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YO! Mahou Inu Alex here, age 19.

And I'm maybe the stupidiest person you'll ever met on this site! ...Or most sadistic.

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PROFILE

Name: Alex (Call me Alexander and I'll slit your throat.)

Nickname: DDO (Doggy Demon Overlord)

Japanese name (I got from rumandmonkey.com): 山下 Yamashita (under the mountain) 大輝 Taiki (large radiance). It's strange my name means radiance when I prefer darkness.

Lives in: Newark, New Jersey

Birthday: 11/21/89

Height: I lost track.

Weight: -shoots a death glare-

Hair: Black. So far its almost pass my shoulders and DON'T MAKE ANY JOKES ABOUT IT! Looks emo though since I always cover one side of my face with it. I'm embrassed to say this but I would like to make my hair look like Deidara's or Itachi's. But if I make my hair look like Deidara's I'm keeping it black, I'm not interested in changing my hair color.

Eyes: Dark brown with a dark ring around it. heh, Panda-kun... Or are my eyes black... meh.

gender: I'm a guy.

IQ: Possibly low. In the negative part.

Orientation: Bi -blushes-

Seme? Uke? : ToT I'M A CLUELESS UKE! I DON'T WANNA BE ONE!

Personality: Haruhi Suzumiya, Sasuke Uchiha, Lina Inverse and Grimmjow. I would say I'm like them... And yes I know Haruhi and Lina are girls... and that Sasgay sucks XD AND GRIMMJOW FUCKING RULES! -blushes-

Favorite Anime: Naruto, Rosario Vampire, Hetalia, Vampire Knight, Negima, Girls Bravo, Love Hina, Inukami , Slayers, He is my master, Shin-chan, Kodocha, XXXholic, Fruits Basket, Chobits, Azumanga Daioh, Full Metal Panic, Tsukihime, Disgaea, Ai Yori Aoshi, Clannad, Mahoromatic, Pani Poni Dash, Steel Angel Kurumi, Higurashi, Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi, Bleach, School Rumble, Trinity Blood, Excel Saga, Najica, Abenobashi, FLCL, Cowboy bebop, Sailor Moon(I watched it when I was a kid), Lucky Star (I keep jumping back and forth between liking and hating because of two characters) Noein, Outlaw Star, Noir, Urusei Yatsuda, Cat Girl NukuNuku, Ranma 1/2, Elfen Lied, Hare and Guu, Tenchi Muyo, Dokuro-chan, Coyote Ragtime Show, .hack(sometimes), Sorcerer Hunters, Hellsing, Hell Girl, Xenosaga, Maze(its an old anime), Dragon Half, Shana, Rave Master, Special A, Galaxy Angel, Minami-ke, Cardcaptors, Dragonball (And for some reason I like Z again) and some others

Favorite manga: Naruto, Naruto Shippuuden, Slayers, One Piece, Special A, Excel Saga, Disgaea 2, D. Gray Man, Ultimate Hentai kamen, Rosario Vampire I & II, Bleach, Highschool of the Dead, Hayate the Combat Butler and Minami-ke

Favorite characters: top 3 are...Hinata Hyuuga(Naruto), Nodoka Miyazaki(Negima) and Shinobu Maehara(Love Hina)

Favorite games: Persona 4, Scarlet Weather Rhapsody, One Must Fall 2097, Touhou, WWE Smackdown vs. RAW, Space Channel 5, Mischief Makers, Guilty Gear, Final Fantasy, King of Fighters, Darkstalkers, Smash Bros series, Bomberman 64, No More Heroes, Eternal Darkness, Rumble Fish, Resident Evil, Illbleed, Kingdom Hearts, Virtual on, Jet Set Radio Future, Tekken, Soul Calibur, Saga Frontier, Maniac Mansion, Disgaea, Namco X Capcom, Melty Blood, Ultimate Ninja, Clash of Ninja, Dynasty Warriors, Samurai Warriors, Sengoku Basara, Snowboard Kids, The Clock Tower series, Killer7, Bust a Groove, Rumble Roses, Parasite Eve, Virtual On, Power Stone, Suikoden, Xenosaga, Threads of Fate, Marvel vs. Capcom, Capcom vs. SNK, Perfect Dark, Goldeneye, Street Fighter Alpha, DJMAX, Phantasy Star Online, Metal Gear Solid and Acid, Wario Ware, Mario Party, Rival Schools, Star Ocean, Deus Ex Invisible War and some others

My other profiles from different sites

http://mahouinualex.deviantart.com/

http://jp.youtube.com/user/MahouInuAlex

Pets: Three dogs.

Zodiac: Scorpio (Probably the reason why I'm in heat.)

Chinese Zodiac: ...Snake... I can't believe it. I hate snakes.

Favorite food: Pretty much anything sweet.

Blood type: Thats for the vampires in the audience to find out.

Weapons of choice: Paper fan. Its that damn good. Along with spell cards, a desert eagle, spellbooks and an ice staff.

Type of youkai I would like to be: Hmm. I guess maybe an inugami.

Origin: Half Brazilian, half Colombian

What type of tarot card would best describe me: It's hard to say. I tend to be silent, keep to my self and I prefer to be alone which those fall under the hermit, I tend to be easily confused, worry alot, doubt myself most of the time, and I suffer from anxiety which are under the category of the Moon, also I have a tendency to be very aggressive, and obviously if anyone pays attention to most things I say I tend to talk about things I lust about which involves the Devil. So I really don't know which one describes me.

Title: Doggy Demon Overlord

Reason for being here: Hmmm. I guess to entertain people, bring them happiness and make them smile.

Alex is: Friendly, INCREDIBLY perverted, strange, loud, quiet, bipolar, a psycho, a dog, a human, a demon, violent, depressed, mysterious, an Akatsuki (sored of), fanboy, A FUCKING OVERLORD, a gentlemen, evil, wild, shy, sick and twisted, cruel, angry, lover of macabre and horror, lover of anime, a daydreamer, a genius, a retard XD, lover of black magic, voodoo, and curses, softhearted towards pets, and many other things that will be sooned revealed. I'm too lazy to finish this.

Some good links

http://youtube.com/watch?v=i2sVaCaujwo NaruHina Innocent Starter

Phantom Ensemble

http://xxxyumichanxxx.deviantart.com/art/uhm-NaruGaaHina-No-Jutsu-79634826 It's always nice to share

http://13671onin.deviantart.com/ Creator of a cute NaruHina comic series called Little RED's story

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/969/ Japanese name generator

http://tobitkiwi.deviantart.com/art/Blind-Itachi-hates-dogs-68678871 Itachi gets peed on

http://youtube.com/watch?v=W9Xwaeq63I8 Tobi eats a lollipop

http://wing-saber.deviantart.com/art/Naruto-and-Hinata-close-51959872 NaruHina... Hehhehheh.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=f9itpddhTbw A random cute Touhou video

http://babykaoru-sama.deviantart.com/art/Loving-Rivalry-70952315 Naruto on fire

http://psyconorikan.deviantart.com/art/L-Aftermath-Ain-t-So-Bad-85053718 L's heaven

http://mskydragons.deviantart.com/art/Akatsuki-Pastimes-Again-Dei-57980495 Deidara giving himself a blow

http://nadeshiko-tenshi.deviantart.com/art/Naruto-is-Everyone-s-Biotch-76305192 Naruto... Everyone's fucking uke

Hetalia

http://yuki-koopa.deviantart.com/art/Peek-A-Boo-79975558 Pein and Konan as BOO

http://sylwoos.deviantart.com/art/Seasons-79636949 Akatsuki seasons... Poor Itachi XD

http://rurounigochan.deviantart.com/art/Sasuke-s-Cat-Rock-part-1-28499781 Poor Sasuke's cat rock

http://risachantag.deviantart.com/art/Naruto-Ichiraku-Kiriban-32118190 NaruHina 83

http://yue-tsuki-chan.deviantart.com/art/Sailor-Naruto-Are-u-ready-77527064 Sailor Naruto

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tww6eIijlHU ANIME DANCE PARTY

http://www.walfas.org/ I love the Touhou flashes there

FIGHTO LATVIA

http://youtube.com/watch?v=opJd-wuwNls DJMAX SIN

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uQqwkVCZIK4 Akatsuki Overdrive

http://sil-yona.deviantart.com/art/TobiHina-85010522 Evil TobiHina

Adorable guro

http://crimsonxkitten.deviantart.com/art/Fiftyfive-75758639 OMG ITS TRUE!

http://italuv.deviantart.com/art/13-Miss-Akatsuki-66598249 Konan... The Akatsuki's bitch. I MEAN! Uke.

http://charu-san.deviantart.com/art/Hinata-on-KN4-pen-66523126 Hinata rides Naruto

http://bjorkubus.deviantart.com/art/ItaHina-A-Conversation-81510339 ItaHina

Some hentai/yaoi/yuri (I can't find any yuri, let me know if you do)

http://www.doujin-moe.us/main.html You need a profile to view everything

http://www.fakku.net/ This one is definitely free

http://www.aerisdies.com/ Beware of annoying ass pop ups. Has both hentai, yuri and yaoi... I mean all 3.

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/ This one is a fanart site but good none the less

http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/ You need a profile to view everything here, and don't worry you don't have to pay, and just like hentai foundry its a fanart site

http://www.narutoxxx.com/ ...Free Naruto hentai anyone

http://narutoyaoi.com/ ...Free Naruto yaoi anyone

http://konohayaoiyuriclud.foros.ws/f27/imagenes/ Yaoi and yuri

http://www.forosdz.com/foro/foros-de-anime-y-manga/ Has some hentai, yaoi and yuri stuff. But it's a Spanish site. (I don't understand it. TwT I'M THE WORST COLOMBIAN EVER!)

Male abuse HEH

Sasuke getting dropped

http://heartlesstheif.deviantart.com/art/Naruto-FireBlast-that-Bastard-45433956 Neji getting incinerated

http://emichi.deviantart.com/art/neji-going-to-the-sharks-XD-3597952 Neji getting attacked by sharks

http://caramelpears.deviantart.com/art/Big-Bad-Hinata-page-2-38414278 NEJI GETS CUNTPUNTED

http://kattymouse.deviantart.com/art/Traped-in-a-Doll-House-79440146 Sasuke in a dress

http://gejimayo.deviantart.com/art/Sasuke-Dress-Up-63997726 You can make Sasuke look like a slut

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_6USZYX04Q Them Bleach boys are U-G-L-Y

L strangles Light

Beautiful Sasuke guro

GIRLS AND THEIR RANK

Hinata Hyuuga: (Naruto) KAWAII! She so sweet and cares about others. She always thinks about them and never gives up. She may have lost to that prick cousin of her's, but she didn't give up. I mean COME ON! If anyone else was probably fighting that bastard they would have probably given up, but Hinata didn't. She tries so hard to impress everyone. Also -twiddles fingers and blushes- She just so cute. I guess I could say I'm a sucker for cute, shy girls. -glomps- 5/5

Nodoka Miyazaki: (Negima) KAWAII! -glomps with Hinata- 5/5

Shinobu Maehara: (Love Hina) KAWAII! -glomps while glomping Hinata and Nodoka- 5/5

Evangeline AK McDowell: (Negima) Very cute. (But wrong since she's a vampire) 4/5

Hyatt: (Excel Saga) Very pretty. But if you can get pass the blood and death she can still be loved. 4/5

Lettuce Midorikawa (Tokyo Mew Mew): I love her! She sweet, smart, kind, and pretty much the only normal girl on the show. 4/5

Flonne (Disgaea): She's so sweet and caring! But I don't see why she cares so much for Etna and Laharl. Even though she's bubbly and a bit dense, she's just a cute angel. 4/5

Orihime (Bleach): Another bubbly and semi-dense girl. And she's also SUPER-SIZED! Brain, boobs and all. 4/5

Rukia (Bleach): I LOVE HER DRAWINGS! I don't care about what anyone says about it, I love her little ghost drawings and thats that. 4/5

Shampoo: (Ranma 1/2) AWW! Such a cute and crazy little Chinese girl. 5/5

Tewi Inaba: (Touhou) I wanna be swindled by her. 5/5

MEN AND THEIR RANKS

L from death Note: So sexy. I really love his awkward, funny personality. I find it strange that he doesn't have diabetes or grow fat. -.-' And why do I have a feeling he has a feet fetish? But ANYWAY! He kicks ass! It's just sad that he gets killed off. 5/5

Tobi from naruto: I REPRESSED THAT FACT HE'S MADARA! Now that he's evil and revealed to be some evil old fart, the Akatsuki has zero humor. But, that doesn't mean I can't enjoy the classic Tobi, and his fandom. 5/5

Too lazy too finish this.

GIRLS WHO SUCK DX

Kagami (Lucky Star): I think she's the reason I hate Lucky Star. Her and her sister, they don't look cute, Kagami is a whiny cunt, bitches to Konata every single time, plus she's boring and the same thing goes for her sister. Actually those two and that girl working the Lucky Channel.

Zorin Blitz (Hellsing): My god that's one ugly bull dyke. She looks so manly and I almost vomited seeing that ugly bitch once.

Any tsundere type character: Many of them are loud, snotty, upity, unattractive and whenever they have their moment of being cheerful and kind they turn into a total fucking cunt.

MEN THAT SUCK DX

You know I would like to give a short descripition, but to narrow to to why I hate these guys it's because they have no personality to me, they're boring, overloved for no reason to me, fall under my catergory of stereotypical/ overly powerful/ loved by many fans because of yaoi or they are beautiful and deserve their own harem of men, women and OCs type of bishonen, they act like total douchebags for no good reason, are pratically unbeatable, are emo, bitch about anything 24/7, are proclaimed to be kawaii by fans, are ugly to me and pretty much everything else negative, and everything postive. And I was being sarcastiic about the postive part.

Sasuke of Naruto, Renji of Bleach, Light of death Note, Byakuya of Bleach, Neji of Naruto, Pretty much every single guy in Gundam Wing since that sucks dick... disregard. EVERY GUY THAT'S NOT IN GUNDAM G FUCKING SUCKS! YOU HEARD ME! I SAID SOMETHING NICE ABOUT A GUNDAM ANIME AND IT'S G! THAT'S THE ONLY GOOD ONE!, Hitsugaya from Bleach, Ryu and Ken of Street Fighter, Pein/Nagato of Naruto, Hidan and Kakuzu of Naruto, Mello of death Note(don't know why), Kilik of Soul Calibur, Kanda of D. Gray Man

More to be added.

Pairings I love

If you're going to bitch about what pairings I like you better NOT! open that shithole you call a fucking mouth.

Naruto

WARNING: I'm a bit Hinata-centric

Naruto X Hinata: because she likes Naruto. And its cute to see her around Naruto acting nervous. (Even though Naruto's a complete moron for not realizing her love for him.) Despite how stupid Naruto is, NaruHina is my top favorite. (T.T) I just have trouble thinking of one. -sniffles- This pairing is slowly dying to me, now it's always rewrites of what happened in the manga, the same put on the same team, Naruto gets exiled or the generic bashing on Sakura or some else (Not counting Itachi, Sasuke... Pretty much everyone guy except for the ones on team 8 and 10... and Lee, those guys are cool.)

Itachi X Hinata: I really don't know why? But I like it that they're together. And its a plus since Hinata is my favorite girl in Naruto. And for guys I like Itachi the best. I really like this pairing, I just wish there was more. THEN I WOULD MAKE IT MY FIRST FAVORITE PAIRING! HURRAY FOR ITAHINA ANGST AND HUMOR!

SakuIno: -/- ... Umm... umm... -/-' I don't have anything to say in my defense. It just seems cute.

Kin X Ino X Shikamaru X Temari X Tayuya: I don't mind him being with these girls. But either way he seems to be the uke in the relationship.

Negima

Nodoka X Negi: So cute. She really loves Negi so she only belongs with him. And pretty much she's the only kind... well one of the kindest girls that likes Negi.

Love Hina

Keitaro X Shinobu: She is the only sane and kind girl on the show. She respects him unlike everyone else, they should be together.

Bleach

Orihime X Uryu: They're moments in the Soul Society make me crack up and they seem cute together.

Touhou

Tewi X Chen: I've seen pictures and a couple of doujin comics of them and it's too fucking hard not to love seeing them being together.

Reimu X Marisa: Honestly I'm not really a big Reimu fan, but I kind of find it cute if they were to be paired up together. I seriously believe that this pairing is underrated, since Marisa is mainly shipped with Alice, Patchouli and sometimes Nitori, Flandre and Koishi.

Hetalia

WARNING: I'm a bit Canada-centric

Russia X Canada: Something about them just makes me love seeing them together, maybe it's because Matthew goes from shy, quiet, sweet and kind to a aggressive and snarky guy while Ivan acts like a Yandere... Maybe it's because of their personalities, I love shy characters and the yandere-type. It's kind of sad that he sat on him before.

Pairings I like alot or don't mind

All canon: ... I don't mind most or all of them. I only care for the ones I like. But it doesn't mean I hate most of them.

Naruto

Tobi X Hinata: I used to find it cute, but thanks to Kishimoto fucking around with things by making Tobi's character go from a Naruto 2.0 to Madara I don't enjoy as much as I use to.

Kiba X Hinata: They seem great together since he looks out for her. And to me it seems like he likes her alot, but I still prefer NaruHina... Please forgive me KibaHina fans. -bows-

Shino X Hinata: Quiet, Distant, caring. Seems good to me.

Hinata X Akatsuki (Not Itachi): Its pretty interesting to me to see her with an Akatsuki member. But I mainly like ItaHina or DeiHina... OR TOBIHINA!

Deidara X Ino: Sounds interesting. Blonde on blonde action.

Negima

Asuna X Negi: Before I hated Asuna, but looking back at some moments between her and Negi... She appears to be decent with me, so I don't mind this pairing.

Konoka X Negi: Meh. Their moments together are adorable and funny, but I'm more of a Setsuna X Konoka fanboy.

Bleach

Kaien X Rukia: Well maybe if he wasn't married I would like this pairing more.

Ichigo X Rukia: Despite the fact he's an asshole sometimes I like this pairing alot (Not enough to love it though). I enjoy their moments especially when it comes to Rukia-chan's drawings. For some reason in a way I see Naruto and Hinata-hime... And now it seems dull to me.

Orihime with Ulquirro... (can't spell his name) and Grimmjow: Something about just makes me like it... I can't explain.

Pairings that SUCK!

Bleach

Orihime X Ichigo: I liked it at first... But I slowly grew tired of that pairing... Sorry. Also he acts like a dickhole to many people and she should be with someone a bit nicer who won't be assholish most of the time.

Renji or Byakuya with anyone: I hate both of them. One is boring, the other is a cockmuncher... Or is it the other way around? Either way I despise them. BISHONEN MY ASS BYAKUYA IS FAR FROM THAT! They are so overrated and unattractive.

Soi Fon X Any man: SHE! LIKES! YORUICHI! She's not interested in any dumbass, hideous guy in Bleach or any OC OR any guy in a crossover, especially Naruto's dumbass or Sasgay's ugly ass.

Negima

Nodoka yuri: She belongs to Negi.

Ayaka x Negi: I really like Ayaka, but it seems that their relationship is to Sister-Brother like.

Naruto

Pein X anyone: Oh God. WHAT A FUCKING MARY SUE! HE WON'T STOP BEING A BITCHY EMO PANSY WHORE AND HE'S TO OVERPOWERED! Konan is too good for him!

Sasuke x Naruto: It's just so overrated. And it's annoying how people who support say it's canon because they kissed, he cares for Naruto, IF HE CARED FOR HIM HE WOULDN'T STAB HIM WITH THE CHIDORI AND HIS KATANA! He wouldn't cast Naruto aside for his whole revenge plan or become Orochimaru's sex toy for power. However, if I have to make an acception. It'll have to be AU, Sasuke doesn't try to kill Naruto, HE'S NOTHING IN ANYWAY PORTRAYED AS HE IS IN SHIPPUUDEN!, and they can't act overprotective of each other when someone is around... And it can't be typed by someone I hate or an overly crazed yaoi fangirl who bitches as though she's on the rag. And THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL THEY'LL EVER BE TOGETHER! Sasuke cheated on Naruto, dumped his ass and abused him, AND WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD NARUTO DO!? 'Oh Sasuke I forgive you for cheating, lying and raping me. Because I love you.' GET REAL! NARUTO SHOULDN'T FORGIVE HIM ONE SINGLE BIT FOR LEAVING HIM FOR HIS OWN WHORE SQUAT (Note! I like Suigetsu, Karin and Juugo.) STABBING HIM TWICE, AND LEAVING HIM FOR DEAD AT THE VALLEY OF THE END or wtf it's called, I forgot the name. HE'S NOTHING BUT A PLAYER AND A BACKSTABBING, COCKMUNCHING WHORE FOR MADARA AND OROCHIMARU! I don't see how they would even understand each other, Sasuke is to argonant and caught up with what's best for himself because he's a selfish whore while Naruto does what's best for everyone and sacrificing himself to help his friends. I say if Sasuke tried to get together with Naruto he should be kicked to the curb and get curb stomped and cuntpunted afterwards... And fuck anyone who says Naruto should forget all the hardship Sasuke put him through. I hope the ones who hate Hinata-hime choke on a cock.

Naruto/Sasuke harem: Naruto harem people are mainly just dickholes who bitch about noncanon pairings or NaruHina. But what about Naruto being with someone who isn't Sakura or Hinata-hime, that isn't crack? Sasuke doesn't deserve a harem. EVER! But for some reason it seems kind of funny if a girl got her own harem... Having thoughts about Ouran's Haruhi. As for other guys by which I mean Neji just sounds stupid. Do they really deserve it?... Not counting ShikaShika the pimp since he deserve his ladies. NARUHAREM IS MORE FUCKING OVERRATED THAN SASUNARU, NARUHINA OR ANY OTHER CANON PAIRING COMBINED!

Neji and anyone: He was a dickhole before the timeskip, he was rude to everyone, he only cared about becoming powerful (And you people thought Sasuke had a problem with power.) making himself better than the main house, blames Hinata-hime for his father's death for no reason, and his over all attitude sucks! AND IT STILL DOES IN SHIPPUUDEN! He can die easily from his own seal on his Grade-S Sakura forehead. All he does is bitch and fight. What's so great about him? And also he has no personality.

Sasuke x Hinata: ANNNND my love for this pairing is fading away. Mainly because Sasuke is a Mary Sue folks. Sorry. AU fics I might glance at though.

Naruto X Sakura: ALL THE ONES I SEE HATE HINATA SO THEY CAN GET STDs AND DIE! ALL THEY DO IS BITCH TO ANYONE THAT DOESN'T LIKE NARUSAKU, OR HATE ON SOMEONE WHO LIKES A DIFFERENT NARU OR SAKU PAIRING! They never shut the fuck up and they act as though Orochimaru left his dick in their ass. They can kiss my almighty DDO ass! I pretty much only met under 7 NaruSaku fans that don't act like hot shit and act like civilized human beings.

Hidan and Kakuzu with anyone: Yeah the zombie dickholes are too fucking annoying. One's a golddigger, the another is a whiny ass religious fanatic. And I despise both those kind of people. Mainly religious fanatics. WORST AKATSUKI MEMBERS! Neither are hot, they're just fucking bitchy. One won't come out of the closet and is an ugly cultist, and the other looks like some hideous macabre doll. And HAHA HIDAN IS FUCKING WORM CHOW AND BURIED BITCHES!

Naruto X Yugito: I got nothing against her but I rather have Naruto be with someone who's close to his age. Wait. How old is she?

Naruto X Any Demon: That just seems dumb to me. Especially FemKyuubi. 'SHE' seems more like a 'HE!'

FEMHaku X anyone: I'm sorry! But folks he's a BOY! And most FEMHakuxNaru fans act like douche bags and talk down about other Naruto girls and they pretty much say the same thing. They act like broken records. And ignore anyone who says other wise about Haku's gender, most of them are just condescending whores. I still haven't seen anyone decent who likes this pairing.

Itachi X Naruto: -holds in vomit- I think I should of change that to Itachi and any guy. ITACHI IS NOT GAY! It maybe hot, but I prefer him to be in hetero pairings.

Gaara X Naruto: Just like Itachi he's not gay.

Gaara X Lee: Shiver. That's just creepy. And Gaara doesn't seem like the yaoi type to me. It seems cute but it's not my cup of tea.

Naruto X Tayuya: Actually I prefer the Shika girls to be with Shika the pimp himself.

Naruto X Anko or Kurenai or any older women: Anko and Kurenai are a bit to old for him. And Tsunade... she seems great with Jiraiya. He should be with someone close to his age. Not over. The day these pairings happen is the day Heaven kicks out Jesus and sends him to Hell.

Orochimaru and anyone: ... -shivers violently- My only exception might be him and Neji.

Hetalia

...None at the moment.

Touhou

Reisen X Tewi: Reisen is boring to me! She doesn't seem sexy to me. And overrall she's just bland and dull to me. I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S MORE POPULAR THAN TEWI! GRR! WOOF! WOOF!

What I like in fanfiction

Hinata-hime of course, supernatural things such as vampires and demons, Lemon(-snicker-), anything h/y/y(Hentai, yaoi, yuri) related, humor(mostly perverted), characters I hate(especially men) being sexually/horribly tortured, anything involving Japanese mythology or youkai(spirit/creature/demon), ASS LOADS OF ECCHI MATERIAL!, GURO GURO GURO GURO GURO!, some crossovers, characters I hate who aren't completely overpowered and bashed.

To be continued?

What I hate in fanfiction

Men having too much spotlight, men who are super-powered, people putting too much religious bullshit into their stories, for Naruto I don't like him having the Sharingan or Kimimaro's bloodline since it's gets fucking annoying and unoriginal (Unless the story kicks ass), overly done crossovers like Naruto/Bleach(alot of them have been getting crappy.), FEMHaku, any female getting bashed because of her personality or that she appears weak, Kakashi betraying Naruto(That is just cruel and makes no sense what so ever! o.0' EWWWWW! I JUST DEFENDED THAT FUCKING WEIRDO!), fanfics that are pretty much one-tracked(like I said about Naruto gaining a random bloodline, Naruto being exiled that one is getting old, high school fics, most songfics, a small bunch of fics involving a remake of everything in the first part of Naruto), any fic that gets crossovered with Avatar the last blahblah don't feel like finishing that or anything LOTR, WOW, Code Geass, or Harry Potter related, some men getting their own harem(It works well with Negi, Keitaro and some others, not all), authors who randomly blurt out stupid ass info to their viewers about how their fics should go and that they should avoid doing this or that SHUT THAT SHITHOLE OF YOUR'S UP! People like that think they are hot shit when they're nothing but cold diaherra in a Dixie cup, I won't read anything made by pricks who diss my favorite characters especially Hinata, Nodoka or Shinobu.

To be continued?

What I would like to see in fanfiction

Hmmm. Maybe a Naruto/Touhou crossover, more Naruto/Negima crossover, a story about some of the men in Naruto being abused by a dominatrix HEH HEH HEH! and for the record NOT OROCHIMARU! That would be wrong.

To be continued?

Things I hate

Disney: DISNEY IS DEAD PEOPLE! IT COMMITED SUICIDE, SHITTED ITSELF, FUCKED ITSELF UP THE ASS TWICE AND CANNOT BE REVIVED! Its filled with gayass bullshit like Hannah Mantana (AND YES I SPELLED IT WRONG ON PROPOSE!) this stupid new Winnie the Pooh show, Zack and Cody, Even Toon Disney has a tendency to suck, but not as bad as the actually Disney. Walt must be flipping in Heaven or Hell.

Sid Meier games: THEY SUCK! Why would anyone like it!?

The Hills: The show looks like shit, That Heidi and SPencer are horrible people in real life, anyone who thinks the show is a reality tv show is a dumb cumdumpster, and they are both hideous.

Fangirls that love a bishonen: They are so fucking annoying. Especially the ones who hate females characters for being paired up with that dumb bishonen they like, or hating the character because the pairing is crack, YAOI IS CRACK YOU FUCKING CUNTS! That ain't going to happen.

Kirby Right Back at Ya: THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE AN ANIME!? It looks like a crap ass American cartoon! And believe it, even if 4kids didn't dub I still would of hate it. THIS IS A MONSTROSITY TO EVERYTHING THAT IS KIRBY TO ME!

Kill/Anti art: -veins pop- ...I have nothing to say. All I know is that I'm better than them... Unless it's done to a guy.

Religion: I'm done with it. Alot of people out there are just intolerable towards someone else's religion. I do hope the people of the Westboro baptist church get burned to death inside their church along with that bitch Shirley Phelps and her family. If they hate this country so much they should just move there fatasses out of here and STFU.

Harry Potter: It's just so boring. I never found the book to be interesting and after the 4th movie I stopped seeing any other one.

Men: -veins pop- After dealing with them in grade school and high school, they all act the same. Players, perverts, BLEEPs, those to talk down to women, I hate pretty much every guy I know, with the exception of my family and my fans and friends I've met here, on youtube and deviantart. There's a few I tolerate because I have to and even fewer that are my friends.

My landlord: SHE'S A FUCKING TWAT AND A DOG HATER! On my black list so that bitch better hope I don't snap.

NaruSaku fans: 2/3 OF THE ONES I SEE ACT LIKE FUCKING DICKHOLES! All they say is BLAH BLAH BLAH Hinat sucks BLAH BAH BLAH BLAH! I won't put names.

South Park: It was great when it first started out, but since the Anti Family Guy episode and some others, it just pretty much sucks.

Canon pairing lovers: Not all of them(maybe), just ones that say that crack pairings don't make any senses. Especially ones who think yaoi is canon, especially a certain person who loves Naruto being with any guys and Hinata only with Naruto. And the guy that loves that will be nameless.

Racism: I'll only be racist if anyone insults me or any of my friends race just see their reaction. Other than that its rude, unnecessary... But I can't help but laugh ONLY at old cartoons, Sarah Silverman and Drawn Together's jokes about races. I'm bad. -hides face- I probably deserve a smack by a yaoi paddle.

Cunts and pricks who act strict when it comes to rules: ... especially ones that are against ask the characters fics.

Hinata bashers: Words can't explain how much I hate these faggots and dykes. Pencil dicks hate her just because they think she's weak and she's shy, one cumdrinking loser hates her for being shy, her eyes freak him out and he thinks she's an idoit because of it, if you ask me he's the dumbass, and cunts hate her just for their lameass, shitty SasuNaru fanfic because many shit brained fangirl hates any girl with Naruto. What bimbos. I know I'M way above them. All they bitch about is her personality or that she's shy and she's no ninja. MOST OF THEM ARE NOT ACTUALLY NINJAS! Especially fucking Neji since he's going around looking like a drag queen... 2nd biggest drag queen. SO THAT MEANS HE'S SECOND RATE FUCK YEAH!

People who complain about crack pairings: YOU KNOW WHAT NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOUR OPINION LARDASS LOSERS! COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT DUMBASSES!

People who hate anime just because of the english dub: FUCK OFF! They try their best and I would like to hear you cockmunchers do any better. Oh wait. YOU CAN'T BECAUSE YOUR VOICE SUCKS PRICKS!.. Except 4kids, they're gay. You can flame away at them. The only exception I'll make.

People who bash on anime girls: Pretty much the only ones who deserve to be bashed on is men.

Idoits who yell for no reason in other's faces: ONLY DO THAT IF THE PERSON IS DEFT IDOITS!

Everyone I ever met in school: You can't imagine what horrid, beautiful, guro thoughts fill my head when I think about them.

Some blondes: ALL THE ONES I SEE GIVE BLONDES A BAD NAME! EITHER THEY ACT LIKE SOME LAME ASS RAPPER OR THEY'RE JUST FUCKING STUPID! No wonder why people say crap about blondes. Hope I didn't offend the normal ones out there. Mainly its just the blonde guys giving blondes a bad name. (Thank god I have dark hair.) Also I hate blonde girls that make hyperactive 5 year olds with ADD look like Einstein, obsess with make up and hairspray and constantly use the word like or totally over and over AND OVER! again. To me they fall under the category of 'Bleach Blonde, Beach Bimbo'

People who diss anything I like: Keep your negative thoughts to yourself! -raises middle finger-

Stereotypical people: Just... JUST DIE ALREADY DAMNIT! The world doesn't need these kind of people.

High School Musical: THOSE PEOPLE HAVE NO TALENT WHEN IT COMES TO SINGING!

Photobucket: THAT SITE IS FOR STUPID FAT UGLY WHORES WHO ARE BANNED FOR STEALING ACTUALLY ARTIST'S WORK AND PHOTOSHOPPING IT INTO ANTI ART! I HOPE THOSE FAGGOTS AND CUNTS GET BAKED IN AN OVEN!

People who randomly rap: IT SOUNDS SO FUCKING AWFUL! JUST SHUT UP YOU ALL SUCK! ITS NOT EVEN CONSIDERED SINGING!

People who just keep talking to you and won't shut up: SHUT UP AND DIE! I DON'T WANT TO WASTE MY LIFE WITH YOU MORONS!

People who fart whenever they have the chance to: I'M GOING TO LIGHT THEM ON FIRE!

People who poke you or touch or caress or any touching for that matter: YOU KNOW WHAT! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I CUT THAT FUCKING HAND OFF!

Gundam: its just boring. or any giant robot anime for that matter. Wing sucks the most though.

The Real World: ...I don't feel like dignifying myself by bashing on this. It's pretty much the same types of people over and over again. MTV needs to end this piece of shit already.

War games: THEY ALL SUCK! except for Advance wars for the gameboy and ds. And sometimes C.O.D (Call of Duty)

Avatar the Last Airbender: IT'S NOT A FUCKING ANIME YOU FUCKTARDS! It's a crappy cartoon show on Nick, which is, just like Disney, Because our childhood is raped and destroyed by the fags running these channels and posting dumbass shows like this.

Large guard dogs: I fear them. They pratically give me a heart attack whenever they bark.

People who stare at you: WTF ARE YOU LOOKING AT! PERVERTED LOSER!

News: I just stopped watching it since they just talk about depressing stuff. And Fox news is full of dipshits.

Idoits who brag: WANT SOMETHING TO BRAG ABOUT! BRAG ABOUT SOME DISEASE YOU HAVE OKAY!

People who chew with their mouth open: hope a bird enters your mouth and craps in it.

Guys that ask for money: FUCK OFF AND GET A JOB! Poor ass golddiggers.

People who make fun of me being quiet: Its always the quiet ones or he's going to go postal YOU KNOW WHAT! STFU!

Singers, bands, and any other music crap in America: I just don't like any singer or bands here.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Dear God, if you exist and want to earn my respect. You'll destroy this show and make it get cancelled. Even a steaming pile of dog shit is better than this show.

Tim and Eric awesome show: Oh God. ADULT SWIM STOP POSTING STUPID SHOWS LIKE THIS!

People who say sixty nine: ITS NOT FUNNY! ITS STUPID! I never found it funny in the beginning. Its a sex position, BIG DEAL! Grow up you fucking shitheads.

Stalkers: IF I FIND ANYONE FOLLOWING HOME WHO I DON'T KNOW OR ARE FROM SCHOOL! I'M GOING POSTAL!

Sport video games: PLAY THE REAL THING DAMN IT!

People that cut themselves: maybe they should cut others instead.

Schell: School or hell. Feh, pretty much the same thing.

Snakes, bugs and frogs: These three things really creep me out for some reason.

Everyone I ever met in grade school: I can't believe I was nice to those assholes and in the end they all treated me like shit, lied to me, AND ACTED TWOFACED! I would love to tear off their faces and use it as toilet paper.

People who are older then me: They think just because they're older they can boss me around. THE BASTARDS!

People who talk about my hair: ITS MY FUCKING HAIR AND I'LL CUT IT IF I WANT TO SO FUCK OFF!

PETA: People they are loco and full of shit. They actually killed animals by freezing them to death! TwT Heartless lying pricks and cunts.

Animal abusers: (for the sake of having a profile on this site, I decided to censor this. Trust me, I can think of very evil ways to kill these people then just yaoi and yuri.)

People who asks me to smile: JUST FUCK OFF! If I want to be emotionless, leave me be god damn it!

Inuyasha: ...It's boring to me. And Kagome was fucking annoying, and Inuyasha bitches too much.

Some yaoi fangirls: I read some of their profiles, and to pretty much sum up what they typed I'll say this "SASUNARU IS SO SMEXY! THEY MUSN'T BE BROKEN UP! TH3Y L0V3 34CH 0TH3R! FUCK THE NARUTO GIRLS THEY SUCK! THEY ARE SO KAWAII TOGETHER! SAKURA IS A WHORE! HINATA IS A NOBODY! NOTHING CAN DESTROY THEIR UNDYING WUV FOR EACH OTHER! EEE! SASUNARU BUTTSECKS! KISHIMOTO BETTER PUT MORE SASUNARU OR I'LL STOP READING NARUTO!" And they wonder why they have such a bad rep. Because that is how certain yaoi fans act like. They slander any female on a show, CAP LOCKS ALL AROUND FOR DECLARING THEIR LOVE!, type in l33t (I FUCKING HATE THAT SHIT!), acting giddy and saying kawaii or anything postive about yaoi with a screechy Sasuke fangirl tone, call any female a whore or kill them off in their stories for stupid reasons, and pretty much have a bitchy attitude, act like some PMSing cunt and flame anything they are against.

These things and people can just suck on a (CENSOR) and die by that.

Things I like

Touhou: Go here if you don't know anything about it. http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Touhou_Wiki

Total Drama Island and Drawn Together: Animated reality tv shows are way better than actual reality shows folks.

Sweets: not only is it to a woman's heart, its to everyone's heart, even me a guy.

Video games from Japan: basically any non hentai or dating sim games.

Anime: A-DUH!

Manga: I'm slowly getting into it.

My hair: I feel like Neji for admitting that.

Tivo: makes life easier.

Men suffering: I know many that deserve it... Not death because it's to good for them.

Hinata Hyuga: HINATA-HIME YEAH!

Girls: Hey. What can I say? I try to please them and act like a gentleman towards them. (Except incredible bitchy whores.)

Akatsuki: I WANT TO BE AKATSUKI!

Chakra: pretty much you can do anything with it. Its the stem cell research of Naruto.

Magic: YEAH! BURN EVERYTHING WITH FIRE MAGIC! MAKE ICE CREAM WITH ICE MAGIC!

Ninjas and mages: can't decide.

Dogs and cats: well... -blushes- I like both.

Plushies of anime characters: please don't ask.

Sexy Jutsu: THE ULTIMATE ATTACK!

Evil thoughts: anything negative about things(people) I hate.

Dark clothes: That doesn't make me emo or anything like Sasuke. or goth.

Paper fan: THE ULTIMATE WEAPON!

Fanart, fanfiction, fandom, fanservice: its a fan paradise.

Misery: of people I hate.

Ruining lives: of people I hate.

Any japanese music: please... please don't make fun of me for that. I just like it okay. I'm a fan of j-pop.

Japanese weapons: pretty pretty, shiny shiny, deadly deadly. Slity slity slity slity cut cut cut cut cut. others not me for cutting.

Icha Icha paradise: I want to read it. -searchs for a copy to steal-

Harem things: I just love it.

Reviews, kind ones: They make me feel loved.

Evil laughter: it just gives you a warm feeling when you do it.

Darkness: YEAH! I love it pure and simple.

PSP: I love it. I get to read fanfiction on it if someone is busy on the computer.

Prinny: PRINNY DOOD!

Gore: Hehehe. blood.

Guro done on guys: FUCK YEAH! TORMENT THEM! MAKE THEM BLEED, CUT THEM UP!

Vampires: I don't want to be one, but I think they're cool.

Blood: I'm bathing in it right now. And for some reason it tastes good.

Being alone: Nothing like peace and silence.

Personal quote

"It's not the weapon that matters. It's how you use it." Me playing Smash Bros with a paper fan

Random Survey

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character/s?

Hinata-hime of course... and sometimes Gaara and all the Akatsuki members (Except Kakuzu, Hidan and Pein/Nagato)

2. What is your favorite pairings?

NaruHina, ItaHina and TobiHina. Those are my top three.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or Hentai fan?

Hmm. Too be honest... BOTH!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?

Nope. If I did I would probably go as Tobi, just so I can hide my face. (TwT)

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

Just Naruto Clash of Ninja 2, Ultimate Ninja 1 and 2 and the manga

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

I DON'T BELIEVE IN LOVE! I'm dead serious.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

I like both. But I prefer naruHina more.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

-.-' Isn't that too cruel to them both.

9. Which team is your favorite?

Team 8. Kurenai is really kind, she's tough and cares deeply for her students, Shino seems pretty calm and content perfect ninja material, Kiba... well he's Kiba... And no I don't hate him. And Hinata-hime (EEEEEEE!) I really don't need to explain. -///-

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

Not really anymore... Unless Madara originally came up with the body snatching jutsu and used it on Obito before he died or after he revived him.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

-veins pop- It's fucking obvious it happened.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Tobi!!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Pro for Pretime Sue, Anti for Time Sue.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

HAHAHAHA no.

15. Have you read all the manga chapters so far?

Sadly no.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

-chops up Neji plushie- I'm sorry what? Were you talking about me?

17. Sub or dub?

I like both so I can go either way.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

I sored of leaned towards anti in the beginning, but now I'm pro.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

He's annoyingly funny and funnely annoying.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Either a good boy or a fucking hot guy hiding behind a mask so he won't get raped by fangirls and boys because he would be considered... smexy.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

What an erection killer. So much for looking at Hinata-hime hentai now.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Neji. ITS FUCKING NEJI! DON'T SAY DEIDARA OR SASUKE!

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

He's weirdly awesome and awesomely weird.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Tied between Orochimaru saying he's straight and hunting after lolis and Neji acting giddy, going to malls and talking like this 'LYKE OMG! THAT SKIRT IS SO CUTE! I NEED TO GET MY NAILS DONE!' ...Oh wait that isn't OOC. Orochimaru being straight.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? and 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Yesyes

27. Do you like lemons?

0///0 Yes.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

I'm embarassed to talk about anime with my parents

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Yes and I love it. VEGEXMASA FOREVER! Kukuku. JUST KIDDING!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Never heard of it.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Almost got my older brother to like it... but I think my baby brother likes the manga.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Can't draw for shit.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said "WTF is this?"

If that ever happened I would say 'YOUR MOMMA!'

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Of course.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Well I am.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Maybe?

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Nope. Never supported it.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart?

No.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

That's like saying Orochimaru is sexy. HELL NO!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

I can't do OCs.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

...I leave that up to you.

Final thoughts if I die

If I go to heaven. I don't know, but if I go to hell, I'M TAKING OVER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hey will anyone miss me when I die?

Anything else

Got any questions? Just message me. Okay. WOOF!

Want to complain about what pairings I like. FUCK OFF AND DIE!

Want to complain about things I like and hate, characters I like, or stuff I might bash on, BITE ME YOU FUCKING CRAZY BITCHES AND USELESS BASTARDS! But if you want to praise me for hating, or liking anything, please feel free to.

Any request for a pairing. Message me please.

Want to hug me? THANK YOU!

And remember one thing. If you hate Bitchisame, you can be my best friend. Or if you love Hinata-hime, I LOVE YOU!

One more thing... NO PANTS EQUALS SPEED!

Love and Hate,

Mahou Inu Alex,

AKA DDO-sama.

BYE BYE WOOF!