Things That Are Awesome

On tv:

1)The possibility of a 25 diva Battle Royal at Wrestlemania 25. Hope Lita comes back and breaks backs.

2) Psych just finished up an awesome 3rd season with a bitchin' cameo from ally sheedy. For a show that's all about the 80's references, they really did top themselves.

3) Hugh Jackman as the 2009 Oscar host. He made me laugh and he made me wear out my computer looking at videos of his opening number on you tube.

In music:

1) Fall Out Boy's cover of beat it. I don't like Petew wentz; let's make no mistake about this fact. But he's kind of awesome for the three minutes I habitually listen to this song.

2) Song called propane nightmares by this band called pendulum. Makes me love the trumpet like it's a guitar.

3) eminem's new album the relapse. he spits hot fire.

Movies:

1) One word: watchmen

2) christian bale owns the movie industry for the next ten years. John Connor and Bruce wayne? you have balls of steel. though you are really crazy man. you should work on that.

3) Johnny depp as John dillinger (another awesome movie christian bale is in!) and even the slightest possibility he might play the riddler. how dope would that be?

Politics:

1) my man Barack Obama totally owning his first 100 days in office.

2) stephen Colbert actually getting the support to run as a presidential canidate.

Celebrity:

1) Dustin Hoffman's 1979 Oscar acceptance speech for Kramer v. Kramer. He owned humility without being an ass kissing pansy.

2) Miley Cyrus actually beefing with Radiohead. Here's to hoping this will make me laugh cuz lord knows without a doubt it's going to be the stupidest beef ever.

Things that suck:

On tv:

1) dissapointing season 8 of scrubs. okay it's not that bad and the sesame street episode was awesome, but come on people! This is your last season wit Zach Braff. Make it hot!

2) edge with vickie guerrero. Lita's heel incarnation was a skanky spineless barely wrestling tramp but how do you go from that to that? man up dude!

In Music:

1) the simpsons (ashley and jessica not lisa and bart) have a brother and he's in a band with like 8 other gay poser tweens

2) anything 50 cent mumbles on a tape portraying the ability to rap as the ability to grunt over a hot beat.

Movies:

1) On the one hand wolverine's origin movie has gambit in it but it has kid wolverine with claws. stop ruining canon bitches!

2) The cohen's brothers using julia roberts in their movie. you'll learn your lesson.

3) I'm scared they'll put out an ocean's 14. Honest to god truth.

4) karate kid remake.

Politics:

1) the possibility half the shit these fucking conspiracy videos have in them coming true.

Celebrity:

1) Amy dumas coming back to the wwe for the 15th anniversary raw. They gave that skank trish stratus the fucking angle of retiring with the women's belt and cryme time auctions off your fucking "toilitries" after you lose your last match and you come back? I'm a big lita fan and i would love to see her kick ass for the rest of my life but never in a million years did i ever want amy to actually come back. what is this 'please sir may i have another' time? Man up!

2) Michael Phelps getting caught smoking weed. Don't be a dick dude. 'nuff said.

3) Lindsay Lohan letting skankarella waltz off in her own fucking car. You just got owned

singed sealed and delivered,

Scott S.

03/17/2009