Greetings, foolish mortal. Har har har.

Name: Macaroni

Gender: Female

Age: -264

Lives: Under your bed. So remember kiddies, the next time you try shoving all of your smelly clothes down here, don't pretend you don't know where all of your socks are disappearing too. Yum.

Hair color: Darker than yours.

Hair length: Shorter than yours.

Farthest I've been from my home: In your kitchen.

Fears: That lumpy beast you call "Mom".

Loves: That lovely "good morning" smell that always comes after you scramble out of your bed in the morning after realizing that your bus comes in 7 minutes, hopping around while looking for a pair of pants that matches those new socks that you got at Sears, and then thumping downstairs only to realize that Daylight Saving Time ended yesterday and you forgot to change your clocks, therefore meaning that you actually have an extra hour until your bus comes. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Lol. Hoping to squeeze a little drabble or something in soon.

And remember kiddies, DON'T DO DRUGS.

kthnxbai