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Author has written 38 stories for Saiyuki, Sorcerer Hunters, Gravitation, Beyblade, Yu-Gi-Oh, Guilty Gear, and Fullmetal Alchemist. Welcome, citizens, to PatronSaintOfBEGA's all-new, fat-free, artificially-sweetened, vitamin-enhanced Profile! No, you may not eat it. Please keep your arms, legs and other extremities inside the Profile, hold the handrails, and do not attempt to ride on the Psychoboat. PatronSaintOfBEGA likes: Shounen-ai/yaoi Music alllll the time Candles that smell like detergent PatronSaintOfBEGA doesn't like: Bad spellinz Marzipan Jackassery of almost any kind PatronSaintOfBEGA loves these people very much: Dixon Oriole is pretty much the best thing in the world, ever. Kelirehenna is PatronSaintOfBEGA's spiritual fairy godchild, as well as an absolute saint, and provider of ice cream to Blonde Things everywhere. Bryan is indisputably what Willis was talkin' bout. PatronSaintOfBEGA also: No longer replies to all reviews...sorry! Due to lack of ongoing involvement with the site, she also will probably not be updating anymore, just leaving the existing fics around for people to poke at if they so desire. Is on the noble mission to bring more BEGA-centric fics into the world! Come on, people, there's just not enough of it out there! Do your good deed for the day and write the poor, unappreciated, underrated antagonists of G-Rev something. Even just a little oneshot... Go on, you know you want to. Aaaaand we're done. Please exit the Profile in an orderly fashion, collect your baggage from the cart, and leave reviews in return for Love. | |||||||||
1. Iguana reviewsFor Dixon Oriole! Rated for cussing, alcohol and drugs. Posted under duress. The hottest day of the year, Rei, is really no day for unwitting voyeurism. Review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-8-09 - Ray/Rei K. & Hiro G./Hitoshi K. - Complete2. Seems Fine reviewsFor Kelirehenna! Weird AU. There are good reasons, and there are bad reasons, and there are lollipops. And a limited number of ways to entertain oneself, even in Vegas. Review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-5-08 - Mystel & Brooklyn - Complete3. At This Time of Night reviewsBryan tries his hand at housebreaking, evasion, and second hand revenge. Brooklyn just thinks it's funny. And things get cut up. Rated mostly for language, review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-28-08 - Bryan & Brooklyn - Complete4. No Surprises reviewsFor YuBo-WAVE 3. Tala doesn't need any help. Not with making breakfast, anyway. Rated for language, review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-27-08 - Tala & Bryan - Complete5. Chantilly Lace reviewsIt's that time of the year again, and Enrique's got Seasonal Goodwill like other people have rabies. Or he's been drinking on the plane. Either way, poor Oliver is getting dragged out of bed. Fluffish stuff, review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-24-07 - Oliver & Enrique - Complete6. Charitable Cause reviewsKnow why you don't want to accept what you know you need? In which Moses doesn't take charity, and Brooklyn isn't being charitable. Experimental rubbish, review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-26-07 - Moses & Brooklyn - Complete7. Symptomatic reviewsGarland can handle the 'flu, but being taken care of is another matter altogether. Unmitigated rubbish, review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-16-07 - Garland & Mystel - Complete8. Talking Optimist Blues reviewsAlso for Dixon Oriole! Enough Bad Days. It's January on the beach, freezing, and we're gonna have a Good Day, today... Review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-18-07 - Garland & Brooklyn - Complete9. Redeeming Features reviewsFor Dixon Oriole! Because sometimes, redemption is a pretty stupid thing. And Bryan cheats at chess. And so does Tala. Rated for a bit of language, review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-13-07 - Bryan & Tala - Complete10. In the Summertime reviewsFor Nezitsuki! They're Mystel's ears and he'll do what he wants with them. Hiro is feeling distinctly phobic, Garland is a good mommy, and Brooklyn is the world's most annoying person to talk to on the phone. Deck party ensues. Review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-9-07 - Mystel - Complete11. Futile Endeavours reviews...are not dead yet. Garland visits the Humane Society. And Nature, among other things, is never wrong. Review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-2-07 - Garland & Brooklyn - Complete12. A Night at the Opera reviewsGarland unwisely decides that his team need some Culture. Opera doesn't usually involve spiders, handstands and a large brandy, does it? Review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-25-07 - Garland & Mystel - Complete13. Crêpes Suzette reviewsFortunately for Enrique, Oliver is a good friend. Fortunately for Oliver, Enrique is totally oblivious. Dessert ensues. Review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-24-07 - Oliver & Enrique - Complete14. Get It Right Next Time reviewsNominally for Kelirehenna! In which Ming Ming is angry, Mystel searches for his true love, and Brooklyn convalesces. And it rains. Absolut crackfic. Review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-24-07 - Mystel & Brooklyn - Complete15. Superman reviewsFor Yuki of the Kamikaze! Rated for mentions of smexing. Rei and Kai compromise one night stands, reliability, and breakfast. Review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-16-07 - Ray/Rei K. & Kai H. - Complete16. Season 1 » reviewsOneshots based on episode titles of another TV series. Includes humour, angst, romance and all the rest. Confused? Read the introduction for an explanation. Rated for multiple pairings, cursing, and general antics in later chapters. Review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 23 - Words: 6,828 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-27-07 - Published: 8-27-0617. Tradesmanship reviewsRounding off the Sportsmanship trilogy, Barbossa and Davy Jones attempt to steal the plot focus back from Tia Dalma and Cutler Beckett with a lot of rum and some exciting British swearwords. Yep, we ARE in the right fandom. Review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-20-07 - Kai H. & Brooklyn - Complete18. Instant Pairing Fanfic Time! reviewsPlotbunny property of Mikkeneko at Scimitar Smile. Instant formulas for your pairing of choice! Simply add prose and stir well! Transplanted to the world of GRev for your delight. Rated for language and implied sex. Review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-11-07 - Complete19. A Million Dollars reviewsModern AU, absolutely NO OCs, selfinserts etc. Please read notes first. Greed, Envy, a fashion show, and a question. What would you do, if you had a million dollars?Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-30-07 - Greed & Envy - Complete20. Vision reviewsOn the origins of Tesu. Father was different each week, but always one person too many.Guilty Gear - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-21-07 - Complete21. Greater Good reviewsSociopaths have strange habits. Hiro and Garland just handle it the best way they can. Rated for general theme, review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: M - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-29-07 - Garland & Brooklyn - Complete22. Gamesmanship reviewsThe remotely less daft followup to Sportsmanship. La plus ca change, la plus c'est la meme chose. Rated for a little bit of language.Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-21-07 - Kai H. & Brooklyn - Complete23. Praise You reviewsRated for language, mostly. Bakura wonders why he gets away with it, Ryou wonders what he tastes like. Review and I love you!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-10-07 - Yami Bakura & R. Bakura - Complete24. Cat Out of Water reviewsFor Dixon Oriole! Ray is kind, and Ray is generous, and Ray doesn't know what's going on.Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-17-07 - Ray/Rei K. & Mystel - Complete25. Morning People reviewsNever underestimate the power of Whole Grain Goodness! BEGA get together over the most important meal of the day. Starring unshaven Garland, herbal tea, increasingly random tshirts, and no grapefruit forks. Review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-9-07 - Complete26. Problem Solving reviewsThe pseudosequel to Happy Fricken' New Year. This was meant to be a nice little group bonding thing but, well...just read it. If you have little value for your mental health. Rated for inappropriate noises. Review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-9-07 - Moses - Complete27. Happy Fricken' New Year reviewsBecause Xmas just wasn't inspiring enough. Rated for language. Join the countdown to midnight with a free bar, a roomful of odd pairings, and BEGA making drunken fools of themselves and others. Oh, and Garland smooching Mystel, too. Review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-31-06 - Garland - Complete28. The Rules reviewsFor all you wannabe heroes out there, a handy guide to The Rules...as told by Kai. Rated for cussing. I disown this story, but review and I love you anyway!Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-24-06 - Kai H. - Complete29. Rainy Days and Mondays reviewsKai's stuck in a bus trying to pretend he's by himself. The good news? He has a book. The bad news? It's a peculiarly annotated edition. The ugly news? Poles are opposite ends of the same magnet. Review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-6-06 - Kai H. & Brooklyn - Complete30. Endgame reviewsWhat happened when Tyson couldn't make a convincing case of it? The scenic route to a premature conclusion. Includes pigeons, the Sphinx's back, vehicle altercations, Do Not Walk on the Grass, and a weapon of mass destruction. Review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-6-06 - Brooklyn - Complete31. Lazarus reviewsJust a little mostlydialogue involving a wall, Perceptive Equity Principle, and a lot of verbally pointing the finger. Once again, horrible people are prevalent. Rated for disconcerted Hiro's cussing. Review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-1-06 - Brooklyn - Complete32. Sportsmanship reviewsWhen blading leaves a very important score at oneall, what're two borderline psychotic individuals to do? Take things way too far, of course. Rated for implied goingson, and for being Absolut Crackfic. Review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-26-06 - Complete33. To Breed Contempt reviewsFamiliarity does what? Hiro only knows one way of working, really. This came out of left field, review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-25-06 - Complete34. Illicit Relations reviewsWherein a terrible relationship between two awful people is seen to be going horribly wrong. Rating for language. Review and I love you!Beyblade - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-19-06 - Garland & Brooklyn - Complete35. Perfect Memory reviewsSometimes she creeps in at the edges of his new life. Hakkai can never quite shut the door on Kanan, much less decide if he wants to or not. Spoilers n' whatnot ahead, folks.Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-4-06 - Hakkai C. & Kanan - Complete36. Triumvirate reviewsK gets around. Rated for multiple pairings, implied dodginess, and K's naughty mouth. Review and I love you!Gravitation - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-27-06 - K - Complete37. One Way or AnotherUnadulterated Gaterron fluff, mwah. Gateau's restless, Marron's bitchy, and Mille and Carrot are just looking for the bar. Review and I love you!Sorcerer Hunters - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Published: 8-27-06 - Complete38. Heavy Fuel reviewsGojyo rambling. Rated for multiple pairings, cursing, and terrible imitation of Gojyo's way of speaking. Review and I love you!Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-27-06 - Gojyo S. - Complete
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