"A pile of shit has 1000 eyes."

- Stand By Me (An excellent movie)

Name: Cassandra Incognito (But you can call me Cassie)

Age: Currently 20. Woot. I'm not old enough to do anything but drive... and my skillz in that department are drastically lacking.

Location: Here. I'm always on. and Canada.

ZE ART WALL

My Deviant Art Account: http://cassandra-incognito.deviantart.com/ This is a pretty accurate example of my lack of skills. http://cassandra-incognito.deviantart.com/art/Teen-Adriano-45139238

ZE FAN ART WALL

Naru by Lenap - http://lenap.deviantart.com/art/Naru-69067414 (Alas... I don't know what fiction this was done for... but I adore it none the less. Screams Kyaa! Kyaa!)

ZE 'CHECK THEM OUT' WALL (Stories or authors I find more than worth while)

CrisNoWait :http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1591951/ and their story Permission to Seek. It's a Naruto fiction, ShinoNaruto, with a bit of SasukeNaruto, KakashiIruka, and a bunch of other delightful pairings... but most of all, it's very well written, flows beautifully, is very honest in it's creation and leaves you wanting more. Although it may seem long, the journey that the author takes you on is more than worth it.

BonneNuit : http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1106767/BonneNuitand their story The Form of a Man, The Form of a Stone. Its a FMA fiction, with ScarEd, and a hinting of GreedEd. Its beautifully formed, and follows the manga wonderfully. Its original, and steamy. A very enjoyable fiction that didn't get the props it deserved. Only 20 chapters long, so it's not a killer long read, but with a hopeful sequel, you'll be begging for more. There are also some lovely KakaNaru and Bleach stories for fans out there.

FAVORITE PAIRINGS

- Naruto: Anyone with Naruto really... I prefer Naruto uke.

- Kingdom Hearts: RikuSora (Sora is cutest uke ever -- Naruto excluded... I mean he has his own space in my heart), anyone Sora really (Sora uke). AxelRoxas (Kawaii! Plus you know they belong together)

- Full Metal Alchemist: MustangEdward / EnvyEdward (Even though they are related) / Pretty much anyone Edward. I prefer Edward as an uke.

- Saiyuki: AnyoneGoku (Saiyuki is so yummy... I mean four hot guys...who can complain?)

- Final Fantasy XII: BalthierVaan, BaschVaan (Vaan is blonde and hot... its enough for me!)

- Harry Potter: (Is it a sin to mar the book with my sinful pairings?... Nahhhhhh) Anyone Harry (Harry Uke) , GrinDum (Come on... you know it happened.)

- Buffy the Vampire Slayer: AnymaleXander (he's just cute demon bait. XD.) Although I am partial to SpikeXander, and AngelXander... but all three is just yummy.

- Yu Yu Hakusho: Kurama, Hiei, Urameshi (in any order)

I'm sure there's more...

CURRENT IDEAS (You steal... I kill. UNLESS you ask if you can do it, and I give PERMISSION)

- Parents Day (K...tis sweet, Iruka + Naruto child... no Yaoi... no nothing. ) Parent's day... the most hated day on young Uzumaki Naruto's calendar, second only to his birthday.

- Kink (M- Pretty much everyone gets it on with Naruto... All guys though.) Naruto muses on his various lovers kinks... Domination, Roleplay and Bondage, oh my!

- Vocalizations (M- ItaNaru, SasuNaru, SaiNaru, KyuNaru +billions of side pairings... some of which are written) Sharingan the most famous band in all of Konoha. Kitsune their equally popular rivals. Get ready to sing your heart out, because this means war.

- Paint by Numbers (M- SaiNaru) Sai completely frustrated with a lack of canvas turns his attentions on a most delicious piece of art... Naruto.

- Dynamic Entry!! (M- GaiLee, KakaNaru, LeeNaru, KakaGai) Gai and Kakashi are at it again, but what happens when the sexy green beast runs out of ideas? Why not a small competition between students... if only they knew.

- ReVEILations (M- Harry Potter/ Naruto cross-over) An epic battle, a fallen hero, a misfit, kindred spirits, and reveilations... just what exactly lies beyond the veil?

- Can You Keep A Secret? (M- RikuSora) Sora, the nerd, complete and utter misfit. Riku, the popular, abeit slightly slow jock. Why in the world won't Sora tutor him? Well... I'll tell you... can you keep a secret?

- Highschool Confidential (M- SasuNaru, SasuSai, SasuMany, GaaNaru, ItaNaru, ManyNaru) Naruto's just an innocent boy coming to a realization, he's completely and utterly gay. Going to a Gay Bar for the first time he happens upon one man who changes everything... Sasuke."What's that man doing with him... its that guy, and he's screwing with him."

- Fangs (M- Pairing yet to be decided) Harry's finally all grown up and acting as an Auror... however one simple mistake turns the hunter into the hunted, and something will never be the same.

- New Design (M- ??Naruto ) 'I've never come so close, I've never worn so thin. I'm stepping out instead of closing in. Left myself behind when I made up my mind, no turning back this time... this is my new design.' Sasukes gone, Gaara is a leader of Suna, his friends are moving on with their lives, and Naruto is stuck as a genin... never to progress, to be hated. The threat is gone, by the pain remains. Naruto is gone, Uzumaki Naruto no longer exists. This is my new design. 'Sometimes I just feel so alone... I've never felt so far from home.'

- Get Over It (One Shot M- InoSakura) Ino's just sick of hearing Sakura's whining over Sasuke. So she decides to finally shut her up.

- Seduction (M- ManyNaru) What started as a bet, turned into something deeper... and something much more twisted. (AU Naruto) This one is really twisted folks... and there should be some sort of smut in evey chapter.

- Ladies and Gentlemen (M- Gore; various random pairings) AU universe: bountry hunters, fight clubs, and mysterious powers... oh my. (Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, Trigun, Cow Boy Bebop, Harry Potter, Hellsing- Oh god... its a giant excuse for a cross over :P)

- What a Girl Wants (M- SakuraIno) Ino for all her talk and confidence has issues, Sakura for all her issues has an inner confidence. Smart match, eh?

- Ever After (M- KibaNaruto) Naruto a beautiful young boy is kidnapped at birth by faeries and given to the king and queen of the fae to raise as their own. Ignorant of his circumstances the blonde happily grows up, unknowing of his true heritage until he meets a strange boy in the woods, a young hunter who is enthralled by the blonde.

- Insatiable (M- ManyNaruto) Growing up Naruto always felt different then the rest...after finding out he was the container for Kyuubi he thought he had discovered the reason for his discontent... Boy was he ever wrong.

- The Way (M- SasukeNaruto) Its the way that he kisses him, the way he makes him feel, its the way he makes him fall in love... That's what he gets for falling again, he can never get him out of his head. Pretty Boy left suffering. (Song-fic, One-shot- filled with angst)

- Manipulation (M- ??Naruto) It was a perfect plan really, treat the unloved child like a loved one, and reap the benefits of having the small creature trust you, worship you, obey you. Raise him, teach himand mould him into the perfect pet, a loyal follower, an unmatchable killer. So simple... and the best part was Konoha had no clue. (Angst, gore, blood, and sex in blood and gore. One of the most twisted ideas for a fic I've had)

- Brother Dearest (M- EnvyEdward, AlEdward) When Al is captured, Edward has no choice but to go after him, finally coming upon his brother he is haunted with the skeletons in his family closet, and made the focal point of his brother's obsessive love.

- The Tower (M- SiriusHarry, ??Harry) Harry is locked inside a tower in Azakaban, doomed to spend eternity in isolation after being charged with breaking into the ministry, and allowing Voldemort access. Mourning the death of his godfather/lover he finds that perhaps his isolation won't be so isolated.

- The Godfathers (M- SeverusDraco, SiriusHarry, DracoHarry, SiriusDraco, SeverusHarry) When Draco and Serverus discover the secret Harry adn Sirius were keeping, they can't help but exploit it like the snakes they are... however they never expected it to come back to bite them in the ass.

STORY PROGRESS

Current

Throw Yourself Away: (W.I.P.) Still working on it.

- Father Figure: (W.I.P.) The next chapter should be coming soon.

- The Icha Icha Incident: (W.I.P) Dammit SARA. Get off your ass so I can post the next chapter! I finished my first bit.

Hiatus

- Who's Your Daddy (W.I.P.) I know where its going... but lost a lot of what I had written in the great computer crash of 2008... so I'm starting over on parts.

- Assassin King (W.I.P) Still a long ways to go on this one.

- Monsters Sleep Under The Bed, Not On It: (W.I.P.) I'm currently sort of working on the chapter... ish... I got distracted...

- Purity: (W.I.P) Hopefully I'm getting back on track with this one. I know where I'm going... its just the getting there that's hard.

- Where Do We Go From Here?: (W.I.P.) Revisting at some point... to either determine revision or dump it.

Complete

- How Many Licks?: (Complete) At least until I get another one-shot idea. :P

- Domination: (Complete... for now) I have no time for you!

- Discovering Yaoi: (Complete) Yay!

- Double Bubble Trouble: (Complete) Boo-Ya!

- Teach Me Sensei!: (Complete) Tear I'll miss you, it was a fun bit of smut while it lasted. (Might have a sequel)

- Trick or Treat: (W.I.P) Totally forgot about this one... I'll get to it at some point. ON HOLD.

- What If?: (Complete) Heck Yes!

THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF

- Mary Sue's (Just... No.)

- OC's would have little to no background and squirrel their way into a relationship with the characters... Boo on you. (THEY ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE.)

- M-Preg with no good explination as to why Naruto got pregnant. Or uses the over rated... Kyuubi did it... or Kyuubi is a female, or Kyuubi like all other fox demons randomly has the ability to produce their own children despite gender... seriously? Because everything I've ever learned in science class bitchslaps that theory in the face... foxes don't produce asexually! LEARN PEOPLE! I'm not against M-Preg... I just wish people would think it out a little more. A jutsu to make a male pregnant makes more sense to me... after all Tsunade pretty much brought herself back from the dead. Kabuto was able to... (you know what he did and if you don't I won't spoil it) so making a life where it wouldn't be normally isn't that far off.

Case and Point: (This was actually taken from a story, which remains nameless to hopefully lower the shame on the author)

Well kit, in the fox deamon world all foxes can get pregnate girls and guy so it is the same with you.

'Huh?'

Naruto your pregnate!!

'I'M WHAT!!'

YOU ARE PREGNATE!!

'OHMIGOD OHMIGOD OHMIGOD OHMIGOD'

Oh my god indeed. ... And because I'm anal like this... IT'S PREGNANT. NOT PREGNATE. -_- and while I'm at it... Demon. DEMON. Not deamon... this is not some digimon/Philip Pullman's his Dark Materials... it is NARUTO, and that's not how you spell demon in the series.

If you have any ideas or want some of my ideas... or just want to contact me... feel free to message... or use my e-mail.