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Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter. Dear Fellow Readers, While laying on my deathbed, my body wrangled and mangled up with swine flu, an old lady, who at first glance appeared to be my neighbor Mrs Hill, set a music box down next to my bedside as a sick present. This was not the case. For, as I began to close my eyes, I noticed something wasn't quite right with Mrs Hill -- a long, brown claw was protruding from her left, ruffly sleeve. Noticing the ticking from the music box equaled bomb, as well as the signs of a velociraptor attack immediately from my summer training course, I grabbed my whistle out from around my neck and blew my dying breath into the whistle. Fortunately, the bomb was very mild and actually blew bits of the bacon resting on the dresser into the velociraptor's fangs, distracting it. Not so fortunately, I was unable to run as I had just died after blowing the whistle. I hope you are more prepared than I was for such a dire situation. Sincerely, the dead author For more details regarding velociraptor attacks and/or the throw-blow-go method go to velociready.org http://www.fictionpress.com/u/537868/ = my fiction press account with my original works whilst I was still alive. P.S. It took me a while to figure out how to update my story since I've been dead, but hot damn, I actually started on CHAPTER 17 of THE BENT BOY!! AHH! Be prepared for it soon, mes cheries! | |||||||||||
1. A Cock and Bull Tale reviewsIn an attempt to find out Harry's animagus form, Harry, Ron, and Hermione discover something to squawk about. Warning: twisted weirdness awaitsHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-22-09 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete2. Stand By Me » reviewsDraco Malfoy was a haughty ten-year-old boy who was finally coming to terms with his pureblood inheritance. Harry Potter was a silent ten-year-old boy who was in a state barely more functional than a Chocolate Frog; at least until Draco came along. DMHPHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,748 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-24-09 - Published: 7-20-09 - Draco M. & Harry P.3. The Bent Boy » reviewsSneaking out and getting caught, Ginny must pay the price of community service to the school. Then Ginny meets the benevolent loner, Harry Potter, and her life changes. But he’s hiding a terrible secret that could unwind them both. sick!Harry HarryGinnyHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,528 - Reviews: 321 - Updated: 8-2-09 - Published: 2-7-09 - Ginny W. & Harry P.4. The Cerebral Coordination of Ginny Weasley » reviewsWhen you get caught dancing in your underwear... HarryGinnyHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,528 - Reviews: 159 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 6-26-08 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete5. The Coward reviewsDraco Malfoy's last moments. A coward.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-23-09 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete6. The Holiday Gift reviewsWhen Harry is young, before Hogwarts, he recieves a special present.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-25-08 - Harry P. - Complete7. Hedwig reviewsHedwig was Harry's first friend.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-13-08 - Harry P. & Hedwig - Complete8. Where the Answer May Lay reviewsWas it worth it? Yes. Was it the right thing? Harry didn't know.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-12-08 - Harry P. - Complete9. Understanding Me » reviewsON HIATUS Harry meets his counterpart. AU HPOC or HarryHarrietHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,010 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 6-10-08 - Published: 8-6-07 - Harry P.10. My Seventh Year » reviewsABANDONED Lily's POV of her last year at Hogwarts. LilyJamesHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,674 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 8-20-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P.11. Here I Come reviewsI guess I should feel guilty. I miss you more than I've ever missed them. Maybe I feel this way because you were always the one who helped me through loved ones’ deaths… now that you're not here, I don't know how to get through yours. HarryGinnyHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-4-07 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete12. Forbidden reviewsSirius was smitten. Smitten, in a word, means grievously or disastrously stricken or afflicted. The affect the boy afflicted on him was very much disastrously, indeed. SBHP One sided slashHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-23-07 - Harry P. & Sirius B. - Complete13. Sing a Song reviewsHarry is feeling down after Dumbledore's funeral and breaking up with Ginny, so Ron, surprisingly, talks some sense into him. Harry tries to get back together with Ginny, but she is making him do something special before he can have that privilege. HGHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-12-07 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete14. Miss Marge Dursley reviewsLet me show you the happy, kind, sly, and talented sides of Miss Marge Dursley. I will tell you all about her. She enjoys KFC, dog competitions, and Tom Cruise in tight, sexy spandex. The second story in the Omitted seriesHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-31-07 - Marge D. - Complete15. Saved by a Prick reviewsLily Evans was sitting by the Hogwarts lake while it was about a million degrees outside. And it was all because of the Marauders. What happens when Lily decides that she can't take the heat anymore and decides to a swim?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-24-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete16. Pure, Horrible Chaos reviewsA battle raged... young, elderly, and females fell... death.... and all because of the leader and the Other.... first in the Omitted series.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-28-06 - Fridwulfa & OC - Complete
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