Hi!

Welcome to my humble webpage!

I suppose I should introduce myself.

I'm Moonshine's Guide.

Moonshine can mean a load of rubbish, besides the light the moon reflects down to earth.

Age- Is relative. I am both young and old; old and young.

Where I live- America, the land of the Free, Home of the Brave. Supposedly. I'm not that brave.

Favorite Books- The Book Thief, Jurassic Park, The Hobbit, Artemis Fowl series(Not fond of the last one though…), The Phantom Tollbooth(Great book man, you should read it!), The Phantom of the Opera, Kushiel's 'series', The Sundering Duet(As in, it's two books), Freak the Mighty, and a whole lot more…

Favorite Movies- Serenity, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, The Phantom of the Opera, Howl's Moving Castle, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Hoodwinked, Pirates of The Caribbean(All three), and The Godfather. Can't forget The Godfather. Oooh. And REPO! The Genetic Opera.

Favorite Video Games- Kingdom Hearts Series, Final Fantasy Series, Soul Caliber III, Tales of Vesperia, Tales of Symphonia(And the Spin-off, don't crucify me Sage), Tales of the Abyss, Tales of the World: Radiant Mythology, Dragon Quest VIII, Resident Evil Series…

Favorite Video Game Characters- Jade, Dist, Yeager(He's my avatar), Vexen, Marcello(Dragon Quest VIII), Richter, Leon(Resident Evil), erm… notice a pattern?

Favorite Manga- Hellsing, Kingdom Hearts(Even though it mangles the games…), Hands Off, Vampire Game, Pretear, Bleach, X-men, Yotsuba&!, Godchild, Angel Sanctuary, and many others that I can't think of right now.

Favorite Music- Linkin Park, Kelly Clarkson, Most classical music (helps me think), Anything by Andrew Llyod Weber, The Beatles, My Chemical Romance, Hoobastank, REPO! The Genetic Opera soundtrack, System of a Down, Lots of Japanese music(Like Karma, Bouken Suisei, and Minuet just to name some), various movie theme songs, and many more.

Favorite T.V. shows- Law & Order, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Full Metal Alchemist, Futurama, Dragon Booster, and CSI(the original) One Piece, America's Funniest Home Videos, The Colbert Report, Mythbusters, Intervention, Bleach, Code Geass, and others…

Hobbies- reading, acting, surfing the web, playing video games, and annoying my younger brother

Dislikes- My annoying younger brother(Though I do like him it's complicated. Sibling stuff.), stupid people, bullies, and my computer hours limit, the fact that when I get nervous, I get hyper

Quotes that I like-

Movies/Television:

"Leave the gun, take the cannolis."-Clemenza- The Godfather

Perhaps it is good to have a beautiful mind, but an even greater gift is to discover a beautiful heart. -John Nash- A beautiful Mind.

It's like I always say: parking in this city will kill ya. (after finding a body in a parking lot)- Briscoe- Law & Order

(Aiming his Schwartz ring at Lone Starr's crotch) Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago. -Dark Helmet- Spaceballs

(After discovering that most of his ship's crew consists of members of the same Asshole family) I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!(Pulls down his helmet) Keep firing, Assholes! Dark Helmet- Spaceballs

Lone Starr: Yogurt. What is this place? What is it that you do here?
Yogurt: Moichandising.
Barf: Merchandising? What's that?
Yogurt: Moichandising. Come! I'll show you. to the Dinks Open up this door.
Yogurt walks over to a wall filled with Spaceballs merchandise.
Yogurt: Moichandising! Moichandising! Moichandising! Where the real money from the movie is made! Spaceballs: the T-shirt, Spaceballs: the Coloring Book holds up a Transformers comic book, Spaceballs: the
Lunchbox, Spaceballs: the Breakfast Cereal. Spaceballs: the Flame Thrower… fires a short blast from flame thrower
Dinks: Oooooohhhh!
Yogurt: The kids love this one. And last, but not least, Spaceballs: the Doll, me. Yogurt squeezes the doll, which says "May the Schwartz be with you!"
Yogurt: Adorable. -Spaceballs

Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now, you're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happend to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. Were at now, now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then!
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Corporal rewinds the tape back to scene showing protagonists wandering in desert.
Corporal: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?!
Corporal: We have identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?!
Corporal: It's the moon of Vega.
Colonel Sandurz: Very good, set a course and prepare for our arrival.
Dark Helmetincreasingly flustered When?!
Corporal: 1900 hours.
Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow, they will be our prisoners.
Dark Helmet: WHOmask falls down -Spaceballs

"Get away, I'm telling you, or I call the Brute Squad."
"I'm on the Brute Squad."
"You are the brute squad." The Princess bride-Miracle Max and Fezzick

"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed." Marvin The Paranoid Android-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"What is your name?"
"Arthur, King of the Britains"
"What is your quest?"
"To seek the Holy Grail"
"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"African or European?"
"Well I don't know that. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The Question trial of
King Arthur-Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"Well why don't you cry abot it?"-Ace Ventura-Ace Ventura: Pet Dectective

CSI takes pictures
"Who do you think you are, Steven Spielburg? What do you need'em for?"-Briscoe
"Christmas Cards"-Briscoe and CSI- Law & Order

"You look like a vision, a dream..."
" Like a duck" Nick and Fetcher to Ginger- Chicken Run

"Shall I give you despair?"- Sephiroth- FF7 Advent Children

McCord: (makes a reference to God)
Lincoln Six-Echo: Who is "God"?
McCord: You know when you really want something, you close your eyes and wish for it really hard? God is the guy that ignores you. (I swear, I'm Catholic. I mean no offense)

Books:

"Life finds a way"-Ian Malcolm- Jurassic Park

"Let's be clear. The planet is not in jeopardy. We are in jeopardy. We haven't got the power to destroy the planet - or to save it. But we might have the power to save ourselves."-Ian Malcom-Jurassic Park

"I'd rather you shot at tin cans in the back yard, but I know you'll go after birds. Shoot all the bluejays you want, if you can hit 'em, but remember it's a sin to kill a mockingbird... Mockingbirds don't do one thing but make music for us to enjoy. They don't eat up people's gardens, don't nest in corncribs, they don't do one thing but sing their hearts out for us. That's why it's a sin to kill a mockingbird." Atticus Finch- To Kill a Mockingbird

"People in their right minds never take pride in their talents." Miss Maudie-To Kill a Mockingbird

"But even the best laid plans of mice and men go astray." Of Mice and Men

"There are no wrong roads to anywhere." The Phantom Tollbooth

"Many of the things which can never be, often are." The Phantom Tollbooth

"So many things are possible just as long as you don't know they're impossible." The Phantom Tollbooth

Video Games

"See you in the funny Papers Liebchen!" ~ Yeager, Tales of Vesperia

"Oh, now I've gone and soiled my cuffs. If a dungeon is our fate, I do hope it contains a change of wardrobe" Balthier-FF12

"I'm the leading man, of course!"-Balthier-FF12

"Exit stage right." Balthier to Fran after Vaan takes off when their heads are turned-FF12

"I'm the leading man. You know what they say about the leading man: He never dies"-Balthier-FF12

"I'm a scientist. Experimentation is what I do."-Vexen- KH:COM

"The memory's wiles are cruel. In its silence, we forget. And in its perversion, it binds our hearts firmly."-Vexen-COM

"If you remain bound by the chains of memory, and refuse to believe your heart...then you may as well throw your heart away. You're no Keyblade master, no master of anything — just a slave to twisted memories."-Vexen-COM

"Try too hard to remember, and your memory might lie to you."-Cheshire Cat- COM

"If I had a heart, this is where I would die of laughter."-Saix-KHII

"I'm all that's left. Or maybe, I'm all that ever was."-Xemnas-KHII

"You shall go together!"-Xemnas- KHII

"I'd rather we skip the formalities."-Luxord-KHII

"There are so many frivolous things in this world."-Hojo-FFVII

Yuffie: Cloud, say something!

Cloud: ...something.-FFVII dialogue

Life is but a passing dream, but the death that follows is eternal.- Seymour- FFX

You are a fading dream, but one that has been touched by reality. Run, dream. Run on into the daylight. And walk into reality. -Yojimbo-FFX

Touch me with that hand and I'll remove it.-Dona- FFX

Wakka: But, using machina... That's bad, isn't it?
Seymour: Pretend you didn't see them.
Wakka: Beg your pardon, but that's not something a Maester should say!
Seymour: Then pretend I didn't say it. FFX

People are sinful creatures. Life survives at the cost of another. Then we must continue to bear the burden of our sins for as long as we continue to live. -Raine-Tales of Symphonia

Equality…is an illusion. -Zelos- Tales of Symphonia

Whatever will be, will be. -Zelos- Tales of Symphonia

Damn! I must be a genius! -Zelos- Tales of Symphonia

From the moment they are born, everyone has the right to live.- Lloyd- Tales of Symphonia

No matter how painful things have been, you just can't dwell on the past. -Lloyd- Tales of Symphonia

((After Colette, using her Chosen strength, easily lifts the muscular convict Regal)) Men are so useless these days. -Raine- Tales of Symphonia

((After finding that Noishe is a sacred animal)) I simply MUST dissect him!-Raine- Tales of Symphonia

The deeper the wound, the more important it is to overcome it. -Presea- Tales of Symphonia

Is it a sin to be weak hearted? Not everyone's strong. Not everyone can stand being despised. -Mithos Yggdrasill- Tales of Symphonia

((Last words)) Farewell, my shadow, you who stand at the end of the path I chose not to follow. I wanted my own world, so I don't regret my choice. I would make the same choice all over again. I will continue to choose this path! -Mithos Yggdrasill- Tales of Symphonia

((First lines, to Lloyd)) And just who the hell are you? -Yuan- Tales of Symphonia

((Zelos is pinned to the ground by a convict(later revealed to be Regal) threatening to kill him)) Oh... hey Lloyd? If you abandon me here, I swear, I'll come back to haunt you.
Lloyd (sweat drops) ... I just had a sudden, violent urge to abandon you. -Tales Of Symphonia

I'm not sure about 'friend,' but we do have an awkward bond of sorts. ~Jade~ Tales of the Abyss

Having this many suicidal people around is really getting on my nerves. ~Jade~ Tales of the Abyss

And my other goal is to make you youngsters crazy before I reach 40. ~Jade~ Tales of the Abyss

Don't worry, the worst that could happen is we all die. ~Jade~ Tales of the Abyss

I hate teaching. I don’t take apprentices. I don’t impart knowledge. ~Jade~ Tales of the Abyss

No, no. I've been frail since birth fake coughs. ~Jade~ Tales of the Abyss

Oh don't be fooled. I'm actually crying inside, racked with guilt. ~Jade~ Tales of the Abyss

If you look up "villain" in the dictionary, I bet you'll see Jade's face next to it. -Guy- Tales of the Abyss

Now, who do you think you are? Just you wait! I'm putting this down in my revenge journal! ~Dist~ Tales of the Abyss

It's Rose, dammit! R-O-S-E, Rose! ~Dist~ Tales of the Abyss

Peony: I suppose I could lend you this sword if those three cute girls beg.

Natalia: That's a fine case of sexual harassment!

Peony: Okay, then the guys will do it, too. Go ahead, Luke.

Luke: Me!? (sighs) Please lend us the sword.

Peony: Next.

Guy: With all due respect, Your majesty, We woul like to borrow this sword.

Peony: Next.

Anise: Emperor Peony, you're so handsome~ Can we pleease borrow the sword?~ Pretty please, with sugar on top?~

Peony: Haha, great, great! Just wait until you're six years older and i'll date you any time!

Luke: Woah, he sure changes quick...

Natalia: (teeth clenched) Please lend us the sword.

Peony: Oooh, that icy smile! Yes!

(Everyone looks at Tear)

Tear: M-me too? ... Your majesty, if it's okay, we would like to borrow this sword...

Peony: Oh, that hint of naivete! Yeah...

Jade: Your majesty--

Peony: Shut up. Don't beg; I'll puke.

Jade: Now, now, Your Majsty; Please allow me to make my most sincere of requests.

Peony: No. Leave.

Jade: Oh, how unfortunate... We'll be taking the sword, then.

All: ... (Tales of the Abyss Exchange)

Guy: Man, it's hot...Jade: Well, we are inside a volcano. The air seems to burn my throat and lungs with every breath.Luke: Then how come you look so comfortable?Jade: Oh, not at all. I'm so hot, I could just die.Guy: ...You really know how to get on people's nerves. (Tales of the Abyss Exchange)

Theatre:

"Out damned spot!!"-Lady Macbeth- Macbeth Act 5 Scene 1 Line 35

"Was there ever a story of more woe then that of Juliet and her Romeo?"-Prince-Last line

"A horse, a horse!! My country for a horse!!" Richard- Richard III

Miscellaneous:

'Què serà, serà' ~What will be, will be

Nothing's impossible...improbable, perhaps. Even unlikely, but no never impossible.-?

"It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...then it's freaking hilarious"-t-shirt

"Out of my mind-Back in 5 Minutes" T-shirt

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

I'm smiling because you've all finally managed to drive me insane.

Please don't make me angry. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

The voices in my head don't like you.

The voices may not be real, but they have some good ideas.

I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy it!

Embrace the madness.

I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends wouldn't talk to me.

I'm not paraniod . . . but everyone else thinks I am.

I am proud of my weirdness and the insanity that dwells within.

My mind not only wanders . . . . sometimes it never comes back.

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!

People like you are why I need medicine.

One by one the penguins steal my sanity.

I used to have a split personality problem. Don't worry; we're okay now.

EVIL OVERLORD'S PARTIAL LIST OF GUIDELINES

# The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

# All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

# Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

# I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

# Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access. ((It works))

# I will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me -- I'll do it myself.

Pass the Following

For anyone who wants to see Janitor in KH3, copy and past this in your profile. Like Janitor would say to JD when offering him a bug to eat, "Go ahead, do it. I dare ya." Get enough people and maybe...eh, who am I fooling, it'll never happen. Do it anyway. I dare ya.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, Moonshine's Guide

If you think the Horned King should be a villain in Kingdom Hearts 3, copy and paste this to your profile. If you don't know who he is watch the movie, The Black Cauldron. Yes I know the movie sucked but you gotta give it credit for a great villain.

If you think Mozenrath should be in Kingdom Hearts 3 copy and paste this to your profile. He was the most popular villain in the Aladdin tv series.

If you think Captain Gantu should be in Kingdom Hearts 3, copy and paste this to your profile. Hey, Stitch has been seen in KH 2 so Gantu could be a partner for Pete. Right?

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it inyour profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Moonshine's Guide

Help me spread the greatness of YAOI! Put this in your profile if you're a Yaoi fangirl or you love AkuRoku, Zemyx, or Soriku!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

"You know what 'fine' stands for, don't you?
Freaked out... Insecure... Neurotic... and Emotional"