KONNICHIWA! Watashi wa Tikaani desu. . Back to English: Okay, I'm very weird, and proud. I'm very serious most of the time (unless someone mentions one of my favorite yaoi pairings, then I go nuts) and I don't show much emotion. Apparently, I'm also very quiet and reserved. Judging by how often I get into trouble for mouthing off, I'm also very stubborn, headstrong, and argumentative...which is probably why my dad says I'd make a good lawyer. I'm the type of person who doesn't really care about anything that doesn't involve me or my interests, such as clothes, celebrities, social status, etc. I just do what I want, wear what I want, and be who I want. I'm terrible at making friends, and I only seem nice online because I have to think about everything I say to see if it's polite or not (In other words, I have the social skills of a brick).I'm not exactly 'popular' in the way most people use it, but at my school, everyone thinks I'm an angel, and everyone's nice to me...if only they knew...hehehe...
A lot f people think I've got some sort of emotional problem or something because of my behavior and additude towards things. For example:
Clothing choices: Really, I don't care about what I wear. I just wear baggy jeans and a baggy shirt, apparently giving people the idea that I don't like my body. And when I do wear something nicer, it's usually gothic lolita inspired. I think it's very cute, conservative, and just dark enough for me to like, but everyone else expects me to go cut my wrists or something. As long as I am not exposed for the world to see, I'll wear a pink poofy dress for crying out loud.
Water: I ahte swimming. I hate being wet, and I'm scared to death of fish, sharks, octopus, and anything else that lives in water. Once again, people believe that because I refuse to wear a bathing suit, I'm ashamed of my body.
My additude:...is basically indifferent towards a lot of stuff. Please people, wkae up and smell the roses! there are more important things than what movies are out, what books I like, how many friends I have, my hobbies, etc.
Color:I don't really have a favorite...it's not really that important, anyway, but I guess I like dark blue or crimson...
Animal: Wolf, saber toothed tiger, lion, sled dog, raven, raccoon, panda
movie: Balto, Ice Age, Indiana Jones, Die Hard, White Fang, National Treasure, Ghost in the Shell, Death Note, Star Wars, Tada Kimi Wo Aishiteru (the only movie to make me cry! I love that movie!)
Anime/manga: Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, Blood, Bleach, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Teen Titans (it's american, but it's still anime!), Death Note, Chobits, Eureka 7, Samurai Champloo, Gravitation, Matantei Loki Ragnarok, Magikano, Full Metal panic, Code Geass, Wedding Peach, Sakura Taisen, Naruto and sometimes Rurouni Kenshin.
TV: CSI, Gilmore Girls, Spongebob (yes, it's ridiculously stupid, but it IS funny!)
Food: Ramen, rice, shrimp, yakisoba, sugar, cake. And coffee.
Band: Evanescance, My Chemical Romance, Lacuna Coil, Green Day, Flyleaf, Within Temptation, Three Day's Grace, Trapt, Linken Park, Papa Roach, Korn, Allyptic, Krypteria, Do As Infinity, Orange Range, L'Arc en Ciel, Ayumi Hamasaki, Nightmare, Maximum th Hormone, Namie Amuro, Jinn, Mindless Self Indulgence, Nakashima Mika, Angela Aki, Miyavi, Origa, lenny Kravitz, Rihanna, Aya hirano, Ai Otsuka, Aya Matsuura, Nana Kitade, Hitomi Takahashi, and about a billion others. I like pretty much all genres (except for most rap), but I tend to listen to parapara or rock more than others. I'm pretty open minded when it comes to music.
Book: White Fang, Call of the Wild, Legend of the North, and any type of manga. I mostly read informational books, though.
FAVE PAIRINGS
Inuyasha: Sango/Sesshomaru (oh come on, it would be pretty romantic and angsty!), Kouga/SAngo (IDK...), Inuyasha/Kagome, Inuyasha/Kikyo, Kouga/Kagura (Once again...IDK), sango/Inuyasha
FMA: Ed/Winry, and I think Al/Rose is cute.
Teen Titans: Cyborg/Raven, Raven/RedX, Robin/Starfire
Blood : HajixSaya (Normally I'm not into cannon pairings, but I just love those two together!) Riku
Deathnote: LxRAITO 4EVA, BABY!!WOOT!! And MattxMello (or the other way around, it doesn't matter to me) and sometimes LxMisa
Pairings I hate (no offense to anyone who supports these pairings)
IY: Sesshomaru/Kagome- WTF? I'm sorry, but...huh? They barely say anything to each other! Sorry, but I just don't see how it would work. Personally, I think Sesshomaru seems like the kind of guy that would be into a girl that can take care of herself and doesn't always need to be rescued.
Teen Titans: Raven/Beastboy...sorry, I just can't really seem to get into those fics.
Some of my fave quotes:
MY QUOTES!!
1) Me: Death is painless, only life hurts.
2) Mum: Why are you so depressed? Look, I think it's time we see a therapist.
Me: Listen, for the 32nd (Yes, I was keeping count) time today: I DON'T NEED A BLOODY THERAPIST!!
3) Samantha (BFF): (runs up to jacob, Craig, and Conner and waves) WASABI!!
Jacob: Um...okay...
Me: (falls to the ground laughing)
Samantha: No! you're supposed to say, 'chopsticks'!
Craig: Jessi (me), did you give her sugar?
Me: Maaaaayyyyybeeeee...
5) Me: Listen. Winners never quit, and quitters never win.
Jillian(little sis): But what about people who never quit OR win?
Me: That's you.
6) Me: (glaring at my sister) Well, now we know who gave blondes a bad name.
7) Me: You couldn't harm me if your very life depended on it.
Jillian: Could too! (punches my arm)
Me: (Glances at where she punched me with an emotionless expression) Oh the agony. I just might die right here...Idiot. To make a punch hurt, you've got to do it like this!
Jillian: OW! I'm telling dad!
8) Me: (Watching news) WHAT THE HELL? GEEZ, THIS (bleep) MUST'VE BEEN REALLY HIGH IF SHE LET HER FIVE YEAR OLD SON DRIVE!
Dad: Quit sqreaming at the television. It didn't do anything wrong. And mind your language.
9) Jillian: Jerk
Me: Brat
Jillian: Bitch
Me: Hannah Montana wanna-be.
Jillian: ...am not.
Me: Yeah. Ever since the series came out, you've suddenly been bad at biology, interested in writing song lyrics, trying to play the guitar, flirted with another guy named Jake, and got two new friends who have similar personalities to Lily and Oliver, and you're telling me that you try not to act like her 24/7? Sure. Right. Baka.
10) Me: Baka ja-nai
Dad: What?
Jillian: What did you say to us?
Two days later...
Dad: What did you call me?
Me: If I tell you, will you leave me alone? Good. I said you were both stupid, and if it took that long to figure it out, then I guess I was right.
11) Me: OMG I SAW THE DEATH NOTE MOVIE LAST NIGHT WITH MY DAD AND IT WAS SOOOOOOO AWESOME AND IT WAS CREEPY AND VIOLENT BUT REALLY FUNNY IT WAS RATED R AND KEN'ICHI MATSUYAMA IS SO HOT!!
My classmates: O.O...WTF?
Other stuff:
Hair: Light blonde (Although I wish I could dye it black or purple or blue). It's so damn thick, too! It takes forever just to get a damn comb through it!
Eyes: Blue-grey. Most people say they're blue, but I just think tehy look plain grey
B-Day: March 1st
Country: USA
State: None of your buisiness
College: I really, really, REALLY want to go to Harvard. I want to study law and criminal justice, be in the army for a few years, and then work in the FBI.
Sexuality: Not really your business, but I've never been with anyone before, so I guess I'm neither homosexual or straight. Who cares anyway? Most people don't even read this far into someone's profile, so I could say my name was Steve and no one would notice...
Family: Mom, Dad, Little sister
Pets: Cat (Pepper) and a siberian husky/coyote mix (Sasha)
Hobbies: Writing, drawing, reading fanfics, studying (I'm a nerd), listening to music
Talents: Writing, anime/manga, and I can now speak some Japanese! And a little Russian, but not much.
COMING SOON...TO A THEATER NEAR YOU (JK)
Otome: (Deathnote) L finds out he has a daughter...how will he handle being a father? Rated K+ for some language.(Humor/Family)
(Currently Untitled): (Death Note) L is kidnapped by B. The task force has one month to find him, or he dies...Shounen-ai, sorry, no yaoi...I don't have the guts to write something too...explicit. I'm only thirteen. LxLight, BTW, and probably rated M for violence, blood, language, and adult themes. In other words, no kiddies allowed.
In The End: (Inuyasha) Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Shippou, and Kirara prepare for the final battle against Naraku. They have to join forces with Sesshomaru to end the life of the hanyou they've been pursuing for two years. Pairings vary throughout story. (Adventure/Romance) rated T, mostly for language.
Genjitsu: (Bleach) Orihime realizes who was really there for her...oneshot, Ishihime. Rated K+. (Romance)
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I am totally into Yaoi, Shounen-Ai, BL, or whatever you want to call it. If anyone from my school knew that, it would be very awkward...I could imagine getting comments like 'It's always the quiet ones' or something...but I still can't get enough! Yuri is okay, I guess, but I've never actually read or watched anything with yuri in it. I really don't care much about it.
I'd really like to go to a good college, preferrably Harvard. I want to study law and criminal justice and work for the FBI when I grow up. Of course, I highly doubt I'd make it into Harvard...I'm not smart enough...but I'd really like to go... :'(
REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, danyan, Colt-Man, 24kt White Gold, Rainella, Youkai Goddess, Fullmetal Embers, Tikaani
If you approve of gay marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Demon Lord Sesshomaru, Blood Red Tensai, Kimatra, Fullmetal Embers, Tikaani
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of the population is bringing sexyback. Put this in your profile if your part of the 8 percent who never lost it!
If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and girl hugging and was tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!"
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
If you have attempted alchemy by drawing a transmutation circle or clapping your hands, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Giggle Wiggles, Fox-Zodiac, Leafstar of LyokoKonoha, LoveIchigo, Inner-Hollow, Fullmetal Embers, Tikaani
If you forgot your phone number when some one asked for it copy this into your profile.
Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (I'm very proud of my heritage, thankyou.)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Spare me the ignorance)
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
(AMEN!)
Now for my personal favorite:
Samsara spiral on into time, lovers reborn and meet again. L may be gone, but he will return, Light will be waiting for him until then! I hereby solemnly support Light and L as a couple. L should not have been killed. (Nor Rem be sacrificed to kill him!) If you think L and Light make a good couple and that L shouldn’t have died, copy and paste this into your bio!(Amen to that too!!)
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