I doubt you really want to know about me, but I'm going to PR myself anyway.

I have legendary temper problems that rival Hitler's. Except I don't do concentration camps.

My height is a very sensitive subject. Which results in plenty of broken noses, swollen eyes and scars. Mental, emotional and physical.

Age is a privacy issue. But I'll tell you this: I'm still cooking up ways to rebel against my parents.

I was, I am and I will always be 'A Parent's Nightmare'. Worldwide Parenting books have listed me as a potentially dangerous enemy and I have an evil celebrity status.

I have a very cynical and negative attitide. Don't call me if you need cheering up, I'll drive you to the point of suicide.

Hell has a special reserved suite in my name with complements from Satan himself. I'm his adopted-spawn-in-training. He says I don't need training.

Those were all of my plus points. Some of faults would be that:

I have a thing for the a) helpless species of the animal kingdom,

b) geriatric species of the human kingdom and

c) my niece.

Yeesh. I get these unwanted pangs of sympathy when I see mistreated or helpless people or animals. At this point my brain stops working, and those doing-what-is-right sentiments take over (grimaces and shakes head in despair). My niece is neither helpless nor mistreated but she's the only kid I can tolerate.

I supposedly give good advice. I don't know how my friends come to this conclusion. My lawyer has warned me against this.

I read J.K. Rowling, Melissa Nathan, Nora Roberts, Laurell K. Hamilton, Janet Evanovich, basically anything that's fiction. And if it has blood and gore, even better. I also love reading up on ancient mythologies, Greek, Roman, Norse etc. I liked how Cleopatra charmed Julius Caesar and Mark Antony but I don't think her death deserved so many paintings and depictions.

I'm a big fan of H/G ships. Also Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks and R/Hr. I like the occasional D/G, it's very Romeo and Juliet-ish. But I can't imagine H/Hr together. It feels very unnatural. No offence to H/Hr fans out there.

I like that Anita Blake has a harem of men. It's different and new. And I'll scream like a fan-girl for Asher.

Total Babe. Reading Cupcake fics goes against my natural instincts. Like not breathing.