Moonshine's Guide - FanFiction.Net

Hi!
Welcome to my humble webpage!
I suppose I should introduce myself
I'm Moonshine's Guide.
Moonshine can mean a load of rubbish, besides the light the moon reflects down to earth.
Age-why do you care?
Where I live-Perdition-it's very nice, always hot
Favorite books- Jurassic Park,The Hobbit, Artemis Fowl series, the Phantom Tollbooth, The Phantom of the Opera, Kushiel's 'series', Godslayer(Not the Almighty, jeeze), Banewreaker, Freak the Mighty, and many many others.
Favorite movies- FINAL FANTASY 7 ADVENT CHILDREN (GO YAZOO), THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, Howl's Moving Castle, Monty Python and the Holy Grail or Hoodwinked, Pirates of The Caribbean(All three), and The Godfather. Can't forget The Godfather
Favorite Video Games-Kingdom Hearts Series, FF12, FF10, FF7: Dirge of Cerberus, Soul Caliber III,
~Slowly finding more Vexen fangirls~
Favorite Video Game Characters- Organization XII- They're not evil. They're misunderstood.
Favorite Members-VEXEN, Axel, Zexion, Demyx, Marluxia, and Xigbar.
Favorite manga- Hellsing, Kingdom Hearts, Crescent Moon, Vampire Game, Pretear, Bleach, X-men, Yotsuba&! and many others that I can't think of right now.
Favorite Music-Linkin Park, Kelly Clarkson, Most classical music (helps me think), Anything by Andrew Llyod Weber, The Beatles, My Chemical Romance, From the Heart by Hoobastank, various movie theme songs, and many more.
Favorite T.V. shows-Law & Order, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Full Metal Alchemist, Futurama, Dragon Booster, and CSI(the original) One Piece, America's Funniest Home Videos, The Colbert Report, Mythbusters, others
hobbies-reading, acting, surfing the web, playing video games, and annoying my younger brother
Dislikes-My annoying younger brother, stupid people, bullies, and my computer hours limit, the fact that when I get nervous, I get hyper
My quote of the day: I'm supposed to be a riot. Who else would bring life into this show??
Quotes that I like-
'Què serà, serà' ~What will be, will be
"But Life finds a way"-Ian Malcolm- Jurassic Park
"Let's be clear. The planet is not in jeopardy. We are in jeopardy. We haven't got the power to destroy the planet - or to save it. But we might have the power to save ourselves."-Ian Malcom-Jurassic Park
"Discovery is always a rape of the natural world. Always." Ian Malcom- Jurassic Park
"Leave the gun, take the cannolis."-Clemenza- The Godfather
"In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns."- Calo-The Godfather. (So true, except women are more dangerous everywhere. Go GIRL POWER!! XP)
Pete Clemenza: All right you just shot 'em both. Now what do you do?: Michael: Sit down and finish my dinner. ((Keep dreaming Michael, keep dreaming) The Godfather
"Don't ask me about my business, Kay." Michael- The Godfather
"Oh, now I've gone and soiled my cuffs. If a dungeon is our fate, I do hope it contains a change of wardrobe" Balthier-FF12
"I'm the leading man, of course!"-Balthier-FF12
"Exit stage right." Balthier to Fran after Vaan takes off when their heads are turned-FF12
"I'm the leading man. You know what they say about the leading man: He never dies"-Balthier-FF12
"I'm a scientist. Experimentation is what I do."-Vexen- KH:COM
"The memory's wiles are cruel. In its silence, we forget. And in its perversion, it binds our hearts firmly."-Vexen-COM
"If you remain bound by the chains of memory, and refuse to believe your heart...then you may as well throw your heart away. You're no Keyblade master, no master of anything — just a slave to twisted memories."-Vexen-COM
"Try too hard to remember, and your memory might lie to you."-Cheshire Cat- COM
"If I had a heart, this is where I would die of laughter."-Saix-KHII
"I'm all that's left. Or maybe, I'm all that ever was."-Xemnas-KHII
"You shall go together!"-Xemnas- KHII
"I'd rather we skip the formalities."-Luxord-KHII
"There are so many frivolous things in this world."-Hojo-FFVII
Yuffie: Cloud, say something!
Cloud: ...something.-FFVII dialogue
Life is but a passing dream, but the death that follows is eternal.- Seymour- FFX
You are a fading dream, but one that has been touched by reality. Run, dream. Run on into the daylight. And walk into reality. -Yojimbo-FFX
Touch me with that hand and I'll remove it.-Dona- FFX
Wakka: But, using machina... That's bad, isn't it?
Seymour: Pretend you didn't see them.
Wakka: Beg your pardon, but that's not something a Maester should say!
Seymour: Then pretend I didn't say it. FFX
People are sinful creatures. Life survives at the cost of another. Then we must continue to bear the burden of our sins for as long as we continue to live. -Raine-Tales of Symphonia
Equality…is an illusion. -Zelos- Tales of Symphonia
Whatever will be, will be. -Zelos- Tales of Symphonia
Damn! I must be a genius! -Zelos- Tales of Symphonia
From the moment they are born, everyone has the right to live.- Lloyd- Tales of Symphonia
No matter how painful things have been, you just can't dwell on the past. -Lloyd- Tales of Symphonia
((After Colette, using her Chosen strength, easily lifts the muscular convict Regal)) Men are so useless these days. -Raine- Tales of Symphonia
((After finding that Noishe is a sacred animal)) I simply MUST dissect him!-Raine- Tales of Symphonia
The deeper the wound, the more important it is to overcome it. -Presea- Tales of Symphonia
Is it a sin to be weak hearted? Not everyone's strong. Not everyone can stand being despised. -Mithos Yggdrasill- Tales of Symphonia
((Last words)) Farewell, my shadow, you who stand at the end of the path I chose not to follow. I wanted my own world, so I don't regret my choice. I would make the same choice all over again. I will continue to choose this path! -Mithos Yggdrasill- Tales of Symphonia
((First lines, to Lloyd)) And just who the hell are you? -Yuan- Tales of Symphonia
((Zelos is pinned to the ground by a convict(later revealed to be Regal) threatening to kill him)) Oh... hey Lloyd? If you abandon me here, I swear, I'll come back to haunt you.
Lloydsweat drops ... I just had a sudden, violent urge to abandon you. -Tales Of Symphonia
Perhaps it is good to have a beautiful mind, but an even greater gift is to discover a beautiful heart. -John Nash- A beautiful Mind.
It's like I always say: parking in this city will kill ya. (after finding a body in a parking lot)- Briscoe- Law & Order
aiming his Schwartz ring at Lone Starr's crotch Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago. -Dark Helmet- Spaceballs
After discovering that most of his ship's crew consists of members of the same Asshole family I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!(Pulls down his helmet) Keep firing, Assholes! Dark Helmet- Spaceballs
Lone Starr: Yogurt. What is this place? What is it that you do here?
Yogurt: Moichandising.
Barf: Merchandising? What's that?
Yogurt: Moichandising. Come! I'll show you. to the Dinks Open up this door.
Yogurt walks over to a wall filled with Spaceballs merchandise.
Yogurt: Moichandising! Moichandising! Moichandising! Where the real money from the movie is made! Spaceballs: the T-shirt, Spaceballs: the Coloring Book holds up a Transformers comic book, Spaceballs: the
Lunchbox, Spaceballs: the Breakfast Cereal. Spaceballs: the Flame Thrower… fires a short blast from flame thrower
Dinks: Oooooohhhh!
Yogurt: The kids love this one. And last, but not least, Spaceballs: the Doll, me. Yogurt squeezes the doll, which says "May the Schwartz be with you!"
Yogurt: Adorable. -Spaceballs
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now, you're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happend to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. Were at now, now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then!
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Corporal rewinds the tape back to scene showing protagonists wandering in desert.
Corporal: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?!
Corporal: We have identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?!
Corporal: It's the moon of Vega.
Colonel Sandurz: Very good, set a course and prepare for our arrival.
Dark Helmetincreasingly flustered When?!
Corporal: 1900 hours.
Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow, they will be our prisoners.
Dark Helmet: WHOmask falls down -Spaceballs
"Out damned spot!!"-Lady Macbeth- Macbeth Act 5 Scene 1 Line 35
"Was there ever a story of more woe then that of Juliet and her Romeo?"-Prince-Last line
"A horse, a horse!! My country for a horse!!" Richard- Richard III
"I'd rather you shot at tin cans in the back yard, but I know you'll go after birds. Shoot all the bluejays you want, if you can hit 'em, but remember it's a sin to kill a mockingbird... Mockingbirds don't do one thing but make music for us to enjoy. They don't eat up people's gardens, don't nest in corncribs, they don't do one thing but sing their hearts out for us. That's why it's a sin to kill a mockingbird." Atticus Finch- To Kill a Mockingbird
"People in their right minds never take pride in their talents." Miss Maudie-To Kill a Mockingbird
"But even the best laid plans of mice and men go astray." Of Mice and Men
"There are no wrong roads to anywhere." The Phantom Tollbooth
"Many of the things which can never be, often are." The Phantom Tollbooth
"So many things are possible just as long as you don't know they're impossible." The Phantom Tollbooth
"Get away, I'm telling you, or I call the Brute Squad."
"I'm on the Brute Squad."
"You are the brute squad." The Princess bride-Miracle Max and Fezzick
"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed." Marvin The Paranoid Android-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"What is your name?"
"Arthur, King of the Britains"
"What is your quest?"
"To seek the Holy Grail"
"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"African or European?"
"Well I don't know that. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The Question trial of
King Arthur-Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
"Well why don't you cry abot it?"-Ace Ventura-Ace Ventura: Pet Dectective
CSI takes pictures
"Who do you think you are, Steven Spielburg? What do you need'em for?"-Briscoe
"Christmas Cards"-Briscoe and CSI- Law & Order
"You look like a vision, a dream..."
" Like a duck" Nick and Fetcher to Ginger- Chicken Run
Nothing's impossible...improbable, perhaps. Even unlikely, but no never impossible.-?
"It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...then it's freaking hilarious"-t-shirt
"Out of my mind-Back in 5 Minutes" T-shirt
"Shall I give you despair?"- Sephiroth- FF7 Advent Children
McCord: (makes a reference to God)
Lincoln Six-Echo: Who is "God"?
McCord: You know when you really want something, you close your eyes and wish for it really hard? God is the guy that ignores you. (I swear, I'm Catholic. I mean no offense)
WeaselChick's quotes-Found Following quotes on Weaselchicks profile-
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
I'm smiling because you've all finally managed to drive me insane.
Please don't make me angry. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
The voices in my head don't like you.
The voices may not be real, but they have some good ideas.
I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy it!
Embrace the madness.
I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends wouldn't talk to me.
I'm not paraniod . . . but everyone else thinks I am.
I am proud of my weirdness and the insanity that dwells within. - me
My mind not only wanders . . . . sometimes it never comes back.
I'm just one big fucking ray of sunshine. Aren't I?
I just realized. I don't care.
I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.
Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!
People like you are why I need medicine.
One by one the penguins steal my sanity.
I used to have a split personality problem. Don't worry; we're okay now.
Matt Dieter's suggested quotes(Not intended to insult anybody out there)
In the movie "The Godfather" Vito Corleone has a saying: "I'll make him an offer he cant refuse." The "offer" being the choice of a round house kick to the face by Chuck Norris or doing whatever it is Vito Corleone requires. Chuck Norris and Vito Corleone are very good friends
Chuck Norris knows the ending to the never ending story.
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
On the 7th day, God rested... Chuck Norris took over.
When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.
God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.
Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.
Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Chuck Norris invented water.
Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "always leave things the way you found em!"
One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.
In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.
God wanted to create the world in 10 days… Chuck Norris gave him 6.
EVIL OVERLORD'S PARTIAL LIST OF GUIDELINES
# The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.
# All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.
# Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.
# I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.
# Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access. ((It works))
# I will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me -- I'll do it myself.
Pass the Following
For anyone who wants to see Janitor in KH3, copy and past this in your profile. Like Janitor would say to JD when offering him a bug to eat, "Go ahead, do it. I dare ya." Get enough people and maybe...eh, who am I fooling, it'll never happen. Do it anyway. I dare ya.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, Moonshine's Guide
If you think the Horned King should be a villain in Kingdom Hearts 3, copy and paste this to your profile. If you don't know who he is watch the movie, The Black Cauldron. Yes I know the movie sucked but you gotta give it credit for a great villain.
If you think Mozenrath should be in Kingdom Hearts 3 copy and paste this to your profile. He was the most popular villain in the Aladdin tv series.
If you think Captain Gantu should be in Kingdom Hearts 3, copy and paste this to your profile. Hey, Stitch has been seen in KH 2 so Gantu could be a partner for Pete. Right?
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.
If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile
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If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it inyour profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Moonshine's Guide
Help me spread the greatness of YAOI! Put this in your profile if you're a Yaoi fangirl or you love AkuRoku, Zemyx, or Soriku!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
"You know what 'fine' stands for, don't you?
Freaked out... Insecure... Neurotic... and Emotional"