Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Kingdom Hearts.
If you are a dreamer, come in
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar
A hoper, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer
If you're a pretender come sit by my fire
For we have some flax golden tails to spin
Name: Sora (nickname)
Status: Yaoi fangirl
A little about me:
If I review, be damn happy. I'm selective about my reviews. Even if it's a "I loved it!" it's special, because I frequently favorite and rarely review. I'm here to "fave without commenting" as DA says.
If I review and offer to beta, be REALLY damn happy. It means I like your story enough to straighten out the kinks. (Also- to get sneak previews of other stuff. ;P)
I dislike the use (or misuse) of the word yaoi. It's frequently used where shonen-ai should be. Yaoi stands for Yama nashi, ochi nashi, imi nashi, No climax, No point, No meaning. It's for smut, basically. Shonen-ai is for non-smut works. Kay? I'll call you out on it. I'm not doing to be mean.
I like funny quotes.
I like hits and favorites. Also, reviews. You should see my happiness at the fact "Aw man! I can't believe I lost!" has almost 3000 hits.
So that's me! Anything else you wanna knows, PM me.
Too lazy to type out anything but my current writing obsession, but I'm bored with MOST cannon. I like some. MaiZuko, for instance.
I can effin compromise on everything else. I refuse on those two.
Pic that inspired C'mon shorty: http://ascik.deviantart.com/art/C-mon-Shortie-189221601
I feel I should explain something. My fics are in little universes. Now. Let me explain which stories are where.
Aw, man! I can believe I lost, The Bet, and C'mon Shorty are all in one universe. Kay?
A dream is a wish your heart makes and (at least) two upcoming stories I have are all set in the same universe.
Princes and Princesses is of course, in it's own universe.
If you like, Is it Abuse if We Both do It? can be in it's own universe. Or in the same one with The Bet and those. Kay?
I'm sorry to the people I said I would edit a mission to. I won't, it's been deleted, scrapped, and I salted the very place where it once lay.
I changed my name back to my trademark! Yay me.
Funniest thing ever vvvv
"WHY AM I WRITING ABOUT MALE MASTURBATION? YOU'RE THE MALE!" (me to my friend about a collab we're doing/may have done at this point)
"'I'm used to writing in past tense.'
'So why are we writing in present tense?'" (Same collab)
"Oh god, it's justified to the left!" Me, glancing at a fic then stopping. (IT'S ALMOST AS BAD AS COMIC SANS)
"Starting to suspect you're bipolar kid." Donald to Sora in the KH manga.
"Hands off the uke." Axel in Konatalzumi1's story Rikulicious
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW QUOTES! A section entirely for him.
"Why should I sail with you?!
Four of you have tried to Kill me in the past...
One of you succeeded."
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."
"'You and I are alike, and there will come a moment when you have the chance to show it, to do the right thing'
'I love those moments, I like to wave at them as they pass by.'"
"'You're supposed to be dead!'
'Am I not?'"
"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman."
"'How the blazes did you get off that island?'
'When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.'"
"'[looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?"
'I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.'
'You need to find yourself a girl mate.'"
"'No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,'
[looks at Jack's sword] 'And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.'
'But you have heard of me.'"
"You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before? "
"Stop blowing holes in my ship! "
"'We're going to steal a ship? That ship? '
'Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.'"
[She slaps him]
'I'm not sure I deserved that.'
[a blond woman approaches]
'Who was she? '
[She slaps him]
'I may have deserved that.'"
"No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch."
"'Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley"'
'That would be the French.'"
"'Why is the rum gone?'"
[Anamaria slaps Jack]
Will: I suppose you didn't deserve that one either?
Jack: No, that one I deserved.
Anamaria: You stole my boat!
Anamaria: [Anamaria slaps Jack again]
Jack: Borrowed... borrowed without permission, but with every intention of bringing it back.
Anamaria: But you didn't!
Jack: You'll get another one.
Anamaria: I will.
Will: A better one.
Jack: A better one.
Will: That one.
Jack: What one?
Will: [Will looks at the Interceptor]
Jack: That one? Aye, that one. What say you to that?
The Crew: Aye!
Gibbs: No, it's frightful bad luck to have a woman aboard.
Jack: It would be far worse not to have her."
"'But you're Captain Jack Sparrow. You vanished from under the eyes of seven agents of the East India Company. You sacked Nassau Port without even firing a shot. Are you the pirate I've read about or not? How did you escape last time?'
"So that's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum. " (this is technically an Elizibeth quote... Shush, it's about Jack.)
"Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.
Jack: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Murtogg: I said no lies.
Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you."
"...and then they made me their chief."
"Elizabeth: [sighs] "... Drink up me hearties, yo ho".
Jack: What was that, Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: It's Miss Swann.
Jack: Miss Swann.
Elizabeth Nothing, it's just a song I learned as a child when I thought it would be fun to meet a real pirate.
Jack: Let's hear it, then.
Jack: Come on. We've got the time. Let's be having it.
Elizabeth: No. I'd need a lot more to drink.
Jack: How much more?"
"Gillete: This ship cannot be crewed by two men. You'll never make it out of the bay.
Jack: Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?"
"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow! "
"You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place... sudden urge to jump?... I don't have it. "
"You are guilty of being innocent of being Jack Sparrow."
"Angelica: [Jack turns to leave] Wait! I'm with child... it's yours.
Jack: I don't remember...
Angelica: You were drunk.
Jack: I don't think I've ever been that drunk."
"Angelica: Admit it, Jack. You still love me.
Jack: If you had a sister and a dog... I'd choose the dog."
"Salaman: You are either for us of against us!
Phillip: I am neither with you, nor am I against you!
Salaman: [to Jack] Can he do that?
Jack: He's religious, I believe it's required."
"Gibbs: So the Pearl. Any idea on how to get her out?
Jack: We shall need a crossbow, an hourglass, three goats, one of us must learn to play the trumpet, whilst the other one goes like this.
Gibbs: I know a man with a goat.
Jack: Good, then I can go like this."
"I support the Missionary's position. "
"The Black Pearl in a bottle. Why is the Black Pearl in a bottle?"
"Angelica: [being marooned] You can't just leave me bound and tied!
Jack: You burst out of your bonds thirty minutes ago.
[blocks Angelica's attack]"
"Tia Dalma: Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.
Jack: Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalmaa: Yes.
Jack: ...Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back.
Jack: [greedily] No!
Tia Dalma: Then it helps."
"Will Turner: You want me to find this?
Jack Sparrow: No. You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy?
Will Turner: This is going to save Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davy Jones?
Will Turner: Not much.
Jack Sparrow: Yeah, it's going to save Elizabeth"
"Jack Sparrow: [with his back to Elizabeth, thinking that she is a man] Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!
Elizabeth Swann: I'm here to find the man I love.
Jack Sparrow: [startled] I'm deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea.
Elizabeth Swann: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: [turning around] Elizabeth!
Jack Sparrow: Hide the rum."
"Elizabeth Swann: Jack, the letters, give them back.
Jack Sparrow: No. Persuade me.
Elizabeth Swann: You do know Will taught me how to handle a sword.
Jack Sparrow: As I said, persuade me."
"Jack Sparrow: [after being covered in mucus after the Kraken roars at him] Not so bad...
[wipes the slime from his face]
Jack Sparrow: [he looks down and sees his old hat] Oh!
[reaches for his hat and puts it on]
Jack Sparrow: 'Ello, beastie.
[smiles and draws his sword]"
"Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew. "
"Elizabeth Swann: It's real!
Norrington: You actually were telling the truth.
Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.
Will Turner: With good reason."
"Davey Jones: I wonder, Sparrow, can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man, a friend, to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?
Jack Sparrow: [thinks for a second] Yep. I'm good with it."
"You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin. "
"Jack Sparrow: He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl,
Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] and you felt guilty,
Jack Sparrow: [to Barbossa] and you and your Brethren Court.
Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
[Everyone looks around. Pintel, Ragetti, and Jack The Monkey cautiously raise their hands]
Jack Sparrow: I'm standing over there with them."
"Can't spot it. Must be a tiny thing hiding somewhere behind the Pearl."
"[Barbossa is giving orders and Jack repeats the order]
Barbossa: What are you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'?
Barbossa: No, what *are* you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'?
Barbossa: *No!* What *are* you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa: The captain of the ship *is* givin' orders.
Jack Sparrow: My ship, makes me captain.
Barbossa: They be my charts!
Jack Sparrow: Well, that makes you
Jack Sparrow: chartman.
Pintel: Stow it! Both of you! That's an order! Understand?
[Jack and Barbossa stare at him]
Pintel: Sorry. I just thought with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration, sorry.
Ragetti: [to Pintel] I'd vote for you."
"Elizabeth Swann: [of the Pirate Lords and their crews fighting each other] This is madness.
Jack Sparrow: This is politics."
"Lord Cutler Beckett: [Jack is about to light a cannon that's pointed at the mast] You're mad.
Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work.
[fires the cannon, which catapults him onto his ship, landing safely on his feet behind his crew]
Jack Sparrow: And that was without even a single drop of rum."
"Jack Sparrow: Done?
Lord Cutler Beckett: Done. Although if I kill you, then I can use the compass to find my way to Shipwreck Cove.
[raises his gun]
Lord Cutler Beckett: Cut out the middle man, as it were.
Jack Sparrow: Without me, you'd arrive at the Cove and find it a fortress, nigh-impregnable, able to withstand a blockade for years. Then you'll be wishing "Oh, if only there was someone I hadn't killed inside, to make sure the pirates come OUTside..."
Lord Cutler Beckett: And you can do this?
Jack Sparrow: You may kill me, but you can never insult me. Who am I?
[Beckett falters, confused]
Jack Sparrow: [put out] I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! "
"Will Turner: Where did you get your information?
Jack Sparrow: From a man who heard it from a man who got it from a man who swears on pain of death that it's genuine. I'd stake my reputation on it.
Will Turner: Jack, your name is synonymous with weasel.
Jack Sparrow: Then how did I convince you to come along?
Will Turner: That is a mystery for the ages."
"[unable to remember Sora's name] Zola!"
"I don't know who these Organizers are, but I will say they're makin' we pirates look like proper gents."
The best for last
I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT!
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8.) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage