HELLO FELLO FANFICTIONERS!!

I write stories for The Office (Jim and Pam), Harry Potter (Ron and Hermione/Remus and Tonks), and Gilmore Girls (Luke and Lorelai)!! I read stories for all four of these ships, and Pirates of the Caribbean (Will and Elizabeth) and Twilight (Bella and Edward...DUH!), but I've never attempted to write a fanfic about these b/c I'm not that clever! (Like I'm clever enough to write fanfics at all! hehe)!

Bella and Edward are my fixation right now! I have never been so obsessed with something in my life and that's saying something!! Ever since I read those books, I haven't been able to focus on ANYTHING else!! Bella and Edward are SO perfect for each other and, as Kristen Stewart said, would die for one another!! Edward is the man of my and virtually ANY woman's dreams!! And I, for one, think that Robert Pattinson is the PERFECT Edward!! I have complete faith in Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart to portray the roles marvelously!! I think that they will do an amazing job!! I've seen clips of them playing the characters and they seem to have amazing chemistry!! Stephenie Meyer said that she was practically a puddle on the floor and a girl actually collapsed out of her chair while watching a more intimate scene b/n the two! She even warned fans to bring a paper bag to the movie in case of hyperventilation!! I CAN'T WAIT!! Is it December, yet?!

As I mentioned above, I also love Harry Potter b/c let's face it, it's AMAZING! Ron and Hermione are adorable and I was so excited about them finally getting together! I am sad to say that I didn't get truly into the Lupin and Tonks fanfiction until after I read the sixth and seventh books! I wish I'd realized how amazing they would be together after the fifth book, but, I needed JK Rowling to spell it out for me! So, now I'm completely obsessed with them!! I cannot wait to see the 6th movie and see how David Thewlis and Nat Tena work together! I'm sure they will be brilliant!

The Office is easily one of the most AMAZING shows on television today! The actors work brilliantly together and have seriously made me believe that there is a Dunder Mifflin paper company in Scranton!! The Jim and Pam saga is absolutely incredible and couldn't have been as amazing as it is without John Krasinski and Jenna Fischer! They have amazing chemistry and I love them so much!! I can't wait until season 5 starts!! PB&J ROCK MY SOCKS!!

I no longer have anything to do with Gilmore Girls, unfortunately. It has left me with an odd taste in my mouth...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!! I actually haven't been able to watch an episode since the show ended b/c it hurts to know they ruined such an awesome show. I know it's sad that I get so obsessed with TV shows and movies, but I can't help it! Anywhoozle, I hope you all enjoy my fanfics as I enjoy yours!!

Now onto the subject of my stories!! I started off my fanfiction obsession with Luke/Lorelai!! It was right after Season 6 ended and the hell that is Season 7 was getting ready to begin!! I needed a fix, and I luckily stumbled upon this wonderful website!! This place and all of your stories are seriously what got me through the last season of Gilmore Girls!! I thank you all!!

I've also written a few Harry Potter stories! 2 for Ron and Hermione and 1 for Lupin and Tonks! My first Ron and Hermione story, Drift Away, kinda sucked! I was testing the waters with them and clearly, I shouldn't have!! After reading the seventh, and final entry of Harry Potter (tear), I was bombarded with the idea of a new R/Hr story! The Complicated Ways of Baby Names is one of my all time favorite stories that I've written and I'm very proud of it!! I really hope you decide to read it!! It made me smile, hopefully it will do the same for you!! Then, I decided to try my hand at the wonderful Lupin and Tonks relationship!! Again, tear! My story, Fields of Gold, was one of the first dramatic stories that I've written! I really liked it, and I hope all of you did as well!

I've also written 2 stories for Jim and Pam!! A.K.A. THE BEST COUPLE IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION!! I enjoyed writing both, Finally and It Wasn't Chocolate, but It Would Do, a lot!! Unfortunately, I don't think that I'd ever be able to do the couple justice like the rest of you!!

I just tried my hand at a Dwangela story!! I love Dwight and Angela so much, but they are INCREDIBLY hard to write! I'm sorry if Tattle Tale is a little OOC, but I tried! It was all on a dare, basically! So, if you think that the story sucked, please blame MegLT!! HAHA!

Now, it's time to bring this 'novel' to a close!! I hope you all enjoy my stories as i have immensely enjoyed yours!!

Thank You,

-Wish I was Mrs. Danes 117-

Hey you! I know you're just dying to do this!!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

COPY & PASTE STUFF:

If you've ever been on the computer for multiple hours, reading and writing fanfics, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character, (cough cough, Edward Cullen!), copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think all the good ones are either married, gay, or fictional creatures, copy and paste this to your profile.

If every single thing you see or hear somehow reminds you of Twilight (even if it's something totally random, like when there's a bear in a movie and you immediatly think of Emmet), so then you start hyperventilating and people look at you weird, copy and paste this into your profile

If whenever you see or hear the brand "volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrolably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile

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If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you know you have an un-healthy obession with any or all Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal, add this to your profile.

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If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

If you have Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse memorized, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

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If you use exclamation marks just because they make you sound all hyper like Alice and they're 'pretty' copy and paste this into your profile!!

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Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

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Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

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Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have a problem with counselors, copy and paste!!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If whenever your in pain, you take it out on your brother, only because you have nothing better to do, copy this profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this to your profile.

If you think that only losers don't own Twilight, copy this to your profile.

If your so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think it's vampires playing ball, copy this to your profile.

If you love the rain, copy this to your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copying this into your profile

If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever slapped/punched a relative because they took the last piece of your gum, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you, copy this to your profile.

If you're one of those people that hate those people who's profiles are like 80 billion pages long but you have a friking long profile anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.

If you think that TWILIGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If when you have a girl, you'd consider naming her Isabella, copy this into your profile. Hell, I'm considering changing MY name to Bella

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile. Hell yeah, it's hysterical!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. 'How does the ink come out of pens?'

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

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If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile. I always say 'Edward Cullen' without realizing it...

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this onto your profile. ITS AN OBSESSION

If you have ever pulled on a door that says push copy this into your profile. ALL THE TIME!!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. 4 times in one week (my nose looked HORRIBLE)

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!