Please people. Please! Review at the end of the chapter, or something. The writers of the story would totally appreciate your words of critique, adortion, repulsion, anything! We need to know where we went wrong, what we did right, what we need to fix, what we need to delete.

Doesn't anyone see that?

It's common courtesy!

Sorry, no more ranting from lil' ol' me...

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Name: Brittney, but I'm often called Skittles. Don't ask...

Weight: What the heck makes you think I'm going to tell you?

Height: 5' 3"

Age: 12

Sign: Leo

Gender: Female

Appearance: White hair, red/pinkish colored eyes, thin, and easily aggitated... I'm an albino. If anyone makes fun of me for it, you'll regret you ever met me...

I'm but a humble writer, living out my days surrounded by beautifully written books of my favorite authors and one day hoping some of my work may one day be bound in hard cover...

I am a dreamer, a fighter, a live-the-day-through with a smile type of person. My mind is constantly flowing and churning with different ideas and scenarios for stories, and not always starting from the beginning... Which gets really annoying.

My favorite books to get inspiration from are the world famous Maximum Ride books. The third book could have been done a little better. I must admit, I was a wee bit disappointed. Sorry James Patterson!

The Uglies trilogy. My absolute favorite being Specials. God, what I've give to be a Special... Even with the whole god-complex thing. I'd just try to change myself like Tally did. Shay was a lost cause from the beginning, but I still liked her. The ending of that one could have been done a little better as well.

My friends and I have even started our own group, The Crims! We've been tricky little uglies. Heh...

Of the genres I enjoy writing, my commonly used is either Angst or Tragedy. I like Comedy and Romance and everything, but I'm not so good in those categories... Though, I may try writing a Romance one...

Just to foreworn you all, I am a fan of yaoi. So if I do write a Romance, I will write Max x Fang if you want, but I love Fang x Iggy. It's not sick. It's not disgusting.

If James Patterson would have done it like that, made them together, I'm sure half the world's population of women, even men maybe, would change their views on gay, bi, love.

Meaning, you wouldn't find it weird and disgusting if they were purposely put together in the original series. Don't lie, you know it to be true.

Love is tender and knows no Gender!

It's not about gender, not about religion, not about political views, race, or anything like that! Love is about Commitment and truly Caring for that Person you LOVE!!!

Onto story news:

Maximum Ride: The Fallen Angel Experiment: Okay, I'm having second thoughts about this story. I like it and everything, but I've been working with all my other new ones and I've lost the feeling in it. I'll try and reread it and see if I can pick up from where I left off.

Cut: Whether it is Figgy or not is up to you. I'm happy with it and the final chapter... I'm gonna leave it. I'm not going to mess with it because I know I'll regret it.

Flight of Crimson Wings: I'm having fun writing this story, but I'm not ready to put out the chapters just yet. Give me a few more days and I'll have it out for you.

Maximum Ride: I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings: Starts off fast and just gets faster. I've kept the chapter short and sweet. Something I usually have a hard time with. I'm trying to come at the readers with a different point of view here. Something that I think will happen in the fourth book. I mean, if anyone out there has read The Lake House, by James Patterson, then you may inderstand how some of this will go.

I NEED HELP!! What the hell is Iggy's mom's name?! I've looked and it only says his dad's name! Grrr... So, if I were to name her myself, what name should I give her. And where does Iggy's parents live again? Washington? Or what?!

PM me! Thank you!

Here's to Lost Love: I was surprised on how many people actually like this story. All I did was make Max hate Fang (read it to find out why), and now everyone is telling me to make it an actual story and not a one-shot. Tell you what, if I get four more reviews saying I should make a chapter story out of it, I will. If I don't, then I won't.

Fair enough?

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Things to Remember at Hogwarts

I will stop referring to showering as “Giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”

Polishing my wand is acceptable in the common room. “Polishing my wand” is not.

If a classmate falls asleep in the common room, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm

Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year’s Defense against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money making concept.

Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”

I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil or piranha.

I do not weigh the same as a duck.

Remus Lupin does not wear a flea collar.

I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.

It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.

I will not impersonate the Emeril in Potions class

Novelty or holiday-themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.

I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.

I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do what I want.

I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The force”

Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists

If asked in class in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling “It does DEATH!!!” may be correct but it is not the matter in which one should answer.

Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying “The library is closed for an indefinite time period” amusing in any sense.

A time turner is not a time capacitator, and therefore I should not install one in any muggle cars.

I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors

If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer then 15 seconds I am to assume I am not allowed to use it.

I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order just to see what happens

I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts; A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintball

I will not cast the occasional Obliviate charm on Dumbledore even if it would be amusing.

I will not lock Gryffindors and Slytheryns in a room together and take bets on which house will come out alive.

I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.

I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytheryn quidditch matches.

Bringing fortune cookies to Divination does not count as extra credit.

I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy.

I will not charm the suits of armor to sing “Knights of the Round Table” at the Christmas feast.

I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

I will not dress as Voldemort for Halloween

I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

I will not sing “we’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the headmasters office.

I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then students yell Ni from various directions.