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since: 08-14-06, id: 1114843, Profile Updated: 04-26-09
country: United States
Author has written 19 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Naruto, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Real name: Kaitlin -insert last name here-

Nickname(s): Katie, Katie-Cat, Ouffie, OuFa, and a lot more that I can't remember. xD

Hair color: Dark-brown

Eye color: brown

Height: Short. 5'

Date of Birth: 11/01/95

Age: 13

Grade: 7th grade

Yahoo Messenger: set541 (to be able to talk to me, tell me you're from fanfiction.net and tell me your username on it)

Favorite Animes: FullMetal Alchemist, Naruto, Inuyasha, Ouran High School Host Club, Lucky Star, and Negima.

Favorite Types of Fics: MPREG! Slash, lemon, yaoi, really anything that has to do with boyXboy. XD

Favorite Pairings:

FullMetal Alchemist

RoyEd

Elricest

Royai(I can tolerate it)

RoyHughes

JeanRiza

HavocHughes

((I probably left off some...))

Naruto

NaruSasu

NaruHina

SasuHina

GaaHina

NejiHina

NejiGaa

GaaLee

Ouran

TamaKyo

TamaHaru

Twincest!

Negima

NegiXNodoka!

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. (HA! This applies to my boyfriend. He's indian and his parents do own a convenient store.)
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

Five Random Facts About Katie-Chan

1. I love to sing

2. I love yaoi. Duh.

3. I observe people's behavior to be a better RPer

4. I have a personality disorder

5. I disowned both of my sisters.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If people tell you that you have no life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want me to stop writing this profile, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

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1. This is Some Kind of Sick Joke » reviews
Another deviation turned fanfiction! Warning: MPreg! RoyEd! Cursing! x3
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-2-09 - Edward E. & Roy M. - Complete
2. Bun In The Oven » reviews
A series of little stories inspired by no-where-kid's fanart of FMA called Bun in the Oven. Warning: Mpreg, Yaoi, RoyEd. Rated T for Ed's potty mouth. XP
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-16-09 - Published: 6-1-09 - Edward E. & Roy M. - Complete
3. Ed's Journal » reviews
Ed finds himself in a predicament and needs an outlet to scream at and take his anger out on. So, Roy buys him a journal. Mpreg, RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-16-09 - Published: 3-21-09 - Edward E. & Roy M.
4. My Sin » reviews
The sequel to 'Cheater.' As Edward's life begins to shorten, he decides to give another life, just one more time. Meanwhile, Shame knows a little too much. What's Dante gonna do about her? Warning: Language, Mpreg, RoyEd, Character Death in later chapters
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-10-09 - Published: 12-6-08 - Edward E. & Roy M.
5. Firsts » reviews
Everyone remembers their childs firsts. Well, at lease Roy and Ed do. They find that most of these firsts are a blessings and joys. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-26-09 - Published: 1-25-09 - Edward E. & Roy M.
6. Christmas Joy reviews
A collection of one-shots including your favorite couple! Yep you guessed it! RoyEd! Let's take a look at some Christmas moments with the Elric-Mustang Family.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-8-08 - Edward E. & Roy M.
7. Last Christmas reviews
His last Christmas was somewhat special, but I don't think he enjoyed it one bit. Main character death, spoilers for 'My Sin'
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-28-08 - Edward E. & Roy M. - Complete
8. Cheater » reviews
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat. RoyEd, HughesRoy, Mpreg
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,143 - Reviews: 90 - Updated: 11-22-08 - Published: 9-1-08 - Edward E. & Roy M. - Complete
9. His Secret reviews
A one time fling between Edward Elric and Alfons Heidrich resulted in an odd occurance. Post Mpreg, EdHei, Elricest, Post CoS
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-11-08 - Edward E. & A. Heidrich
10. Nina Lives On » reviews
10 years after Nina Tucker is killed by Scar, Edward goes to Central to visit her grave. And he finds something, that shocks him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-23-08 - Published: 6-2-08 - Nina T. & Edward E.
11. Everything Happens For a Reason » reviews
New Prologue made! The plot has been changed as well. 13 years after Roy and Edward's twins are born and since Edward's death, Roy is called into war. How will the children feel about the situation? Who will they stay with? And what will happen to Roy?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-12-08 - Published: 7-11-08 - Roy M. & Edward E.
12. Letters to the Characters! » reviews
Ask your favorite FMA characters the questions you've been DYING to ask!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,291 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 8-19-08 - Published: 7-13-08
13. Curiosity » reviews
What happens when Roy Mustang is asked a rather....odd question from Edward?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-6-08 - Published: 7-4-08 - Edward E. & Roy M.
14. The 45 Themes of RoyEd » reviews
I took the challenge from Touka Koukan and am doing all 45 themes. Rated T just in case.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 30 - Words: 8,334 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-30-08 - Published: 6-17-08 - Roy M. & Edward E.
15. The Thunder Rolls reviews
Songfic. Gaara cheats on his pregnant wife Hinata with Sakura Haruno. How will this end? Read and Find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-4-08 - Hinata H. & Gaara - Complete
16. Baby Troubles and Hardships » reviews
While Lee is on a mission, his wife, Sakura, finds out something! She's pregnant with their first child! How will Lee react to having a child? LeeXSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-6-08 - Published: 1-5-08 - Sakura H. & Lee R.
17. Reactions of Konoha Parents
Ever wonder how the Naruto mothers and fathers reacted to their children being born? Well now you can see how it started!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Published: 12-22-07
18. Concrete Angel reviews
Oneshot SongFic! It's a next generation part of Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-13-07 - Shino A. - Complete
19. Hunny's Long Lost Twin reviews
On the first day of Senior Year for Mori and Hunny, a new girl came. Her name is Mitsukuna, and she looks almost exactly like Hunny. But what happens when Hunny and Mitsukuna find out both of their pasts?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-11-07 - Honey/Mitsukuni H.
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