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Author has written 19 stories for Pokemon, Naruto, Codename: Kids Next Door, Chowder, Odyssey, Transformers/Beast Wars, and iCarly. Hello! Ima Naruto Ninja44! And by-the-way Ima GIRL! I have straight dirty blonde hair, that goes to the middle of my back, and blueish green eyes and a sexy tan. ;) Ima 15 my B-days on, February 1, 1994. My friends call me NN, NN44, Ninja, Ninja44, Naruto, Naruto44, NarutoNin, Narutonin44, and Nikky since Nikky is the nickname from Nicole. =P My Chinese zodiac is the Rooster and my Western is Aquarius. Ima hardy natured kid and I laugh things off and Ima also an easy person to get giggles and laughter out of. I have a very good imagination, and I act stupid, but I am actually really smart. Ima very protective of my friends, and I would do anything to help them. I look at the world differently then others, and I like to do things my own way. Ima very good listener, and can be moody and loud. I have a temper, but Ima also very patient. I make stupid jokes that nobody laughs at when I try, but my gestures and words can be funny when Ima not tryin'. Ima also a little hyper at times, I am mostly tomboyish and I loves me some comedy. I have soft spot for some animals and little kids. I am also an enviornmentalist, this was branched off of my natural humanitarium nature. Music is my hot secks. ;D My sport is Cross Country, Ima not very good, but I like it. I like Naruto, Pokemon, and lots of other fandoms! And Ima a catholic christian, and no, I won't preach you or anything. Ima just telling you for useless info if you're a stalker of mine. =) Ima also a suck up to copy and paste stuff. Girls, You Really Ought to Take This to Heart. Guys, get Advice From It: --Girls-- --are-like-apples-- --on-trees.-The-best-ones-- --are-at-the-top-of-the-tree.-- --The-boys-don't-want-to-reach-- --for-the-good-ones-because-they-- --are-afraid-of-falling-and-getting-hurt- --Instead,-they-get-the-rotten-apples-- -from-the-ground-that-aren't-as-good-- -but-easy-so-the-apples-up-top-think-- -something's-wrong-w/-them-when-in- --reality-they're-amazing.-They-just-- --have-to-wait-for-the-right-boy-to-- --come-along,-the-one-who's-- --brave-enough-to-- --climb-all-- --the-way-- --to-the-top-- --of-the-tree.-- Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profil in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile: My name is May I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is May And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! 98 percent of teenager do or has tried smoking pot. If your one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy&paste this in your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi,Chinbaldo,Naruto Ninja44 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off! You know you live in 2009 when... 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) You were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!" 13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Do u no how bad I fell for this? Fun stuff 4 eveyone! The Lady's-Maid's Song By John Hollander When Adam found his rib was gone And so in every age we find Though shoulder, bosom, lip, and knee Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if Love vs Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then she had planned, and had to walk home alone. she wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. when she reached an alley, which was a shortcut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security rapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could've been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safty and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could reconize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer had thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they could ask the man one question. Diane was curious to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe it or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truely believe in God...Yes there is many people in the world. But God walks beside you always. Ima Cathlolic Christian and Proud! Kiss my ass if yall have problem with it. 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! The Seven Deadly Sins Sloth Gluttony Greed Pride Lust Envy What Deadly Sin...? Stereotypes are fun. =D I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. Friends vs. Best Friends FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Has never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Calls you and asks you for their number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for ever and ever. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: Laugh at you when you get in trouble for texting too much BEST FREINDS: The person you were texting FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! Random Survey of Nothingness: 1. Is your second toe longer than your first? just a tiny bit 2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? Yeah, the kind that has ink and that I can write with. 3. Look at your planner for March 14, what are you doing? Nothing at all. 4. What color are your toenails usually? Whatever color they are without nailpolish. 5. What was the last thing you highlighted? This quiz to copy/pasta 6. What color are your bedroom curtains? blue 7. What color are the seats in your car? Grayz 8. Have you ever had a black and white cat? no, cats are stupid. -burns cats- 9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on? a letter...? I dunno. 10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming? why would I? >.> 11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time? never done that 12. Who is the last baby that you held? My cousin Joey. 13. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names? No, and I hope I dont. 14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste? Thres cinnamon toothpaste!? 8D 15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago? I cant drive. =D 16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators Philadephia Eagles. 17. Last time you went to Six Flags? I never went, I dont like rollercoasters. 18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house? No, wallpaper ruins the walls. 19. Closest thing to you that is yellow: A frisbee from SOB's. 20. Last person to give you a business card? I never got a business card. 21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to? I dont have checks. 22. Closest framed picture to you? A picture of my family and my two dogs before we got the third. 23. Last time you had someone cook for you? My mom cooked salmon last night! Yummy yummy! 24. Have you ever applied for welfare? No, my family is upper-middle class. =D 25. How many emails do you have? At least one since I stole this survey from a new favorite story person. 26. Last time you received flowers/flower? I think Tyler threw a dandelion at me earlier this summer... 27. What are you listening to right now? Wizards of Wavery place dialouge from the TV. 28. Do you play air guitar? Hell yeah! I can also play real guitar. =D 29. Do you have any Willow Tree figurines? lol, wut? 30. Last time you used hand sanitizer? About 3 weeks ago when I was stuck with day care for my job. 31. Would you like to learn to play the drums? That'd be cool. 32. What color are the blinds in your living room? We have curtains. 33. Last thing you read in the newspaper? The weather I think. 34. What was the last pageant you attended? Pageant? What am I? A loser? 35. What is the last place you bought pizza from? Sal's and it sucked, may I add. 36. Have you ever worn a crown? Yeah! It was a cardboard one! 8D 37. What is the last thing you stapled? Papers? 38. Did you ever drink clear Pepsi? There's clear pepsi? 39. Are you ticklish? Definatly, and when people find out they attack me. 40. Last time you saw fireworks? When I went to the Outer Banks and the people were firing fireworks illegally off the beach. =D 41. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut? I dont have that around my house, we have Dunkin Doughnuts though. =D 42. Do you have a black dog? Nope. 43. Do you have any pickles in your fridge? No, we dont like pickles. 44. How long have they been there?? We have none, dumbass. 45. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of? I actually love mine. =D 46. Last time you saw a semi truck? Yesterday on the highway. 47. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe? Who...? 48. Do you have a little black dress? Nope, I dont like dresses. Put Your iPod on Shuffle and Copy down the Song Opening credits: I Fought the Law by Green Day Waking up: Disturbia by Rihanna First day of school: Lonely Road by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Falling in love: Let Me Put My Love Into You by AC/DC Fighting: Thunder by Boys Like Girls Breaking up: So Long Goodbye by Sum41 Driving: No Rain by Blind Melon Flashback: Dazed and Confused by Led Zepplin Mental Breakdown: The Static Age by Green Day Getting back together: Cupids Chokehold/Breakfast in America by Gym Class Heros Wedding: The Great Escape by Boys Like Girls Birth of a child: With Me by Sum41 Final battle: 86 by Green day Death scene: Restless Hart Syndrome by Green Day Funeral: Me, You and My Medication by Boys Like Girls End credits: Last Night On Earth by Green Day 15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!" Quotes: "If your bark is as good as your bite, BITE HARD!" ~Internet "If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?" ~My friends Roberta (Bobbie) and Alyssa (Lyssa) "Ima tomboy with a slight ramen addiction!" ~Me "This is my brother's, roomates, second cousin, twice removed...and adopted. I call him Gillagan!" ~Tazuna from Naruto Abridged "Can Africans tan?" ~My friend Jackie "You can take the girl out of the city, but you can't take the city out of the girl!" ~May from Poke'mon "If a heat stroke doesn't kill me, I'll starve instead." ~Me in 5th period on a very hot day waiting for my 7th period lunch to come "Luck doesn't give; it only lends." ~Old Chinese Proverb "I got hurt in the most sensitive spot, sure guys have balls, but girls have hearts." ~My friend Bobbie "If I got attacked by a newclear purple dandelion that ate dark chocolate, would you save me?' 'It depends, does the Dandelion like hershey's dark chocolate?' 'Nope, only the fancy stuff. 'Okay, what color purple is it?' 'Orangish purple.' 'Then I would save you!" ~Me and my friend Nikki playing our, 'Would you save me' game "Jackie is a Justin-loving sasquach, that tells lies and if frequently shunned!" ~Me and Nikki teasing Jackie "Let is snow! Let it snow! Let it Snorunt!" ~Poke'mon episode 'Let is snow! Let it snow! Let it Snorunt!' "Skier, Frenchy, and Dune, also know as Dawn, Lucas ans Jun." ~Me explaining my new fic. "Don't say bull say bolongna." ~Me explaining my camps rules. "You know, logic has a brother...his name is 'Shut the hell up!'"~Kakashi from Naruto Abridged. "You do know that Volkner, you know the eigth badge gym leader from Poke'mon Diamond and Pearl, looks almost exactly like the 4th Hokage?" ~Me "Let's sing the log song!" ~Me "Don't you hate when people put up quotes and only put up words people say everday?" ~Me "Wash your shoes, everyday, with soap and water, to prevent cavities." ~Nikki on a sugar high. "I can't hear you...I'm blind." ~Gianni from 7th grade History and English "Nicole keeps throwing bricks at me!" ~Gianni accusing Me "I'm not pathetic...I just need a life." ~A kid named Patrick from school "MY NOSE DISSAPEARED!" ~Mayachu from May's Mystery Dungeon Special "I swear, I never understood why people are popping boners over supposedly racy shots of Haruka in a bathing suit or Hikari's short skirt. It's something I never pay attention to, yet there are people here who seem to be watching the show just in case the producers of the anime find a way to get past the censors and start inserting panty shots (of ten year old girls) into every freakin' scene." ~Dogasu from Bulbagarden fourms "Otouto, you're a fish racist." ~Me talking to my lil bro Blaze "Sara how hard is it to remember that Zues' roman name is Jupitar?" ~Me yelling at my friend Sara S. while helping her study "So Ares has bows and arrows?' 'THATS CUPID!" ~Me, and Bobbie yellin at Sara S. while helpin her study "Ash eating ice cream is a hint for an Ash/Pryce shipping! After all, they both like cold things!" ~Scott85 from Bulbagarden fourms "You drink, like, four pounds of coffee!' 'You can't drink pounds, dear!" ~My 7th grade science teacher arguing with a kid named Jesse Gilmore. "You touch Grendel and his mother will eat you." ~Pikachu from The Blind Alley by Ooshii Kurai "And here's fishing with John Bob, we have caller Donna on line one. She has a question...' 'Yes, when you have the hook stuck in the fish, do you cut it off, or through the fish in with the fishing pole?" ~My Mom and Dad joking with their friends. "Do you remember when Bobby Boucher showed up at half-time and the Mud Dogs won the Burban Bowl!" ~Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy (Movie) "It will do no good to debate if you're wrong, and if you're right- you don't need to." ~Internet "I guess wishes come true if you wish hard enough..." ~A Wish come True by Konton-No-Shihaisha "Mommy: Billy, you know that Santa knows when you are sleeping and knows when your awake! Remember kids! Santa is only a few letters away from Satan! Santa: I'M WATCHING YOU!" ~Internet "I like playing Stick Quiz!" ~Me "Hurry! Let's hit the road! It's not to late!" ~Me trying to get outa church "Tootats rule!' 'And so do Polylops!" ~Me and Nikki "I won't degrade myself to modeling! But I will do my mermaid impression!" ~My friend Matt a.k.a. Drugdealer when I wanted him to pose for my drawings "It can't hail if it's summer! But it can snow..." ~My friend Peter "We call Matt drugdealer 'cause the coat he wears makes him look like one!" ~Me (I made up Matt's nickname Drugdealer) "Jenny! Don't leave me! You're the only one who understands what it's like to be a tomboy! Other than me!" ~Me begging my friend Jenny to not leave on vacation "To be a boy is to be a fool." ~Internet "A brass: A spoled brat mixed with a bass...you know...those smelly, green fish that dont taste good, are unessisary, and smell really bad! Yeah, thats you." ~Me talking to one of teh popular girls at my camp. "I'll kill somebody important, maybe I won't be a star, but I'll at least be famous!" ~I Wanna Be Famous by Jessica Delfino "Seductive? Well I am the seductive type..." ~Matt reading his ice cream quiz result "I pledge alligence, to the underworld, one nation under dog of which I stand alone!" ~Minority from Green Day "Who here is from our school? Good you guys have A's! Whos from another school? You guys have F's. Some kids dont know where they come from! 'Oh I dont know where Im from! I must've been raised by wolves! That must be why I have a tail sticking out of my butt!'" ~Mr. Kellenburger from Geography "One peice has reached 100 episodes in its dub! Where's its hundo?" ~MJC CartoGuy on serebii.net forums "the Rocket-Dan's past is hard enough to straighten out without the dub coming in and making it worse." ~Dogasu's Pokemon Comparisons on serebii.net forums "You are right, May is hotoh and may loves me" ~liam76 "Just because its cute, doesn't mean it cant kill you" ~Internet "Say, you good at video games? I'm not good at video games. The last time I fired up one of my old Sega tapes, it made me a waffle." ~Internet "Sometime when you look back on a situation, you realize it wasnt all you thought it waz, a beautiful girl walked into your life, you fell in love, or did you? Maybe it was only a childish infaution, or maybe just a breif moment of vanity." ~Henry Bromel "5 kids, carrying a HUGE rock, dropped it on the Pikachu. They all burst into laughter as the Pikachu said from the rock, "Receive heaven's punishment!" Allowing a HUGE Marshmallow to fall on top the kids, the bulldozer and the Pikachu." ~Werepokeism by Sandact6, resurected by kohaku -yes i'm a guy- "Only three or three whole pokemon, it's all upon of how you look on things." ~Ada from Werepokeism by Sandact6 resurected by kohaku -yes i'm a guy- "No, we can't. There will always be an argument until the May fans form an empire and kill us Misty fans." ~Hater of Legends from serebii.net forums "There are three kinds of people in this world...people who make things happen, people who watch things happen, and people who say, 'What just happened?'"~Mr. Kellenburger "Macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, put the cheese in the middle and whaddya get?" ~Hot Dog Stand from the Klay World Videos "Wake up the house is on fire, and the cat's caught in the dryer, philosiphy's a liar when your home is your headestone." ~Deatbeat Holiday by Green Day "Mental homes and safety self communities. Did you remember to the pay the utility? Gosh Darn Police Line You Better Not Cross! "I'm having trouble trying to sleep, I'm counting sheep but running out." ~Brain Stew by Green Day "Because if you do, I'll never be able to make objective decisions where you're concerned. I'll fail as a leader just like I've fail at everything else. And I refuse to accept that responsibility for what will happen to the KND if we do this." ~Codename: Kid's Next Door, Rachel McKenzie a.k.a. Numbuh 362. "I like you, you're funny.' 'I don't like you, you're not funny!" ~Naruto and Kankuro. "What are you doing?' 'This! -squirts whipped cream in mouth-" ~My mom catching me with the whipped cream bottle. "...it seems like they're trying too hard to make Hikari to seem like a girly girl. It's to the point that even my Barbies would roll their eyes." ~Crystal Clair of the Serebii.net forums. "Jeez. The Pokemon fandom is so damn whiney." ~CyberCubed on Serebii.net forums "Wow I've heard better comebacks from my dog..." ~Me "I'm not just sure...I'm HIV Positive." ~Cartman "Ay! Don't call me fat you fucking jew!' 'Eric, did you just say the F-word?' '...Jew?" ~Cartman and Mr. Garrison "Oh my God, you killed Kenny!' 'You bastards!" ~Stan and Kyle "Actually, it is the finest hat I have ever met." ~Stan "I had a hot girlfriend named Hannah. Shes in 11th grade.' 'OH YEA? Well I had a hot girlfriend named Mildred!" ~Tom and Texas in my FCS (Home Economics) Class "You know, I gotta say Texas, this is some good Budan!8D" ~Me "Uh...Nikky.' ‘What?" ‘My shovel.' ‘What about it?' ‘It's stuck.' ‘Pffbt. That's what she said!' ‘This isn't funny! I seriously can't get it out!' ‘HAHA! That's what she said!' ‘You're retarded.' ‘...Your moms retarded." ~Me and my friend doing community service for BEST DAY. "I am off-white Sourdough...WHY DO I HAVE THE STUPID NAME!?" ~Me "It's alright. Because we're friends and its stupid to fight over shippings when we became friends BEFORE we knew what eachother prefered to ship." ~My friend "So they call 3 miles 5 kilometer's in Cross Country, right?' 'Yeah. That's correct.' 'Then why do we mark checkpoints by miles?" ~Becca and Molly "Rates are people too." ~Mr. Binkley "Fact: Slugs are slow creatures. They are not cheetahs. Thank you for watching the animal channel. :D" ~Sparky1012 on NF "Do you want fishsticks or a fish sandwich?' 'Neither. I don't want fish at all.' 'We have to it's Christmas Eve. We're not alowed to eat meat.' 'Technically, fish is meat and we're not adults yet so it doesn't count for us.' '...Mom says thats not the point, she wants you to eat fish.' 'I'm not eating fish. I'll eat Honey nut Cheerios instead." ~Me avoiding eating fish with my bro. "Listen, I hear the bus!' 'There is no bus coming...What if its invisible? And then whenever you drive down the street, all you see is a group of kids flaoting in mid-air. And then everyone would be bumping into seats and stuff. ...What if you actually turned invisible once you sat down!? Then you are like; Holy Shit! Where's my hand!' 'Uhg, what if you had to screw someone naked?' 'What?' 'What if you have to screw someone naked?' 'I dunno what society your from, but people kinda havta have sex naked...' 'Uh...I mean invisible...What would happen if you had to screw someone while invisible? Both of you?' 'Heheh, that'd be very awkward and hilarious at the same time!" ~Freddie and Me waiting for the bus. "What's a transvestite?' 'It means they're a guy who got their weiner cut off and a vagina sewn in." ~Freddie and Dad "Scrapper, you and Snarl take Bulkhead and Rachet. Wreck-Gar, you're with me.' 'Gosh, this is so sudden. Aren't we a little young to go steady?" ~Sari and Wreck-Gar "Ze name iz Blitzwing, insect—remember it! Cause it's ze last thing you're gonna hear before I—express my feelings in song! Ze isty bitsy zpider went up ze water spout! Down came the rain and-" ~Blitzwing talking to Blackarachnia "You guys. Come on. Think. Did you watch iKiss? Did you see the ending? Did you see how they said to each other: "I hate you." and "Hate you too." Do you really think Sam and Freddie "hate" each other? Do you really think each one thinks the other feels hatred? Or do you think maaaaaybe this is just a game they've played since the end of 6th grade... and they keep playing it... because each is afraid to stop playing it?" ~Dan Schneider End of quotes Contact me: E-mail me: Nricc12@aol.com MSN name: Nricc12@aol.com (You'll see me as Nikky;)) Aim me: Nricc12 (see the pattern yet?XD) Advanceshipping Forum(narutoninja44 I ish a mod) Naruto Forums(Naruto Ninja44) My Shared FictionPress account with Ally(Last of the American Girls) Other Links: Why Pokemon is the most deep, profound and ultimately depressing anime in exsitance And for all who are wondering. Here is my theme TV Trope: Clicky Click! Hope you liked my profile...If not, you suck! | |||||||||||||
1. Until You Smile reviewsSam and Freddie are stuck in In-School Suspension for the day. Sam decides to make Freddie happier from his bad mood by telling dirty jokes to him. Friendship Seddie. Rated T for Innuendo.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-16-09 - Sam P. & Freddie B. - Complete2. Ignorance Is Bliss reviewsPanini ties up Chowder to ask him the 'big' question she's been dying to ask him. But what happens when Ceviche tapes the answer but has to choose over Panini or his happiness? One-sided Panini x Chowder and Panini x Ceviche. Hinted Chowder x Gorgonzola.Chowder - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-12-09 - Complete3. Dangerous reviewsA 50 peaks about Sam and Freddie. Seddie.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-11-09 - Sam P. & Freddie B. - Complete4. Hormones reviewsSari and Bumblebee get into a fight about something he doesn't even know! Leading to Sari leaving, coming back tearfully, and leaving happy as ever. Jeez, teenagers and their hormones... Set after the Sari Upgrade Arc. Small SarixBee.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-17-09 - Sari S. & Bumblebee - Complete5. Odysseus and the Big Mac reviewsOdysseus and his men dock on shore to find a giant talking hamburger...Odyssey - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-27-09 - Complete6. Our First Christmas reviewsPaul remebers his first Christmas with Dawn as he takes his son to see Santa with the Ketchums. Ikarishipping very slight Advanceshipping. One-shot.Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-22-08 - Paul/Shinji & Dawn/Hikari - Complete7. Sorrow reviews..."So, you're saying I'm meant to be alone?" "...It's not that you're meant for no one, it's that you're not meant for him." Ceviche x Panini, slight Chowder x Panini and super small Gorgonzola x ChowderChowder - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-17-08 - Complete8. Nikkys Christmas Eve Special reviewsNikky sets out on an exhausting journey through ADV Inc's Plaza to find the perfect gifts for her friends. Only OC's here, dudes.Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-23-08 - Complete9. Life ain't that Bad reviewsStop complaining, you think you live in the busiest, craziest, place in the world? HA! I can easily prove you wrong. Oh yea, beware of six different shippings, okay?Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-19-08 - Complete10. KND MSN » reviewsWhat happens when 8 teenagers and 1 kid get onto MSN and talk about their daily lives and random subjects? This. 3x4 2x5 60x86 1x362 more shippings to come. Discontinued, sorry dudes.Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,428 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 3-27-08 - Published: 2-22-0811. One Dance » reviewsMay gets in trouble for dancing and then kissing a boy! Advanceshipping Slight Pokeshipping and Hoennshipping. Ikarishipping and slight Contestshipping and hinted Orangeshipping in the second part. TWO-SHOT. I updated after more than a year for you peeps!Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,053 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 2-9-07 - Complete12. Paul's Empty Messages reviewsWho knew that sending a voicemail could be so violent and humerous at the same time? Ikarishipping drabble/one-shot. PaulxDawn, PADL, ShinHika.Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 3-7-08 - Paul/Shinji & Dawn/Hikari - Complete13. Oneway Ticket to Love reviews50 random paragraphs that show the fluffieness, cuteness, and the things that make you go 'aww' for KibaHina. KibaxHinataNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-9-08 - Hinata H. & Kiba I. - Complete14. Once in a Moment reviews50 sentences or paragraphs focusing on Ash and May concerning emotions, actions, and even love. Advanceshipping AshSatoshixMayHaruka, very little to none friendship contestshipping.Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-26-07 - Complete15. Nightly Kiss reviewsHinata can't sleep, so she takes a walk. But she didn't think that someone was going to kiss her! KibaHinaNaruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-21-07 - Kiba I. & Hinata H. - Complete16. Mays Mystery Dungeon Special » reviewsMay left on the boat to go back Hoenn, and somehow she turned into a Pokemon! With only a week and two unusual friends will she make it in time?Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,340 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 6-9-07 - Published: 2-12-07 - May/Haruka - Complete17. Good Night reviewsHinata and Kiba get stranded from the rest of Team 8. Kiba's injured badly and Hinata has to heal his injuries. KibaxHinaNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-21-07 - Kiba I. & Hinata H. - Complete
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