Hmmm... another profile to fill out. I'm a broke ass college student, working on my novels and hoping to self publish sometime in the near future. I use fan fiction as a way to keep my mind limber and my fingers all quick-like on the keyboard. Kind of like running a few laps before the big marathon.

Right now I have one completed fic up, called "Here Goes Nothing". It was originally called, "My Beta and I can't come up with titles for shit, so here goes nothing." But that was far too long. And apparently I've chosen all the cliche topics; Bender/Claire lovechild shows up and blackmails her dad for a job in lieu of sueing for backed child support. Oh well. Give it a read anyway. =p

I like reading Harry Potter books and memorizing every little fact. I make 10 year olds cry at trivia contests. (Not really, I just win shirts and crap, but that doesn't sound so cool.) I read all the time, constantly bothering my employers. I like most movies, being a movie geek as well. I'm also a musician. I'm recording stuff to put up on my myspace page, which means I will be pimping myself out soon.

My pet peeves include the sound of ice being scraped, my little brother saying 'Uh huh', not being able to find cute shoes in my size, stupidity, and long profiles full of useless information.

Obligatory Status Report: (7.21.8) OMFG an update!

So... I've been working a lot on my original stories. gasp omg say it isn't so! So, I'm going to be querying agents soon. OMG scary!

Here Goes Nothing - Breakfast Club. Done. Go read it.

Cold As You - Breakfast Club. In progress. Sequel to Here Goes Nothing. Plot finished, mostly outlined, first few chapters written. I'm working very hard on the confrontation between the clubbers and the outsiders (Sarah and Taylor) over Taylor's big news. It's such a perfect set-up, such a beautiful scene in my mind, just waiting to be written. But of course, John is not nearly as observant as Allison, or myself, or my marvelous Beta, so it's taking me a bit longer than I wanted to get it written. I won't post it until I'm completely satisfied. Projected Completion: Autumn-ish.

I Will Follow You Into the Dark - Harry Potter. Done. Read. Now.

Heart of Stone - Harry Potter. In progress. Post Hogwarts. These was based on a crazy ass sex dream I had about Tom Riddle. So I took down all the notes, organized them into coherence, and decided to turn it into a fanfic. I moved halfway across the country a few months ago, and said notebook is in a box somewhere. As soon as I find it, I'm sure I'll work on it piece by piece. Projected Completion: Unknown.

Untitled AndyAllison - Breakfast Club. Chaptered. I've started writing certain scenes of this one, and have it mostly plotted out. However, all of the notes are in said missing notebook. Projected Completion: Unknown.

Untitiled Mandatory Monday Fic - Breakfast Club. Chaptered. The first chapter is awaiting Bender's section. However, the entire plot, notes, funny oneliners, and fluffy/erotic moments are all in missing notebook. It's got a green plastic cover. A manilla folder pocket right after that. 120 pages. If you happen to be trolling through my garage and see it, let me know. Projected Completion: Unknown.