Name: None of Your Business (Real Name any way)

Does this look like a male?! NO!! Haku is female!! A Girl!! Get that in your head people!!

I'm a male in my late teens

Eye Color: Blue, Green

Fav. Book: Harry Potter

Video Games: Legend of Dragoon, Wild Arms 2, Spiderman 2, Midnight Club 2, Grand theft Auto Vice City. Many more

Favorite Shows: Naruto, Rurouni Kenshin, Dragon Ball Z, Yu Yu Hakusho, Trigun, Gundam Wing, Bleach, Eureka 7, and Samurai X.

I read the manga Naruto and watch the show Naruto. I like the manga a lot more!

Yo!! Love all the Stories I’ve read. There is like some 420 stories. DAMN that is a lot!

I have two stories of my own. One is True Strength of Brothers. That story is officially discontinued! The reason is: I don’t like the way the story is going. Any one is free to rip off the idea from this story and I don’t care. Just PM me so I can read your story!

My other story is Kazama Uzumaki Naruto. My newest one! It is great! At least I think it is. I will continue it for a long time. It will become great hopefully. No one is allowed to steal this one. It is MINE!

Any way check out my stories! Enjoy!

CHECK OUT MY BETA'S STORIES! THEY KICK ASS! READ MORE BELOW!!

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/987503/

I would also like to thank my hopefully friend. He is so awsome. He is another Author like me. His name is Nightblade888. He is my beta for Kazama Uzumaki Naruto, my story. He has four stories. One complete, and three still in progress and updated frequently. The one that is complete is called: Return and Attack. His other three stories are: True Hyuuga Genius, Naruto of the Mirage, and Aiko. They are all very well done stories that you will love. Check them out!

This is so true...

You know you live in 2006 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Well people have asked for my opinion on Naruto, so here goes. This will be all of my ideas on how things should be and what I like and don’t.

Sasuke…

First off as a lot of my readers know, I hate Sasuke Uchiha with a passion. There are many reasons for this. One, he was GIVEN everything in life in Konoha and he threw it all away for nothing. Another is were did Orochimaru and Itachi get there power, Konoha, so were the hell does he get the idea that Orochimaru is better than Konoha… No idea… Secondly the manga should be called Sasuke, not Naruto, because that is all they focus on these days. Another, he is emo. Who in there right mind would hate girl’s literally throwing themselves at you every day. I can understand it would be annoying as hell, but you would think he would at least try to know one or two girls to have a girlfriend.

Another, why would you go fight your brother first instead of reviving your clan first? If you some how die fighting Itachi, then bye bye Uchiha clan forever. That is just stupid in my eyes.

My two main reasons I hate Sasuke though is because he is handed everything on a gold platter and he throws it away. Naruto gets nothing and has suffered a HELL of a lot more than him, so he can kiss his own angst ass for all I care. Oh my poor family all got killed by my big brother. That is sad and could leave trauma, but Naruto was beat every day, had hateful glares thrown every second of his life, kicked out of every place he has been to, lives in a crap of a apartment, can only afford ramen of all things, and did I mention he get beat on every week at least. So ya, Sasuke’s life is cake in comparison to Naruto’s.

My final reason is I hate Sasuke is because he is WAY too powerful in the manga. The Kyuubi says the Sharingan is more evil than his eyes. BULL! He is an evil demon lord for hells sake. That is not possible in any way. If Kyuubi was free he could kill any human he wanted in less than a split second, Kage or not. The story says Kyuubi could cause tsunamis with one wave of a tail, or destroy a mountain with another tail, yet the Kyuubi is under the control of a pair of eyes that are about an inch big each and he is like 500 feet big. Hell his eyes are like 4, 5 feet big! Sorry again, but no, the Sharingan is weak in comparison to the Kyuubi’s eyes. Another thing is he ‘killed’ Orochimaru like it was nothing. That would put him on Kage level, seeing as Orochimaru defeated the third Hokage. That again is not possible in three years. Over all, Sasuke is just too strong for my liking. He is like a god in the story and the manga makes things look like no matter what, Sasuke is just a poor innocent child that had a bad child hood and is rebelling.

Those are the reasons I hate Sasuke Uchiha.

Naruto…

Over all I think the manga Naruto sucks. He is a complete idiot, wears orange of all colors, and loves ramen. He never acts serious except when in a fight, and even then he is still an idiot. I like Naruto, but the manga Naruto pisses me off to no end. I’m sorry but that is how I feel. That is why I stopped reading it weakly and am now only reading it every other month. It just pisses me off to much…

The story is called ‘Naruto’ for a reason. He is the main character and yet he is almost never seen in good light. I could list why I don’t like manga Naruto all day, but I don’t want to.

So I will say why I hate Masashi Kishimoto. Naruto created thee best jutsu in the world possibly and he made it so he can never use it again. If you don’t know, I’m talking about the wind Rasengan. The attack can make a crater about 500 feet deep and wide, and he gets lethally hurt using it. Sad… That is all I can say other than that is bull shit. Have you ever noticed that every time Naruto gets a new powerful attack it pails in comparison to other people’s attacks or skills. Then when he makes his own and it is so powerful it can’t be used. Just sad is all I have to say…

Another thing I noticed was when Naruto returned from a two and a half years of ‘training’ if you could call it that, he was still weak. From what I know he only learned two things out of that ‘training.’ One was to ‘control’ Kyuubi’s chakra which he can’t even do with out losing it. Another is how to seal stuff in scrolls because he pulled out a fuma shuriken out of one during a fight. Two things and one Tenten could do when she was at the chunnin exams. The other is useless because can’t even control it. He learned nothing in two and a half years of ‘training’ with a Sannin of all people. He should be at high Jounin level easily now. Why you may ask. Let’s see, he beat Gaara in demon form and fought Sasuke at the valley of the end with high Chunnin level power and speed and yet he has grown none. Yet again not possible. Sorry, just can’t happen.

Another thing, Naruto thinks of Sasuke as a brother even after he tried to kill him and stabbed him twice with a chidori and he doesn’t even care. WTF! Myself I would hate the guy, but he still loves him as a brother and won’t give up on him. He should grow up and be a ninja! Get ride of that stupid idealism and learn about the real world and how it works!!

Also why the hell is he still a genin. I’m sure there is a way for him to skip the stupid exams and just become Chunnin and Jounin with some other test. If there was only that exam then they would serious lack ninja of good status in Konoha.

Another thing… what is with the stupid smile? It is obviously fake, yet everyone accepts it like it is real. He never shows his true emotions. Ever! That is one thing I like about the manga. A 12 year old boy is able to trick an entire village full of trained ninja and assassins to think that he is an idiot and is always happy. Some story line…

Sakura…

She is a bitch! She loves Sasuke for NO good reason at all, and would do anything for him. You know what that is called, obsession, but not. Obsession is when you can’t get enough of it. She will do ANYTHING for him. That is called a compulsive disorder. She follows him around like a lost puppy and that is it. He has shown no love, or for the matter of fact, kindness to her except for when he said ‘thank you’ before he knocked her out and left her for dead.

Another thing is, before the time skip, she was no stronger than an academy student, but after the time skip she is high chunnin to low Jounin in ability. She became a fantastic ninja and med Nin, and has super strength. She went from worthless to being the strongest female ninja in her age group. That is sad and yet again not possible. I don’t care if she was Tsunade’s apprentice, Naruto gained crap and she is now stronger than him. Sorry but no. Can’t be when Naruto could beat any of the rookie nine and Gai’s team, except maybe Lee. Now she is all powerful is just bull to me.

And after three years she is still in ‘love’ with her Sasuke-kun who could give a crap about her. Just sad…

Kakashi…

I can say that I hate and don’t hate the guy at the same time. He only teaches Sasuke and ignores his other students. That I hate. But he later trains Naruto also. I have read a lot of stories out there, some make him an evil bastard, some make him a great guy, and others make him indifferent. Myself I am indifferent. I could care less what happens to him, but I do say that he is annoying with his lateness crap.

One thing that bugs me though is that Kakashi said Naruto was stronger than him now, but Naruto is still a dumb ass and can fight for crap now. Sorry, but Kakashi is still stronger.

The other thing that annoys me about him is that damn mask of his. EVIL! Evil I say! I wish they would show it, but what ever…

Jiraiya…

I am mixed on him to. He ‘trained’ Naruto but left to peep all the time so really he got no training at all. Naruto would have been better off in the village by himself. He is a pervert and I really don’t like the guy. Just that, nothing to say really…

One thing that pisses me off though is the fact that he didn’t tell Naruto about the Kage bunshin having the memory gain ability thing. That would have made two and a half years really like two hundred or more years of training, but no, he left him hanging again.

Everyone else…

Ya, they are just side people that don’t really matter.

Yondaime…

Has any one else ever noticed that he and Naruto look exactly alike. Blond hair, sky blue eyes, and same body frame. My guess they are related and he left his son nothing until he turns eighteen when he will have already beat all the bad guys and crap and the Hiraishin would have been helpful, but nope, we don’t care about you son…

I was RIGHT!! He is Naruto's father. Now why would you leave your son with ABSOLUTLY NOTHING!! That makes no sense what so ever!! It's like he doesn't even care about him at all.

Haku and Zabuza…

In my eyes Haku is a girl and that is it. I don’t care what others say, she is a GIRL!! She is beautiful; no man is that good looking. I think that she and Zabuza should have had a bigger role in the manga than they had. I personally like them both a lot, though Zabuza not as much. The thing that pisses me off a LOT though is when Sasuke’s group takes Zabuza’s sword. That is disgraceful and Naruto should be the only one to have it because he changed both of there life’s around for the better. That really pissed me off to no end and made it so I officially do not like the manga.

I wish Zabuza and Haku would have lived and came to Konoha with Naruto. He would have had people that would have backed him and supported him in everything. It really is too bad it went that way in the manga. I probable will never have Haku killed in any of my stories, Zabuza though I am impartial.

Hinata…

I can honestly say I am starting to hate the girl. I have read some awesome stories with her as Naruto’s wife/girlfriend and they have been good. BUT… I have read even more ones were she magically falls for him and Naruto magically falls for her in like one hour or two days. That is just sad.

First off, Hinata is a stalker plain and simple. We all know it and the manga even shows us it. Second she knows absolutely nothing about the actual Naruto. All she really knows is he never gives up and he has a hard life. She knows nothing personal about him what so ever. She has never talked to him and some how she convinced herself that she loves him even though she has never spoken with him. That is called an admiration, not love.

She also stole Naruto’s nindo. That is just a low blow. Naruto has nothing and there she goes and steels on of his only original things he does. Very low blow indeed.

What I hate the most though is in the stories I read on this sight about her and Naruto. When people write a relationship they should start slow and work there way up to love. But all I see with Hinata relationships with Naruto is instant love. I have read a few good ones, about ten at most though, were she and Naruto actual work there relationship up slowly. But in others, she loves him for absolutely no good reason and she tells him or something happens and Naruto helps her. When this happens Naruto feels sorry for her and instantly loves her. Or he talks to her for like ten minutes and loves her magically. He may be desperate for love and family but that is purely sad on so many levels its pathetic. So I have lost all interest in reading Naruto X Hinata stories because they are always instant love. Love grows over time for both male and female parties and they interact to get a deeper relationship, remember that people.

To summarize it, she has never spoken to him for then five words at one talking session and she some how convinces herself she loves him because she is a stalker and follows him and sees that he never gives up. She admires him for that. ADMIRS! NOT LOVES! She sees him a role mode to look up to for power and support, she is NOT in love. And Naruto magically falls in love with her to, is just sad to. You get to KNOW the person over time and then work on relationships. Hinata almost NEVER does that in fics, she stalks him, never talks to him at all, loves him without talking to him at all and Naruto talks back one day, and she says three word, ‘I love you’ and he lovers her back instantly, and that pisses me off to no end. Relationships grow over TIME for BOTH parties when they talk and interact with each other more than three times at least, not instantly love crap. Sorry for the huge rant, I just don't want you people to make a HUGE mistake with Hinata like so many others have done in the past.

This part from a story I read explains it all perfectly. By maverick9871 in story 'Naruto and Ino Choice'.

(Ino talking to Hinata about the crush on Naruto) Ino said "You had a crush on him for years."

Hinata said "Who told you."

Ino said "It easy to pick up. I want you to actually think before answering this next question. Tell me Hinata, do you love naruto as a person or is it because he inspires you to be more than you are, with his self confidence and never back down or go back on his word."

Hinata though for a moment and said "Since I dont actually talk to him much I dont really know him as a person. I do see him as everything else you said. Why."

Ino said "Naruto explained this to me and Sakura and is planning on it also so I will save him from doing it. Hinata you look at him as a big brother. Not a boyfriend or lover. You do have those thoughts but you force yourself to do it and thats why you faint around him. You respect him for showing you how you should live since your family makes it hard.

(Naruto enter and talks some...) Hinata thought for a moment and said "So the love I have for you is a brotherly love." (Talking to Naruto)

Naruto said "Yeah. If it was not then you would not have to force your mind and body to fight each other which causes you to faint. When you find your one true love it wont matter what is wrong in the world. All that matters is you and that person. You can actually be you and not what people think you are."

(End part from story)

If that doesn't tell you and explain it to you then I have no way to help you understand at all. Relationships grow over time and not instantly with no communication between parties what so ever. I hope you people that have read this have learned a few things or two.

Harem or no…

Myself I prefer just one male and one female relationships. Not the harem thing. That is more respectful in real life and in fan fic, why because how can a person truly love more than one person with ALL there heart. They really can't. It is divided. I have nothing against the harem thing, but I will personally never write one. I actual like some of those stories a lot but the ones with a single pairing are so much better. The relationships are always more deep and meaningful than harems are. They also happen to be written better for some reason. I just wanted to say that.

Pairings I like:

Naruto X Haku- I love Haku and this pairing is my favorite of all time!!

Naruto X Kurenai- that one is just awesome

Naruto X Tsunade- only if it is a time change fic, where Naruto goes into the past.

Naruto X Sakura- only if she never liked Sasuke or she has to really work to get Naruto and he just doesn’t except her.

Naruto X Hinata- only if no instant love crap. I hate that so much! And has to be REALLY REALLY great story, people have just ruined this pairing for me for the most part.

Pairings I dislike:

Haku with anyone but Naruto. They piss me off for some reason. I must really like that pair for some REALLY good reason.

Kakashi with anyone but Rin.

Jiraiya X anyone

Jiraiya X Tsunade- unless they are actually happy, which I don’t see often.

Sasuke X Sakura- they don’t deserve it at all.

Sasuke X anyone- I hate him if you didn’t know…

Orochimaru X Anyone- That is just wrong plain and simple.

Anything boy/boy or girl/girl... I'm fine with it in real life, I just REALLY REALLY don't want to read it... at all...ever, just not my cup of tea.

Well that is everything I have to say about Naruto and what I think about him and the manga. I hope you now have a better insight into by brain of ideas.

My story ideas…

Now that that is over I’ll tell you guys about my other stories I plan to write in the future some time. There are three of them.

Battousai:

A one shot were Naruto destroys Konoha. I felt evil at the time so I wrote about half of it so far. It will be about 2-3 thousand words long.

Naruto FFAC: (not real name but works for now)

Sadly this will NEVER be uploaded. Why you may ask... I'll tell. I have actually already written around twenty-five thousand words for this story and that alone pisses me off. Again why you may ask, because it's a crossover with Naruto and Final fantasy seven advent children. This is great and all, but I have recently had an idea that is WAY too good to pass up. I've figured out a way to take this plot and make it into my own ORIGINAL story. My first I'll admit. Most likely will take years to finish, especially with the way I slack off in writing. I figured a way to make the entire plot original, with fighting, a power similar to Naruto world of jutsu but REALLY different. Hell there are millions of anime, TV show, movies, with people having powers, so it can't really be copying, hell my idea is WAY different to jutsu; it just gave me the idea. It will have love, sadness, adventure to the extreme, TONS of fighting, plot twist... hehehehhe lots of those. Over all the idea is still in the workings of planning stage, but once I actually put my mind to it for real I guarantee it will get finished. So no Naruto FFAC crossover from me, but an original plot that is completely different to these two stories, it just inspired me to get the idea is all, that and an idea from my mom to write my own story off of one of my fan fiction plots floating in my head.

Naruto control Kyuubi chakra like Gaara his sand: (not real name but works for now)

Naruto meets Kyuubi when he was severely beaten at a young age and learns the truth. They make a deal and Naruto can use her chakra like Gaara can his sand. He can control it though but it does block things automatically if he doesn’t know they are there. Naruto will be feared but sane and will take absolutely no crap from anyone. Somewhat dark Naruto because he takes no crap and when attacked dishes it out back with force. Pairing Naruto X ?. I have the first chapter done but it sucks and I have yet to fix it yet. I have to change some major things first.

Most likely will never post as there are some amazing stories already out there like this, even better then my plot was, and I like to go all original on fan fiction ass when I write things.

Another story but I'll never tell anything about it until I feel like it. Completely original though... of course.

AMV's for you to check out...

Yo, check out my profile on you-tube, but please don’t send me any PM’s through you-tube, because I never check them out. EVER!

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=battousai222

Finally if you love Naruto and you want some great laughs, check out Naruto: Abridge Series by: MasakoX. His series is freaking hilarious. It is the actual show and every episode up to where he has gotten and he makes fun of everything. You have to watch it to see what I’m talking about. You won’t be disappointed at all.

Naruto Abridged Series you can find on youtube, it is on my playlist section also.

Place I go for Naruto information...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naruto

www.leafninja.com

My translator for English words to Japanese…

http://www.freedict.com/onldict/jap.html

And for you people out there that love lemons like me, check this website out, there are 38 different stories with Naruto with other women in the series and each one has a good story behind it beside the lemon that is about average of 5,000-10,000+ words each. Enjoy...

http://naruto.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544198949

Another person just starting out but great lemon stories also, great plans for the future to.

http://naruto.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600094028

Naruto not knowing who his parents are...

Tsunade thinks of Naruto like a brother/son. Jiraiya thinks of Naruto like a son also. Naruto thinks of them as family of some sort. And Naruto has wanted to know who his family is for what?? FOR EVER!! And Tsunade and Jiraiya are holding this info back from him why!! If it is because of keeping the fourths enemies away from him, well Naruto kept the secret of the nine tails away from EVERYONE so how could he not with who his parents are. We all know Naruto is smarter then they show in the manga. So Tsunade and Jiraiya not telling him about his own family is not very family like to hold that HUGE of a secret from someone you care about so much. Naruto would LOVE, no be estatic about knowing who his family are but NOOOOOO!! They keep it from him. WTF!! This makes no sense to me.

Well I had planned on writing TONS during summer break, but I was a lazy ass. I blame no one but myself for this. I REALLY wanted to write too, I'm just lazy and played video games, hung out with my girl friend, TV, movies to death, and don't forget working forty hours a week, EVERY week of the summer. Damn that sucked, but the money I saved up was awesome... sadly it all went to college this year. Yes people this IS my first year of college and I'm sure you know that means even LESS time than before... great!! So I'm just going to say it right now, I have absolutely NO idea when I'll update...DON'T ASK. I truly don't know, I'm pissed at myself for taking so long but ya... what can I do but stop read fan fiction on this site instead to write full time instead... NEVER! So until I update whenever I feel like it, I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but that is life.

Updated profile on 8/25/08 or August 25, 2008