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Author has written 29 stories for Supernatural, Ugly Betty, Glee, and Suits. The V.I.P.F.'s (otherwise known as the Vaguely Important Personal Facts): Name: Alli (Nice to meet you...feel free to address me as such, if you like.) Handle (I just like the term "handle" so much better than screen name, login...whatever. Makes me feel like a CB operator or something.): TheMastress here, smartalli on Live Journal and AO3, pinkhairisnotpunk on tumblr. (Feel free to friend or follow. I like new friends. :) ) The Story Behind the Handle(s): The first two are nicknames from my dad. TheMastress is shortened from the Mastress of Minutiae, given because I have a knack for recalling trivial facts at the drop of a hat. (And yes...I know that mastress is not a real word. That's just the kind of guy my dad is.) Smartalli is what my dad yells at me in public (though not so much anymore) when he thinks it's impolite to yell, "Hey! Smart Ass! Get over here!". pinkhairisnotpunk is me thumbing my nose at anyone who thinks that dying your hair another color makes you punk. It doesn't. It simply means you dyed your hair another color. Age: 20s (And that's all you're gettin'. Girl's gotta keep some mystery about herself, right?) Location: California girl, born and raised (Yes, I own a surfboard and I know how to use it...no, I'm not afraid of earthquakes.) Loves of My Life: the San Francisco Giants, photography Some Favorite Quotes: "If you wanna fly, you gotta give up the sh*t that weighs you down." -Toni Morrison "When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell...leap." -Cynthia Heimel "I wrote this book for a sense of personal satisfaction. Just like taking a good photograph or painting a picture or playing a good golf game or something, it's the thing in itself that justifies it." -William H. Rehnquist "It is not a disgrace not to reach the stars, but it is a disgrace to have no stars to reach." -Dr. Benjamin Mays "If you ask me what I came into this world to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." - Emile Zola "There's no substitute for guts." - Paul Bear Bryant Regarding Reviews: Reviews are wonderful, and finding one in my inbox never fails to bring a smile to my face. That being said, I will never, EVER blackmail any of my readers for reviews. I think it's tacky. If you read something of mine, and you love it and you'd like to let me know, that's awesome and so wonderful of you. And if you don't? Well, that's okay too. I know it's completely unrealistic to expect everyone who reads your work to review, and the simple fact remains that even if people didn't like my work, I'd write anyway. And if you take the time to write me a review, I do try to at least send you a thank you back. I think it's important to acknowledge you for doing that for me, and I want you to know how much I appreciate it. But if for some reason you don't get a response from me, please know how much all your kind words meant. And I'd also like to give a blanket thank you to anyone who favorites any of my stories. I'm truly honored you love my work enough to make it one of your favorites. Thank you. :) A big thank you with lots of love to anyone who tags me as a Favorite Author, too. You rock my world. | |||||||
1. With this Ring reviewsAU future!fic. It's time for Puck to buy Rachel's ring. Puckleberry, with Mike/Rachel, Kurt/Puck, and Puck/Sam friendshipGlee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-4-12 - Puck & Rachel B. - Complete2. at your feet reviewsHarvey is a famous porn star. Mike is his newly hired fluffer. PWP.Suits - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-25-12 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete3. Change of Plans reviewsThere are about a million places Mike would rather be right now. Harvey/MikeSuits - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-13-12 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete4. The Care & Keeping of Harvey Specter's Puppy reviewsDonna doesn't get paid enough for this. She really doesn't. Donna Mike friendship, Harvey/Mike pre-slashSuits - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-11-12 - Donna & Mike R. - Complete5. Interlude reviewsMike has a thing for Harvey's stubble. Harvey/MikeSuits - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-18-12 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete6. Let it Snow reviews"We're here to kidnap you. Isn't that awesome?" PuckleberryGlee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-24-11 - Puck & Rachel B. - Complete7. Lullabies for Rachel Barbra Berry reviewsRachel's having trouble sleeping. Puckleberry.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 11-9-11 - Rachel B. & Puck - Complete8. The World's Cutest Closer reviewsAU. Five year old Mike has never been trick-or-treating. kid!Mike, daddy!HarveySuits - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 11-4-11 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete9. Easy Like Saturday Morning reviewsIt's still fairly early when Harvey wakes up, the soft Saturday morning sunshine just beginning to reach over the tops of the buildings of Manhattan and through his bedroom windows. Mike/Harvey slashSuits - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-21-11 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete10. Coin Toss reviews"Plight? Please. Child hunger is a plight. Homelessness is a plight. Having two guys fighting over you? That's the plot to just about every episode of Saved By the Bell." Puckleberry and Finchel with Pezberry friendshipGlee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-3-11 - Rachel B. & Puck - Complete11. Naming Rights reviews"I'm not an idiot, Noah. I know what you're trying to do. And no...we are not naming our son after one of the Cleveland Indians." Puckleberry with Hummelberry friendship.Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 79 - Published: 7-15-11 - Rachel B. & Puck - Complete12. Almost Lover reviews"I realize that I don't know you, and it's possible that what I'm about to say may come out as slightly psychotic, but can you be my boyfriend for five minutes?" AU PuckleberryGlee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 85 - Published: 7-9-11 - Puck & Rachel B. - Complete13. Things That Go Bump in the Night reviewsHe feels her hand grasp his arm, her fingers digging into his bicep. "But what if it's a serial killer? Or a rapist?" Puckleberry with Cherry and Changerman friendshipGlee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 6-22-11 - Puck & Rachel B. - Complete14. Father's Day reviewsWhat does it say about his life that the only people who really get what today means to him are Rachel Berry and her dads? PuckleberryGlee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-20-11 - Puck & Rachel B. - Complete15. Enough reviewsHe knows this isn't the way it's supposed to work. The Bad Boy isn't supposed to get the Good Girl. The Bad Boy is supposed to break the Good Girl and then the Good Girl is supposed to go running into the Good Boy's arms and live Happily Ever After. P/RGlee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 6-13-11 - Rachel B. & Puck - Complete16. Starshine reviewsCaroline's Broadway debut is tomorrow night, and her parents can't make it. Pardon her if she's feeling a little screwed over. FutureFic. Puckerman kid POVGlee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-7-11 - Rachel B. & Puck - Complete17. Catching Fire reviews"Come on, I can think of at least five ways for you to thank him for saving your apartment, and only three of them involve condoms." Puckleberry, Pezberry and Faberry friendship. AU Fireman!PuckGlee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 69 - Published: 5-28-11 - Rachel B. & Puck - Complete18. The Writing on the Walls reviewsShe tries not to let it get to her. But when the cruel words are scratched into the bathroom stall she uses every week, and she's her fellow students' favorite whipping girl, it's hard not to let the words in. Puckleberry, Pezberry friendship.Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 5-24-11 - Rachel B. & Puck - Complete19. Marry You reviewsOneshot: Lil!Puck asks Rachel's dads for her hand in marriage. Lil!PuckleberryGlee - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 5-2-11 - Puck & Rachel B. - Complete20. Make Way for Ducklings reviewsWhen Rachel opens the first of her shower gifts and finds a little rubber duck with a Mohawk, she can't help but smile. Puckleberry FutureFic. FaBerry friendship.Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 90 - Published: 4-1-11 - Puck & Rachel B. - Complete21. Chocolate Kisses reviewsRachel hasn't looked at him once since she sat down, and it's sorta starting to piss him off. He gets that they're not friends or anything, but they're gonna make sweet music together, so the least she can do is notice that he's sitting there. P/RGlee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 3-21-11 - Puck & Rachel B. - Complete22. Good Medicine reviewsWhen he looks up there's all these tiny people where the Gleeks should be and he's totally confused. Was it like, Bring Your Mini Me to Glee Day and someone forgot to tell him about it or something? PuckleberryGlee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 3-10-11 - Puck & Rachel B. - Complete23. 5 Steps reviewsBetty has fallen for Daniel. Daniel has fallen for Betty. Now what are they supposed to do about that? BettyDaniel COMPLETEUgly Betty - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-17-07 - Complete24. Serenity reviewsDaniel and Betty are in bed. Daniel? Well, he's troubled. BettyDaniel COMPLETEUgly Betty - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-10-06 - Complete25. Small Things reviewsBetty Suarez had always been a dreamer. DanielBetty COMPLETE.Ugly Betty - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-5-06 - Complete26. Disappointment reviewsDaniel Meade was a walking, talking disappointment. DanielBetty COMPLETE.Ugly Betty - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-4-06 - Complete27. Failure reviewsJohn Winchester stumbled through the front door of the apartment. His eyes glassy and his head throbbing, John ran directly into the one person he had hoped to evade. Dean.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-8-06 - John W. & Dean W. - Complete28. Momma Dean reviewsEvery little boy needs a mom, even if it comes in the form of an older brother.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-6-06 - Complete
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