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| joey the ripper |
Author has written 32 stories for Harry Potter, Mighty Boosh, Doctor Who, StarTrek: Voyager, Count Duckula, DarkWing Duck, Baskervilles, Legend of Zelda, and Lilo & Stitch. "Joey the Ripper turns to Negaduck and asks. 'Have you ever had one of those dreams where you find yourself a few years down the track with a home, hearth and a family?' Negaduck replies. 'Why yes, I call those nightmares.'..." Current story in focus: A Link Through Time. The images for the majority of my stories are pictures that I myself have taken from things, I can't draw Ducks or people, but I can draw Daleks, I figured that since I'm writing "FAN-fiction" I'll use my "FAN-pics" for things, the majority being of course screenshots that fit to story... I don't like this image thing because a lot of my stories are OOC situations that I can't get pictures for, hello Paint! Who needs PhotoShop? I'm not a perfect writer, I don't write things all that well, that's why I'm here playing with FanFiction, where it's safe. As far as originality goes my head makes it's own decisions, some ideas are new some are recycled and others are a merge between the two. I think that my work will be placed (mostly) in the M category; at least until they're finished and I can determine that they are/aren't an M rating, my writing doesn't get the limits I should give it so M is the safe place for them to be... I am more on the darker side of fiction, hence Joey the Ripper being my pen name, I chose it as a kind of warning that most of my stories involve at least one death at some point, very rarely will I write a story that doesn't, except if it happens to be a one-shot or I'm feeling exceptionally nice, to the Characters and/or to the readers... I myself have no qualms with writing gory details that come from stories that involve: Zombies, Vampires, Psychopathic Serial Killers (That's Serial with an S), velociraptor attacks, or Doctors/Scientists. My only issue with writting gory details is in fact the word "Details", I am still getting into writing graphics, I haven't got it down-pact just yet so you might find yourself glad of it if you find yourself in, say, the Negaverse, I might get Negaduck a chainsaw victim or two (or thirty) but details of it won't really be written in properly. "Negaduck shuddered, what about that night made it a bad memory? The one single moment in his life that turned him into a Super-villain? What was the bad part of that night that he remembered enjoying so much? He stepped up to Lucy and rose an eyebrow. 'Her name was “murder”, the band was “chainsaw”, and the label was “petrol”.' He smirked. 'The night I killed my parents and became Negaduck. I fell in love with her, and she's been with me ever since, only the band and label change.' He smiled sadistically." - Ah, true Love. I have 1 cat named Bobby, and plenty of plants. Favorite Characters, in no particular order: Link, THE DALEKS!, Voldemort, Q, Dracula, Yoda, Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader, Megavolt, NegaDuck, Count Duckula, Igor, King Monkey, and The Carnivorous Dinosaurs from all 3 Jurassic Park movies (Especially the Velociraptors.) Favorite music: gee, do i have a favourite?... hmmm it's a toss up between Boney M and Avril Lavigne but Mozart is cool. and "Weird Al" Yankovic is a genius! Favourite authors: J. K. Rowling, Bram Stoker, VAPX007... and the list goes on. Hater Of Twilight... sorry, but it is true. I'm finding it hard to even pick myself up off of the ground right now, so I'm not being very vigilant on my chapter updates on anything. Please review my stories, I need the feedback to get better, I can only improve so much from solid writing. By the way, For all you Doctor Who/ Dalek fans I strongly suggest this site: http://dalekworld.freeforums.net/ This is my friends webcomic site, you should check it out, he's a genius: http://www.sic-comics.com/ Till The End. Joey the Ripper. XXXX OOOO | |||||||
1. A Link Through Time » reviewsThe story of Link, a one of a kind forbidden connection between two universes and two entirely different races. Link, the Doctor's daughter and her lonely companion The Mark 1. Aspects of LOZ throughout.Crossover - Doctor Who & Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-16-13 - Published: 2-14-13 - River Song/Melody P. III & 11th Doctor2. Dalek Fun reviewsReUploaded: a look at Dalek recreation and why it is not a good idea to write it: evil, dark, violent.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-28-13 - Daleks - Complete3. Living Antics2: Nega-Hearts » reviewsANTICS in the Negaverse again... NegaGosalyn falls in love, but does such a thing really exist in the Negaverse? Will the harsh world be able to break her heart or will she fight for what she believes in? NegaGos/OC... Introducing the latest hero in the Negaverse "Seraph"!DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-22-13 - Published: 11-12-12 - NegaGosalyn & Slightly-Less-NegaDuck4. Negaduck Faces the Cave of Ordeals reviewsUpon waking up Negaduck finds himself lost in a desert, not only that but when he finally finds civilisation again he suddenly finds himself locked up in the stronghold of the Gerudo Thieves, how much worse could the day get for Public Enemy Number One? Much worse...Crossover - Legend of Zelda & DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-21-13 - Negaduck5. Begin Again » reviewsA new family arrive in from Nice Town, the Boss thinks that this'll be a chance for some new fun, but what is their connection to the Baskervilles, and why does it feel quite a lot like Deja Vu? OCBaskervilles - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-18-13 - Published: 1-13-13 - April B. & The Boss6. Lilo the Witch » reviewsLilo get's her Hogwarts letter and starts a journey that will be filled with: excitement, mystery, mayhem, and magic, old enemies return and new ones surface as Lilo discovers ancient powers and frightening monsters, and the final task will be completed.Crossover - Harry Potter & Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,249 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 12-12-12 - Published: 6-26-10 - Lilo P.7. Junior's Toy » reviewsq investigates the appearance of the Daleks in the Trek Universe, with his father busy in the Continuum and his mother unable to control him the omnipotent boy has some fun with his new toys. M for being dark and... Daleks, need I say more?Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-24-12 - Published: 6-9-10 - Q Junior & Daleks8. No Place For Heros » reviewsNegs steals a device that sends him and the Darkwing gang to an alternate world in a distant future that has been ravaged by a horrible plague, now they have to find a way back... but what happened to this world's version of Darkwing? And who is "Vanquisher Duck"? Warning: Horror Theme. Zombie-slaying, seriousness, Technobabble, and Teenage Angst. OOC, OC, ZombiesDarkWing Duck - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,704 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-16-12 - Published: 7-9-12 - Darkwing Duck & Negaduck9. NegaGnat » reviewsThe prequel to NegaFamily. Negaduck's got competition and a new way to take back the Negaverse. NegaRelationships, NegaRelatives, NegaParenting, this has it all: OOC/OC Chainsawings, Crime, Gore and Mature Themes.DarkWing Duck - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,818 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 10-15-12 - Published: 10-14-11 - Slightly-Less-NegaDuck10. Blood Fever » reviewsGinny wakes up to find herself suffering a strange illness that no one knows anything about and has to find a remedy or face a certain death, and then things get "complicated"Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,679 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-7-12 - Published: 12-6-09 - Ginny W. & Voldemort11. My Shadow And Me » reviewsVoldemort's shadow tells the tale of the Dark Lord. Guess what! This suddenly has something to attach to! Oh yes, but that is going to be found in a later crossover. The life of TMR given from his shadow's POV.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-18-12 - Published: 7-18-09 - Tom R. Jr. & OC12. The NEW Old Days » reviewsShe searched the multiverse for him, she wants him back, or else. Darkwing's going to need a whole lot of help this time, he has to bring the missing super-villain back, but will he be able to bring him back in time to save everything? My "Negafamily" series and boom-series random really.DarkWing Duck - Rated: M - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-21-12 - Published: 2-7-12 - Darkwing Duck13. The Masked Avenger » reviewsAU, the end of Darkly Dawns the Duck, What if Darkwing didn't survive? Gosalyn feels responsible for the loss of a hero, and realises that the city needs a replacement and soon, introducing The Masked Avenger, Gosalyn's going to fix things and fast!DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-27-12 - Published: 5-4-11 - Gosalyn14. He's In My Head reviews"It was horrible, I had to do whatever he wanted, it was worse than Tank." Gosalyn's about to find that one out for herself. The possible mental argument between Flarg and Gosalyn in those few brief moments in Battle of the Brainteasers.DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-12-12 - Gosalyn - Complete15. NegaFamily » reviewsNegaduck has family troubles, his daughter's becoming a criminal, and Lucy doesn't think that it's bad to be like her Dad after all she's Nega-Girl. But when things get too tough to handle will her Dad be there to save her? A dream I had. FinishedDarkWing Duck - Rated: M - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,345 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-13-11 - Published: 6-13-11 - Slightly-Less-NegaDuck - Complete16. Luminating Wattage » reviewsWhat's a super villain to do when he meets someone like him in need? OOC OC. One night Megavolt meets a little girl that glows who needs his help. This is quite fluffy for me.DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-12-11 - Published: 10-9-11 - Megavolt17. Living Antics1: Nega-Driving » reviewsFirst in the "Living Antics Series"... It's time for NegaGosalyn to try get her license, will she pass? and how oh how will she learn to drive in a world like the Negaverse?DarkWing Duck - Rated: M - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-9-11 - Published: 8-30-11 - NegaGosalyn & Slightly-Less-NegaDuck18. The Terror That Flaps reviewsA Halloween night at Hogwarts a costume party goes wrong when the Fearsome Five show up, who will save Hogwarts from them? Randomly from SAM. SO not going to finish.Crossover - Harry Potter & DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-8-11 - Complete19. That Girl's Magic » reviewsGosalyn's been making strange things happen and she starts to play with her magic; Darkwing gets Morgana to baby-sit while he has to deal with the Fearsome Five's latest crime wave which is more close to home than comfortable, thanks to my BETA VAPX007DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,740 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-28-11 - Published: 4-10-11 - Gosalyn20. A Reading From Beedle The BardA Beedle the Bard story told by Hermione, about a doll on a music box.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Published: 3-2-11 - Complete21. Two By Four reviewsHarry's failed and life's gone on 3 years later Ginny's on her own living a muggle life, but as the only remaining member of the resistance that once had been, the two lives of Ginny will merge, as an old friend wishes to be re-acquainted. GW/LV/TMRHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-3-10 - Ginny W. & Voldemort22. The Spider Incursion » reviewsDoctor Von Goosewing re-discovers his Mark 7 Shrinking and Miniaturising Ray whilst spring cleaning, he accidently switches off the safety, a spider gets super-sized and Goosewing realises the potential of this unforseen event, Duckula beware!Count Duckula - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-11-10 - Published: 10-8-1023. Marooned » reviewsHermione and Voldemort get marooned together on a desert island in a distant planet, how will they ever get back? HG/LVHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,327 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-19-10 - Published: 2-21-10 - Hermione G. & Voldemort24. A Mirrored Stubbornness reviewsThe war is over Voldemort is in control and the muggleborns are forced to be servants; Hermione has a lot to say to him. Read if you like arguments between LV and HG One-shot argument.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-21-10 - Hermione G. & Voldemort - Complete25. A Little More Than Kin and Less Than Kind reviewsHow Shakespearian is Harry Potter? We never got to see Draco get his orders from the Dark Lord in HBP, this is my version of how that scene would've gone.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-14-09 - Draco M. & Voldemort - Complete26. Dalek School reviewsThe Dalek Conditioner has malfunctioned and as a result the new Daleks have to be taught everything they need to know by an appointed Dalek Teacher.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-13-09 - Daleks - Complete27. Howard's CureFirst Season, Howard finally gets rid of his unnatural mark on his chest, but it could come at a price. This IS a horror story and contains: Shirtless Howard, big bugs, and violence...Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Published: 11-19-09 - Howard M. & Vince N. - Complete28. Phantom Incense reviewsHermione's been busy, she's managed to get over her "addiction" but alone one night she finds herself losing control, and a lost soul has some unfinished business with her. i suck at summaries HG/TMR/LVHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-4-09 - Hermione G. & Voldemort - Complete29. The Dark Lord Voldemort reviewsdumbledore sings harry a pirate song, adapted to be a dark wizard song... hbp once again not exactly humourHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-6-09 - Albus D. & Harry P. - Complete30. How I'd Love To Be The Dark Lord reviewsHarry sings a song about How He Wants To Be The Dark Lord, Lyrics adapted from the Alvin and the Chipmunks song "Outlaw", Not exactly humor but yeah.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-6-09 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete31. The Foridden Love reviewsOneshot Hogwarts Express scene: A Hermione/Draco pairing, that just can't be.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-4-09 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete32. Invisible To All » reviewsThe war is lost, Ginny is alone at hogwarts and no one cares about her, Ginny begins to fade away, to the eyes of everyone else that is... except a certain dark lord who intends to destroy hope. tmrlv,gwHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-31-08 - Published: 5-31-07 - Ginny W. & Voldemort - Complete
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