PERSONS attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.
BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR.
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Mark Twain (1835-1910)
Watch Almost Famous. Don't ask me why, just do it. All of you. Now.
HOLLA! to my favourite reviewers!!You guys all kick some serious ass! Serious serious ass. So serious the word 'humour' isn't even in its dictionary.
Go buy/read Steve Martin's "Picasso at the Lapin Agile" right now!! Because it is the best Goddamn ever created!!
The Holy Trinity:
In the name of Richard Pryor, George Carlin and Eddie Izzard, kick ass.
ME!!:
I love Calvin & Hobbes- really I love all old stuff-not the fifties man gaoddamn conformist fifties-hate it!!
I really believe to each their own but that doesn't mean that I still wont mess with what you believe hehe (jk)
DEAD POETS SOCIETY!! I never watch the ending-I just can't.
Favourite Quotes:
"Religion easily—has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man...living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money."
-George Carlin (I will never forget you...)
"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"
-George Carlin
"The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shalt not steal", "Thou shalt not commit adultery" and "Thou shalt not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment."
-George Carlin
I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream - and I hope you don't find this too crazy - is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, "Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!" That would be bad.
-Steve Martin
“And therefore education at the University mostly worked by the age-old method of putting a lot of young people in the vicinity of a lot of books and hoping that something would pass from one to the other, while the actual young people put themselves in the vicinity of inns and taverns for exactly the same reason.”
-Terry Prachett
I claim (know and believe) that glorious I began the CharliexMeeks craze XD (happily so) Okay not started but wrote the first fic about them as well as writing the first DPS/House crossover and started the fic about how the Dead Poets Society originated. I'm not trying to sound arrogant, I'm just damn happy about it XD
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