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Author has written 48 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, Naruto, Pendragon, Twilight, Dragon Ball Z, Shaman King, Absolute Boyfriend, Harry Potter, Death Note, and Megas XLR. They're eating 'er! Hi, everyone. I have a confession to make. My name is Kuramastrass, and I am addicted to fluff. You may also know me as Strass, KS, KSC, KuramaStrassCullen, or anything to that effect. If you'd like to contact me, my AIM is Kuramastrass (duh), my yahoo is keiko_minaminos_rose, and my username on Project A.F.T.E.R. is Kuramastrassx3. (PROJECT A.F.T.E.R. FOR THE WIN!) I am a fangirl and I live to write fanfiction. Unhealthy obsession is good for me. The obsession that is my life is YuYu Hakusho! I will love it until I turn 97 and even longer than that! You don't believe me, but my love will never die! YYH is my true love, my passion, my obession, my life, my air, my water, my sky, my food, my everything! But I like a lot of other mangas/animes/cartoons/TV shows/books/stuff as well. Such as Death Note, Code Lyoko, Megas XLR, DragonBall/DragonBall Z/DragonBall GT, POKeMON, Tenchi Muyo/Tenchi in Tokyo, InuYasha, Naruto, Rave Master, Dears, SD Gundam, Yu-Gi-Oh!/Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, Sakura Taisen (Sakura Wars), Cardcaptors, Absolute Boyfriend, Alice 19th, Pendragon, Twilight, Fahrenheit 451, New Moon, The Things they Carried, Eclipse, The Host, Breaking Dawn, Warriors, Samurai Girl, Mike, Lou, and Ogg, Sheep in the Big City, Kim Possible, Sister Sister, Dr. Slump, Chibi Vampire, Me and My Brothers, XXXHolic, Shaman King, Anne Freaks, Othello, Wolf's Rain, In Odd We Trust, Sailor Moon, Saint Tail, Bleach, Rurouni Kenshin, Black Cat, Hikaru no Go, Midori Days, One Piece, Batman Beyond, Cyborg 009, Digimon, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ben 10, The Fairly OddParents, Danny Phantom, Captain Planet, Jackie Chan Adventures, Samurai Jack, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Dexter's Lab, Butt-Ugly Martians, Invader Zim, Doug, Dora the Explorer, Totally Spies, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy/Grim and Evil, Atomic Betty, Transformers Armada, Cousin Skeeter, The Powerpuff Girls, Thirteen Reasons Why, Cyber Chase, Dora the Explorer, Bob the Builder, Little Bill, Teen Titans, Spirited Away, Fruits Basket, Chalk Zone, Lilo and Stitch, My Gym Partner's a Monkey, Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy, 100 Good Deeds for Eddie McDowd, Beetlejuice, Hey, Arnold!, Rocco's Modern Life, Angry Beavers, Dorothy of Oz, Static Shock, The Justice League, The Legend of Zelda, The Weekenders, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Pepper Ann, Kids Next Door, Juniper Lee, The Emporer's New School, Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?, Johnny Bravo, Duel Masters, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, Animaniacs, Tiny Toon Adventures, Krypto the Super-Dog, Rocket Power, and etc. You name it, I might not have read it or seen it, but I've probably heard of it. (And if I can think of any more that I like, you'll see them up.) I love grammar. (And that's the main reason I decided to become a beta.) I write mostly one-shots and song-fics. My three favorite types of one-shots (that aren't also song-fics.) seem to be emo, random/pontless, and fluff. I listen to every kind of music you can name. Everything. On shuffle. I regularly go from Linkin Park to ABBA to Disturbed to Megumi Ogata to the Beatles to Bon Jovi to Fall Out Boy to 3 Doors Down to Green Day to Evanescence to KC and the Sunshine Band to... My favorite color is green, and my favorite sport is soccer. I like LittleKuriboh's Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series that used to be on YouTube... YouTube sucks. http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com I want a Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged t-shirt. I would love to be emancipated. I have fallen in love with/become insanely addicted to Guitar Hero. And Harvest Moon. I like to imagine Kurama and Hiei dancing Riverstomp while singing "Wild Wind" and Yusuke doing a disco-like dance while singing "Milk and Cereal". I hate scary movies. I HATE FLAMERS! I THINK THEY SHOULD ALL BE SHOVED INTO A CAMPFIRE AND POKED WITH MARSHMELLOW STICKS! I love ABBA. And algebra. What's wrong with that? I love the original Willy Wonka. I've watched all of Troll 2 in one sitting. Can you say the same? Five of the best movies are "The Lost Battalion", "Seabiscuit", "Dances with Wolves", "District 9", and "Superhero Movie". In no particular order. I have a one-track mind. I am always thinking in fanfiction-mode. I like to be random. Random is fun. I like to describe things. Probably over-describe... I like to look at and observe things and decide how to describe it. I think that's all I can say about me... If you would actually like to know more, would like to try to stalk me, or would like to bitch at me for not updating or something, check out my homepage (Facebook). My fanfictions: I only have about a billion fanfiction projects! Along with the novels... -sighs- I'm a writing machine, I know. A quick breakdown of my categories... YuYu Hakusho: 22; Twilight: 7; DragonBall Z: 6; Death Note: 4; Harry Potter: 2; Pendragon: 2; Naruto: 2; Absolute Boyfriend: 1; Shaman King: 1; Megas XLR: 1 YuYu Hakusho fans, fangirls, and fanboys! I'm working on the sequel to "One Less Loser" - "What You Didn't Know Did Kill Me". Look forward to it. I also have a new project, called "'Cause I'm Evil". It's AU. I've really been making a lot of progress with it, so expect it relatively soon. It's at times like this that I really hate myself, you know? I also have a few little on-shot ideas (as usual)... tenatively titled "Don't Ignore the Sound", "Leave and Set Me Free", and "Caught In Between". I also started a new fic., rated M (as the last chapter will contain yaoi lemon scene), called "I Now Pronounce You Kurama and Hiei". Chapter two is up!"Until Death" is finished... again. And I've put the third chapter of "My Edward". Naruto fans, be on the lookout for the sorta-sequel to "Only Sasuke can Prevent Forest Fires" - "The Ninjas from the Valley of Ashes". Also be on the lookout (in case I ever get around to writing it) for the sequel to "More than Human, only Human"... tenatively called "Heartbreaker". (I'm workin' on it, honest.) My DBZ followers... "Vegeta, Meet the DDR Champ" (the sequel to "Vegeta, Meet Guitar Hero") should be up soon. If and when I get around to typing it up... a rough draft has been written. The second and final chapter for "Why I Can't Eat Normal Things For Breakfast" is done and up! Shaman King?"You're Cute when You're Mad" is up finally! And I'm working on a two-shot... tenatively titled as "The Terror that is Anna". Twilighters... Sorry, but I haven't been writing much Twilight lately... But still, be on the lookout for a couple new one-shots, especially "I Must Love You" - a side story to "The Hardest Thing I've Ever Done" from Edward's point of view and "I Need to Learn to Keep my Mouth Shut" (name subject to change) - the sequel to "Yellow Car". Also be looking forward to "The Battle for Bella's Soul" and "If Things were the Way They Should Be". "Extreme Makeover: Alice Edition", my latest Twilight one-shot, is up, too! And no one's reviewed "A Game of Life and Death"... Hobey ho, fans of the travels in Halla! Well, you Pendragon people need to watch for "The Girl from the Eleventh Territory". And now that I've finished The Soldiers of Halla, I feel the need to write some alternate endings. They will be beautiful. But the story isn't named yet. And be on the lookout for the prequel to "The Truth"... it'll be up... eventually. Harry Potter fans? Haha, I finally did it! "The Fourth Unforgivable Curse" is finally here for your reading pleasure! And take a look at my second attempt at HP fanfiction, "Albus Severus Potter", which is up! Absolute Boyfriend people, I have news for you, too. I'm dabbling in a few AB one-shots. Be on watch. So far the only one with a name is "Eternal Night". And the latest chapter of "Previews and Teasers" was AB, too. Like Code Lyoko? I have at least one idea headed in your direction... a one-shot. But hey, better than nothing, right? How about Harvest Moon? I've become obsessed again. I'm playing with some ideas for a few fluffy one-shots in my head. Stay tuned. (Harvest Moon: Island of Happiness is the one I have now.) InuYasha fans, I've finally come up with an idea for a one-shot... "Wishes Awry". Feel free to read it once I finish it and get it up. I just became addicted to Death Note... And I just put up my first fic., a one-shot called "Love Apples", as well as my second, "The Real First Kira". I'm working on a song-fic. one-shot at the moment and expect much Light/L fluff and lemons coming from me in both the near and far future. I have a song-fic. idea in mind... the song's 'You're Gonna Go Far, Kid' by The Offspring. Like Light/L? Go check out "Fix". And I just wrote a lemon... "DeleteGasm, Literally" is its name. My first lemon... bet'cha can't guess who it's for... And I have two long-fic. ideas, tenatively named "Neither Heaven Nor Hell" and "Interferring". I made the mistake of reading a Megas XLR fanfiction the other day... and I say it's a mistake only because I feel obsessed with it again, and it's so hard to find episodes... Ah... Well, soon I'll buy both seasons on iTunes and watch them all the time. Oh, but feeling nostalgic, I did put one up: "Tribute to Megas: A Poem". And now, last, but most definitely not least... You know you love it - The Legend of Zelda! I feel the most overwhelming urge to write Zelda fluff. I should have a TP fluff for you soon, since I've started playing it myself now... even though I suck... but I've started it... if only I had the inspiration to finish... "Eternal Shadow". However, Link's Awakening fluff is underway and will be finished once I overcome my writer's block... "First Words". Ah. I love LA. It's my favorite. A Link to the Past's a close second. And then TP, OOT, and MM. Gotta love Zelda. My Crossovers: Watch out what will probably be my greatest epic fail... a Yu-Gi-Oh!-Captain Planet crossover, "Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart of the Cards"! A DragonBall Z-YuYu Hakusho crossover, anyone? "Love Among Tragedy". Or maybe a YuYu Hakusho-POKeMON crossover is more up your alley? The name right now is "Diary of a Kanto Girl: Homecoming" but that's subject to change. A Death Note-YuYu Hakusho crossover is in the works... and it shalt be called "Kira's True Nature". "Kurama, King of the Goblins" will be a YuYu Hakusho-Troll 2 crossover. The God-awful 1990 shitfest called Troll 2 is most well-known for the fact that it has nothing to do with the original movie Troll and the quote at the beginning of the profile part of my profile (a popular internet meme, perhaps even more popular than the RickRoll). And finally... I'm going to write a crossover which will be rather obviously named "Vampire Crossing"! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK-tc3a7BMQ For "On a Valentine's Day"... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o1DlaQw8Rc And "How I Met Your Father"... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1RC3dTU0yU And "Our Love"... This isn't the exact one I heard, but, yeah... This dude's singing sucks... but the girl's okay... And I left out the part with Aunt March because I'm lazy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRsGImex3Jg And the song from "One Less Loser". Woo! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztPZG-e8DJQ "Dear Uncle Press"... I now have an account on Grooveshark. There's a playlist with the songs for all of my song-fics. on there. I'm Kuramastrass (no kidding). The playlist is called "The Fanfictions". Recent additions - For YuYu Hakusho: I Now Pronounce You Kurama and Hiei (Chapter Three) For Megas XLR: Tribute to Megas: A Poem For Death Note: DeleteGasm, Literally For Twilight: Extreme Makeover: Alice Edition For Absolute Boyfriend: Previews and Teasers (Chapter Four) For Harry Potter: Albus Severus Potter For DragonBall Z: Why I Can't Eat Normal Things For Breakfast (Chapter Two) For Code Lyoko: Previews and Teasers (Chapter Two) For Shaman King: You're Cute when You're Mad For Naruto: Only Sasuke can Prevent Forest Fires For Pendragon: Dear Uncle Press Excerpt from the latest chapter: “What do I have to do?” The redhead smiled. “All you have to do is dress up nicely, say a few words, kiss me–” “Hell no,” the short fire-koorime growled. “We could fake the kiss, if that’s what you’d prefer.” Hiei nodded, though he was still scowling. “Pretend to kiss me,” Kurama went on as though he’d been uninterrupted, “cut a piece of cake and shove it in my face, dance with me, and finally disappear with me for a few weeks.” “There will be cake?” The shorter demon’s interest suddenly piqued when he heard the word. “Yes, and sweet snow. As much as you can eat.” ~ I Now Pronounce You Kurama and Hiei (Chapter Three: Explaining Marriage) | |||||||||||
1. I Now Pronounce You Kurama and Hiei » reviewsWhen Yusuke and Kuwabara’s idea of a joke goes just a tiny bit too far, Kurama and Hiei find themselves swept up in a whirlwind of preparations for their wedding. Will the two demons end up finding love, or will their sudden union close with a divorce?Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-10-09 - Published: 9-29-09 - Kurama M. & Hiei2. Tribute to Megas: A Poem reviewsA poetic tribute to one of the greatest shows out there, Megas XLR. I'll add some more later, once I re-watch a couple episodes.Megas XLR - Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-10-09 - Complete3. YuYu Hakusho the Movie: Fangirl Report » reviewsYodakumo, leader of the Empire, has mysteriously found his way back into existance! With the help of the useless Hinageshi, the Detective crew must find a way to stop them from taking over... Can they summon Captain Planet in time to save Living World?Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,970 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-10-09 - Published: 11-1-08 - Yusuke U. & Hinageshi4. My Edward » reviewsKeiko is brokenhearted after being dumped by Yusuke. Maya is brokenhearted after being dumped by Kurama. Neither of them have the hope of their dream boy coming back. Just like Bella when Edward left. Will the two girls survive the loss of their Edwards?Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-8-09 - Published: 5-18-09 - Keiko Y. & Maya K.5. DeleteGasm, Literally reviewsEver hear of the infamous delete-gasms? Two of Mikami’s fangirls wonder if he yells “Delete!” as he orgasms... literal delete-gasms. And now you do, too, now, don’t you? Read on to find the answer. Pairing: Mikami/OC. My first lemon. You’ve been warned.Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-6-09 - Mikami T. - Complete6. Until Death » reviewsLife goes along great, until death strikes. When a death occurs, it starts a vicious cycle of death: death of the souls of those who live on, death of those responsible because of a burning desire for revenge. But all is well... at least, until death.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-6-09 - Published: 7-2-09 - Kurama M. & Yusuke U. - Complete7. Fix reviewsA series of one-shots, though not necessarily related to each other, that I will write whenever I feel the need to get my Light/L fix, whatever I happen to crave to soothe my Light/L sweet tooth. There may be some lemons, but more than likely just fluff.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-5-09 - Light Y. & L - Complete8. Extreme Makeover: Alice Edition reviewsNow that she's a vampire and a little more durable, Alice decides to give Bella the makeover of her life... er, afterlife. And you know Alice – everything is extreme with her, especially when it comes to clothes, makeup, jewelry, and Bella!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-4-09 - Alice & Bella - Complete9. Previews and Teasers » reviewsSome excerpts of things I never finished and/or of things I never really started. Take a look and see if you like a few, would you? If I get some interest I'll start them again. .:Category and genres will change with each excerpt. One per chapter.:.Absolute Boyfriend - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-4-09 - Published: 7-15-09 - Riiko I. & Soshi A.10. The Real First Kira reviewsKira became almost like a pop icon in Japan after Light Yagami got the Death Note. However, the thing most people don’t know is that Light’s little sister Sayu was actually the first Kira... killing people indirectly as the author of “My Immortal”.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-29-09 - Light Y. & Sayu Y. - Complete11. Queen of the Grammar Nazis » reviewsA stranger appears in Living World, origins unknown. She calls herself the Grammar Fuhrer, and she's bent on wiping out all grammatical incorrectness and creating a master race of spellers and grammarians. Yusuke, of course, isn't so fond of that idea.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-29-09 - Published: 7-15-09 - Kurama M. - Complete12. A Game of Life and DeathBy bringing her to watch a game of baseball, Edward exposes Bella to the most dangerous threat – a vampire named James. Bella's blood sings to James just like it does to Edward – and James is used to always having his way.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Published: 9-28-09 - Victoria & James - Complete13. Albus Severus Potter reviewsAlbus. Severus. Potter. What were they thinking? They had cursed him. No one would ever see Albus Severus Potter standing in front of them. No one would ever see this boy as unique. When looking at him, people would see three dead men and a living one.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-27-09 - Albus S. P. & Minerva M. - Complete14. Love Apples reviewsLight and Ryuk bond over apples.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-24-09 - Light Y. & Ryuk - Complete15. Why I Can't Eat Normal Things For Breakfast » reviewsHe picked up the sandwich. Pan groaned. "There's a reason I can't eat normal things for breakfast, Pan," he said slowly after another bite. "Would you like to know why?" "Yes, I would very much like to know why!" she exclaimed, taking back her Cheerios.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-24-09 - Published: 9-8-09 - Gohan & Chi-Chi - Complete16. Someone Else's Identity Crisis reviewsOf all the things we agree on when it comes to Kurama, there is one thing we just can’t reach a consensus on. The age-old question: just what the hell is he? A fangirl’s thoughts as she tries to reason out what exactly Kurama is: one, two, or three?Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-20-09 - Kurama M. - Complete17. Demon Firefly reviewsCompare your best friend to an animal. Anyone who knows Hiei can tell you what he is most like: the dragon. I decided to challenge myself. I would find another animal to compare Hiei to, one with a more positive connotation. My best friend is my firefly.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-17-09 - Kurama M. & Hiei - Complete18. Human Firefly reviewsFireflies are elusive, mysterious beings, something meant to fly wherever it pleases, bringing its beauty to those who appreciate it. Such a beautiful, fragile creature could not survive in a captive lifestyle. And so I set him free, my human firefly.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-13-09 - Kurama M. - Complete19. I Owe You One reviewsEdward told you you'd be running on three legs if you returned me to him in less-than-perfect condition. Do you remember why he promised that, Jacob? I do. You kissed me without my consent, and punching you broke my hand. And Jake? I still owe you one.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-8-09 - Bella & Jacob - Complete20. The Fourth Unforgivable Curse reviewsEveryone knows about the three unforgivable curses: the killing curse, the mind-control curse, and torture curse. But there is a fourth unforgivable curse no one remembers, and no one knows it better than me... The fourth unforgivable curse... is love.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-8-09 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete21. You're Cute when You're Mad reviewsRen storms off after being offended by Horohoro. Yoh follows. "What do you want, Yoh?" He smiles. "I just wanted to tell you something." Ren waits. Silence. "So what is it?" he demands. Yoh smiles wider and says five words: "You're cute when you're mad."Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-2-09 - Yoh A. & Ren T. - Complete22. I Don't Add Up reviewsI was seven years old, and I refused to go anywhere near him. I wouldn't let this stranger, no matter how friendly, take my brother's place. Although, as soon as Gohan saw him, he ran to him and threw his arms around him. That was the only time he cried.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-12-09 - Goten - Complete23. Famous Nobody reviewsYou know how when someone is famous, their entire family becomes famous? Being related to someone famous automatically makes you famous. What about me? No one knows who I am. I'm part of the family, too. And in a family of famous people, I'm a nobody.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-8-09 - Goten - Complete24. No Sugar in My Coffee reviewsA good 25 years after they took the barrier down, demons are running rampant. Human World is a mess. Humans live in fear, and our favorite Spirit World fighters are trying to get by. And one cold day in December, these four have an unexpected meeting...Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-8-09 - Kurama M. & Yusuke U. - Complete25. Forgotten Son reviewsEveryone knows that ChiChi favors Gohan over Goten. Goten is always second and always forgotten. Would anyone notice if he disappeared? No. No one knows he's alive. But he hopes to Yama he's wrong. Nothing would be more disappointing than being right.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-5-09 - Goten - Complete26. I am the Prince of the Saiyans » reviewsA character-exercise I did revolving around everyone's favorite DBZ anti-hero, Vegeta. He always calls himself the prince of the Saiyans. What is the reason behind it? He hates everyone and is always alone. He and the others have a little heart-to-heart.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,307 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-3-09 - Published: 5-12-09 - Vegeta - Complete27. Vegeta, Meet Guitar Hero reviewsWhat happens when the prince of the Saiyans stumbles across one of the most addicting games ever? That's right, Vegeta gets caught up in the Guitar Hero craze. They only problem? He sucks. Really, really, really sucks. So let's watch the drama unfold...Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-3-09 - Vegeta - Complete28. Only Sasuke can Prevent Forest Fires reviewsSasuke, er... sorta burns down the entire forest and hidden leaf village by using a fire jutsu in clearing of the woods. Yeah. Smart, huh? What follows is an incredibly random story in which the Naruto characters are ridiculously and mockingly portrayed.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-22-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete29. Connotations reviewsEdward Masen was just a boy, not sure what he wanted in life. But then he found her: the most beautiful creature he'd ever seen. And then he knew. He got down on his knee and swore to love her forever, even when forever didn't have the same connotations.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-16-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete30. Fire and the Rose reviewsFire destroys. Destruction provides its sustenance. It kills to survive. But fire is not always the enemy. For some, it is their friend. It may burn and destroy, but it also provides warmth, light, and hope. And fire whispered to the rose, "I love you."Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-12-09 - Hiei & Kurama M. - Complete31. The Five People that Love Bella » reviewsFive poems. Five different kinds of love. Five people: vampire, werewolf, human, and half-human, half-vampire - the five people that love Bella. A tribute to Edward, Jacob, Alice, Charlie, and Renesmee, the five unsung heroes of Twilight.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-30-09 - Published: 4-20-09 - Bella - Complete32. The Hardest Thing I've Ever Done reviewsWith the school blood drive approaching fast, Bella decides she wants to give blood. She wants to do something good with her humanity while she still has it. The problem? She's deathly afraid of needles and she insists that Edward come with her!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-30-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete33. Dear Uncle Press reviewsThe sequel to "The Truth". Bobby writes a letter to his Uncle Press, telling him that he's done the most unforgivable thing: joined Saint Dane and left the Travelers. But, wait... there's more to that than just finding out his feelings for Saint Dane?Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-30-09 - Bobby P. & Press T. - Complete34. Yellow Car reviewsBy some miracle the Cullens convince Bella to go on a camping trip. But the trip takes a very strange but hilarious turn when Bella accidentally introduces the vampires to a game known as yellow car, in which the losing players must remove their clothes!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-27-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete35. The Truth » reviewsBobby gets a chance to learn some of the truth. He gets to learn about his Uncle Press, about the Travelers, and about Halla. But he doesn't hear this from Press. No, he learns this from the one person he thought he would never listen to. Saint Dane.Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,113 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 4-27-09 - Published: 10-15-08 - Bobby P. & Saint Dane - Complete36. Avenging the Little Red Tricycle reviewsThe story comes to an amazing conclusion in the third and final installment of the Tricycle Trilogy! Yusuke avenges the death of his tricycle, alien mayhem ensues, and Keiko finally finishes her project. How? Read and find out! You'll be glad you did!Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-26-09 - Yusuke U. & Keiko Y. - Complete37. How I Met Your Father » reviewsAtsuko has died, but she still has something very important to tell Yusuke. When Yusuke reads the letter his mother left him, he learns who is father is, how Atsuko met him... and that everything he thought about his mother is pretty dead-wrong.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-24-09 - Published: 1-10-09 - Atsuko U. & Sakyou - Complete38. One Less Loser reviewsAn emo-tribute to Kuwabara, the fallen hero of YuYu Hakusho. I hope all who read it think twice about Kuwabara the next time they prepare to insult him. I've seen the light, and I after reading this, you will, too. Kuwabara deserves better than this.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-20-09 - K. Kuwabara - Complete39. Our Love reviewsYusuke and Keiko sing about their relationship and their feelings for each other. They really have nothing in common but the way they feel for each other. But they share that one, small thing in common like they would a small umbrella in the rain.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-22-09 - Yusuke U. & Keiko Y. - Complete40. Your Horrorscope for Today » reviewsHoroscopes don't actually come true... they're just a bunch of mumbo-jumbo nonsense. That is, until the gang starts getting killed according to their horoscopes. Can they find and stop the killer before it's too late?Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,767 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 12-27-08 - Published: 11-1-08 - Kurama M. - Complete41. Remember the Little Red Tricycle reviewsThe sequel to "The Little Red Tricycle". Keiko tries to interview Yukina for her project. Meanwhile, Yusuke is determined to prove that his story is true, that aliens do exist. But if he's right, if there are aliens, what will that mean for Japan?Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-25-08 - Yusuke U. & Keiko Y. - Complete42. On a Valentine's Day reviewsHe was alone, never needed anyone. The only person who mattered was himself, because no one else cared. Then he met Kurama, and his entire life changed for the better. For the first time, he felt loved. And then it all ended... on a Valentine's Day.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-1-08 - Hiei & Kurama M. - Complete43. The Little Red Tricycle reviewsKeiko interviews Yusuke and he begins to tell her the story of the little red tricycle. It's a story of love, loss, and... Kuwabara being abducted by aliens? Has Yusuke lost his mind? Will he be able to prove his story is true? Well, read and find out!Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-19-08 - Yusuke U. & Keiko Y. - Complete44. I Love You, Goodbye reviewsKurama has to choose between living with his mother or without her, living as a human or as a demon. He can't take it anymore, being torn in two. When he finally makes his choice, he chooses not what is best for him, but what he thinks is best for Shiori.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-15-08 - Kurama M. & Shiori M. - Complete45. Haunting Memories reviewsPast and present intertwine as the memories return to haunt me... The names, the faces, the words... Things were different in the past... Should I choose my own destiny now, make my own choice? Should I tell her that I am the one she's been searching for?Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-3-07 - Hiei & Yukina - Complete46. More than Human, only Human reviewsShinobi: the word for heart and blade. For that's the job of shinobi, to kill their heart with their blades, to overcome their human feelings and reach a new level of being. But that's impossible. Shinobi may be more than human, but they are only human.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-30-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete47. Angel Eyes reviewsAs Maya Kitijima rediscovers her past and her memory, she also rediscovers her love for the redheaded Shuichi. Though she accepts that being with him puts her in danger, he isn't willing to take that risk. But can Maya forget his beautiful angel eyes?Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-25-07 - Kurama M. & Maya K. - Complete48. Like a Red Rubber Ball reviewsThe morning sun shines like a red rubber ball and is always there when a new day comes. But the morning sun and the setting sun are the same, and as the darkest era in Keiko's life draws to a close, the setting sun is shining there like a red rubber ball.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-28-07 - Keiko Y. & Yusuke U. - Complete
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