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Author has written 29 stories for Harry Potter, Book X-overs, X-overs, and Fullmetal Alchemist. (Updated August 15, 2009) Reality: My friend asked me what was the Meaning of Life. I told him it was a trick question. Life, in and of itself, has no meaning. It's like asking what is the meaning of blue. It's a color. It has no meaning. but we can give it meaning. Like blue means sad. The same with life. It's up to each of us to give meaning to our own lives. Unreality: My friend refused to accept my answer. He claimed his life had meaning regardless of whether on not he did anything. He didn't like my reply that if you don't do anything, then your life doesn't mean much. This is why I have so few friends. Age: I'm at the stage where if the women can't find me handsome, at least they'll find me handy. Maturity level: Mostly nil, but I've learned to behave if I want pizza. Favorite Quote: (for now): "42 of all statistics are made up." - Steven Wright Favorite Joke (for now): A man stops a boy on the street and asks the way to the Post Office. The boy tells him how to get there. The man then tell the boy, "by the way, I'm the new pastor. If you come to church on Sunday, I'll tell you how to get to Heaven." The boy replies, "Are you joking? You can't even find the Post Office." Current Projects: Currently posting my crossover of Harry Potter and Edward Elric. That gives me more time to try and polish Draco Malfoy and the Goblet of Fire. Also thinking of a variation one the three witches story. I was thinking of three Wizards: Harry Potter (The Chosen One) (I thought I was done with all of this?); Young Dracula (The Chosen One) (I don't even want to be a vampire. I just want a normal childhood.); and Artemis Fowl (The Chosen One)(What was I chosen for? You have one minute to answer or Butler will have to break your other leg.) | |||||||||
1. Harry Potter and The Fullmetal Alchemist » reviewsAnother Edward Elric meets Harry Potter fanfic. Actually, Ed meets the Wizengamot. Something to do with murder and using the Dark Arts.Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,763 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 9-20-09 - Published: 8-11-09 - Complete2. Draco Malfoy and the Prisoner of Azkaban » reviewsAnger is most dangerous when given a direction.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,137 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 2-1-09 - Published: 8-24-08 - Draco M. - Complete3. You're Not The Boss Of Me Now » reviewsMalcolm at Hogwarts, Book 5. If one Malcolm is good, then two would be better. Right? Warning: Contains Spiderwick spoilers. Complete with Deleted Scenes, Alternate Ending, Bibliography and Space Vikings.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,706 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 2-25-08 - Published: 2-1-08 - Complete4. Draco Malfoy and the Chamber of Secrets » reviewsFear is nothing more than anger that can not find a direction.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,835 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 12-16-07 - Published: 9-2-07 - Complete5. Draco Malfoy and the Philosophers Stone » reviewsThat's why they're afraid of you, Draco. You're the Boy Who Lived.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,224 - Reviews: 140 - Updated: 3-18-07 - Published: 11-11-06 - Complete6. Could You Repeat The Question » reviewsMalcolm is an American. Malcolm is going to Hogwarts. He is now in his fourth year. And after all this time, no one really likes him. Malcolm blames Dewey.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 127,435 - Reviews: 174 - Updated: 12-7-05 - Published: 10-31-05 - Complete7. The Three Witches » reviewsWhen shall we three meet again? I'm free on Tuesday. Can't. I have double potions then. How about Friday? I've been grounded by Miss Hardbroom. Make it late Friday so I can sneak out.X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,730 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 6-13-05 - Published: 6-1-05 - Complete8. Harry, er, Malcolm and the Sorcerer's Stone » reviewsInstead of the Dursleys, Baby Harry is sent to live with his American Half-Uncle, Hal. (HP-MITM Crossover) A completed story with bonus chapter.X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,720 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 1-6-05 - Published: 12-11-04 - Complete9. Plantagenet » reviewsHarry found the boy by falling on him. He remembers the blood. Professor McGonagall recognized the boy, even with Harry next to him. His presence would change the future more than anyone could imagine. A completed story.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 229,909 - Reviews: 197 - Updated: 9-19-04 - Published: 6-6-04 - Complete10. All The World's a Stage reviewsThis story is only a story. It has magic in it to make it interesting, but in the end it is about resolution. Perhaps a better title would have been 'Fathers and Sons." Then again, perhaps not.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-5-0411. Traveler Stone: Traveling in Pairs » reviewsHarry Potter and Draco Malfoy disappear to be replaced by Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. It becomes quickly obvious that the author has run out of ideas for a plot, but at least he finished the story.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,132 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 12-25-03 - Published: 12-23-0312. Harry and Malcolm: Together Again » reviewsDewey is an American. Dewey is Ten. Dewey is going to Hogwarts because he is also Eleven. And it's all Malcolm's fault. A completed story of Malcolm's third year.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 134,712 - Reviews: 297 - Updated: 10-24-03 - Published: 9-16-03 - Complete13. Chamber of Secrets: The True Story reviewsIt couldn't remain a secret forever. Harry Potter did not tell the truth about what happened between him and Tom Riddle. The Basilisk was killed byHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 5-10-0314. Malcolm Of The Rings » reviewsLOTR/MITM Malcolm awakens in Mirkwood Forest and quickly releases he is in trouble, because Reese and Dewey are with him. Middle Earth will never be the same again.X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,228 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 3-17-03 - Published: 3-4-0315. They Only Come Out At NIght » reviewsHarry survives an attack with the help of a vampire. Does dying count as survival?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,158 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 2-18-03 - Published: 3-31-0216. Oh, Brave New World » reviewsCome Traveler, to another plane and learn what might have been.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,362 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 12-24-02 - Published: 12-17-02 - Complete17. A Christmas At Callahan's reviewsCallahan'sHarry Potter All types of people come in here, with all types of problems. That night, however, was the night the kid walked inBook X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-19-0218. THE WAY OF THE RING » reviewsHP/LOTR - (I said I could do a better story, they made me try.) Lord Voldemort has called forth a wraith with its weapon of terror. (A completed story, with appendices.)Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,622 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 9-6-02 - Published: 8-16-02 - Complete19. LIFE IS UNFAIR » reviewsA pleasant romp through Middle Earth with Frodo and Sam as they . . . Sorry, wrong story . . . Malcolm has gone back to Hogwarts for his second year . . . Wait . . . Yeah. that's right. Completed Storey (plus deleted scenes)Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,240 - Reviews: 243 - Updated: 8-17-02 - Published: 7-19-02 - Complete20. The Journey reviewsMy brother goes to the best school of magic in the world. I wasn't as lucky.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-17-0221. Philip Marlowe Doesn't Live Here Anymore reviewsI didn't like this story, but a good friend did. She asked me to repost it, to see what reaction it gets. This was my attempt at Literary Noir.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-22-0222. Johnny and the Wizard » reviewsCrossover: HP/Johnny Maxwell (Terry Prachett, Johnny and the Bomb) With Time Travel, anything you do in the past, changes the present. For example, Johnny now goes to a new school, Hogwarts, and he doesn't like it.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,594 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-16-02 - Published: 5-12-0223. Hogwarts In The Middle » reviewsMalcolm is eleven. He is an American. He is on vacation in London with his family. His brother has found two train tickets, and is now looking for Platform 9 3/4. Only Reese would be that stupid. (a completed story)Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,347 - Reviews: 193 - Updated: 4-14-02 - Published: 3-27-02 - Complete24. A Purrfect Life reviewsThere is one character that doesn't get talked about very much. Everyone talks about Scabbers and Snuffles, but no one remembers the cat.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-23-0225. The New Year reviewsThis story was written as a challenge to try to write something original based on well used story lines. In this story, Harry' parents are not dead. Harry also has a sister. It may not be that original, but hopefully you will be enjoy it.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-24-0226. Playing With Magic » reviewsA young Irish lad is told that Hogwarts will be an adventure. He gets more than he bargained for in the first two weeks at school. (Complete Story) Check out the footnotes in Chapter Nine to find out how to say "Go to ...." in Gaelic.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,848 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-26-01 - Published: 12-15-01 - Complete27. The Traveler Stone » reviewsA Tale of what might have been, as seen from both sides. Chapter 9 postedHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,217 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 9-30-01 - Published: 9-20-0128. LEAVE IT TO WEASEL reviewsSorry to all you Brits. The Americanization of Harry Potter is now complete. Read it and Weep.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 0 - Words: 8,676 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 9-25-01 - Complete29. The Magic Life of Walter Mitty reviewsStand aside Harry Potter, Quake in fear You-Know_Who. The most powerful wizard in the world is here. If he would only pay attention.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-16-01
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