|The Recapper of Badassery|
Author has written 3 stories for Jurassic Park, Star Trek: 2009, and Sherlock Holmes.
Once upon a time, I was known as Rocket Happy. Then I stopped writing fanfics, choosing to read them instead while I wrote my own original stories. But then I started recapping movies I watched, and thus I was reborn as The Recapper of Badassery. It is an ironic title, seeing as anybody who's anybody knows I am the furthest thing from badass. I'm just obnoxious and loud and foul-mouthed.
Movies I have recapped/am currently recapping:
Movies I plan to recap:
(I would love for anybody to message me with suggestions for movies they'd like to see recapped! :D You can PM me on this site or you can IM me on AIM (my username is "rockett happyy") with your suggestions. I really like doing these recaps and I want to do a lot more, so please don't be shy! You could be introducing me to movies I've never seen before!)
WARNING!! My recaps should not be read by those who cannot handle extreme coarse language, ruthless sarcasm, abuse of the caps lock key, support for homosexuality, House, M.D. references, squealing, veering off-topic for a brief story about my own personal life, use of terms from TV Tropes, christening characters/animals/objects just for the hell of it, topics of a sexual nature that include but are not limited to: "that's what she said" moments, pointing out phallic objects, begging character(s) regardless of their gender to engage in sexual relations with myself, etc.
Thank you, and enjoy my idiotic recaps. :D
UPDATE, 10/6/2010: You guys, I am sooo sorry for not updating A Very Foul-Mouthed Recap: SHERLOCK HOLMES. My absence over the summer break is due to - get this - I have no fucking clue where the DVD is. Seriously, it's gone. It was in my DVD player one night and the next it was gone, and I have no idea what happened to it. It's not even my movie, it's my sister's, so if it doesn't turn up soon I'm going to get her a replacement and then GET BACK TO THE FUCKING RECAP, because I've missed doing it so much. D: Anyway, I just felt like I had to let you all know that I definitely have not abandoned it or anything. I'm sorry I haven't been able to get back to your PMs! Once I get back on track with the recap, I'll start replying again, I promise. But I have added the suggestions you've sent me to the list up there, so don't think you don't have my tremendous gratitude for putting up with me! I love you guys.
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