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since: 08-21-06, id: 1119062, Profile edited: 08-12-08
country: China
Author has written 10 stories for Dead Poets Society, 24, and Tin Man.

PERSONS attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.

BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR.

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Mark Twain (1835-1910)


Watch Almost Famous. Don't ask me why, just do it. All of you. Now.


HOLLA! to my favourite reviewers!!You guys all kick some serious ass! Serious serious ass. So serious the word 'humour' isn't even in its dictionary.

Go buy/read Steve Martin's "Picasso at the Lapin Agile" right now!! Because it is the best Goddamn ever created!!

The Holy Trinity:

In the name of Richard Pryor, George Carlin and Eddie Izzard, kick ass.

ME!!:

I love Calvin & Hobbes- really I love all old stuff-not the fifties man gaoddamn conformist fifties-hate it!!

I really believe to each their own but that doesn't mean that I still wont mess with what you believe hehe (jk)

DEAD POETS SOCIETY!! I never watch the ending-I just can't.

Favourite Quotes:

"Religion easily—has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man...living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money."

-George Carlin (I will never forget you...)

"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"

-George Carlin

"The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shalt not steal", "Thou shalt not commit adultery" and "Thou shalt not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment."

-George Carlin

I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream - and I hope you don't find this too crazy - is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, "Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!" That would be bad.

-Steve Martin

“And therefore education at the University mostly worked by the age-old method of putting a lot of young people in the vicinity of a lot of books and hoping that something would pass from one to the other, while the actual young people put themselves in the vicinity of inns and taverns for exactly the same reason.”

-Terry Prachett


I claim (know and believe) that glorious I began the CharliexMeeks craze XD (happily so) Okay not started but wrote the first fic about them as well as writing the first DPS/House crossover and started the fic about how the Dead Poets Society originated. I'm not trying to sound arrogant, I'm just damn happy about it XD




1. Avoiding Confession » reviews
Neil is avoiding Todd, Charlie is smirking as he toys with emotions, all chaos is breaking loose but a little bit of chaos can bring forth some of the most stunning explosions...and now Mr. Keating is involved too. M ch 17
Complete - Dead Poets Society - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,926 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 9-29-08 - Published: 6-20-07
2. Downfall » reviews
Neil has his girl and Todd secretly wants Neil. How this triangle is going to turn out no one knows. One will get pulled and the other pushed but who will end up together? Is Neil possessive, or is it more?
Dead Poets Society - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,826 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 5-17-08
3. Jigsaw Blather » reviews
these are what I promised in one of my stories which one, I cannot remember. Series of random drabbles between House characters and DPS characters. I predict largely slash. Mostly DPS characters too X3 Actually, so far, ALL DPS characters
Dead Poets Society - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-27-08 - Published: 4-24-08
4. One Innocent Day » reviews
For HeadinTheClouds13.:.created late, late at night. Todd kisses a thoroughly surprised Neil now the question is, did Todd actually misinterpret the moment and why is falling asleep under Shakespeare a bad idea? Silly boy...:Re-uploaded:
Dead Poets Society - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,827 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-18-08 - Published: 6-26-08
5. Back in 1944 reviews
Senior year for a Mr. John Keating and his friends really, HOW the Dead Poets Society was born...
Dead Poets Society - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-30-08 - Published: 6-30-08
6. Will We Meet Again? » reviews
Neil has left, runaway from his sheltered life but strings are attached to Todd and a sticky mess is forming quickly between Lisa Cuddy and a certain Greggory House. House and Dead Poets Society crossover because Neil Perry IS James Wilson.
Dead Poets Society - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,968 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 6-15-08 - Published: 7-5-07
7. White Rabbit » reviews
Alice in Wonderland in Technicolor.DG isn't the only one who gets more than she bargain for, oh no, not when nightmares fly and rabbits run. Someone review this, I swear it has a great story to it that I've been planning for a few weeks!
Tin Man - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-19-08 - Published: 5-17-08
8. Bad Day » reviews
For Haykatsi Dr. James Wilson hates Mondays but something strange happens in the canteen...DPS/House
Dead Poets Society - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-29-08 - Published: 2-9-08
9. Convenience reviews
Jack has just recovered Tony from Mandy in...when ever that happens. Now all Tony has to do is call Michelle but we all know Tony prefers convenient procrastination
24 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-9-08 - Published: 2-9-08
10. A Shakespearean Taste » reviews
The curruent theme of love in Neil's play has him thinking, thinking a lot about why he was chosen as Puck. Is it because he isn't capable of expressing love? and what happens when he confides to Todd later that night?
Complete - Dead Poets Society - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-12-08 - Published: 12-28-07
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