Favorite Quotes:

-"This is insanity? It feels like childhood." - B.N.

-"I'm an Idiot with strokes of genius" - A.M.

- "What did you get your wife for Valentine's Day?" - Me asking.

- "A Toaster Oven." -Teacher answering.

- "Today we are studying an excerpt from the Kama Sutra." -History Teacher. (If you don't know what that is then look it up, though I'm not liable for any damage it might do.)

- "What position?" -Me. (This one and the one before it go together. I didn't get in trouble for asking that luckily the teacher just laughed it off.)

- "I stole a rock." -Chemistry Teacher.

- "Fuck You!" -Buddhist Monk.

-"Slaughter can't be spelled with out laughter." - Maggie

-"If blind people wear sunglasses why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?" -Brenda.

-"I think Peter Pan just hit on me." - Jenessa

-"His name is Jeffrey and he's gay. Good luck with that." - Me (This one and the one above it go together)

-"Does this ride go underwater?" - Jenessa

-"It's a submarine ride. What else would it do?" - Me (this one and the one above it go together)

-"How did you like hell?" - Felix

-"It was warm." - Jenessa (this one and the one above it go together)

Conversation:

- "I'm drinking Hello Kitty Juice!" -Felix.

- "Where did you get that from?" -Me

- "I milked her." -Felix

Favorite Manga:

Iono-Sama Fanatics - The darn Thing is absolutely adorable.

Favorite Animes:

Mai Hime/Mai Otome

Azumanga Daioh - This is the funniest and randomest anime I have ever seen.

Stories: I'm a humor writer.

-GRR! Chilldren!: I update every now and then.

- I've finally figured out why i'm taking so long to update or make new stories, I'm running out of funny material. It takes me a while to gain more. Please bear with me on my quest to find things that will tickle the funny bone.