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since: 08-17-06, id: 1116887, Profile Updated: 12-21-08
country: United States
Author has written 37 stories for Beyblade, Naruto, Shaman King, Inuyasha, and Harry Potter.

Cellar Door

--
oF MySElf

I:

kinda hated my profile. Why did I wait so long to change it?

I:

am a strange loop,

I am the broth that defines the soup,

I am a the ward of a water filled gourd,

I am the awesome video game you can't afford...

and also kinda bored.



NOTICES

-I am so totally gonna do a Christmas fic. Ideas? Share 'em!

-You guys are awesome! I've been getting alot of my fics favorited lately, and stuff like that- thanks for the support. I really appreciate it so much!-sniffle-

-Feel free to write side fics to or sequels to any of my stories. If you do, please notify me first and give credit! Thank you!

-Stop the bloodshed in Darfur! Those are our brothers and sisters suffering over there!T.T

-The guy who created instant ramen is dead. Let us all mourn him, along with Steve Irwin...

-They killed Bhutto! Those bastards! Why?!

-I hope the Democratic party gets itself together and Obama wins.

-I seriously need to update one of my MUCS (Multi-Chaptered Stories... Oh, and you have a better acronym?)

-check it out, ya? my LJ


So I've come to the conclusion that I suck. You ever get the feeling that your best isn't good enough? Not that I have a huge problem with my writing, I know it's flawed in alot of ways, but it's part of getting better to know that and fix it. That's fun. What's not fun is realizing you don't have the attention span or concentration to focus on something and muck through, which has to be at least 80 of the whole shebang. So I'm gonna let gp of some of my optimism and present you with something you've probably figured out- I go long periods of time without finishing anything. There. I said it. I even start lots of other things while not-finishing those aforementioned things. I can only hope you'll bear with me, and seriously? Thanks so much for reading in the first place.


Jack Kerouac's Advice

1) Scribbled secret notebooks, and wild typewritten pages, for yr own joy

2) Submissive to everything, open, listening

3) Try never get drunk outside yr own house

4) Be in love with yr life

5) Something that you feel will find its own form

6) Be crazy dumbsaint of the mind

7) Blow as deep as you want to blow

8) Write what you want bottomless from bottom of the mind

9) The unspeakable visions of the individual

10) No time for poetry but exactly what is

11) Visionary tics shivering in the chest

12) In tranced fixation dreaming upon object before you

13) Remove literary, grammatical and syntactical inhibition

14) Like Proust be an old teahead of time

15) Telling the true story of the world in interior monolog

16) The jewel center of interest is the eye within the eye

17) Write in recollection and amazement for yourself

18) Work from pithy middle eye out, swimming in language sea

19) Accept loss forever

20) Believe in the holy contour of life

21) Struggle to sketch the flow that already exists intact in mind

22) Don't think of words when you stop but to see picture better

23) Keep track of every day the date emblazoned in yr morning

24) No fear or shame in the dignity of yr experience, language & knowledge

25) Write for the world to read and see yr exact pictures of it

26) Bookmovie is the movie in words, the visual American form

27) In praise of Character in the Bleak inhuman Loneliness

28) Composing wild, undisciplined, pure, coming in from under, crazier the better

29) You're a Genius all the time

30) Writer-Director of Earthly movies Sponsored & Angeled in Heaven


General Disclaimer: I own nothing except my OCs. That is the sad, sad truth...so don't sue.


QUOTES

Okay, so if you want to, give me the most unique quotes you can think of. You can make them up, or just send one you've seen somewhere. Just send it in a review and I'll post it right up! Till then, here are a few..

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice. Sit back and let the world wonder how it happened.

-K's facebook

Don't like it? You, too, can get in line to bite me.

-an L avatar

Only through art can we get outside of ourselves and know another's view of the universe.

-Marcel Proust

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver
-Anonymous

Dude, this tastes like awesome!
-Me

Extrasmexy!
-My sister, that crazy tard

I can't brain, I've got the dumb.

-an avatar somewhere

"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly, it should be thrown with great force."
-Iluvbeyblade

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?

-Bad Spellers Unite!

A true friend would bail you out of jail, but a best friend would be in the cell next to you saying "Man, we got caught."
-Intense Innocence

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on

Robert Frost

I saw, I conquered, I came.
-anonymouscoughcan'tremembercough

Wow, someone ate an extra bowl of stupid this morning.
-Can't freakin' remember

Memento mori
'Remember you are mortal'
-Those Ancient Roman bastards

"I can't find it"-REALLY MEANS- "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"That's womens' work."-REALLY MEANS-"It's dirty, difficult, and thankless."

"Will you marry me?"-REALLY MEANS-"Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."

"Can i help you with dinner?"-REALLY MEANS-"Why isn't it already on the table?"

It would take too long to explain."-REALLY MEANS-"I have no idea as to how it works."

"I'm getting more exercise lately-REALLY MEANS-"The batteries in the remote are dead."

Take a break, honey, you;re working too hard-REALLY MEANS-"I can't hear the TV over the vacuum."

-scoobyrocks44

"For rent. Parachute.

Used once.

Never opened. Small stain."

i-s-o-d-e-l-l-e

A witty saying proves nothing.

-Voltaire

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

-Voltaire

Call ME, Kai! Call ME!

-a review from Nemo Sushi


So I'll try to work on this profile a bit. Thanks for reading, don't forget to review!

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1. Arrested Development » reviews
Pop secrets and candy beans, boyfights and weed. 100 themes, mainly KakaxIru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 24 - Words: 13,420 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 8-29-09 - Published: 4-11-08 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H.
2. The Listless 100 » reviews
Not all drabbles, but generally pretty short. 'Cause I'm such a rebel. Rated for safety, I guess. Themes, KaRe
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 12,475 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 6-14-09 - Published: 5-4-07 - Kai H. & Ray/Rei K.
3. The Great and Jocund Journal of Rei Kon reviews
A writing sample for an rp community, right now. But who knows what's around the corner? Yaoi is highly, highly probable.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-7-09 - Ray/Rei K.
4. Please, Don't Slow Me Down » reviews
Tala's speeding, and Bryan's just trying to do his job. TalaByran
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,885 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 5-30-09 - Published: 1-26-07 - Bryan & Tala
5. Not So Much reviews
Fifty themes, fifty sentences. Kai and Rei.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-6-09 - Kai H. & Ray/Rei K. - Complete
6. Yours, Really and Truly reviews
In which there are letters, failures, and sushi. KaRe
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-21-08 - Kai H. & Ray/Rei K.
7. Lycanthrope Love reviews
Of being a werewolf, dealing with magicians, and finding what you need. All on a Friday. KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,050 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 11-4-08 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
8. Final View » reviews
A collection of RenHoro/HoroRen drabbles. Oh, you know you wanna.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 17 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-25-08 - Published: 2-2-08 - Horohoro U. & Ren T.
9. Blood on the Ground reviews
Kakashi pushes it, and we all know Iruka's a beast. KakaIru or the reverse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-21-08 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H.
10. All Natural » reviews
The trouble with being an Animagus is that you attract all sorts. Narcoleptic prophets, half blind vampires, it goes on. Hogwarts for Albus Scorpius. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,266 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 1-19-08 - Albus S. P. & Scorpius M.
11. Dreamer, Dreamer reviews
There are some things you can't bring yourself to do in the light of day. Slash-i-ness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-28-08 - Albus S. P. & Scorpius M. - Complete
12. heliocentric reviews
He's not a city boy, and the sun is bright, and there are exactly forty two steps. Regretfully, not unnecessarily slash. although.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-9-08 - Genma S. & Raidou N. - Complete
13. Phobia reviews
If you are afraid. RenHoroRen
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-8-08 - Horohoro U. & Ren T. - Complete
14. No Breaking the Good China reviews
A walk to the new Chinese place. Hint, there's more than just noodles. KaRe, highschool oneshot.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-21-07 - Kai H. & Ray/Rei K. - Complete
15. Pizza Boy » reviews
All Kai wanted was some pizza. Was that too much to ask? AU,KaRe
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 10-17-07 - Published: 5-24-07 - Kai H. & Ray/Rei K. - Complete
16. Common Ground reviews
We blur the lines between enemies and rivals, friends and lovers. HoroRen
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-26-07 - Ren T. & Horohoro U. - Complete
17. The Monkey King reviews
He's got immortality in a spray can. Kevincentric, slash.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-22-07 - Kevin & Tala - Complete
18. Starshine reviews
The bus rolls on.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-9-07 - Ray/Rei K. - Complete
19. You Are reviews
Kakashi promises himself that he will make Iruka understand. He promises himself that he will make Iruka see. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-29-07 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
20. Cat's Eye » reviews
Plagued with bad luck, Rei Kon is sent a mysterious package. Things get out of hand, and soon he finds himself in the middle of a very old conflict. Eventual KaRe.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-8-07 - Published: 3-25-07 - Kai H. & Ray/Rei K.
21. The Piper's Undine reviews
In which there is a murder of crows, a number of dogs, and two unique individuals who have an interesting day. KakaIru, rated mostly for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-17-07 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
22. Transient reviews
It was a club or cafe, something like that, and there he was, so beautiful I knew it couldn't last, could hardly be real... [implied KohakuSouta]
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-4-07 - Kohaku & Souta - Complete
23. Capricious reviews
You don't want to cross Rei's line, or put Tala in a dark place. Too late for that, though. KaRe, YuBo
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-28-07 - Bryan & Tala
24. Fire and Ice reviews
...from what I've tasted of desire, I hold with those who favor fire...RenHoro
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-19-07 - Horohoro U. & Ren T. - Complete
25. Lonely Day » reviews
If you asked Rei about the loneliest day of his life, you'd be in for a surprise. KaRe
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,434 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-16-07 - Published: 12-3-06 - Kai H. & Ray/Rei K.
26. Brumal reviews
Winter is here, and Kai muses... KaRe
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-19-07 - Kai H. & Ray/Rei K. - Complete
27. Kiss the Sun » reviews
“I’ll make him say it next time,” he whispered to himself, before rushing to catch up to the other shaman. RenHoro. Will Horo suceed? Heheh, come on, give it a try people.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 12-1-06 - Published: 11-17-06 - Horohoro U. & Ren T.
28. Good Old R&R » reviews
Sequel to Call Me, Call Me, rated for safety! Kay, so Rei and Kai visit Max and Tyson while Kai gets his strength back. Can they survive the visit with their sanity? Please read Call Me first before this!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-15-06 - Published: 9-18-06 - Kai H. & Ray/Rei K.
29. Sik Tzo Fan May reviews
KaRe. At a cooking competition, one of the chefs catches Kai's eye. Just what is Fate cooking up?
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-7-06 - Kai H. & Ray/Rei K. - Complete
30. Little White Lies reviews
Iruka doesn't know who he's trying to fool.KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-22-06 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
31. The Garden reviews
Iruka's garden is special! Even Kakashi knows that. Ah, I suck at summaries...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-22-06 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
32. Smoke reviews
Kakashi always did remind Iruka of smoke...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-22-06 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
33. What it is to Burn reviews
Like Rei, Mariah knows what it is to burn.Forgive my incompetence regarding story summaries! Umm, a oneshot on Rei's relationship with Mariah. Some KaRe and MariahEmily, 'cause I can.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-22-06 - Ray/Rei K. & Kai H. - Complete
34. Good Morning, Birthday Boy reviews
Wow, sucky title. Rated for shounen ai. It's the morning of Rei's birthday, but it doesn't start off well. Can Kai make it better? Fluffy to the point of floofy.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-15-06 - Kai H. & Ray/Rei K. - Complete
35. Call Me, Call Me » reviews
Warning, shounenai! It's been a while since Rei's heard from Kai, but when a dangerous new virus starts sweeping major Russian cities, can he get to Kai before time's out? The summary's not so great, but PLEASE GIVE IT A CHANCE! TT
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 9-14-06 - Published: 9-1-06 - Kai H. & Ray/Rei K. - Complete
36. STRAWBERRY PANCAKES! DON'T MAKE ME WAIT FOR IT! reviews
Shounenai Tala? Please ignore the title, it has naught to do with the fic. Tala's waiting for someone at the airport. Something happens! Let us all hope I get better at writing summaries.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-4-06 - Bryan & Tala - Complete
37. Nobody's Perfect reviews
As he's about to go to bed, Kai thinks about Rei, flaws and all. KaRe fluff, shounenai!
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-26-06 - Kai H. & Ray/Rei K. - Complete
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