I mostly dabble in HP, but I've been around Maximum Ride and Vampire Knight some. A while ago. A lone while. Okay just ignore what's not HP on my favorites and alerts because that's all old. Like years, man. =.= --attempting to retain attentiveness long enough to delete the unneeded--

I think this will explain me better than I ever will myself, sadly.

--YOU ARE--

Name: As unsatisfyingly mundane as it is, I’m still unwilling to give it out. –crowd boos- ToT
Single or taken: Single. Not gonna change for a while. Don’t be too disappointed, it’s okay.
Gender: Double x chromos
Birthday: March
Sign: Aries (what with the goddess of War and all –smirks-)

--APPERANCE--

Hair colour: You see, you can all go into depth and be like ‘my hair is the color of strawberries in the spring when it’s lightly misting, and kinda foggyandthesunhitsitjustrightontheleftside-‘ wait, what the fuck? Yeah, right, well my hair’s dark brown…
Eye colour: Also dark brown. Height: 5’ 4’’ and under construction.
Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Right… Such a toughie; I’m gonna go ahead and say straight.

--FASHION STUFF--

Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes?: My god, when was the last time I went shopping? There’s no where is specific that I target really. If I like it, I call dibs. Favourite designer?: -snorts- The hell kinda question is that?
What is your sexiest outfit?: My Freddy Kreuger suit.
What is your most comfortable outfit?: Hnn… My black jeans, and my Rockett pullover. :) Makes me smile. What do you usually wear?: I’m a big fan of tights. :) Striped, (MY FAVORITE IS CHECKERED!!), plain ones with fishnets over them. And tutus… Leg warmers. On my lazy days I throw on boarder shorts and a pullover. And black really in general. –frowns- I don’t own much color really.

--WHAT ABOUT --

What kind of shampoo do you use?: Haha, I switch everytime I run out. Currently… It’s that purple Herbal Essence one for a ‘tousled look’ or something. Smells nice.
What are you listening to right now: Dirty and Left Out – The Almost. Who is the last person that called you?: Ew. I can’t even remember since I hate talking on the phone. Me: Wait what’d you say? Someone: I’m at MCDONALDS! Me:… Repeat reapeat that one more time. How many buddies are online right now?: … ‘Buddies’?

--FAVORITES--

Food: I. Like. Eggs.
Girls names: Lets see… Constantine (A guy name, but you know what? Girl to me.) I reeeeally like Inertia and then a nickname for Inertia – Earth.
Boy’s names: Cayte (Sate) That’s all I have really, but here are some nicknames I really like: Graves, Bishop… Etc.?
Subjects in school: I hate science… History and Language Arts. T’would be Art if my teacher didn’t completely fail at life.
Animals: Lynx for sure, wolf, wombats, and I like CATS.

--HAVE YOU EVER—

Given anyone a bath?: Yeah, Totoro is a lovely dog, but he always struggles… >_>
Smoked?: Hah, no thanks.
Bungee jumped?: I shall try it!
Made yourself throw up?: Couldn’t if I wanted to.
Skinny dipped?: Funnily enough, I think I can go through life without that.
Ever been in love?: -snorts-
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Hnn… Never thought of that. Too much pride. –nods-
Pictured your crush naked?: -twitch- No, thank you. Actually seen your crush naked?: No.
Cried when someone died?: Sorry, I don’t know anyone that died. Closest I’ve come is books. -.- ‘
Lied: No shit.
Fallen for your best friend?: Never had a male best friend… So, I’ll go ahead and say no.
Rejected someone?: If I have, I don’t remember. ._. Used someone?: Of course. O_o
Done something you regret?: Screw no regrets. I have a ton.

--WHAT--

Clothes: WHAT DO I EVEN PUT HERE?! Umm… Black?
Music: Music is my life. Coincidentally, I listen to A LOT of it. So I really have no preference. I have a ‘hell no’ zone? In this zone are r&b, rap, I FRIGGIN HATE DISNEY SINGERS, and electro, or whatever those songs are.
Smell: The most lovely scent of all is one so fleeting, it’s nearly unfathomable to dream of describing it.
Desktop picture: http://iumazark.deviantart.com/art/FEM-ZZzz-98913672
CD in player: My own mix.
DVD in player: Becoming Jane –content sigh/sniffle-

--LAST PERSON--

You touched: My sister
You hugged: Way too long ago to rememeber. Not that’s it’s been weeks or something. XD
You IMed: K about… half a year ago. -.-
You yelled at: I don’t yell a lot. I do get pissed fairly often. –cougheverdaycough- I do wish I didn’t… Probably my cousin.
You kissed: My mom in like 3rd grade. XD

--ARE YOU--

Understanding: I always try to see everything from every point of view.
Open-minded: Eh… Really it depends on the situation, I suppose…
Arrogant: -smirks- Of my amazingtasticle, worship-worthy self? Not once in my life.
Insecure: Yes.
Random: Well… I say what’s on my mind. (which drifts ever yonce in a while)
Hungry: Nah.
Smart: Ignore that there is such existing things as science, and yeah, sure. Somewhat bove average I suppose.
Moody: Dear Lord, you have no idea.
Hard working: I wish.
Organized: Other people wish.
Healthy: Hah, no. The closest to healthy I am is my vegetarianism. And I go running everyonce in a while. Otherwise I’m here or playing video games. A pitiful existence. –nods-
Shy: -nods again solemnly- Unfortunate really…
Difficult: And I so wish I wasn’t sometimes.
Bored easily: YES! Which not only sucks for me, but the whole WORLD, because then I bother them about it.
Obsessed: Oh, yes, I’d certainly say so. –smiles-
Angry: Usually.
Sad: Depends on your definition I suppose.
Happy: Not often enough.
Hyper: Nah.
Trusting: Hardly.

--WHO DO YOU WANT TO--

Kill: The whole world would take kinda long to list wouldn’t it… Well, let’s start with my cousin
Slap?: My mom. :) I’m a lovely child. Really.
Get really wasted with?: Aforementioned cousin.
Get high with: Haha, probably my insane uncle. Maybe not. I dunno.
Talk to offline: Andrea… My sister… My cousin.
Talk to online: Hersh and Twi.
Sex it up with: Whoa, there. Okay. That’s enough of that, I’d say.

--RANDOM--

In the morning I: Am sleeping. Maybe you should ask about the afternoon.
Love is: A Disneyhood deception readily accepted into society in hope for something more than what the world is made of (violence and quickies). The same reason we have fiction.
I dream about: Flying. Screaming without sound. Blankness.
Sexual preference: Haven’t we gone over this?
What do you notice first in the opposite sex you're into: Stance, body language, how comfortable they are with themselves.

--WHICH IS BETTER--

Coke or Pepsi: COKE. Someone before me put Pepsi. They may be insane.
Flowers or candy: HOW DO FLOWERS COMPARE TO CANDY!?
Tall or short: Short?

--WHO--

Makes you laugh the most: My sister.
Makes you smile: Andrea?
Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Funny feeling? This guy makes me wanna puke when he passes by because he smells eternally gross…?

--DO YOU EVER--

Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: It’s not much, but I do have more of a life than that. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Desperately. Wish you were younger: Everyday.
Cry because someone said something to you?: As in the past? No.

--NUMBER--

Of times I've had my heart broken: Between the cracks and full fault lines, I can’t tell anymore.
Of hearts I have broken: Prolly none.
Of guys I've kissed: None, thanks.
Of girls I've kissed: -twitch- I think I’ll keep that number none.
Of CD's I own: A lottttt. I feel so old school. TwT
Of scars on my body: Many. They don’t go away. They never do.

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
AND ...
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HISterectomy.

Ever notice how all of women's problems are caused by males?

6 reasons not to mess with children.

1) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow
a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was
very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

2) A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children
while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see
each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked
what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl
replied, "They will in a minute."

3) A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with
her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy
Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to
treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family)
answered, "Thou shall not kill."

4) The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying
to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown
up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael,
He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher, she's dead."

5) A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood
on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would
turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

6)The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic
elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large
pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table
was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the
apples.

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard was not what I meant.

I walk the line between brilliance and insanity.

"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and have people wonder how in the heck you did that."

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T LIKE TO CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm DANISH so I MUST be racist