Author has written 29 stories for Supernatural, Ugly Betty, Glee, and Suits.
The V.I.P.F.'s (otherwise known as the Vaguely Important Personal Facts):
Name: Alli (Nice to meet you...feel free to address me as such, if you like.)
Handle (I just like the term "handle" so much better than screen name, login...whatever. Makes me feel like a CB operator or something.): TheMastress here, smartalli on Live Journal and AO3, pinkhairisnotpunk on tumblr. (Feel free to friend or follow. I like new friends. :) )
The Story Behind the Handle(s): The first two are nicknames from my dad. TheMastress is shortened from the Mastress of Minutiae, given because I have a knack for recalling trivial facts at the drop of a hat. (And yes...I know that mastress is not a real word. That's just the kind of guy my dad is.) Smartalli is what my dad yells at me in public (though not so much anymore) when he thinks it's impolite to yell, "Hey! Smart Ass! Get over here!". pinkhairisnotpunk is me thumbing my nose at anyone who thinks that dying your hair another color makes you punk. It doesn't. It simply means you dyed your hair another color.
Age: 20s (And that's all you're gettin'. Girl's gotta keep some mystery about herself, right?)
Location: California girl, born and raised (Yes, I own a surfboard and I know how to use it...no, I'm not afraid of earthquakes.)
Loves of My Life: the San Francisco Giants, photography
Some Favorite Quotes:
"If you wanna fly, you gotta give up the sh*t that weighs you down." -Toni Morrison
"When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell...leap." -Cynthia Heimel
"I wrote this book for a sense of personal satisfaction. Just like taking a good photograph or painting a picture or playing a good golf game or something, it's the thing in itself that justifies it." -William H. Rehnquist
"It is not a disgrace not to reach the stars, but it is a disgrace to have no stars to reach." -Dr. Benjamin Mays
"If you ask me what I came into this world to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." - Emile Zola
"There's no substitute for guts." - Paul Bear Bryant
Reviews are wonderful, and finding one in my inbox never fails to bring a smile to my face. That being said, I will never, EVER blackmail any of my readers for reviews. I think it's tacky. If you read something of mine, and you love it and you'd like to let me know, that's awesome and so wonderful of you. And if you don't? Well, that's okay too. I know it's completely unrealistic to expect everyone who reads your work to review, and the simple fact remains that even if people didn't like my work, I'd write anyway.
And if you take the time to write me a review, I do try to at least send you a thank you back. I think it's important to acknowledge you for doing that for me, and I want you to know how much I appreciate it. But if for some reason you don't get a response from me, please know how much all your kind words meant. And I'd also like to give a blanket thank you to anyone who favorites any of my stories. I'm truly honored you love my work enough to make it one of your favorites. Thank you. :) A big thank you with lots of love to anyone who tags me as a Favorite Author, too. You rock my world.
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