Hello! Welcome to my profile! Just so you know, I'm not normal whatsoever and calling me normal would be considered an insult. And, I'm obviously a Vlad fangirl so no trying to take my Vlad. He's mine, I've got dibs.

These are my story ideas:

When He Was Normal: What was life like at the beggining of 9th grade, long before he got his powers? When he and his two best friends could just hang out, and there was no threat of being hunted. The story of a simpler life of no ghosts, no fights, and his biggest problem in life was his weird parents. Not quite done yet, but it's gonna be good! (Posted)

Jealous of a Friend: 20 years of planning and plotting has finally gone to Vlad's head. He confronts the Fentons head on no plan at all, not caring who knows he's a halfa anymore. How will Jack and Maddie react to finding out their ex-best friend is half ghost, and will Vlad tell tham about Danny?Very short, possibly working on a sequel.

No Title Yet(suggestions are welcome): Jazz finally gets fed up with her parents obsession with ghosts and runs away. She seems to be fine, until she's attaced by ghosts, and is saved by a very unlikely person: Freak Show! Meant to be the first Jazz/Freak Show fic, still working on it.

One In a Million: Another maid has quit because of the ghosts in Vlad's house. He hires a new one who turns out to be much different than the others. She's smart, pretty, funny, and doesn't belive in ghosts. Yet there's something strangely familiar about her. Fluff fic, a work in progress, don't avoid it till you've read at least some of it. Important: This fic has been put back up and will be updated when I have time.

Working On Title(ideas?): For some strange reason, Jack suggests that they all go on a family camping trip, no ghosts, no ghost hunting equipment. As if that wasn't weird enough, but there aren't even any ghosts to fight, they seem to all be leaving Danny alone. Unless you count seeing Vlad flying away from the camp one night. Reply to a challenge, slightly sick minded, please don't kill me.

Happy Halloween: The Fentons throw a Halloween party(a little ironic, no?), and Jazz takes advantage of it to sneak away for a while with Vlad. Vlad/Jazz one-shot, fluffy! I love fluff! No to be posted until Halloween night! So you must suffer! Mwahahahaha! (Posted)

One Thanksgiving Night: A Thanksgiving one-shot. Danny has one night of peace with his friends, family, and enemies. Multiple pairings, the second in my holiday series! (Posted)

A Ghostly Christmas: My Christmas one-shot, but you probably knew that already. Ghostwriter is usually alone on Christmas, but this year he has company. Still haven't decided the pairing, but I have to add the traditional Jazz/Vlad moment in there. Just cause I'm predicable like that.

Vlad's Drakhaoul: Cross over between Danny Phantom and The Tears of Artamon books. Vlad gets his own drakhaoul but soon learns that having that much power always comes with a price. Easier to understand if you've read the books but I'll try to explain it as much as possible. (Posted)

Change One Little Moment In Time: My very first non-Danny Phantom fic. Ever. A current obsession of Corpse Bride made me write this at 2 am, so I hope it's ok. What would have happened if Victoria hadn't gotten to the wedding? What if Victor did marry Emily? No super flames please!

These are a few that were on Nick.com(which has rules against eveything, fluff, blood, cusing, cross-overs)so I'm gonna tweek them and re-post them here! Please don't kill me if they seem to boring to even consider reading.

The Halfa Prophesy: Danny is having weird dreams, that seem to be saying something he can't understand. When the dreams finally clear up, he is sent to another dimension altogether to be tested as ruler of both the Ghost Zone and the Human World. And he has to compete against Vlad. Oh, boy! Probably kinda short, not my best, was the first fic I ever wrote, so don't hate how bad it will be. Since stupid NickeChris deleted it, I'll have to write it over again.

Ghost Zone Academy: Clockwork brings Danny to his castel to tell him that he will be going to a school in the Ghost Zone for a year. It sounds pretty average, well, Danny Phantom average, but it all goes wrong. The teachers are against him, what else is new, and when they all make a plan to take over the Ghost Zone, he has to get help from a kid from the future, who looks strangely familiar. Meant to be exciting, suspenceful, has a surprise ending. Also needs to be written again, as it was also deleted!

Danny Phantom Poems: Just some some poems I wrote about Danny Phantom. Not much else to say. I'm working on another one, so look for updates soon.

Well, that's all I've got for now. Feel free to tell me ideas for story titles or yell at me for being freaky. Hmm...Not so empty anymore huh? Cool! Well, keep looking for them! I'll write them as soon as I can!

While you wait, here are a few fics I think are totaly awesome!

Catalyst By DanPhantomCrush. Amazing, kinda messed up, unlike anything you've ever read before!She's gonna write a sequel that's gonna be alot about Vlad, but read this one first or you'll get confused.

The Masters Way By Me The Anon One. A Vlad/Jazz fic, so sweet, very fluffy! My favorite fan fic!

Jazz's Jitters By Me The Anon One. I'm not done reading it yet but it's great so far!

Just Like Dear Old Vlad By Me The Anon One. Still reading it, a little creepy, cool anyway, and funny!

Other Routes To The Parade: Daniel Masters By Rob Phantom. The coolest fic ever, sad ending, death, but at the end of every chapter there's the funniest thing I've ever read! At least read that part!

Foreign Exchanges By Phantom D. Funny, father son thing between Vlad and Danny, Vlad gets a cat! Not finished yet though.

Aftermath of an Afterlife By The Person Who Rights. Totaly funny, kinda does and alternate universe type thing. Not done yet.

A Ghostly Cry By P.A.W.07. Gory, exciting, some father son stuff between Vlad and Danny.

Behind tthe Eyes By cherry Wolf Sword. Weird, exciting, slightily sonfusting, Danny calls Vlad master!

To Be A Halfa By Neko-Salosa. The first fan fic I ever read in FanFiction.net, one of the best, suspenceful, awesome!

He'll Show Them by Evil-Irish-Wolf. Joker/Batman! Yay for yaoi! (this pairing is totally cannon as of TDK, ask the author why!)

Any of the fics written by Vladysgirl! They all rock! Very fave writer, writes the bestest stories ever!

Deepest Vows By JackAndSally4Ever. An odd yet good Corpse Bride fic. Victor and Emily do get married and Victoria and Barkis are also still married. Not for those with weak stomachs. Not a bad thing though.

I Will Always Love You By Nausicca of the Spirits. Very cute fic. What if Emily hadn't stopped Victor and he had died? Only one chapter up, but a very cute chapter.

Second Chance By Tenoko. A Corpse Bride one-shot. Victor and Victoria are married and Victoria realizes that she's the reincarnation of Emily. Sorry for the bad summary, but the story is really good.

The Ivory Duet By Fenrisknight. A sweet one-shot. Victor and Emily's piano duet scene from Victor's point of view. Very cute. Love it!

Disaster In The Afterlife By Tears To Shed. Dead Barkis tries to become whole again and ends up making everyone whole! Now Victor and Emily(married in this fic too)are alive and have to figure out why. Very good!

What is Love By griffin-queen-of-silver-skies. Corpse Bride one-shot. Very cute. Victor and Emily discuss what love is to them.

The Milk Tea and 13 Sugars series by Darth Stich. A whole series of Abel and Esther fan fics (Trinity Blood if you don't know) that starts cute and hasn't ended yet!

Ok. Wow, that's alot. I read a bit too much. Heh...Well if you check them out I promise you won't be sorry!

About Me:

Real Name: Like I'm gonna tell you that.

What I Look Like: I'm normal looking, let's just go with that.

Age: 16! Oh yeah!

Fave Colors: Green, Blue, Black.

Likes: Vlad, Danny Phantom, Fan Fics, Corpse Bride, Music, People who like Danny Phantom, People who think Vlad is cool, V for Vendetta!

Current Obsession: The Dark Knight, Joker mostly. Joker+Batman=OTP!

Dislikes: My sister, People who insult Danny Phantom, People who insult Vlad, When my mom makes me get off the computer to do chores, my little sister(oops, said that twice didn't I?).

Favorite Songs: Beutiful Lie, Crawling, What Hurts the Most, What's Left of Me, Chasing Cars, Taking Over Me, Dark Waltz, Join Me In Death, Dance(Hanna Montana), When You Say Nothing At All, Only Hope.

Other websites I have accounts on: YouTube.com(PhantomFan14), LiveJournal (musical_emma), Yahoo.com(you don't need to know that), Tokyopop.com(LoveSongLover), MySpace(secret...), and of course FanFiction.net(Mrs.Masters)

I sure talk alot. Or type alot I guess since I'm on the computer and not actually talking to you. You tell me when I'm rambling.

Why not? This is fun!

Quote of the Week: "I'm not his girlfriend!" -Sam

My Comment: A few years ago, I would have said "Not yet! They're totaly into each other!" Now I say "Not yet. The cliche will soon catch up to you"

Episode: Mystery Meat

Well, I think that's it for now. Rant at you later!

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Disclaimer: Awesomeness DP logo (c) CelloSolo2007

Heh, these are evil, and funny_

50 WAYS TO ANNOY VLAD

1. Every time he begins an evil laugh, hum "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"
2. Constantly perform ancient rituals in his library, when he asks what's going on, you tell him that you were trying to get rid of "Evil spirits" and give him a reproving glare.
3. Hide cardboard cut-outs of Danny in his closet.
4. Randomly sign him up for boy scouts.
5. Criticize him for his vampire fangs
6. Walk around in a sheet and scream "OOOOoooo!"
7. Constantly give him new cosmetics to get ride of his "blue complexion"
8. Call him “the Vladstier” or "V man".
9. Make his cell phone ring tone The DP theme
10. Every time he switches to ghost mode, scream out "Oh are you gonna go ghost? Oh say it! Go ghost!!"
11. Remind him to get a cat.
12. Ask him why he doesn't have a theme song.
13. Because he doesn't have a theme song, you write your own, and they are entitled "This is the Dawning of the Age of Plasmius," "Twinkle, Twinkle little Vlad," and "Vlad Will Survive"
14. Poke him in the stomach... HARD. When he asks you you're reason for doing this, you tell him that you were trying to make him “go ghost”.
15. Beg him to take you to Disney World so you can meet Mickey Mouse.
16. Get Edna Mode to come in and criticize him about his cape, and then have her redesign a costume for him.
17. Tell him he needs a "really keen emblem just like Danny Phantom's." Force him to wear one that says "VP"
18. Ask him to duplicate himself so you can play hide and seek.
19. Ask him to duplicate himself so you can play Marco Polo.
20. Bug him about his evil plots. To no end. (Particularly the one involving the Fright Knight, the Crown of Fire, and the Fenton Ecto-Suit...)
21. Find out when his birthday is and anonymously send him a cat. Make sure he never finds out it was you.
22. Rub it in that Danny is the future ruler.
23. Force him to go ghost and give you a piggy back ride or you'll shove him in your thermos.
24. Put a ghost alarm in his house so whenever he walks in a really loud annoying alarm comes on.
25. Go in his house and wander around the halls and when he asks what you’re doing say “going ghost!” and then pretend to fly away.
26. Completely make over his green and gold Packers color scheme.
27. Rent a room in his castle to the Box Ghost. Rent another room to Klemper.
28. Claim You bought the Green Bay Packers. Say you wore the city down to make them sell.
29. Constantly ask him why he shoots pink beams.
30. Get Sam and Tucker to follow him around the castle and "bother" him, Potter Puppet Pals style.
31. Hire the same idiots Vlad hired in Million Dollar Ghost and anonymously put a bounty on his head.
32. Record an answering machine message on his answering machine saying:

a) "Hello, you have reached the idiot ghost who believes he will rule the world. He's a little delusional right now, while coming up with his next evil scheme. Leave a message after the beep!”
or:
b) "Hello, you've reached Vlad Plasmius. He is not here right now, because he is currently occupied curling his ghostly hair and searching for his lost blankie. Leave a message after the beep!"

33. Get him a parrot and have it lecture him on proper villain lingo. Namely: "No cookie expletives!"
34. Call him a "seriously crazed-up fruit loop"
35. Ask him to help you with the scrapbook your making that depicts all of his greatest failures.
36. Give him a battle cry and bug him constantly until he says it, then squeal.
37. Put his costume in the washer along with the brightest red sock with the cheapest dye job you can find. Blame it on Youngblood when he finds out.
38. Doodle on his Ray Nitschke football.
39. Steal Danny's Thermos, and use it as a Time-out device.
40. Make his castle a pretty pink princess one.
41. Cut off his ponytail.
42. Replace his cape with a bed sheet that has:

a) Hello Kitty
b)Disney Princesses
c) The Mickey Mouse Head
d)The Nick Logo (The one at the bottom right of the screen)
e) Danny's Face
f) Cheese

43. Send him multiple invitations to the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady's wedding.
44. Ask him a dumb question like this... "In The Ultimate Enemy, when you told Danny some things are better left unsaid and we see that the Evil Danny kills Danny Fenton...is that considered a murder or suicide?"
45. Suck him into the Fenton Thermos and continually bang it against a hard, concrete wall.
46. Put your finger in his face and say, "I’m...not...touching you! I’m...not...touching you!"
47. Put jack's face ALL OVER his house on EVERYTHING, even on his football stuff.
48. Follow him around ask every other second: "Where ya going?"
49. Whenever he goes ghost get in a really stupid costume and drag him door to door Trick-or-Treating.
50. “Borrow” his cape and jump around acting like The Superhero Danny Phantom counter part.

50 WAYS TO ANNOY EVIL DAN PHANTOM

1. Put his hair out.
2. Shake the Fenton Thermos he's in the same manner you would when making a milkshake--shaken, not stirred.
3. Ask him of he has an evil bug in his butt.
4. Make comments about how much he is like his “cheese-head archenemy”
5. Constantly ask him why it took him so long to get past the ghost shield and into Amity Park.
6. Tell him that you’re his best friend and hug him.
7. Remind him often of how he was so much cuter back when he still had his human half.
8. Tell him that his face is gonna freeze like that if he keeps it up. Oh, too late.
9. Sharpie out his emblem.
10. Laugh when his ghost sense goes off.
11. Grab his forked tongue when it comes out and hang onto it.
12. Any time he walks into a building, hit the fire alarm.
13. Before he can take off, grab the end of his cape so he falls down.
14. Imitate his seriously awesome fork tongue hisssssssssss
15. Admonish him for being so stupid as to not notice a gigantic purple football floating in the middle of the Ghost Zone.
16. Give him breath mints. He obviously needs them.
17. Take a fire extinguisher to his head then treat him for third degree burns.
18. SHAVE THE MULLET!
19. Ask him if he can cut apples with his ears.
20. Get him to open juice cartons with his teeth.
21. Force him to sing at your Christmas karaoke party.
22. Set the Boooomerang to his energy signature.
23. Chant his name every time you see him. When he finally asks why, say it’s because it makes Ember's hair bigger, so why not yours?
24. Remind him of Tucker's horrid singing by having Tucker sing "Strange Fire" for him.
25. Jerry Springer special: "I had my human half removed!"
26. Tell him a billion times a day that he got beaten by his “weaker” self
27. Accuse him of being a rip off of Danny
28. Tell him that the emblem looks stupid on him.
29. Make him relive his childhood by forcing him to watch Danny Phantom episodes over and over.
30. Make (evil) Dan and (good) Danny dolls, then have Danny beat the crud out of the Dan doll.
31. Every time he does or says something, ask him "Why?" and "How does that make you feel?"
32. Constantly poke him in the back to see if he'll "hole" your arm through.
33. Tell Valerie where he lives.
34. Mock his teeny little goatee.
35. Roast marshmallows over his head. And maybe hot dogs if you can stay near him long enough.
36. Ask him where he gets the asbestos scrunchies for his ponytail.
37. Leave Valerie a message (in Dan's voice) asking her out on a date.
38. Sneak up behind him and scream like a fangirl: right in his pointy ears!
39. Record something like "I am a ghost, fear me" or "I am evil, hear me roar" and play it every time he starts to speak.
40. Call him at very late, random times in the night to ask very complicated questions.
41. Tape a neon sign to his head that reads: EVIL!
42. Get him a cat.
43. Place a sign near where he lives that reads: “Beware of evil ghost”
44. Ask what he did to the poor snake whose tongue he ripped off.
45. Bring in Edna Mode. "NO CAPES!!"
46. File off his fangs when he isn't paying attention. He'll be talking with a lisp for a good while.
47. Tell him he needs to see a chiropractor about his neck
48. Tickle him.
49. Wash his suit with red clothes.
50. When he walks in a room full of people shout: "Oh my gosh it’s Dan Phantom! We’re all gonna die!" and get everyone screaming before shouting "Oh wait, he got beaten by a 14 year old boy!" Then have everyone laugh at him.

Oh, this is so mean! Yet very very funny! Go to this link: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/44366402/ I love the words to the song!

Walker the Snowman
Was a real nightmare they say
He was made of snow but the children know
They created a monster that day

There Must have been Ectoplasm in that old silk hat they found
Because when they placed it on his head, he began to pound them down!

Too funny!

Save Danny Phantom video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7yaN9At8_M You have to go here! It's sad. They can't do this to us! cries Nooooo!

Now for the Corpse Bride links!

http://www.warnerbrosrecords.com/corpsebride/

http://corpsebridemovie.warnerbros.com/#

http://firestouch.proboards31.com/

http://geek-ridden.net/corpsebride/media.php

http://www.ficwad.com/categories.php?catid=894

Ok, just cause this is fun:

1. Batman
2. Ivy
3. Two-face
4. Joker
5. Riddler
6. Penguin
7. Scarecrow
8. Harley
9. Catwoman
10. Mad Hatter
11. Robin
12. Mr.Freeze

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No, and probably not

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

O.O Heh... yeah...

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Joker would kill him. She'll be even more annoying now. XD

4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?

No, not that I've read

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Em... maybe, they're both anti-human people

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five/Nine just because I already have my Batman slash pairing. _

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Spray them with nightmare gas just to see what happens

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

If you're stuck in Arkham as long as they've been, you may get a little desperate.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Yes, but both of them are better off with Joker. Whoo, threesome! XD

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Nightmares in the Snow

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

YAOI BRILLIANCE! It's cannon anyway, you know it is!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Not that I know of...

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I hope not...

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nah, not worth it.

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Ivy/Joker/Riddler? They wouldn't but I would! XD

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Something odd and out of place... something about Alice...

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

Maniac's in Love with You

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

Batman/Penguin/Freeze. Yaoi, blood, death.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

I have no idea...

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A few days ago. Why?

21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?

Ducks. XD

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Sure, very drunk

23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Two-face.

24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

"Batman and Catwoman are in a happy relationship until Catwoman suddenly runs off with Joker. Batman, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Robin and a brief unhappy affair with Mr.Freeze, then follows the wise advice of Riddler and and finds true love with Two-Face"

Title: Out of the Closet

I would read this! It's just too funny!

25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

NOOOO! Harley is Joker's!

This is just for my own need. I had nowhere to put it. Try it out! See how bad this story is so far!

My boredom at the moment knows no bounds. Only because I've suddenly lost my train of thought in relation to the V/Evey fics I've been reading all week. So I'm gonna write a story here. Obviously I'm not gonna post it here, when it's done I'm deleting it. Writing is just good for me. As long as the story is never read. Btw, blogging: still not my strong point.

I could rant. Later perhaps.

One hot evening in New York, I sat on my bed listening intently to what my dear boyfriend was telling me about his amazing trip with his Boy Scout troup. Or is it troupe? Meh, never mind. He told me about all the neat fish he got to swim with (though he didn't catch any while fishing... Tim did though) and the neat stuff he got for me. This, as always seems to happen, made me incredibly sad as I had found nothing for him yet. So instead of feeling bad the rest of the night, I did what I usually do when he tells me camp stories.

Yep. Went on a GaTim imagination trip. Lovely! But this time my mind wandered just a little further than usual... what if I was there to see this cuteness? But I'm a girl, there's no way this would be allowed. Plus, they'd know I was there, obviously, and would never let me be near them all that time. Ah... but what if I were a boy? A new kid?

Just as this thought occured to me, Gavin asked if I could hold on for a second. Ah, gotta stop and text your Tim again, huh? I thought as he stopped talking. I closed my eyes and waited for the usuall clickity-clickity-clickity-clicking sounds that signalled a text. But it was completely silent on the other end. Oh, another call. Probably from his Tim. Lol.

When he came back, I was told it was indeed Tim. Oh, look at that psychic ability. But that wasn't all. As he was saying goodbye, he seemed to have fogotten who he was talking to. Thinking it was me, he said "Love you!". This information made me laugh so loudly, I nearly woke up the babies on the other side of the appartment. I was giggling silently through most of the rest of the conversation.

When finally we said goodnight, I hung up the phone and went right back to reading my V for Vendetta fanfiction and watching Danny Phantom. I'm a nerd, I know. But as a person who lives on imagination, I couldn't quite get rid of the image of my favorite real life yaoi couple.

And that night, as I fell asleep, I was still giggling.

The next morning, I found that I was unusually cold for having slept in the hot air conditioner-less appartment. Usually it was the heat that woke me up. Today it was an alarm I knew I'd never set. Huh. Aunt have something planned that I wasn't supposed to know about?

I half opened one eye as my hand lifted and came crashing down on the snooze button I automatically knew was there. Ugh... sleepy... I thought, closing my eyes. I was dozing by the time the alarm went off once more. Without a second thought, my hand slammed the snooze button so hard that it hurt.

Damn it... I thought. sigh Screw it, I'll just get up now. I draped my legs over the edge of the bed that seemed just a little bigger than before. And again I noticed how cold it suddenly was. Had my Aunt finally decided it was too warm and turned on the old AC? I rubbed my eyes, trying to see the time clearly.

5:30. What. The. Hell. Why the devil was there an alarm set for 5 freaking 30 in the morning?! On a Saturday morning!? Wait. It wasn't Saturday. It was Wednesday. So why did I think it was Saturday?

Didn't matter. Too tired to care. My legs felt extra heavy as I pulled them back up onto the bed. Probably because I was up at 5:30 in the freaking morning! I closed my eyes and was almost asleep once more when I heard the door creak open.

"Oh no you don't," said a woman's voice from the doorway. "You sleep in and miss these trips then get all upset because I let you sleep in. Not this time, mister."

'Mister'? Who the hell was this lady coming into my room and calling me a guy?!

"Excuse me?" I said, sounding insulted as I could. At least, I thought I'd said it. But it definately didn't sound like me. Geez, what did my uncle put in that pasta last night? My voiced sounded all screwy...

"You heard me," said the definately-not-my-aunt voice. "Now get up before your ride leaves without you."

The light was flicked on...