I am StupefiedNarutard. Here is the part where we all throw our heads back and laugh...Ready? (Random african tour guide people I am with: READY!) ...BWHAHAHAHAH!
Okay, sorry, had to get that out. But, really. Here is where I insert irrelevant things about myself that you people don't even read. -does cheesy smile-
Age: 16
Real name: am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call
Sex: Is bad for you kids, don't do it.
What I look like: Black hair that likes to give me hell, gray/blue/green eyes that love to change colors on me!
Fav. quote (s): "FOOOOOOlish little brother, if you want to kill me HATE! And let that hate make you miserable for the rest of your days...now excuse me while I go boink Naruto..."- Me, as Itachi.
"Luke...I am your father."
"Taters? What's taters precious?"
"Got it memorized?" -pokes head- "Got it memoriiiiiiiiiiiized? Got. It. Mem.or.izeded?" Axel breaks out into song "Oooh, got it memorized? Do you Got it... MEMORIZZEED?!"
"It's funny how certain things trigger memories. Songs, smells, and such, some make you sad and some make you just close your eyes and for that one moment you are captured in the past. It’s moments like those that make life last."-LoVley_QuOtes_x3's Xanga site
I find myself walking on and on and on, but never finding home... until I fall into your arms.
"YEAH, we hit the potjack! " "Don't you mean the jackpot?" "All I KnOw is that we're filthy bitch!!" "Filthy rich?"
tear me off a piece of blanket;; keep me warm
and we can make it;; here's my heart .. i'll let
you break it;; touched your skin&i cant take it "- LoVley_QuOtes_x3 (Xanga)
Shrek: Quick tell a lie!
Pinocchio: What should I say?
Donkey: Say something crazy...
like you're wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: Um, okay. I'm weairng ladies
underwear.
silence
Shrek: Are you?
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not.
Pinoccio's nose extends
Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.
Pinocchio: I am not.
Pinocchio's nose extends again
Puss-in-Boots: What kind!
Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG!
--Shrek 2.
stop the world,
i wanna get off. /3"
"Then this fool went off and had a party, and
they all started trying to pin a tail on me. Then
they all got drunk and started hitting me with
sticks yelling "Pinata! Pinata!" What the hell
is a pinata, anyway? --Donkey, Shrek 2"
"If we were on a boat, in the middle of the sea,
and we only had one sandwich...
would you give it to me?"
I want your body..." _Orochimaru talking to Sasuke
Snippets from MY MOST FAVORITEST STORY EVER!
The Adventures of Roy Mustang: Sex Ed Teacher
can be found on LJ
“I still think this is a bad idea,” Al said.
“Hey if I’m old enough to fu… uh, have a boyfriend, I’m old enough to drink,” Ed said.
“Touché dear brother, touché,” Al said.
Ed poured some of the amber liquid into the glass and sniffed it. It didn’t smell as bad as the others. He took a cautious sip, then another. It kind of tasted like the Colonel had last night. Pretty soon, it tasted really good.
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“So let’s see this great impersonation,” Al told his inebriated sibling.
Ed cleared his throat.
“Major Elric,” Ed snapped and pointed to his non-existent other self, “you have been a naughty, naughty boy,” he slurred.
“Huh, I don’t remember the Colonel saying anything like that,” Al said.
“Your insubordination is a disgrace to this entire army,” Ed continued undaunted.
“Ok, he’s probably said that,” Al sighed.
“Your punishment will be severe,” Ed intoned grimly.
“Oh come on, the Colonel never said that,” Al put his hands on his hips.
“Drop your drawers young man,” Ed howled.
“Whoa, has he really said that?” Al asked.
“And get over there on that bed on your stomach, I better see those cheeks in the air,” Ed wailed.
“I’m going to the living room now!” Al yelped and turned to go.
“You’re in for it now,” Ed shrieked behind him, “because Colonel Spanky has come to town!”
(Omfg, I died when I read that, really)
“Al watched me,” Ed purred, “I did my Colonel Spanky impression,” Ed’s head lolled back.
“Oh god, you didn’t,” Roy groaned.
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"You're my new girlfriend!"- Alphonse talking to a toaster in The Adventures of Roy Mustang: Sex Ed Teacher
'At last,
my L O V E has come along.'-Etta James (Gawd I love this!)
Okay.
So n-e-boat...on with more shunk about me...
Fave. food: Magic Cookie Bars...DONUTS!
fave. drink: Vault, Strawberry Daiquiri!
Fave. song: 'All the Things She Said', by T.a.T.u., Anything from Disturbed, KoRn, hard rock shit.
'And I wish could feel it,
and i wish could steal it,
abduct it,
corrupt it,
but I never can it's just...
Saturated loneliness...'-KoRn
Fave. rap song: 'Wait (the whisper song)', by The Ying-Yang Twins,
I got money in the bank...
Move them hips run girl, run girl! I'm tryna getcha body wet, work that lemme see ya drip sweat... (-has Images of Naruto- Oh Gawd! -faints-)
Fave anime: Naruto, Inuyasha, Gravitation, D.N. Angel, pretty much anything where you can make yaoi out of it...
Fave manga: Aisheteruze baby, Canterella, Gorgeous Carat, Chibi Vampire, Eerie Queerie, Trash, LOVELESS, anything you can make yaoi out of, or is yaoi. Like FAKE, Trash, the one with the retarded horse in it...which is the same one where the guy is about to be raped and acts all scared, but then starts screaming, "Don't stop!" And the evil guy is like... O.o
Fave pairings:
Naruto:
ItaNaru
SasuNaru (only on friggin' occassion, okay? I hate that bitch otherwise, Sas-gay I mean)
NejiNaru
GaarNaru
KakaNaru
ShikaNaru
OroNaru
KyuuNaru
NaruHina
NaruIno
ShikaTema
KyuuIta
KyuuShuk
Holy shit the OT4! Neji the Nazi, Gaar-bear, Sas-gay and Naru-ho (cus he's the only uke)!
Inuyasha:
SessInu
KougInu
SessNara
NaraInu
MiroInu
Inukag
SessRin
MiroSan
InutaiIza
Loveless:
SoubiRitsuka (duhurrr)
KioRits
SeiRits
YoujiNatsuo
YoujiNatsuoRitsuka
Gravitation:
YukiShui
OCShui
TatsuRyui
RyuiShui
Rouroni Kenshin:
SanoKen
KenYahi
others I can't think of at the moment...
D.N. Angel:
SatoDai
DarkDai
KradDark
KradSato
KradDai
DarkSato
DaiRiku
Kingdom Hearts:
RikuSora
LeonSora
CloudSora
LeonCloud
AxelSora
AxelRox
Okay, so really. I describe myself as...having multiple personality disorder. One minute I'm like this and the other I'm so fucking insane I even freak myself out! But most of the time I am really nice. Unless I get bitchy, then you'll hate me. I only get bitchy if you're bitchy though, so...-smiles- I find myself tending to be emo every once in a while, but it's rare. I'm sorta like Naruto... yep. All annoying and smiley, but I truly care for my friends and I can get serious!
God, I was such an emo kid a few years ago. But I'm tired of wasting my life and energy wishing I could go back and change the past. It's not gunna happen! And geez, life is amazing! Has anyone ever gone outside and sat there? Just listening, feeling, being with the earth and it's energy? It's amazing! But, seriously, to those of you who think life is a constant struggle, remember all the good parts of it that made you wish for more! You don't have to fret! Life will get better, I promise. Sure, I don't completely worship my life now, thank you, it's not that amazing, but... instead of thinking of all the bad things there are, and there's a lot, I think about the times where I completely enjoyed myself. I think about what a bright future I have, even if it's extremely hard to. Just know, everyone, that you can make it if you try. Don't give up... because people do care for you. I care for you and I don't even know you!
I live for laughs and music! Comedy must be in my life as well as the wonderful world of music! And nice ppl too, I like nice ppl.
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Captain-Siv
or KoRn4U
KoRn4U
or mines
ME!!
I have a livejournal too, on that I am wakaranai_why ...
But, you guys enjoy my fics okay? Oh and check this out if you get the time, it's BADASS!
Ninja of the Night
Fav. Authors that I can actually name at the top of my head:
- StarsofYaoi - This author is very, very talented. I am completely immersed in her story Winter Release, an ItaNaru worth mentioning. It's got an intriguing plot and a wonderful way of characterizing the Naruto cast. The story delves into the life of Naruto in the clutches of the Akatsuki and his guard, no other than Itachi. There are a lot of worth while thoughts and opinions about the way the Naruto cast thinks and it's brilliant to try 'n' figure out.
- Seto's Darkness - So freekin' imaginative, Seto's Darkness comes up with sexy SasuNaru's or even ones with the whole cast as Naruto's seme. All of the plots are awesome and well thought, but SD does have a tendency to start stories and suddenly stop, so beware, because SD's stories are as addicting as crack...or chocolate...or chocolate-y crack.
- kawaii-kirei - Her RoyEd stories are what I look forward to and I love them! She always has me so happy about RoyEd and is a great writer to boot! Plus, she's funny, so ha!
- madd envy freak - This girl is so sweet and so funny. Her GaaNaru's always send me into a whirlwind of happiness and she has great plots. I can honestly say her yaois are insane... but great at the same time.
- Teppobizmol - She is so talented you wouldn't even know. After reading one of my old fanfics from my old account she began talking to me and after that we became good friends! She even sent me giftcards all the way from where she lives! She's an honest-to-God good person. Her story, even if there is only one, is one of the most heart wrenching things I've ever read. She's very good.
- Yxonomei - Very, very twisted...was what I thought as I read her stories... but I also thoroughly enjoyed them. She is known to me from her Kingdom Hearts fanfics which she writes with gut wrenching twists. From her story How to Make A Lamb, to her PotC yaoi fanfic... she is definitely trying to stun her audiences. They are very unique and dark... but I could see it all happening in some weird sense.
- Falaphesian - Her story, One For the Band was a very terrific RikuSora! Sora, after betting Riku, joins the color guard and everything spirals from there. There are hilarious parts and touching moments that I enjoy reading and will continue to love. I only wish that story wasn't finished, it was so great. She even includes some yuri, PaineRikku, and I enjoyed that too.
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
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