I am the author formally known as MCRFOBlover for anyone who reads my stories and see that some say by MCRFOBlover, that is me.

Name: Barbara

LJ: http://fallenxlover.livejournal.com/

Nicknames: Barb, Barbie, Babs, Short Stuff, and Shorty

Age: 16

Sex: Female

Nationality: Italian, Irish, Scottish, and English

Location: Chicago

Fav Movies:

Pulp Fiction, All the Pirates of the Carribean, Kangaroo Jack, Click and anything else Adam Sandler, Dr. Dolittle, Titanic, Gone with the Wind, Of Mice and Men, Planes Trains, and Automobiles, Shallow Hal, Spirited Away, National Treasure, Romeo and Juliet (Leonardo Decaprio), The Origanal The Hills Have Eyes, Yu Yu Hakusho The Movie, All Inuyasha Movies, FMA Movie, From Hell, Night at the Mueseum, Miss Congeniality, Fast and the Furious, 2Fast 2Ferious, Tokyo Drift, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, Mulan, Bambi, Jungle 2 Jungle, Ghost Rider, Sin City, The Lion King, The Little Mermaid, Oliver and Company, The Fox and the Hound, Lady and the Tramp, Space Jam, Anastasia, Hunchback of Notre Dame, WresleMania 23, Peter Pan, All Harry Potter Movies, The Chronicles of Narnia, Queen of the Damned, Interview with a Vampire, The Ring, The Count of Monte Cristo, Take the Lead, Bedazzled, Chicago, Moulin Rouge, The Condemed, Red Eye, Flight Plan, See No Evil, All the X-Men, Fright Night, Napolian Dynamight, Meet the Fockers, Legally Blonde 1 and 2, Shrek 1 and 2, Friday the 13th Part 2, Halloween Part 1, Madagascar, The Fog, The Punisher, Tomb Raider 1 and 2, King Kong (2006), The Animal, Shark Tale, Nightmare on Elm Street Part 1, Freddy Versus Jason, The Crocidile Hunter (R.I.P. Steve Irwin), Dodgeball, Death Note Live action parts 1 and 2, the Bleach movie, Doomsday, and more.

Fav TV Shows: SmackDown, Raw, ECW, TNA, Friends, Will and Grace, Sex in the City, Simpsons, Family Guy, Smallville, Supernatural, Prison Break, House, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, That 70's Show, Inuyasha, Bleach, Code Geass, Deathnote, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, and more.

Books: Eyes of the Dragon, Anne Rice's Vimpire Chronicles, Of Mice and Men, How To Kill A Mockingbird, Daughters of the Moon series, Harry Potter, Blood Stained Roses, The Outsiders, Inuyaha Manga, House of the Scorpian, Confidential Confessions Manga, Fruits Basket, Death Note, Bleach, Angel Sanctuary, Ouran High School Host Club, Edar Allen Poe, Romeo and Juliet, Sonnets, and a few more.

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Blue

Email: xoperfectbarbie@aim.com

MSN: black_winged_angel1991@hotmail.com -- Best way to contact me.

Hobbies: Reading, Writting, Drawing, Dancing, Playing Video Games, Internet, Swimming, Listening to music, sports, fairs, Science, Six Flags, taking pictures, running, working out, and more.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be unromantic

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart ass

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I'm a METHODIST so I MUST be lazy not caring person

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something

I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I have ADHD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I HAVE SUICIDAL TENTANCIES, so I MUST be insane

I am SHORT, so I MUST be young

I am A BOOKWORM, so I MUST be a dreamer

I am A DREAMER, so I MUST be insane (unrealistic)

I HAVE MANY DIFFERENT INTERESTS, so I MUST be unable to commit to one thing

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I'm MEXICAN, so I must be a druggie

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have some type of connection to the MAFIA

I AM DIFFERENT!!

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Sabaku no Hasame (Gaara's Desert Rose), ObeyTheSnarf, Snowing Petals, He-Didn't-Betray-Us,Ayumi Elric, SapphireElric, BlackWingedAngel1991

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile!

If you've ever fell UP stairs, copy this on your profile!

If you've ever forgotten to breathe...you know what to do.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU'RE CLUMSY AND YOU'RE PROUD!, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow, Ayumi Elric(Its the stairs, they do it on purpose!!), SapphireElric, BlackWingedAngel1991

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

Re-post this to help stop racism:

Black and White:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "

If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purpses and to make your profile longer then it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer then it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you're trying to make longer and yes, I'm completely aware that I'm saying all this just to make this cope and paste a hell of alot longer then it has to be, I'm just smart like that!

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! (Wtf?)

If you enjoy the copy and paste feature, show your appretiation by copy and pasting this into your profile!

If you're a self-proclaimed genius, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that High School Musical was a crappy movie and deserves to rot in hell, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) and ish proud, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you say you're weird, you normal. Saying you're normal is odd. If you admit you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've read people's profiles to copy and paste things to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you or your best friends are insane, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Faithrose, Spell-A-Casters, Ayumi Elric, SapphireElric

If you have beyond violent mood swings, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever been on the computer hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: danyan, zEIDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Faithrose, Spell-A-Casters, Ayumi Elric, SapphireElric, BlackWingedAngel1991

If you are a person who acts friendly but actually has an evil mind and are plotting world domination, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a perverted mind, don't want to, but can't help it, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: Spell-A-Casters, Ayumi Elric, SapphireElric (don't blame me, blame my dad sigh), BlackWingedAngel1991

If you get way too happy when someone copy and pastes your copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are perverted because of your friend, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile

If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, Kimimaro-is-mine,Valbino, Ayumi Elric, SapphireElric, BlackWingedAngel1991

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obssesed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you have ever seen a ghost or something supernatural.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (I’ll finish my profile later)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (even though I've lost an argument with myself a few times...I blame my inner personas)

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into you're profile.

If you think that Mickey Mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar, copy this to your profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!

If you fricking LOVE these copy and pastes, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenginYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, TheCrazyScotswomanOfD00M, Ayumi Elric, SapphireElric, BlackWingedAngel1991

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever said somthing twice and not even noticed, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile twice or more and not notice until pointed out; and were to lazy to delete it; copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list of forgetful/lazy people. Tsuki Sister Cattsuki, Ayumi Elric, SapphireElric, BlackWingedAngel1991

If you have ever touched something and broken it when it clearly says DO NOT TOUCH! if
you have put this on your profile.

if you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you know your gonna name your kid something anime related, copy and paste this to your profile!

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because
you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

AV is Addicted to Vampires.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you
because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like
bagels.

If you have a myspace, copy and paste this to your profile!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and
paste this onto your profile.If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone
asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have
an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the
eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite
sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you
memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight
(or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework
insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced
Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH
final the next day. Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming
about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is when you pee yourself in public and hug
your imaginary boyfriend Sanchez for support. Crazy is when your alter egos begin to boss you around and date fictional characters while you are crying in a corner, then you burst into a happy song when someone asks you whats the matter. Crazy is when you are bored you start talking to your alter egos and somehow kill one of the alter egos boyfriend, and now you are hiding from her wrath even though she is in your head. Crazy is obsessing over Edward Elric and marrying him and having make believe smex with him and fangirling over him constantly. Crazy is wandering around London in a Lust cosplay outfit and randomly shouting "RED DAWN" at the top of your voice in the most crowded places possible. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile
and add something crazy you've done to the list!

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Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt
tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses
and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not
raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas
tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.

If you love italics, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you write crack fics when you are high, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you can't draw anime boys worth crap, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your perfectly aware that ENVY IS A FRICKING GUY! Copy and paste this!

If you have ever walked into a wall while reading, copy and paste this into your profile while not walking and reading this.

IF YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL ANIME AND MANGA OTAKU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE RIGHT NOW!!

If you have ever helped out a noob, copy and paste this into your profile. And good gor you.

If you have ever stalked somebody, copy and paste this into your profile

IF YOU LOVE CAPS LOCK, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think Kidzbop sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile

If lemons have overtaken your mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If copy and pastes have taken control of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

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if you think that fighting is fun, but war is pointless, copy this onto your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

If you think Barney is a overgrown, gay, purple, extinct, baby singer, dinosaur and a crack addiect. Copy and past this on your profile

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes CRAPPY. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you always say 'uhhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who the HELL came up with the idea of bending in front of a cow and squeezing the flappy pink things under it to see if something comes out and DRINKING whatever crap comes out, copy and paste this to your profile!

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy/paste this into your profile. -Kudos to TrueThinker-

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

if you have ever yelled something random in a large crowd of people, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. itachilover7 (it was only when school let out...i woke the next day with a sore throat), Kuro Uchiha (...same as itachilover7) Ayumi Elric (not me, I'm just crazy that way), SapphireElric (hey, it was at a Ranger meet, I was allowed), BlackWingedAngel1991

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you think America screwed up the Naruto anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a girl, and have ever kicked a guy's ass just because he called you a prep or accused you of liking pink, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list. Kuro Uchiha (they need to die, because being called a prep is the most insulting thing someone can say to you...that...and having someone say that you like pink...) Ayumi Elric (I like black, not pink...), SapphireElric (damn guys for not thinking we can take care of ourselves), BlackWingedAngel1991 (I hate pink with a passion...)

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO

If you think the people who don't do copy/pastes are just too damn lazy, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you think that if women should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club and/or Blood, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can spout a random Naruto character (any character) quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto and/or Bleach is going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sigh at the fact that because youre profile is so long there is little chance someone would actualy take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination

(PSS, did you notice there's 3 Japanese letters in the kitty?)

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

I

I DID

I DID THIS

I DID THIS TO

I DID THIS TO TAKE

I DID THIS TO TAKE UP

I DID THIS TO TAKE UP SPACE

I DID THIS TO TAKE UP SPACE IN

I DID THIS TO TAKE UP SPACE IN MY

I DID THIS TO TAKE UP SPACE IN MY PROFILE

If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff (if someone else touches it they die kinda obsessive) copy this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, survived, or who died of a heart attack or heart disease.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile.

--Girls--
--are like apples--
--on trees. The best ones--
--are at the top of the tree.--
--The boys don't want to reach--
--for the good ones because they--
-r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, theyget the rotten apples--
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something wrong w/ them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
--have to wait for the right boy to
-- come along, the one who's-
-- brave enough to--
--climb all--
--the way--
--to the top--
--of the tree.--

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

If you didn't follow what that said paste this to your profile!

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile

If you think those reallllly annoying kids should shut up and just buy their own god-damn box of Lucky Charms, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gone so insane that your friends were scared of you the next day, copy this into your profile.

If you think Sonny should go into rehab for his Coco Puff obsession, copy this into your profile

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong botton, you will be disconnected.

30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, animemaniac-101, SilverAngel90,SeyoukaiStar,kohano haru,fruitsbasketangel OneSong05, Ayumi Elric, SapphireElric, BlackWingedAngel

If you have pretended to be someone your not but learned it's better to be you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you ever just started doing this copy/pastes just to get your profile longer and got totally addicted to them, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you're proud of yourself because you looked this far down, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like taking pictures of absolutely anything, put this thingum into your profile.

If you ran up a flight of stairs even though the elevator was empty and you just did it for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If pink sucks if it's not with black in anyway, and you know that, copy and paste this to your profile.

FOR GIRLS ONLY. If you are completely against woman discrimination, paste this onto your profile and kick a random guy’s ass.

If you sigh at the fact that because youre profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you laugh at people who don’t know what 69 is.

Paste this on your profile if you are aware of breast cancer.

Paste this onto your profile if you are scared of having breast cancer.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you like Reese’s peanut butter cups.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you like Pokémon.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you have no comment on High School Musical.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if high schools shouldn’t BE in musicals.

If you think High School Musical is slowly braingwashing youths and some strange adults to reform America into their own image, fight back by copying and pasting this to your profile!

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you believe that every anime has a gay character.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think Danny Phantom ROCKS.

If you hate people picking their noses in public, put this into your profile.

If you like taking other people’s profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you like killing Sims, put this in your profile.

IF YOU ADORE ROCK BANDS, PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think that students shouldn’t have crushes on teachers with girlfriends, say I.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you like Disney.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think Zac Efron looks worse than a monkey’s butt.

Put this in your profile if you have spoken in front of a crowd. At least, a crowd worth of 40 people. Or more.

Put this onto your profile if you think ‘peacock’ is a funny word.

If you've ever written "I love (insert name of anime character here)" somewhere on your body, copy and paste this into your profile.

Marriage is a human right, not a heterosexual privelege. Add this to your profile if you agree.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Sabaku no Hasame (Gaara's Desert Rose), ObeyTheSnarf, Snowing Petals, He-Didn't-Betray-Us,Ayumi Elric, SapphireElric, BlackWingedAngel1991