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Author has written 15 stories for Redwall, Star Wars, and Greek Mythology. IMPORTANT!! VERY, VERY IMPORTANT!! Due to the rising threat of trollers and well their rude and brash behavior, there is a petition at this link:(http://www.fanfiction.net/topic/2872/6030605/1/). A good and just cause (in my opinion, at least), it petitions to be able to delete signed reviews--please, at least read what Monotonehell says, and, if you agree, please add your support. (Just click reply on any one of the messages). Thank you for reading this. And yet another thing... (updated 10/20/08)...if you get an anonymous review from 'me', and the first line is "Cluny sat idly in his tent..." delete it. Immediately. It isn't me, and it wouldn't be. A thanks to Much Ado About Nonny for the heads-up. And if the person who wrote that is reading this message, bugger off and stay away from me. You, by violating my screen name (stealing it letter for letter), have not gotten on my good side. Be warned. I like stories that are well-constructed, and use appropriate grammar. I don't like stories that do the opposite of what I just said, use profane language (And, because I now read other things, the use of without the appropriate rating) and introduce modern technology (guns, that sort of thing) seriously to Redwall. Sue Slaying stories are exceptions. And all you stalkers out there, you can go bugger off. Do something good for once. I have come to the conclusion that I am a Suethor in recovery. Though this isn't much of an excuse, I was younger then, and my writing skills were not as good, obviously. I've, hopefully, grown. Again, I don't like the actions of those people who say nasty things to authors I read. That nonsense about them being the reason Jesus died and all that is just disgusting. Yes, I'm probably opening myself up to be a target for this, but I'm going to say it, and other things, nevertheless. I don't like the actions of the people who steal the titles and summaries of other stories, changing them slightly or not at all, while whatever the content is is just copied and pasted and just...idiotic. And, based on these actions, I form the disliking for the people doing these things. If you didn't read the second bold-ed message...here's your info. Another thing, which is similar to the above message... I am sick of people reviewing and saying nothing about the story, only a copy-n-paste message that is both gross and cruel. Who are they to decide that? Why do they even do it? That is what irks me, and it's all I can do to stop clicking on the 'send PM button' and screaming at them. I...I can't believe that they do that. I could ramble on and on about this, but I can't. It'd bore you to tears, probably... Anyhow...My stories: You can see at the bottom. Freedom is a no-read, please. It really embarrasses me, but I'm too proud to take it off. It's my first ever...Redmont's better, being written two years later, but there are logical difficulties. I'm trying to stop that... Also known as Kalyn Wordsmith in the world of FictionPress. Just recently joined. As a Reader, I HATE cliffhangers. As a writer...let's say we all know that, and thus cackle when none are within earshot lest they take you to the nearest asylum. I never claimed to be sane... Redwall Alter Ego Species: Squirrel. Eye Color: Blue-green. Gender: Whaddya expect? Female, of course! There is NO way I'm switching genders... Traits: Slightly short-tempered, very wear-heart-on-sleeve (Hurt emotionally easily, though does cry when angry/frustrated the waterworks burst), annoyed easily, slightly mean, humorous (another person) fun (another person) nice (another person, though I think I am), intelligent, expects the best out of myself: basically, as LittlePsychowolf says, moi with fur. Age: Middle teens. Fur color: Think Grey Squirrel. Build: Fairly tall, average build. Pretty average. Name: Obviously, storiewriter won't work. Kalyn Wordsmith. It suits me just fine. Another useless piece of random trivia is that I am currently seriously obsessed with Star Wars, and especially so with Jedi and lightsabers. I probably won't write anything extensive in this genre, and will probably stick to Redwall, which I am comfortable with. Warning: I am always on the good-guy side. If I want to wring a villian's neck, pound said villain into the earth, and cause them excrutiating pain in as many ways possible, consider that a...compliment towards your villain in question. Anyways, enjoy the practicing of an authorwannabe. If you don't...that's your choice. And the Avatar Image...Somebody found it somewhere on the internet, and I altered it slightly. Unfortunately, I don't know how to make it get grey fur...otherwise, it'd be perfect. Another note: You can find me on Deviantart, where my drawings are fairly bad, named 'Kalyn-Palak'. In other words, http://kalyn-palak.deviantart.com/ | |||||||
1. Redmont » reviewsA bleak future, a dead fortress, races switching their places. Chosen and Woodlanders. Vindictive rulers and barbaric slaves. All Martin can do is weep, and hope that one day, some day, the light will return. Not Sue-bashing.Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,530 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 12-13-08 - Published: 10-6-08 - Complete2. Twelve Days of ChristmasSue Slaying Style reviewsThe title says all. A little bunny that kept pestering me to be written. And one of those items is decidedly scary...I mean, one Arawolf is ENOUGH.Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-7-08 - Complete3. Mountain reviewsShe stands tall, her back straight, silently taking the blows they hit to her. Fire roils in her stomach, and her thoughts, if they could be called so, are filled with revenge and loss. And then one comes, with a token of hope... Companion to Redmont.Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-7-08 - Complete4. Wings of Bronze reviewsIt's the ten-billion marker of the years passed since Kronos and the Titans have been defeated. Hephaestus has created a great, beautiful statue of a creature sprung from the minds of the Muses. The detail is mind-boggling...but soon, chaos strikes.Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-7-08 - Complete5. Evanescent reviews."...Holding dark of black holes now,/ To dead stars his silent howls,/ Cry of dark and grief and death,/ Ne’er saw her last long breath."...Started out not related to Star Wars, ended up related to Star Wars. How most of my things go. Complete.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-5-08 - Anakin S. & Padmé Amidala - Complete6. Wishes and Gratitude reviewsLuke remembers Bespin. Yet another short drabble about the encounter between Father and Son. After ESB, before end of ROTJ.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-16-08 - Luke S. & Darth V. - Complete7. Freedom » reviewsEmerald is a squirrelmaid, caught by a band of slavers and sold into the camp of Oveline, the black fox. War is rising quickly, and the Abbeydwellers must look to the south.. Bear with me; first story written here. EXTREME Sue warning. Complete synopsisRedwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,599 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 7-11-08 - Published: 8-24-06 - Complete8. Vader's Secret reviewsIt could be very emberassing if somebody found out... OneshotStar Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-24-08 - Complete9. Poems of Grey » reviewsA collection of poems. Complete.Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 37 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 4-19-08 - Published: 11-7-06 - Complete10. Fallen reviewsA poem about Anakin's fall to the Dark Side.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-17-08 - Complete11. Teralose » reviewsShe's come back...to help and warn the newly established Redwall Abby...to survive its first attack. Chapter 6 up.Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,585 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 4-17-08 - Published: 5-23-0712. Surviving the Sues » reviewsRedwall has fallen, Mossflower is being overrun, and the Mary Sues doing it are almost unstoppable. The only resistance left is the Secret SueSlayer Society of Salamandastron, and their strength dwindles with each passing season. How can they win this?Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,918 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 4-5-08 - Published: 12-8-07 - Complete13. STS Valentines Day Special reviewsValentines day: THE day for Suethors across the world to update. When three Sues, too strong for Mossflower alone to handle, enter Redwall, five Fanfic Authors. Oneshot, written for Valentines day and brought to you by the authors of Surviving the Sues.Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-16-08 - Complete14. To Annoy the Villians » reviewsPretty much a many number of ways to annoy, anger or cause great pain to eight certain villians. Not all that funny, for this is my first story under 'humor'. Complete.Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 12-29-07 - Published: 3-17-07 - Complete
