Hey kids!

It's just me, God.
Yes, The God.

Whether you believe in me or not, I'm here in The Pit to keep you horrible authors at bay.
I mean, seriously, when are you gonna stop with all the Mary-Sues, people!

Okay, well, I've got a lot of work to do.
Meeting Satan at Starbucks in a few so we can discuss some ambiguous cases & figure out where some people need to be.

Remember, I'M WATCHIN' YOU!

Lolz, nah, I'll let you have your privacy.
My spies will tell me if you do something wrong, though.

-God.

P.S. Hit me up on LiveJournal to keep up with my busy life.
Leave me a comment sometime, if you have an LJ!

P.P.S. Remember, I'M IN UR CHURCHEZ SAVIN UR SOULZ!