いらっしゃい～

Welcome to the profile of Tyem Marodyor

Here I am! I fell off the side of the Earth, but I’ve crawled back up, using my magical rope!! :D

Okay, so I know I’ve been horrible by ignoring all my stories, and not updating and basically just drifting around, browsing fanfiction, reading Animal Crossing forums… But I’m trying to make a comeback!

So heyyy~ :D

Name: Tyem. Or anything. I like nicknames. I have none. ;D

Age: 16

Birthday: 28th December

Location: Brisbane, Australia.

About Me:
I like reading, and writing
I’m of average height, and I have brown eyes
I’ve got brown hair with blonde foils
I wear glasses
I love to have long fingernails
I think everything’s yummy, even if it’s not food
I’m a nerd, really, but lately I’ve been enjoying falling behind in my schoolwork ;D
I’m left-handed
I can compare almost any situation to a Simpsons/Family Guy episode
I’m a complete perfectionist

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Favourite books: The Harry Potter series, The Clique Novels, The Moth Diaries, Anastasia: The Last Grand Duchess, the Will Buster trilogy, Winkie, all of Diana Wynne Jones’ Chrestomanci series, Pincus Corbett's Strange Adventure, Coraline, Christine, Carrie, Anna Karenina, the Gossip Girl series, the It Girl series, Shannon Hale’s books, A Series of Unfortunate Events series, The Laws of Magic series, The Luxe series…

Favourite mangas: Pixie Pop, The Dreaming, Ouran High School Host Club, Gintama, Hollow Fields.

Favourite movies: All the Harry Potter ones, Rat Race, Love Actually, Zoolander, Christine, Carrie, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Shining, Ring, One Missed Call, Disturbia, Matilda, Groundhog Day, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, Anastasia.

Favourite TV shows: The Simpsons, Family Guy, My Family, The IT Crowd, Little Britain, Summer Heights High, We Can Be Heroes, Carnivalé, The Vicar of Dibley, Futurama, The Chaser's War On Everything, Corner Gas, American Gothic, Midsomer Murders, The Inspector Lynley Mysteries, Atomic Betty, Black Hole High, Help! I'm A Teenage Outlaw, Sesame Street, Happy Tree Friends, Untalkative Bunny.
I also love the Sailor Moon Abridged (SMA) series on YouTube by Megami33. Even though that's not exactly a TV show...

Favourite animes: Ouran High School Host Club, Gintama.

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Harry Potter

My all-time favourite characters have to be James and Lily. I adore them~ And I also love writing about them. If you couldn’t tell from the fact that all my stories are JP/LE. ;D

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Stupid Things My Friends and I Say.

“If you are in a room that has a data projector, and there is a burning smell coming from the computer in the cupboard, please contact Computer Support immediately. There may be a problem.” - An announcement at Nikki’s school after they had a power cut.

“And I could see straight into his window, he was like doing push-ups or something...at least I hope they were push-ups...” - Nessa, who could see into Tyson's bedroom. We could not stop laughing for ten minutes after she said this...It still makes me laugh now. :D

“First, you put it in the middle of the fire...” said Phillippa, telling me the best way to cook marshmallows. “I don't have a fire,” I objected. “GET ONE,” said Phillippa angrily.

“Talking is anti-social.” - My old SOSE teacher actually said this.

“It looks like a teddy bear, trying to eat a dog.” – Me, cloud gazing.

“The human population is purple.” – My friend Mickey, who doesn’t speak English so well.

(A car goes by with really small writing on it.) “Make your writing bigger! Think of the blind people…” – Me.

“Interactive Ken doll, now in life-size!” – It’s kinda like the interactive Skipper doll, but something else changes size… Yeah, maybe we should stop there.

“Universe…What’s up, dude?” – Mickey. This isn’t what she actually said, but it’s funny anyway.

“Why does he have the fridge on with the window open?” – Mickey meant to say ‘air-conditioning’.

“I got a certificate for AFL today,” Nikki told me one day on the phone. “What? What the hell is ASL? American as a Second Language? SINCE WHEN DO YOU TAKE AMERICAN AS A SECOND LANGUAGE?!” I cried, misunderstanding her.

“Oh, here are some manila folders I found. They fell out of a box.” – My Uncle Michael, stealing from his workplace.

“I’ll have the Swiss cheddar cheese,” said a customer one day at Subway. “Um, okay. Excuse me while I go breed them,” my brother said to him.

“Wow, your messy’s writing.” – Emma.

“Look, Emma, you don’t smell.” – Me, after Emma wouldn’t stop spraying deodorant.

“You're just gonna walk in, then you'll be up here, and it'll just be bang, bang, bang!” – Mr Smith a.k.a. ‘Brian’, our English student teacher.

“So you went to Africa…with Maddie…on a sleigh.” – My Japanese teacher, translating my classmate’s extremely strange sentence.

“Just because they come from another country, does not make them Swedish!” – Me to Nikki, because she thought that these people were Swedish because they weren’t Australian.

“It's from 1976–” said Nikki. I immediately interrupted her with the statement of “I have a BEAR!”

“I am invisible! You can't hear me!!” Me to Nikki.

“My eyebrow's twitching.” Me to Chook. We'd run out of conversation.

“Hermione Granger...” I said, writing her name down as I was talking on the phone to Chook. “Smells like cheese!” cried Nikki.

“Ew, I got Promite on my finger ... OW!” said my brother, as he made himself some sandwiches. “Did you just try to scrape it off your finger with the knife?” I asked, not looking up. “... No,” he replied slowly.

“You know when they say drop down low and go go go, I always thought that you crawl THROUGH the fire,” said Phillippa one day. “Good thing that I was never in a fire.”

“So I said to them, ‘I'll prove you wrong,’” I said, recounting the day I was told that left-handed people die earlier than right-handed people. “Killing them doesn't count,” replied my companion.

“I only got one question wrong,” Kerinya said, after marking her own math work. “And that was because I thought twenty-five minutes was a quarter of an hour.” “It is,” I said matter-of-factly, looking at it for a moment. “... Wait.”

"I know, I know - I put pink and blue together because I like bananas!" said Jenny one day in CEC.

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Harry Potter lines.

“I don’t need help,” Ron whispered. “It’s obvious what this means. There’s going to be loads of fog tonight.”

“Well, think back,” said Harry. “Have you ever let slip that you’d like to go out in public with the words ‘My Sweetheart’ around your neck?”

“And they’d love to have me,” said Harry sarcastically. “We’d be best pals if they didn’t keep trying to do me in.”

“…from now on, I don’t care if my tea leaves spell ‘die, Ron, die,’ I’m chucking them in the bin where they belong.”

“Ron,” said Hermione in a dignified voice, dipping the point of her quill into her inkpot, “you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet.”

A slightly stunned silence greeted the end of this speech, then Ron said, “One person can’t feel all that at once, they’d explode.”
“Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have,” said Hermione nastily.

“What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?”

“Hello, Harry,” said George, beaming at him. “We thought we heard your dulcet tones.”
“You don’t want to bottle up your anger like that, Harry, let it all out,” said Fred, also beaming. “There might be a couple of people fifty miles away who didn’t hear you.”

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If these 'copy & paste' thingies bore you, feel free to scroll right past them.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like “Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?” or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

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Okay, well, I guess this is good-bye. Have a looksies at my stories. Review. Go mental. Eat a sock. Whatever makes you happy makes me happy. :D