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Really Funny Quotes That made me laugh!
“I can’t take care of Renzo looking like a Play Boy Easter bunny!” -Masami (A Wish That Will Never Come True)
“You’re not worth my time,” I thought to myself! Even if I did tell you, you’d probably whine about how you wanted Ichigo to say it! Which of cores lead me to the assumption that you were gay…” -Older Masami XD (One Thousand Unspoken Words)
"Oh shit no!"- Masami again! (A Heart’s Gracious Desire)
"GAAH!!" Let go you stranger! HELP! HEEELP! I'M BEING RA-" -Will, (The Fiend’s Way to Get Home)
“Boneless Banana, twenty nine cents a pound.” -Airix (Monkey Business)
“Oh yeah… it’s Sophia time! And this time, I’ma kick your ass! I’m wiser stronger and hungrier!” -Sophia (Yo-Yos)
“I’m going to set the world on fire! Just you wait!”-Miyoko (Don’t go, Please stay)
“HEY! ONE OF YA’ SKITTLES! COME SERVE ME!” -Nanako (Her Wish Will Come True)
“OMG”- XD Toffee (For The Future Of The Earth, Mew Toffee Will Protect!)
“Do you ever shut up?”- Kei (Bleach: Tsunami Of The Soul Society)
And more!
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Magic Wand
A young girl of fourteen years old named Reana is just an ordinary girl trying to survive high school. One day, Reana starts having outlandish visualizations. In these visualizations is a creature that is menacing. The creature’s name is the Wickedness. The Wickedness is as big as a whale. It glides in mid air, annihilating anything it comes into contact with. Reana thinks that her visions are just nightmares. Reana is dumbfounded once her vision’s start coming to life. And she is the only one capable of stopping them before they happen. With the help of two guardians and a newly obtained Magic Wand, Reana must travel the dimensions and find the other Summoners of the Magic Wand and defeat the Wickedness… before it is too late.
The Gale Onslaughta
A cold war has left Demintia Soule in a heart broken predicament. She is sick of the discrimination against not only vampires, but every other being that is not of a holy benevolencey. She is also tired of the Goddesses fighting over the whereabouts of the sword, “The Gale Onslaughta,” that Goddess Hikaru left in the world before her untimely death. Though Demintia isn’t too thrilled about violence, this vampire is about to take action against the world. Accompanied with her best friend Kuro who is a vampire, a Witch named Lorelei, The Princess of Angels, Liami, and a Mermaid outlaw named Neolani, Demintia hopes to find this sword once and for all, and break the chain of death tangling around the world of Ashanti forever.
Have No Fear! Lady Romantica Is Here!
Aurelia is an ordinary Latina detective who is challenged with the job of stopping a Crystal Meth shipment before it happens. She lives in California, and has a daughter. Turns out, the Crystal Meth shipment was actually an ambush for the goons to acquire more test subjects for a new designer drug named Tyrus Mortis, which roughly translates to purple death in Latin. Aurelia is then injected with a purple like substance, then is thrown in a cell with a guy named Valentino. Valentino then tells the out raged brunette that Tyrus Mortis is a drug that once injected, is a ninety-eight percent chance that you will die after three days. The other two percent? You will experience a short burst of un-worldly powers. And Aurelia was injected with a new prototype; one that will give her un-worldly powers forever. After three days pass, Valentino offers the Latina a chance to run away with him. As romantic as it seems, Aurelia ponders the fact of how they are going to get out. Valentino displays unworldly strength that baffles Aurelia. Aurelia will soon find herself even more confused when she finds out she has the power over the four elements of the earth. Once the duo escapes, they find themselves in Tokyo. There, they train to become the saviors of the world. What will happen when the world is soon threatened by the very essence of life itself? Who will stop the new designer drug? Will romance blossom? Or will hearts become broken? Have no fear! Lady Romantica is here!
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98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile
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Choose twelve of your original characters, in any particular order. Then, answer the questions that follow, but DON'T LOOK AT THE QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU PICK THE CHARACTERS!
1. Demintia (Original Work) The Gale Onslaughta
2. Airxi (Kingdom Hearts)
3. Reana (Original Work) Magic Wand
4. Lorelei (Original Work) The Gale Onslaughta
5. Masami (Tokyo Mew Mew)
6. Neolani (Original Work) The Gale Onslaughta
7. Kuro (Original Work) The Gale Onslaughta
8. Liami (Original Work) The Gale Onslaughta
9. Miyoko (Naruto)
10. Dawn (Full Metal Alchemist)
11. Twila (Full Metal Alchemist)
12. Azumi (XS)
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? Wow…that is a pretty good question. No wait. Twila. Twila is an Alchemist, and knows more about the moon then I do. Neolani is a mermaid. I doubt she knows anything about anything.
2. Do you think #2 is hot? How hot? Whoa… what kind of question is that? Uh, no homo, but Airxi looks pretty good. I guess. Wow…awkward…
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? Azumi is a thief, so it would probably be a mission to steal something. It will not succeed because Liami will not do it. Liami is an angel. Liami doesn’t believe in sin. Then Azumi would probably yell at Liami, but Liami will just stand there and take it! XD
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book? Miyoko’s favorite book? It would probably be Flame Demon. Miyoko loves fire :)
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around? IT WOULD NOT MAKE SENSE IF AIRXI CURSED OUT NEOLANI! Neolani is a stoic character, and Airxi acts like a kid! Though Airxi can have bad mood swings. Eh. It just doesn’t compute!
6. For whatever reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should 5 share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10? Oh good question!! If Masami was looking for a roommate, she’d probably pick Dawn. Dawn is always cheerful. But she might get on Masami’s nerves. But… Miyoko is a pyro maniac! Yeah, Masami would go with Dawn.
7. 2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? Hmm… that is an unlikely trio. They would most likely end up going to MC Donald’s or something! XD Airxi would insist upon it. Twila wouldn’t talk at all, Kuro would start thinking about the next time he sees some guy, and Airxi would jump up and down in excitement, scaring the kids!
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens? Oh!! Reana possesses a magic wand, and has control over time. She is the goddess of time itself. Dawn is an Alchemist, and works with the sun. Reana would unforgivably freeze Dawn in her own transmutation circle, and then cast multiple spells on her. It is as simple as that!
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would 8 get it back? Liami is a princess and Angel. Demintia is a vampire. Liami would shoot Demintia with one of her sacred arrows and be done with it. They are really good friends!
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
"My revenge is super sweet!"
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
They already work together! Well actually, Lorelei secretly hates Demintia because Lorelei likes Demintia’s boyfriends. And no matter how hard she tries, Kuro will never feel the same way.
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Oh god. I would be scared to sleep at night. Kuro is a vampire! And he has this sort of stoic air about him. Gah! We would not get along. I’m spontaneous. One of us would probably be dead by the end of the weekend.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
I wouldn’t mind if Reana could transport me back in time…
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw anything regarding 11?
No. I rarely tell anyone about Twila.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Masami! Lorelei is just…. Senseless.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
"Sunberry Burst!"
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
"Extraordinary" By Mandy More.
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Demintia backs out of it, while Azumi and Lorelei fight to the death. Azumi will get it though.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
That is so wrong. But if it was a friendly conversation then, “Hi! Want to try some boneless banana with me?”
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Beating the living hell out of some noob for calling her a play boy Easter bunny.
21. What is 6's secret?
Neolani secretly plots to destroy her former best friend. She wants to murder this bitch. Seriously.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Miyoko is not a good runner, but she could use her chakra to give her a boast. Twila couldn’t run that fast with her long coat of hers.
23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? Good question. Kuro. He is a bad ass vampire boy. But Liami is an angel. They are both good!
24. 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic? “A crazy whore’s conquest of unjust love, accompanied by the absolute pwnage of a Vampire and Ninja”
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