘Hiro’. Only your friends call you that, after all…’ ‘Yes. She did, didn’t she?’ ‘Yeah.’ ‘But what really amazes me is that you seem to be in favor of her.’ ‘She’s a hell of a lot more interesting than you,’ it snapped. ‘It’ll be like watching a really funny sitcom right after reading anything by Hemingway. And you’re Hemingway, by the way.’ ‘So I gathered.’ ‘The old man that lived with his cats, wrote the most simple, boring sentences, and had mental problems.’ ‘Yes. I got that. Thank you.’ ‘You know what happened to Hemingway, right?’ ‘Yes, I do. You really don’t have to continue.’ ‘He killed himself with a double-barrel shotgun.’ ‘Thank you,’ he thought shortly. ‘Now, do you think he would have done that if only he’d watched more funny sitcoms? I mean, come on—it’s impossible to kill yourself while watching The Three Stooges. Now that’s some funny shit right there.’~Hiroshi and his inner voice in 'Reverberation'

“I don’t deserve her.” “Baka! Of course you don’t deserve her! She’s a woman. That alone puts her worlds above you. But all women fall in love with men unworthy of them. If they didn’t, the human population would die out. So if by mercy one of those exalted creatures should ever fall in love with you, you would be a damned fool to let her get away.” Silence. “Master, I’ve never heard you speak like this before.” “Yeah well, it’s early and I haven’t had any sake yet.” ~Kenshin and Hiko in 'Oni'

"Behave or else I'll put bubbles in it and wash you with girly scented shampoo. Do you want the smell like lilacs?" ~Kaoru when talking to Kenshin about a bath in 'Tigereye'

"Sarcasm is a survival skill. Otherwise I’d be in a nice padded room and in a straight jacket complaining that the bats circling around my head were being mean to me." ~Kaoru in 'Nightfall'

"If the news says anything about many people having died mysteriously... I didn't do it." ~Arariel from 'Purgatorio'

Real Life Quotes

"I'm sorry Claire, but there's no mistaking you for being a lesbian... I'm sorry..." "... Now I feel a little insulted and I don't know why!" ~Me and my sister after watching a scene from Art School

"Hello, this is the health center. If this is an emergency, please call 911. If the ambulance can't help you, then we're sorry to inform you, God hates you." ~My sister and I talking about the U of O Health Center recording, when everywhere else, she gets actual people, but the Health Center when you're really sick, you get a recording... Its called cruel irony...

"Hey look, a barber's shop!" "Hm... is there a pie shop where they serve human meat nearby?" "Nope, but there is a Chinese Restaurant!" ~Me and my sister while we were going to a Jason Webley Concert.

"Sweeney Todd is one of those people that looks at a glass and sees it as half empty." "No, no. He's one of those people who looks at a glass and goes 'Damn cup!'" ~Me and my sister talking about Sweeney Todd. If I ever meet you in real life, please, ask me to show you how she does it... Its loads more funny with the face! ;)

"Well, hopefully she won't be working with the public. She used to be a clerk, and there were times when people would try to lunge across the counter just to strangle her. And then she was made supervisor." ~My dad talking about some random person.

Bunches of argueing then silence and "-ick up his ass." "Don't say that about the Lone Ranger!! The Lone Ranger's sacred!" "Yeah, well, I thought the same thing about Mr. Roger when I was a kid!" "And now he's dead!" ~My mom, my sister, and me.

"Fuck you! Actually, nobody would want to! Oooooh!" "Wait, do what with a badger?" ~ My friends Dion and Joe when I accidentally hit Dion in the nose.

"-laughs- Don't worry, your insanity is really kinda funny!" "Good! I hope you'll be on my jury then..." ~Me and my friend Joe (who already has a plan to take over the world... and it makes works... oh dear God...)

"Yes, but that Swiss cheese used to be a human!" ~Joe during a mock argument we had on the phone.

"Ok, I've got a plan. I need 42 hamsters, that stick, and a chocolate bar!" "...Why the chocolate bar?" "Because I'm hungry..." ~Friends of my sister

My opinion on Kikyo: Ok ok, I have a confession... When Kikyo was alive, I actually REALLY liked her (more than I really should), but, as I said before, she lost any humanity she once possessed. I don't have blind hate for her... True, it IS all consuming, but blind, no. She is a shadow of her former self, feeding off of the souls of the dead and refusing to pass on. When she died, I did rejoice, but I felt bad for her. Towards the end, she was more like the woman she had been before death. And though in 'Through My Eyes', I DO make her more evil (ok, not evil, per se, but more... bitchy) than I truly think of how she had once been, the later installments, such as the other two chapters of what happened after her death, are more how I view her. Thank you.

Just in: Ok, a couple of my stories are on temporary hiatus; never fear, I WILL get to them... some day... Just, I have this giant GIANT writers block. Its killin' me too, I swear! Just wanted you guys to know... Sayonara!!