Hey I'm HRH Feline Queen aka Liz

to quote the esteemed Granny Weatherwax I ATEN'T DEAD

Full Name: do you actually care?

Age: 18

Star Sign: Taurus

Gender: well if you can't tell by now then there is nothing that can be said for obvious hints

Location: UK specifically Wales

Coelectichi 962641 is my cousin Heather/Heva who is about six months older than I and is amazing if odd.

I blame my grandad, he is completely barmy.

I'm a Reader but writers just don't write fast enough I thought fanfiction would quench my thirst but it hasn't more books need to be written.

I am writing stuff all the time but I'm not exactly continuing old stuff...I will post something new this year, I hope.

Favourite Reading material: Terry Pratchett's Discworld; The Chronicles of Narnia, Primeval, Good Omens, Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Twilight, Bandom, Merlin and Classic novels :)

I'm kinda insane about Quotes, if you have any let me know, I have over 2300 but I always want more

These are my fave latin quotes:

Aegri somnia - a sickman’s dreams

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem. - In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.

Aut viam inveniam aut faciam - I will either find a way, or make one

Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum. -When you have a good grip on their balls, their hearts and minds will follow

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? - Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?

Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum. - Screw you and the horse you rode in on

Illegitimi non carborundum - don’t let the bastards grind you down

Memento, te mortalem esse - remember thou art mortal

Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione. -I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.

Nunquam commoda homini lupinotuum pectinem crinalem - Never lend a werewolf your hairbrush

Nunquam lamiae morde me dice - Never say 'bite me' to a vampire.

Protestatem lateris atri nescitis - you don’t know the power of the dark side

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. - I think some people in togas are plotting against me.

Si hoc legare potes, nimis educatuses - if you can read this, you are over educated

Sodomy non sapiens - I’m buggered if I know

Tua toga suspina est. - Your toga is backwards.

Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant! - May barbarians invade your personal space!

Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant! - May conspirators assassinate you in the mall!

Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I am sticking around

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi, Drifting One, Come With Me, BlackenedNightshade, Meikouhaikitsune, Feline Queen

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favourite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write insert name is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely...well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favourite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours strait WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." If you're crazy you suddenly scream "TODAY IS THE DAY THE WORLD END'S!! in the middle of a class just to see how your classmates and teacher would react. Crazy is when you run backwards into a metal pole and knock yourself unconscious and then laugh about it once you realize you didn't get a severe concussion. Crazy is when you have a mental breakdown in the middle of the cafeteria at school, because one of your friends ripped page 74 of volume three of a manga that you lent them. Crazy is when you attack the friend after lunch in gym class that ripped page 74 of volume three of a manga you lent them and you have to be held back by four of your other friends so you don't become a murderer. Crazy is when you go to the local bookstore, find out that they have a new manga section, take all the manga off of the shelves and roll in them while singing "Hallelujah" and then you growl at the store clerks that try to tell you to stop and then bite the security guards when they come to take you away. Crazy is introducing yourself at christian camp as a retired werewolf and standing in a line with your two cousins talking about how long it's been since you last fed on human blood just to see how people react (that was an amusing Easter). Crazy is actually listening to your insane cousin and following her waist deep into the freezing north sea in EASTER! and then doing it again the next year!!

Copy this onto your profile if you're crazy and add something crazy you've done to the list!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that put me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I might be able to walk again.I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I don't want the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to see the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is alos a woman. I am the domestic-abuse survivor who has no supprt system because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soo as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Homophobia is wrong. Please post this if you agree. Don't be afraid to tell people.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

Thanks to all my Reviewers...Ta

Disclaimer: anything you don't recognise I own but I would love to own all the characters that I use but unfortunately for me I don't

I am really proud of myself; I finished the latest Harry Potter in under 2 hours. This one was really written for a film and JK may be sorry to hear this but I way prefer fanfiction for example Harry and Ginny? so cliche. I don't care whether she wrote the books or not, she could have gone for a less obvious plot line.