Hey!

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Name's Cait (Caitlyn)
I am a junior. I do too much shit, so the next chapter is never up on time (sorry)
In most of my stories, my name or nicknames appear (only first), weither it's a major or minor charater . Also I use alot of real life situations that have or are happing to me . About half of my songfics and one shots are formed around an emotion I'm feeling one day.
I love SVU and NCIS : EO / Tibbs (but when it comes to watching the show, i like Tony and Ziva together) But love to read Jag and CSI: New York - hoping to maybe start a story or a few shots on NCIS
In most of my fics, it based on a song because I love music.
9 times out of 10 the storys I read have to be complete because if they arent and I have to wait for a chapter I get bored and dont care about that fic anymore
I'm very sarcastic! But I'll never say anything that would intentionally hurt some one unless they piss me off.
I'm an extremely random person but love to express myself and my emotions through sports, writing, and music.
Alot of my stories for NCIS might be slash so I'm just warning you now.

Music - Rock mainly! but listen to watever...not alot of rap thou..not that big of a fan... =P

Sports - I'm completely dedicated to my sports. I play at LEAST 3 sports a season! and sometimes the same sport but for 2 different teams.

Writing - on Fanfic. I write one/two shots - TONS of Song fics - I try to do stories but I lose my focus alot so I'm taking my time. My first one I finished was for NCIS called But He's Still Gone - Check it out =) and I started the sequal, but when I need to write during school...I do poetry... But to be completely honest with my self, I use to hate writing and English. That is, before I got into high school.

My Parings -

Law and Order: Special Victums Unit = Elliot/Olivia (EO) - Fin/Alex (FA) - Casey/Alex (CA)

Navy: NCIS = Gibbs/DiNozzo (Tibbs) I'm norally not the biggest of slashs but I just love the two together! =) - I can take SOME! Gibbs/Abby (Gabby) or Tony/Gibbs/Abby . but im mainly just a Tibbs Slash type of person =) (but again like a said in the beginning, if its in the show I like Tony and Ziva together)

Jag = Mac/Harm or Harm/Mac (Duhh...who else? lol)

CSI: New York = Mac/Stella (SMacked...i think thats what its called) or hell...anyone with Mac! lol love him!

Da quando ha diversi diventare male?
Da quando ha parlato la mente diventare offensiva?
Da quando ha chiesto di onestà farti menzogne?
Quando vi ha fatto diventare giudicare diritto?
Da quando ha fatto il razzismo, la guerra, e la segregazione ricorso?
Da quando ha fatto abuso di bambini essere considerato normale?
E ancor più...
si può invertire questo processo?

Since when did being different become bad?
Since when did speaking your mind become offensive?
Since when did asking for honesty get you lies?
When did judging become right?
Since when did racism, war, and segregation appeal?
Since when did child abuse be considered normal?
And more importantly...
Can we reverse it?

In Italian =)

I've been DYING to find out what the rules of one Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs were...so I posted this story and asked if anyone knew what they were or where I could find them...I thank everyone SO much for the help...and it turns out that there are now 3 # 1's and two# 3's and # 38's. some #'s arent even there but they'll show up in due time =) and now the rules of L.J. Gibbs - found out that in the episode Switch Gibbs told Ziva there are about 50 rules! I don't know if that includes # 1's # 3's and # 38's-

Gibb's Rules -(The most important rules you'll ever learn!)- :

Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together.

Rule #1: Never screw over your partner.

Rule #1: Never surrender

Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.

Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.

Rule #3: Never be unreachable.

Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.

Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.

Rule #8: Never take anything for granted.

Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.

Rule #11: When the case is done ... walk away

Rule #12: Never date a coworker.

Rule #13: Never, EVER invole lawyers!

Rule #15: Always work as a team.

Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.

Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.

Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.

Rule #28: Never run with sharp objects

Rule #29: Never fall asleep at your desk while handwriting a report

Rule #38: Never Interrupt Gibbs while he's talking to a redhead

Rule #38: Your case, Your lead

Rule #42: To get the right answers you have to ask the right questions

Unknown Rule #(most commonly used): Never say you're sorry. It's a sign of weakness

Found out that there are rules for Tony and Abby too. There's one or two for Kate - =( - and Ziva but the three most inmportant (I think) are Gibbs, Tony and Abby (sorry for all the McGee lovers out there...I couldn't find any rules from him)

Tony's Rules -- :

Rule #1: Never sit on the sidelines when your people need you.

Rule #2: If a sexually attractive female is involved in the case ALWAYS hit on her.

Rule #3: Never underestimate your opponent.

Rule #4: Always seek out a movie analogy.

Rule #5: Take every opportunity to do a Tommy Lee Jones speech from the Fugitive.

Rule #6: When doing Tommy Lee Jones impressions, get the accent right.

Rule #7: Always defuse a situation with humour rather than resorting to authoritarianism.

Rule #8: Always make sure your work is done but make it look like you are just lazing around.

Rule #9: If said work is not yet done, come back in the middle of the night to complete it.

Rule #10: Do not fall in love when working undercover.

Rule #11: Do not go undercover posing as the boyfriend of anyone.

Rule #12: Be very careful whom you tongue-kiss: it might be a man in disguise.

Rule #13: Never pick on a probie when he is down.

Rule #14: Maintain the morale of the rest of the team, even when you have sufficient experience to be really very worried about Gibbs.

Rule #15: Develop a firstname working relationship with the Director but defer to Gibbs

Unknown Rule #: Never date/marry a woman that can eat more than

Kate's Rule -- :

Rule #1: Never ask a woman her age if you want to live

Abby's Rules -- :

Rule #1: Remember my birthday.

Rule #2: Treat the team as family: desertion not permitted.

Rule #3: Scientists do not rely on luck.

Rule #4: Gibbs' gut is allowed to be lucky because he is not a scientist.

Rule #5: Don't forget to defrag your computer.

Rule #6: Trust the evidence.

Rule #7: Trust Gibbs.

Rule #8: Dress codes are for other people.

Rule #9a: Always keep a spare(Caff-Pow)

Rule #9b: Be kind to your equipment

Rule #10: Be happy.

Unknown Rule #: Always have a reserve

Ziva's Rule -- :

Rule #1: If it annoys you, kill it.

Theses are the MANY Unknown Rules (mostly by Gibbs but there are some where there said by more then one. i'll put the inital next to it, most of you will know who, but if you don't...uhh, find out or message me.)

G/A: Unofficial Rule A: We don't believe in coincidence.
A: Unofficial Rule B: But we do believe in bad luck.
G: Unofficial Rule C: Don't speak geekspeak, speak English.
G: Unofficial Rule D: Headslap only the back of your underlings' heads: anything else would be demeaning. A slap on the face is humiliating, whereas a cuff to the back of the head is a wakeup call).
G/T: Unofficial Rule E: Always anticipate
G: Unofficial Rule F: Know how to do every job that your underlings can dothis rule falls down if one your underlings happens to be Tim McGee, but we would all get a good laugh watching Gibbs trying to hack into the CIA's computers)
G: Unofficial Rule G: If a computer doesn’t work, hit it.
G: Unofficial Rule H: Always acknowledge good work by underlings.
G: Unofficial Rule I: When using Truth by Intimidation, always remain silent for at least a count of 5 after doing the act of intimidation, at which point the canary will sing.
G/T: Unofficial Rule J: When in the interrogation room, stop the recording devices when the information strays into personal matters irrelevant to the investigatione.g., don’t ask/don’t tell rules for gay Marines, revelations of unrequited love)
T/K/G: Unofficial Rule K: When your cell phone breaks, have DiNozzo "fix" it unwrap a new one from the supply drawer
G/T: Unofficial Rule L: Always ask for permission to touch the body: it belongs to the M.Examiner Ducky has been known to get stroppy if anyone spoils his crime scene, he reportedly threw somebody down a hill
T/K: Unofficial Rule M: When doing a shootout, don’t kill the hostage and avoid shooting off their ear.
T/J/Z: Unofficial Rule N: Don't call Ziva 'Ma'am' and don’t call Jenny 'Madam Director', if you want to live.
G: Unofficial Rule O: When hacking the CIA, give underlings a get out of jail free pass.
T: Unofficial Rule P: When breaking others' rules, do not get caught.
T/G: Unofficial Rule Q: If you want to gain access to a secure area to investigate, carry a cup of coffee and some paperwork and act like you belong.
T: Unofficial Rule R: Never, ever (ever) get Ziva angry.

PHILLYS WON THE WORLD SERIES BABY!! =)

Chase Utley / Cole Hamels / Jason Werth / Shane Victorino (My baby)
SEXXYYY AS SHHHIIIIITTTTTTT!!

FANFICTION SURVEY

1. How many fanfictions do you have submitted?

15 .. alot more comeing though

2. Which one has the most reviews?

But He's Still Gone

3. Least?

Attack of the OnEsHoTs!

4. Which fanfiction has the most words?

But He's Still Gone

5. Which fanfiction has the most chapters?

But He's Still Gone (againn =) )

6. What category are the majority of your fanfictions in?

SVU Baby!! lol but NCIS' comeing up soon too

7. What do you like most in reviews: Quality or Quanity?

both kinda . like when theres alot or whatever but i really like the detailed reviews =P those make it seem like im not writing for nothing

8. Have any of your fanfictions made it into at least one C2?

2 . But He's Still Gone =) and I forget the other

9. Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's favorites list?

Ohh Yea =)

10. Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's alert list?

Again .. yea

11. What genre do you most frequently write in?

I'd say a tie between Romance and Augst

12. Do you leave comments before and after a chapter?

Yeaa .. if i really like the story

13. Do you update frequently?

i try to .. but to be honest, my life's soo hectic that i cant always when i want . besides on my one story i got (and not afriad to admit it like McGee) writer's block and am writing a NCIS story to clear it. (hopefully)

14. Do you frequently use original characters?

yeaa..but there are MANY i make up =P =)

15. What's your newest story?

I'm writing one called Angel (or Angel's) Blood .. and i have to figure out a name for my sequal to But He's Still Gone

16. Are any of your fanfictions based on things that happened to you in real life?

9 times out of 10 they're real life expereances that happened to me or a family member (some friends included)

List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1: Olivia

2: Stella

3: Mac (jag)

4: Mac (csi)

5: Tony

6: Fin

7: Abby

8: Harm

9: Gibbs

10: Elliot

11: Danny

12: Don Flack

17. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Fin and Danny? no and umm not really .. =\

18. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Mac from csi? omg! f'in gorgeous! idk why thou =)

19. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

that would be like male preg. but don and harm? they'd be a cute gay couple i guess

20. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Um. YES! too TOO many lol

21. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Stella / Fin - yea i could see it

22. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

FIVE AND NINE!! dont get me wrong, i love Harm to death .. but Tony and Gibbs?! hell to the yess!! my FAVORITE SLASH!!

23. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

if Abby walked in on Don and Flack? umm first i dont think she knows them but if soo..? i dont think she'd mind .. AT ALL!

24. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

hmm .. During a case Elliot ran into some troble with the Navy, what happens when his eye land on his prosecuter?

25. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Olivia and Harm .. ? maybe .. if not thou i'll totally make one =)

26. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Tattoos' of an Angel

27. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I'm too sexy for my shirt!! lol (insider)

28. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

SLASH! THREESOME!! .. you've been warned (creepy voice)

29. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

right about now.. =)

30. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

“Olivia and Abby are in a happy relationship until Gibbs runs off with Mac Taylor. Olivia, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Danny and a brief unhappy affair with Don, then follows the wise advice of Tony and finds true love with Mac (jag). All this shows that Olivia has better time with girls lol (EO shipper thou)

What title would you give this fic?

Every Line to Cross

31. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Abby and Harm? uhh she not his type, thou that'd be hinky/kinky =)