//Lumos\\

//I Solemly swear I'm up to no good\\

//Juro solemnemente que mis intenciones no son buenas\\

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

WARNING: I'm really, really, really, REALLY random, as you might be able to notice if yo keep on reading :

Edad/Age: 15

Color de ojos/Eye color: Mis ojos son del color que se les pega la gana, a veces marrones y otras verdes e incluso par de veces se me han visto azules O_O/ My eyes are whatever color the wish to be, sometimes they're plain brown, other time they're green and even blue (but rarely)

Cabello/Hair color:Castaño claro(casi rubio)/ Light brown(almost blonde)

Color Favorito/Favorite Color: Fucsiiaa!! n.n

Que me gusta hacer en mi tiempo libre/What I like to do on my spare time: basicamente estar en la computadora, escribir, leer, dibujar y vagear aah y a veces veo la television pero normalmente nunca encuentro mucho u_u. nada muy interesante pero me entretengo la mayoria del tiempo xD/Basically, use the computer, write, read, draw and... well nothing and sometimes see TV but normally I don't ever find anything that interesting but I sure have a great time the majority of the time xD

Que me gusta?/What I like?: me gustan las fotos, es una extraña obsecion que parece que medio herede de mi tía, me gustan los dulces principalmente chocolates, la musica y escribir tambien me gusta inventar nuevas cosas y echar a volar mi imaginación. AAH y Harry Potter... AMO Harry Potter./ I Like photos, it's kinda a weird obsession that I half got from my aunt xD, I like candy(chocolate!

Yo y Fanfiction/Me and Fanfiction: buenooP! veamos, al principio no era gran seguidora de Harry Potter(xD aunque no lo pareZzcaa) en realidad era mi hermana que leiia los Libros,pero lei el 3ro creo y desde ahi me encanta, luego de eso lei el 4to el 5to el 6to despues leii el segundo lol el 7mo y opr ironico que parezca por ultimo leii el 1ro, el caso es que me encanto Harry Potter desde que leii los librooS y me entre en un grupo de HP en el hotmail, el caso es, que estaba yo muy normal entrando en mi mail para revisarlo y todo y como siempre habian algunos de el grupo, y sin darme cuenta eh abierto yo uno de un ficJovenes Rebeldes por Yare (muy bueno) y cuando lo eh empezado a leer me encanto! asi que entre a la paguiina para leerlo completo, pero resulta que (no se si tragicamente la verdad) alguien le hakeo el grupo ala administradora, basta decir que io estaba O.O O SEAA!! no podia quedarme a medias con el fic y luego me acorde que yar habia mencionado esta paguiina y que lo estaba publicando aqui tambien asi que entre me hize una cuenta y empeze a buscar el fic, eso si, que desde entonces no hay vez que no este metida en FF.net leyendo algun fic que encuentre xD, bueno, esa es mi conmovedora historiiAA !! xD x3/Well! let's see, at the begining I wasn't what you'd call a Harry Potter fan (Yeah, I know, hard to believe) In reality it was my sister who read the books, but I read the 3rd, if I recall correctly, and after that I started Loving it! After that i read the 4th, 5th and 6th the the 2nd xD and then 7th, and last but not least the 1st! the thing is that I Loved HP and when I read all the books I joined a group on the hotmail, I was cheking my mail as usual and, as usual, there were some mails that were a fic, i started reding and I Love it! So I went to the page to read it but it turned out to be(You might call it fate. for best or wrost) that someone hacked the group and, there's no need to say I was like O_O! WTF! i couldn't just leave the fic there!(it was staring to get really interesting x3) and just then i remenbered that yare(the author) said she was updating it on FF.net as well so I created myself an acount and started looking, so, since then I can't stay AWAY from FF reading and reading aand... well that was my story guys! xD

Mi TOP 10 de parejas de HP/ TOP 10 faorite ships in HP:

1. Draco M./Hermione G.
2. Lily E./James P.
3. Rose W./Scorpius M.
4. Sirius B./OC
5. Remus L./Nymphadora T.
6. Remus L./OC
7. Albus P./OC
8. Hermione G./Ronald W.
9. Harry P/Ginny W.
10. Hermione G./Sirius B.

Mi Top 10 de chicas favoritas de HP/TOP 10 favorite girls in HP:

1. Lily E.
2. Luna L.
3. Hermione G.
4. Rose W.
5. Ginny W.
6. N. Thonks
7. Bellatrix L.
8. Molly W.
9. Lily L. P.
10. Minerva M.

Mi Top 11 de chicos favoritas de HP(no me cuadraban lo numeros xD)/TOP 11 favorite Boy in HP(10 wasn't enought xD):

1. A. Dumbledore
2. Sirius B.
3. James P.
4. Remus L.
5. Draco M.
6. L. Voldemort
7. Scorpius M.
8. Albus P.
9. Hugo W.
10. James P. Weasley
11. Teddy L.

Relaciones actuales/Actual relationships: xD pues actualmente estoy muy ocupada con tantos hombres en mi vida... Damien(de un fic que AMO!Darkness Within by kurinoone la version completa esta en ingles pero hay una traducción aun que prefiero el original lol) es mi querido esposo mas por que tiene mi edad que por otra cosa, sin ofensas damy, te amo pero hubiera preferido a Harry aahh por cierto, Harry es mi amante junto con shaoran. Jamie y Siri son mis novios y Remsie es mi prometido por otro lado Yeye(Jesse James Dalton de Carla Gray Arte de vengarte ii sus secuelas) es mi estilista!! y William J. Sparrow mi pretendiente(de Carla gray por igual) y Draco Malfoy mi ex con el que aun comparte un relacion cordial./Well, actually I'm VERY busy with so many men in my life! because, see... Damien(from i Fic i LOVE! Darkness within by kurinoone) is my beloved husband, motly because he's my age really, no ofense dammy xD, I love you but i would rather have Harry, who, By the way, is my Lover, along with Shaoran. Jamie and Siri are my boyfriends and Remsie my fiance, on the other hand Yeye(Jesse James Dalton

Que personaje de Harry Potter me gustaria ser cuando grande?/Character I wish I was when I grow up?: Dumbledore!!

Yo en 20 palabras../Me on 20 words:
Simpática. Sencilla. Amigable. Timida. Alocada. Solitaria. Paciente. Justa. Filosofica. Romantica. Reservada. Torpe. Irresponsable. Susceptible. Despreocupada. Amable. Solidaria. Linda. Infantil. Aleatoria./Nice. Simple. Friendly. Shy. Crazy. Loner. Pacient. Just. Philosophical. romantic. Reserved. Clumsy. Irresponsable. Sensible. Careless. Kind. Solidary. Cute. Childish. Random.

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Recoemndaciones/Recomendations:

Jovenes rebeledes - Yare COMPLETO
sangre de rebelde - Yare INCOMPLETO

Arte de vengarte - Carla Grey COMPLETO
Practicamente arte - Carla Grey COMPLETO
Por amor al arte - Carla Grey INCOMPLETO

Darkness Within - Kurinoone COMPLETO
A part of me - Kurinoone COMPLETO
Deepest reflections - Kurinoone INCOMPLETO

Lo que puede pasar en un dia de lluvia - Zara Potter-Black COMPLETO

Brush up your shakespeare - Realmer06 COMPLETO

Dead or alive - AdfinemAdinfinitum INCOMPLETO

Si les interesan saber mas fics pasense por mis favoritos aunque no aseguro que vallan a ser todos buenos xD/If you're interested and looking for more go to my favorites i have plenty

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De aqui para abajo casi nada me pertenece../From now on I own hardly anything really.

The Sorting Hat says that I belong in Hufflepuff!

Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."

Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working.

77 Ravenclaw
57 Gryffindor
46 Slytherin

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In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

XXX

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that.

A good or best friend!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..

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A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

1: Nunca, NUNCA, nos copiamos ... Solo consultamos nuestras dudas.
2: NO pintamos la mesa ... La decoramos. :)
3: NO insultamos a los profesores ... Les recordamos lo que son. ¬ ¬
4: NO nos distraemos ... Estudiamos las nubes.
5: NO leemos revistas ... Solo nos informamos más.
6: NO escribimos' notitas' ... Estudiamos otro medio de comunicación.
7: No dormimos en clase ... Reflexionamos. -.-
8: NO hablamos ... Intercambiamos expresiones.
9: NO masticamos chicle ... Estimulamos los músculos.
10: NO suspendemos ... ¡Nos suspenden!
11: NO aventamos tizas ... Estudiamos la ley de gravedad. n_o

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YOUR GUY SIDE
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.(and that's SOOO not guy-ish!)
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth. (Sometimes...)
Sleep with your socks on at night. (Only when it's really really Cold!)
TOTAL: 13/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink. (Guys can wear pink!)
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours. (I just love 'em all)
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (Are you offering to do me one?!)
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (I've never seen it...)
You were/are in gymnastics/dance/ice skating.
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up. (Make-up part kinda not)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I'm not sure but I guess I do)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 16/25

Guy Side: 13/25
Girl Side: 16/25
That was close! Oh Gosh! xD

You're a 90's kid if: (I was pretty young, but I'll see which ones apply...)

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."(aww eso es el rpincipe del rap!! pero no me la se en ese pedazoo o_o xD, CASI ESTAS EN BELL AIR!)
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. (Hardly but yeas. And never really liked 'em)
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember Ring Pops. (AWWWWWWWW I LOVED THOSE CANDIES!)
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
. . . Furbies
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles. (Ninja turtles out...)
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said (Yeah... xD and now's like... talk to the finger, the hand's too much!)
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

XXX

Logical reasonings!

Whoever said nothing’s impossible, they never tried slamming a revolving door!

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm going to eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

I don’t suffer from insanity…I enjoy every minute of it!

Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back!

There are three kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can’t.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure."

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."

"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music."

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good - Steven Wright

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.-Mitch Hedberg

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.-Laurence J. Peter

Never fight an inanimate object.(yeah, never do, it never works u_u xD)

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If you're going to criticise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton.

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

If you're going to do something wrong, have fun doing it.

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on.

I'm one of those girls who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Whoever said sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the pouring rain.

Growing old is obligatory. Growing up is optional.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

01) Being gay is not natural. Real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we only have one religion in the country.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

TRY NOT TO CRY:

Mommy...dylan brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to church , I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When dylan shot the gun, he hit me and many others,

And all because dylan , got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my head,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the dead

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo, I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be a saint, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my boyfriend I'm sorry I have to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost i customized it to fit the columbine and cassie bernall

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

List of crazy stuff! (had done most of them xD O_O)

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Harry Potter (or almost, at least).

Crazy is when you write Sirius Black or James Potter is hot on your homework instead of doing it.

Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other HP related thing you can think of about HP or the HP characters.

Crazy is when you can open up Harry Potter and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sirius Disorder).

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds.

Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why.

Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.

Crazy is when your trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug.

Crazy is when you just KNOW frogs will rule the world some day!

Crazy is when you run into a glass door and laugh at your blood all over the floor.

Crazy is when you find yourself having a crush on a fictional character, who not only happens to be married and a father, but also dead.

Crazy is running around in your pajamas yelling 'I'M SO ATTRACTIVE!' just because you need a confidence boost.

Crazy is making enough inside jokes to fill up several books within the span of one day.

Crazy is when you start to sing at every awkward pause just because you don't like silence.

Crazy is having the urge to do something illegal, and then happening to mention the urge to your mother in casual conversation :P

Crazy is going on fanfiction every spare moment when you have a project that you haven't started due the next day.

Crazy is dipping a carrot in orange juice because you feel like it.

Crazy is when you start laughing for no reason at the most inappropriate moment, and you don't even know why, so you laugh harder.

Crazy is when you think the word "pickle" is funny.

Crazy is saying "Ooh, shiny!" everytime you see something you think is cool.

Crazy is when you burst into crazed laughter when someone says "Serious" or "Seriously."

Crazy is when whenever someone says "jk" you have an incredible urge to yell "ROWLING!"

Crazy is you and your friends naming stuffed animals unisex names with a mixture of your names, and the boys you like's names.

Crazy is also then baptizing said animals though one friend is a Catholic, another is an Atheist, and the third is a Muslim. (And naming each other the Godmothers.)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

BOYS

When a guy says you're pretty, he is talking about your face.

When a guy says you're hot, he is talking about your body.

When a guy says you're beautiful, he is talking about your soul.

OoOoOoOoOo

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heartbeat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when you're in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks you're beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says "THATS HER!!" after they have already met you more than once.

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Last but not least Thank you very much if you ever reviwed or will or plan on reviweing on any of my storys, they do make my day, REALLY!!/ Y por ultimo, pero no por eso menos importante, MUUCHAS Gracias si alguna vez has, vas a o planeas dejar algun reviwe en alguna de mis historias, me alegran el dia, EN SERIO!

Besos y abrazos de Chocolatee!/Chocolate Kisses and Hugs for everybody _
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