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Quotes!!!!

Scrubs

Janitor: Some hooligan keeps disconnecting the alarm. I told Security to look into it. But no, no, they'd rather catch the guy who's stealing organs from the transplant ward.

J.D.: This, this isn't like being a janitor, okay! It's not just like something everybody can do.
Janitor: Oh. So you can do my stuff, but I can't do yours?
J.D.: Yes!
Janitor: Okay, hotshot, what would you use to get a coffee stain up off a tile floor?
J.D.: I don't know... the... rough side of a sponge?
silence
Janitor: Dammit.

J.D.: thinking Maybe I was being unfair to Turk. Maybe it's too much to expect a friend to just sense that you're upset and wanna talk about it...
Elliot: when JD walks by Elliot and Carla Carla, I can sense you're upset, talk to me!
J.D.: looks confused, then continues walking and thinks OK, but Turk is a prideful guy and it's hard for prideful guys to admit when they've been insensitive
Dr. Cox: when JD walks by Dr. Cox and Jordan Listen, Jordan, I've been incredibly insensitive...
J.D.: looking back to the hallway, thinking Touché, magic hallway!

Janitor: J.D. and Turk have been stealing hospital supplies Hey, have you been stealing pudding cups and toilet paper around here?
J.D.: stammers No! I hate pudding and I don't use... toilet paper.
Janitor: Janitor stares
J.D.: I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.

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